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They belong to whoever composed them, however the songs I have written
belong to me. I also don't own any of the characters used in these songs.
They belong to Squaresoft.
AN - This is the first FF7 song parody I ever wrote. It is to the tune of Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time". It is also from a play I have written, so I will tell the general gist of what has happened up to the point when this song is sung so that you can understand the song. Basically Hojo has re-captured Vincent and is going to torture him some more for interfering with the Jenova project. Also in my play Lucrecia was Hojo's wife. This song is sung by Hojo.
Oh Vincent Vincent
Verse 1
Oh Vincent, Vincent, Ahh.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, Yeah.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I should have cut off both arms, To punish you for your crimes.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better, So Cloud Strife couldn't find you.
Chorus
You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry, Now I'm gonna experiment on you.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
Verse 2
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I thought you were smart enough, To have stayed quiet.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, You never should argued about what I was doing, To my wife and my son.
Chorus
You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry, Now I'm gonna experiment on you.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
Verse 3
Oh Vincent, Vincent. Ahh.
Oh Vincent, Vincent. Yeah
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I should have cut off both arms. Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better.
You were a turk. You can't understand, The fact that I had to sacrifice, My wife and child for science, But you still interfered, What a big mistake that was, For you to have done what you did.
Chorus
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
AN - Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Please review to tell me what you think.
AN - This is the first FF7 song parody I ever wrote. It is to the tune of Britney Spears' "Hit me baby one more time". It is also from a play I have written, so I will tell the general gist of what has happened up to the point when this song is sung so that you can understand the song. Basically Hojo has re-captured Vincent and is going to torture him some more for interfering with the Jenova project. Also in my play Lucrecia was Hojo's wife. This song is sung by Hojo.
Oh Vincent Vincent
Verse 1
Oh Vincent, Vincent, Ahh.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, Yeah.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I should have cut off both arms, To punish you for your crimes.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better, So Cloud Strife couldn't find you.
Chorus
You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry, Now I'm gonna experiment on you.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
Verse 2
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I thought you were smart enough, To have stayed quiet.
Oh Vincent, Vincent, You never should argued about what I was doing, To my wife and my son.
Chorus
You tried to interfere with me, So I am very angry, Now I'm gonna experiment on you.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
Verse 3
Oh Vincent, Vincent. Ahh.
Oh Vincent, Vincent. Yeah
Oh Vincent, Vincent, I should have cut off both arms. Oh Vincent, Vincent, And hid the basement key better.
You were a turk. You can't understand, The fact that I had to sacrifice, My wife and child for science, But you still interfered, What a big mistake that was, For you to have done what you did.
Chorus
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
I'm gonna chop your right arm off, Then I'll, I'm gonna give you another metal claw, Metal claw.
You should have been smart and kept your mouth shut, You never should have interfered, With me, my wife and Sephiroth.
AN - Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Please review to tell me what you think.