A/N: I'm sorry I took so long with this chapter, guys. Frankly, this
chapter isn't even worth your guys' wait, but you guys judge that for
yourself. Please review, although I probably don't deserve it. Thanks! ^_^
BTW, those of you who did graciously review, your thanks are at the bottom.
enjoy! OR ELSE.!
Disclaimer: NO! I WON'T DO IT! /glares at lawyers/ And I don't CARE if you sue me, all you'll get is my twin sister and. and. /searches pockets/ this lollipop! o.O SO NYAH!!! :^P (oh BTW, people, I DO own Harry Potter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
KEY: *..* : Draco's thoughts V^_V: The ending of a section of the chapter. O.o //..// : Ginny's dreams ~.~ :Ginny's thoughts /../ :The author's actions! ^_^ (.) : Unauthorized author's notes
.: Stress on the word. Like italicized, bold, and underlined. xV^_Vx: End of chapter!
V^_V Draco sighed irritably. He was just about to grasp the concept of the Lagarus Charm, a charm that would allow you to ask for advice from dead relatives, when that annoying snot, Hugo burst noisily into the common room. As Hugo and his motley crew's voices escalated, Draco slammed his spell book shut, half-hoping this would quiet them for at least a moment. But that made no dent at all in the relentless ruckus of mendacious gossip. As Draco's mind cleared from the fumes of schoolwork, he found out their source of excitement. Hugo was loudly describing a midnight rendezvous with Ginny Weasley in graphic detail. Draco listened in, amused disdain darkening his features. Then his lagging brain registered: GINNY WEASLEY!!! Draco knew that news of this false midnight tryst would get around the school- knew that it would ruin the rest of her years at Hogwarts. *If I could stop it at its source, or made them forget about it, perhaps Dawn won't force me into doing other activities (/nudge nudge/) with Weasley in the name of friendship (yeah, people! get your mind out of the gutter!).* With that shining thought in mind, a light bulb appeared above Draco's head, glowing happily. After dismissing the flighty light bulb, Draco flipped open his Charms spell book, quickly locating the page on which has spell was. (O.O! Run-on sentence! There will probably be a lot of those. ^^;;) At the top of the page, in curlique letters, was the term of the spell: The Transvestigarnus Hex. (Spell coming up! XD) Steepling his fingers, placing them tip-to-tip, he raised his hands to his eye level so he was looking at the orifice between the two hands. "Trans-vesti-gar-nus," he murmured, directing his gaze though the tunnel of his hands at the loudly boasting Hugo. Then, keeping his gaze carefully fixed on Hugo, he pointed his steepled fingers at Hugo, following his line of vision, "Morgus-ambi-fle-khen," Surreptitiously, Hugo began glowing a faint red. Closing his eyes, Draco folded his hands together, lowering them to the center of his chest. "Ast-fuk-ille-sah-raben!" As he muttered the spell, he could feel the power building behind his eyes. Ready to burst out as soon as he opened his eyes. The pressure (uh, well) pressed at him urging him, "Open your eyes! Open your eyes!" And he obeyed- His eyes flared open, staring at the glowing, unsuspecting Hugo (Only Draco can see the glowing). A thin beam of pure light blazed from his eyes- his line of vision, imbued with magic. The white light connected with the red, intensifying the red until it looked like Hugo was consumed in fire. (I wish! XD) Uttering the last words, "fuk-trans-vesti-garnus-ille!" He hurriedly broke his stare, lest it rebound onto him. The red and white coalesced, engulfing Hugo in a light, sustaining, pink. Draco sat back and watched, proud of himself and tired. The piercing pink light blinked out with a small tinkling sound, and pink snow floated down, covering Hugo completely. Draco blinked, and when he looked again, there was no sign of a spell. (Which means the spell is done! Presto! Poof!) *This'll get Dawn off my back.* Draco thought contentedly. V^_V Ginny headed to her seat in Muggle Studies, her face set. The taunting from Hugo had intensified these past few days, for some unfathomable reason. Her mouth thinned into a grim line. If Hugo made fun of her today. well, she had a curse handy. "Hey," Crystal greeted Ginny. They had become acquaintances, but not friends; they only had one class together, after all. "Hi," Ginny replied, giving her a quick smiles. This was usually when their conversation came to an end. However, today was different: "Tootsie Roll?" Crystal offered. "Sure, thanks," Ginny said warmly, popping the Muggle candy into her mouth. She had just eaten lunch, but candy was always appreciated! "So," Crystal said casually, "is it true?" "Is what true?!" Ginny asked, confused and exasperated. So far, including Crystal, four people had asked the same question, but never cared to tell her what they were talking about. "Well, there's been stories." Crystal trailed off. "Stories? What about?"
