DUCK, DOG, AND BOY WITH KEY: A TALE OF KINGDOM HEARTS
~Monkeys! I proclaim today "Monkey Day" because Monkeys ROCK! I just watched "Metropolis" It also ROCKED! And here is you new story chapter! Oh so good for you! Me so hungry!~Silver Neko, Munny rhymes with Hunny! Curse you, Whinny the Pooh!
"Duck and Dog(In hip new clothing of zipper filled goodness!) arrive in Travel Town world. Yay. First thing Duck do is insult what little intelligence Dog have. Then they start search for Rain cloud gu-whoop! Kimahri mean "Leon" Yes. Kimahri no make mistake at ALL. Elsewhere, in alleyway, Doggy(Not Dog, Doggy. There am big difference. Doggy no have pants.) find a body. Gasp! It Key Boy. He no get grinded into dust after all. Damn. Key Boy waken to nasty kiss from Doggy. Key Boy's head is filled with shock! Doggy then run away, into oncoming traffic(Kimahri make that part up).
Key Boy wander around town, confused by lack of bright colors and sun. He walk into store and find....CID MAN #7! Cid man scream at Key Boy to buy something or DIE. Key Boy whine and say he am looking for friends: Spooky Boy and That Girl(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!). Cid man say to look in second district where there am certainly NOT horrible shadow beasts that eat hearts. Nope. not at all. Key boy thank disgruntled Cid man and merrily go along his Key boy way. Once Key Boy gone, Cid man break into evil laughter. He SO happy.
Minute Key Boy step into second district, he see spooked man run and then fall in front of him. Then shadow monster pop out of man's chest like alien. You know, like in movie called...uh...Kimahri forget. Key Boy then KEEL all shadow things with KEY. He feel special. So while Key boy prance about second district, looking for pals and merrily slaying all who annoy him, Duck and Dog am wandering around stupidly. Imagine Duck's growing rage as Dog stuff him into chimney to see if "Leon" am there. Duck SO no happy.
Soon, Key boy become tired with senseless killing(Kimahri knows Kimahri wouldn't!) and head back to Cid man's shop while Dog nearly drown Duck in fountain. Silly Dog. Key Boy tell Cid man that he am fail to find buddies. Cid man scream that he no care and then SMASH fist on counter. Key Boy then flee from angry middle aged Cid man. Outside he run into....Angry Rain Cloud Guy! Kimahri mean...LEON! OOOOH! You so amazed!
"Leon" say, "Give me Key or shadow things will eat your guts" Key boy say, "No! Eeet mine! My precious!" "Leon" say, "Give to me or I will use me large GUN/SWORD of death and doom to make you not breathe no more." Key boy go, like, "Fine!" He then whack "Leon" in no-no place with Key. "Leon" then am very no happy. His shrill cry of pain echo through out town. It even reach ears of Dog and Duck who am enjoying cool refreshing Orange soda.
Then with mighty swing of GUN/SWORD of death and doom, "Leon" formally know as Angry Rain Cloud Guy knock Key boy into state of not being awake. "Leon" then bend over in pain and wonder how much more horrible, poopy, sad soda can of life can get worse. Ninja Thief Girl then pop up. She go, "Yay! You got Key!" She then spot prone form of Key boy on ground. "You killed small child for Key?! That it. I'm not sleeping with you no more!" Angry Rain Cloud Guy then silently curse being born a sentient creature. He no like horrible teenage angst filled life.
Elsewhere, in spooky alleyway, Duck and Dog am still searching for...stuff. Then Flower Girl pop up and poke Duck in back. Duck leap into air, fueled by EXTREME TERROR and land on Dog. Duck go, "NO! MY HEART!" Dog go, well...Dog just too stupid to feel pain. Pain like Duck crushing Dog's spine. Yep, it true. Flower Girl am secretly amused by Duck and his heart failure.
