Disclaimer: I don't own any of the tunes that are used for these songs. They belong to whoever composed them, however the songs I have written belong to me. I also don't own any of the characters used in these songs. They belong to Squaresoft.

AN - Seeing as my first parody song was so popular I have decided to put up some more that I have written. This one is about the Turks and is sung by Reno and Rude with Elena adding a few comments here and there because Reno and Rude wouldn't let her sing with them. Half way through they start to do the Can Can. This song is to the tune of "Men In Tights" and is from the film "Men In Tights". I hope you enjoy it and please review afterwards.

Men In Blue



Verse 1

Reno and Rude :We're men, We're men in blue. We go around the streets looking for you.

We're men, We're men in blue.

Elena : And me.

Reno and Rude : We murder, we steal and even kidnap you.

We may look like sissies,

Elena : They are.

Reno and Rude : But watch what you say, Or else we'll come after you.

We're men. We're men in blue.

Elena : And me.

Reno and Rude : Always on guard defending Shinra HQ.

Elena : More like the bar.

(Start to do the Can Can)

Reno and Rude : La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la

(Elena runs past in front of them)

Elena : La la la la la la la

Reno and Rude : La la la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la

(Stop doing the Can Can and try to act manly)

Verse 2

Reno and Rude : We're men, Manly men. We're men in blue.

Elena : And me.

Reno and Rude : We go around the streets looking for you.

We're men, We're men in blue.

Elena : And me.

Reno and Rude : We murder, we steal and even kidnap you.

We may look like pansies.

Elena : They are.

Reno and Rude : But watch what you say, Or else we'll come after you.

We're men. We're men in blue.

Elena : And me.

Reno and Rude : Always on guard defending Shinra HQ. We're butch.

AN - I hope you liked this and there will be more up shortly. Please keep reading and reviewing.