"About, uh- you, actually." "What kind of stories?" Ginny pressed. Crystal shifted in her seat, the closest to uncomfortable that Ginny had seen her. ~Augh, this can't be good, if she's so uncomfortable! .~ "Hugo and his friends have been spreading stories- lies, I'm sure- about you." She lowered her voice, "saying that you slept with him." She paused, studying Ginny's (dumbstruck) expression before rushing on, "I don't believe a word of it, but I need you to say that it's not true. If you say that, my belief'll be confirmed, and I'll start working right away with damage control." Ginny opened and closed her mouth, suddenly bearing an extreme resemblance to a beached fish. She finally managed to choke out (coherent) words,: "I- NO! I would never sleep with- with," A strangled whisper, "Hugo!" Ginny almost retched. Crystal nodded, "Thought so. Now, let me think of a way to stop this rumor from getting more wild and embellished upon." "No, it's okay. I'll deal with this myself. Thanks for telling me," Ginny said, anger tightening her features. She drew a breath, about to start ranting, when, "Speak of the devil," Crystal remarked coolly. Hugo approached the two girls, a licentious grin on his stupid face. Ginny's eyes blazed as she delivered her prepared curse. Her motions were quick, her incantations were memorized, and the ritual was over before Hugo could react. Hugo blinked, "What the f*** was that?" At the word 'f***', Draco's spell was activated. Hugo gave a queer sort of shudder, and half of his robes turned into what could only be called as a dress. yes, a dress. A tight, black, glittering dress, distinctly feminine in design. "What in the f***ing world?" Hugo asked, alarmed. at the Muggle cuss word, Ginny's spell also activated: the other half of the robes was more modest, but no less feminine. At this, Hugo yelped, and began cursing fluently. As he said 'f***' over and over in shock, his hair lengthened, his chest grew, his face became feminine, makeup was slapped onto his face, high-heels were strapped onto his feet, replacing his shoes, and, judging by his shoudt, he lost his, (uhm, er.) manhood. The class stared at Hugo in dumbfounded silence. The professor was suitably alarmed at the sudden silence, and walked quickly into the classroom. Seeing Hugo in his 'altered' state, the professor exclaimed mildly, "Jumping Gee Willigers!" xV^_Vx
Disclaimer: NO! I WON'T DO IT! /glares at lawyers/ And I don't CARE if you sue me, all you'll get is my twin sister and. and. /searches pockets/ this lollipop! o.O SO NYAH!!! :^P (oh BTW, people, I DO own Harry Potter! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
KEY: *..* : Draco's thoughts V^_V: The ending of a section of the chapter. O.o //..// : Ginny's dreams ~.~ :Ginny's thoughts /../ :The author's actions! ^_^ (.) : Unauthorized author's notes
.: Stress on the word. Like italicized, bold, and underlined. xV^_Vx: End of chapter!
V^_V Draco sighed irritably. He was just about to grasp the concept of the Lagarus Charm, a charm that would allow you to ask for advice from dead relatives, when that annoying snot, Hugo burst noisily into the common room. As Hugo and his motley crew's voices escalated, Draco slammed his spell book shut, half-hoping this would quiet them for at least a moment. But that made no dent at all in the relentless ruckus of mendacious gossip. As Draco's mind cleared from the fumes of schoolwork, he found out their source of excitement. Hugo was loudly describing a midnight rendezvous with Ginny Weasley in graphic detail. Draco listened in, amused disdain darkening his features. Then his lagging brain registered: GINNY WEASLEY!!! Draco knew that news of this false midnight tryst would get around the school- knew that it would ruin the rest of her years at Hogwarts. *If I could stop it at its source, or made them forget about it, perhaps Dawn won't force me into doing other activities (/nudge nudge/) with Weasley in the name of friendship (yeah, people! get your mind out of the gutter!).