LATER! In room in sleazy hotel, Key Boy AWAKEN to horrible hallucination of....THAT GIRL(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!). Awww, it just Ninja Thief Girl trying to steal his wallet. An-ee-way, "Leon" explain to confuzzled Key Boy about Heartless shadow monsters, Key, holes Key go in, and how babies am made. Key Boy just plane confused about last part. IN OTHER ROOM! Flower girl am basically explain same thingy to Duck with high blood pressure and Dog with bad posture. SUDDENLY! Shadow explode into room! "Leon" whack it out window and leap out of window. Key boy follow.
Duck and Dog AND Flower Girl also flee but Duck get smashed by door and into wall while Dog stares at Duck and tries to comprehend what just happen. Key Boy run into third district after "Leon" while Duck and Dog am up on balcony trying to not die. They get zoomed into air and then land on hapless Key Boy. Ow. BUT THEN!
More bad shadow things come for BRAINS! Mmmmm! They then have to kill things as TEAM! Yay! Then LARGE bad thing come! Grrr! It so bad! And Large! TEAM WORK! Trio of annoying Boy with Key, Magical Duck with rod and stupid Dog with shield then kill bad thing....together. Awww. When thing dead, Dog and Duck introduce selves to Key Boy. They see that Key boy has large shiny Key. He must am be Key MASTA! SO da Duck asks Key Boy to come along with idiot friend Dog and help look for King Rodent. Key Boy wonder if he find his chums if he go? Duck lie and say yes. Naughty Duck.
Back at fist district, Angry Rain Cloud Guy(Kimahri refuses to call him by stoopid name) and Flower Girl AND Ninja Thief Girl talk and stuff and give Trio of glee some "Munny" to buy Duck some medication. Duck give Key Boy power of magic doom and Dog teach Key boy how to avoid getting smashed into little bloody pieces. Yay! So First thing they do is spend Duck's medication Munny on Potions and weapons. THEN they get on "Gummy Ship" which am fueled by smiles(SMILE DURN YOU!) and head for Wonderland! Kimahri dance like a child who dances!
~Sorry this one was so short! But my evil family has been distracting me with their damn family outings. So now I will cry and work on a LONGER chapter about Wonderland and the magical things IN it. Yay. Need caffeine. I woke up at 2:30 today. That's not good. Or is it?~Silver Neko, being silver and lazy for YOU!
~Monkeys! I proclaim today "Monkey Day" because Monkeys ROCK! I just watched "Metropolis" It also ROCKED! And here is you new story chapter! Oh so good for you! Me so hungry!~Silver Neko, Munny rhymes with Hunny! Curse you, Whinny the Pooh!
"Duck and Dog(In hip new clothing of zipper filled goodness!) arrive in Travel Town world. Yay. First thing Duck do is insult what little intelligence Dog have. Then they start search for Rain cloud gu-whoop! Kimahri mean "Leon" Yes. Kimahri no make mistake at ALL. Elsewhere, in alleyway, Doggy(Not Dog, Doggy. There am big difference. Doggy no have pants.) find a body. Gasp! It Key Boy. He no get grinded into dust after all. Damn. Key Boy waken to nasty kiss from Doggy. Key Boy's head is filled with shock! Doggy then run away, into oncoming traffic(Kimahri make that part up).
Key Boy wander around town, confused by lack of bright colors and sun. He walk into store and find....CID MAN #7! Cid man scream at Key Boy to buy something or DIE. Key Boy whine and say he am looking for friends: Spooky Boy and That Girl(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!). Cid man say to look in second district where there am certainly NOT horrible shadow beasts that eat hearts. Nope. not at all. Key boy thank disgruntled Cid man and merrily go along his Key boy way. Once Key Boy gone, Cid man break into evil laughter. He SO happy.
Minute Key Boy step into second district, he see spooked man run and then fall in front of him. Then shadow monster pop out of man's chest like alien. You know, like in movie called...uh...Kimahri forget. Key Boy then KEEL all shadow things with KEY. He feel special. So while Key boy prance about second district, looking for pals and merrily slaying all who annoy him, Duck and Dog am wandering around stupidly. Imagine Duck's growing rage as Dog stuff him into chimney to see if "Leon" am there. Duck SO no happy.
