Special thanks to Kohaku and Bronze Tigress for suggestions and
Mistress Yuy, Helen and Eraya for the warm reviews! *Hugs* Thanks
guys!
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Title: Heero's Playground, part 1: The Teeter-totter Disaster
Author: AKA Anonymous
Genre: 195 Word Count Fic, humor
Pairings: *microscopic* 1+2+1
Warnings: One bad word. 'Cuz I felt like it, damnit. Okay, two.
Disclaimers: All characters belong to their creators, which would be
alot of people that are not me. *Pout*
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1)
Heero eyed the device with obvious mistrust. It was rusty, the paint
was peeling off in several places, and it hardly seemed like 'fun',
as his companion insisted.
Duo pushed gently off the ground, shifting the balance to Heero's
favor and waited...and waited...
"Hey, Heero, any day now!"
"What?"
"Oh, com'on, don't tell me you've never been on a teeter-totter
before!"
The young man looked up at his friend's dangling form with a look
that clearly read 'Yeah, Dr. J took me alllll the time, idiot.'
"Ah, I see. Just push off the ground with your legs, the balance in
the middle will do the rest."
Heero did as he was directed--kicking with about half his strength.
Unfortunately, this was *way* too much and Duo plummented to the
ground, off the seat, and to the dirt with an audible 'thud.'
Gravity, being the bitch she is, gave Heero the same treatment.
The two boys rubbed their sore bodies in silence for a moment before
Heero asked without guile, "And parents let their children on these
things?"
Duo sighed and stood up, brushing the last bits of dirt off. "Let's
try the swings instead, 'kay?"
Mistress Yuy, Helen and Eraya for the warm reviews! *Hugs* Thanks
guys!
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Title: Heero's Playground, part 1: The Teeter-totter Disaster
Author: AKA Anonymous
Genre: 195 Word Count Fic, humor
Pairings: *microscopic* 1+2+1
Warnings: One bad word. 'Cuz I felt like it, damnit. Okay, two.
Disclaimers: All characters belong to their creators, which would be
alot of people that are not me. *Pout*
*******************************
1)
Heero eyed the device with obvious mistrust. It was rusty, the paint
was peeling off in several places, and it hardly seemed like 'fun',
as his companion insisted.
Duo pushed gently off the ground, shifting the balance to Heero's
favor and waited...and waited...
"Hey, Heero, any day now!"
"What?"
"Oh, com'on, don't tell me you've never been on a teeter-totter
before!"
The young man looked up at his friend's dangling form with a look
that clearly read 'Yeah, Dr. J took me alllll the time, idiot.'
"Ah, I see. Just push off the ground with your legs, the balance in
the middle will do the rest."
Heero did as he was directed--kicking with about half his strength.
Unfortunately, this was *way* too much and Duo plummented to the
ground, off the seat, and to the dirt with an audible 'thud.'
Gravity, being the bitch she is, gave Heero the same treatment.
The two boys rubbed their sore bodies in silence for a moment before
Heero asked without guile, "And parents let their children on these
things?"
Duo sighed and stood up, brushing the last bits of dirt off. "Let's
try the swings instead, 'kay?"