* With that shining thought in mind, a light bulb appeared above Draco's head, glowing happily. After dismissing the flighty light bulb, Draco flipped open his Charms spell book, quickly locating the page on which has spell was. (O.O! Run-on sentence! There will probably be a lot of those. ^^;;) At the top of the page, in curlique letters, was the term of the spell: The Transvestigarnus Hex. (Spell coming up! XD) Steepling his fingers, placing them tip-to-tip, he raised his hands to his eye level so he was looking at the orifice between the two hands. "Trans-vesti-gar-nus," he murmured, directing his gaze though the tunnel of his hands at the loudly boasting Hugo. Then, keeping his gaze carefully fixed on Hugo, he pointed his steepled fingers at Hugo, following his line of vision, "Morgus-ambi-fle-khen," Surreptitiously, Hugo began glowing a faint red. Closing his eyes, Draco folded his hands together, lowering them to the center of his chest. "Ast-fuk-ille-sah-raben!" As he muttered the spell, he could feel the power building behind his eyes. Ready to burst out as soon as he opened his eyes. The pressure (uh, well) pressed at him urging him, "Open your eyes! Open your eyes!" And he obeyed- His eyes flared open, staring at the glowing, unsuspecting Hugo (Only Draco can see the glowing). A thin beam of pure light blazed from his eyes- his line of vision, imbued with magic. The white light connected with the red, intensifying the red until it looked like Hugo was consumed in fire. (I wish! XD) Uttering the last words, "fuk-trans-vesti-garnus-ille!" He hurriedly broke his stare, lest it rebound onto him. The red and white coalesced, engulfing Hugo in a light, sustaining, pink. Draco sat back and watched, proud of himself and tired. The piercing pink light blinked out with a small tinkling sound, and pink snow floated down, covering Hugo completely. Draco blinked, and when he looked again, there was no sign of a spell. (Which means the spell is done! Presto! Poof!) *This'll get Dawn off my back.* Draco thought contentedly. V^_V Ginny headed to her seat in Muggle Studies, her face set. The taunting from Hugo had intensified these past few days, for some unfathomable reason. Her mouth thinned into a grim line. If Hugo made fun of her today. well, she had a curse handy. "Hey," Crystal greeted Ginny. They had become acquaintances, but not friends; they only had one class together, after all. "Hi," Ginny replied, giving her a quick smiles. This was usually when their conversation came to an end. However, today was different: "Tootsie Roll?" Crystal offered. "Sure, thanks," Ginny said warmly, popping the Muggle candy into her mouth. She had just eaten lunch, but candy was always appreciated! "So," Crystal said casually, "is it true?" "Is what true?!" Ginny asked, confused and exasperated. So far, including Crystal, four people had asked the same question, but never cared to tell her what they were talking about. "Well, there's been stories." Crystal trailed off. "Stories? What about?"
"About, uh- you, actually." "What kind of stories?" Ginny pressed. Crystal shifted in her seat, the closest to uncomfortable that Ginny had seen her. ~Augh, this can't be good, if she's so uncomfortable! .~ "Hugo and his friends have been spreading stories- lies, I'm sure- about you." She lowered her voice, "saying that you slept with him." She paused, studying Ginny's (dumbstruck) expression before rushing on, "I don't believe a word of it, but I need you to say that it's not true. If you say that, my belief'll be confirmed, and I'll start working right away with damage control." Ginny opened and closed her mouth, suddenly bearing an extreme resemblance to a beached fish. She finally managed to choke out (coherent) words,: "I- NO! I would never sleep with- with," A strangled whisper, "Hugo!" Ginny almost retched. Crystal nodded, "Thought so. Now, let me think of a way to stop this rumor from getting more wild and embellished upon." "No, it's okay. I'll deal with this myself. Thanks for telling me," Ginny said, anger tightening her features. She drew a breath, about to start ranting, when, "Speak of the devil," Crystal remarked coolly. Hugo approached the two girls, a licentious grin on his stupid face. Ginny's eyes blazed as she delivered her prepared curse. Her motions were quick, her incantations were memorized, and the ritual was over before Hugo could react. Hugo blinked, "What the f*** was that?" At the word 'f***', Draco's spell was activated. Hugo gave a queer sort of shudder, and half of his robes turned into what could only be called as a dress. yes, a dress. A tight, black, glittering dress, distinctly feminine in design. "What in the f***ing world?" Hugo asked, alarmed. at the Muggle cuss word, Ginny's spell also activated: the other half of the robes was more modest, but no less feminine. At this, Hugo yelped, and began cursing fluently. As he said 'f***' over and over in shock, his hair lengthened, his chest grew, his face became feminine, makeup was slapped onto his face, high-heels were strapped onto his feet, replacing his shoes, and, judging by his shoudt, he lost his, (uhm, er.) manhood. The class stared at Hugo in dumbfounded silence. The professor was suitably alarmed at the sudden silence, and walked quickly into the classroom. Seeing Hugo in his 'altered' state, the professor exclaimed mildly, "Jumping Gee Willigers!" xV^_Vx