Soon, Key boy become tired with senseless killing(Kimahri knows Kimahri wouldn't!) and head back to Cid man's shop while Dog nearly drown Duck in fountain. Silly Dog. Key Boy tell Cid man that he am fail to find buddies. Cid man scream that he no care and then SMASH fist on counter. Key Boy then flee from angry middle aged Cid man. Outside he run into....Angry Rain Cloud Guy! Kimahri mean...LEON! OOOOH! You so amazed!
"Leon" say, "Give me Key or shadow things will eat your guts" Key boy say, "No! Eeet mine! My precious!" "Leon" say, "Give to me or I will use me large GUN/SWORD of death and doom to make you not breathe no more." Key boy go, like, "Fine!" He then whack "Leon" in no-no place with Key. "Leon" then am very no happy. His shrill cry of pain echo through out town. It even reach ears of Dog and Duck who am enjoying cool refreshing Orange soda.
Then with mighty swing of GUN/SWORD of death and doom, "Leon" formally know as Angry Rain Cloud Guy knock Key boy into state of not being awake. "Leon" then bend over in pain and wonder how much more horrible, poopy, sad soda can of life can get worse. Ninja Thief Girl then pop up. She go, "Yay! You got Key!" She then spot prone form of Key boy on ground. "You killed small child for Key?! That it. I'm not sleeping with you no more!" Angry Rain Cloud Guy then silently curse being born a sentient creature. He no like horrible teenage angst filled life.
Elsewhere, in spooky alleyway, Duck and Dog am still searching for...stuff. Then Flower Girl pop up and poke Duck in back. Duck leap into air, fueled by EXTREME TERROR and land on Dog. Duck go, "NO! MY HEART!" Dog go, well...Dog just too stupid to feel pain. Pain like Duck crushing Dog's spine. Yep, it true. Flower Girl am secretly amused by Duck and his heart failure.
LATER! In room in sleazy hotel, Key Boy AWAKEN to horrible hallucination of....THAT GIRL(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!). Awww, it just Ninja Thief Girl trying to steal his wallet. An-ee-way, "Leon" explain to confuzzled Key Boy about Heartless shadow monsters, Key, holes Key go in, and how babies am made. Key Boy just plane confused about last part. IN OTHER ROOM! Flower girl am basically explain same thingy to Duck with high blood pressure and Dog with bad posture. SUDDENLY! Shadow explode into room! "Leon" whack it out window and leap out of window. Key boy follow.
Duck and Dog AND Flower Girl also flee but Duck get smashed by door and into wall while Dog stares at Duck and tries to comprehend what just happen. Key Boy run into third district after "Leon" while Duck and Dog am up on balcony trying to not die. They get zoomed into air and then land on hapless Key Boy. Ow. BUT THEN!
More bad shadow things come for BRAINS! Mmmmm! They then have to kill things as TEAM! Yay! Then LARGE bad thing come! Grrr! It so bad! And Large! TEAM WORK! Trio of annoying Boy with Key, Magical Duck with rod and stupid Dog with shield then kill bad thing....together. Awww. When thing dead, Dog and Duck introduce selves to Key Boy. They see that Key boy has large shiny Key. He must am be Key MASTA! SO da Duck asks Key Boy to come along with idiot friend Dog and help look for King Rodent. Key Boy wonder if he find his chums if he go? Duck lie and say yes. Naughty Duck.
Back at fist district, Angry Rain Cloud Guy(Kimahri refuses to call him by stoopid name) and Flower Girl AND Ninja Thief Girl talk and stuff and give Trio of glee some "Munny" to buy Duck some medication. Duck give Key Boy power of magic doom and Dog teach Key boy how to avoid getting smashed into little bloody pieces. Yay! So First thing they do is spend Duck's medication Munny on Potions and weapons. THEN they get on "Gummy Ship" which am fueled by smiles(SMILE DURN YOU!) and head for Wonderland! Kimahri dance like a child who dances!
~Sorry this one was so short! But my evil family has been distracting me with their damn family outings. So now I will cry and work on a LONGER chapter about Wonderland and the magical things IN it. Yay. Need caffeine. I woke up at 2:30 today. That's not good. Or is it?~Silver Neko, being silver and lazy for YOU!