DUCK, DOG, AND BOY WITH KEY: A TALE OF KINGDOM HEARTS
~Yay! Your reviews of immense praise fill me with glee. Do you know what Kingdom Hearts REALLY is? It is a horrible ploy by Disney to make people who have played the game go out and rent/buy every animated Disney movie ever made. Poor Squaresoft did not realize this. I just watched Alice in Wonderland! WHHHYYY GAWD!? WHHYY-ok now I'm just being silly. I watched Aladdin, the new release of Beauty and the Beast and Alice in Wonderland OF MY OWN FREE WILL! Yes, you are all filled with shame for me. I even was watching de 'lil Mermaid! My brother popped in and saw me. He waz like, "YOUR watching the little MERMAID?" and I was like, "(F-word here) YOU!" That showed HIM! Anyway, after my horrible Disney binge, I'm gunna go back to my angst filled Anime world of gloom and doom, filled with large robots and scantly clad women who pilot them. Yaaay.~ Silver Neko, falling down the rabbit hole
"So Key Boy, Duck and Dog, fly on ship of glee to far away world of insanity and rampant drug use. WONDERLAND! They fall down rabbit hole and land on booties. Look! It White Bunny! He having nervous breakdown! Bunnies am so cute. Bunny run run run until he no can be seen but Trio of love can still hear cheerful screams of horror. So group go after funny bunny and find sleepy Doorknob. Kimahri are so scared. Doorknob say to take happy drugs to be small like a thing that am small. And so they do. When trio of Duck, Dog and Boy with Key try to get through door again, It say to take side entrance. STOOPID DOOR!
In courtyard, there am being trial. Queen of FAT accuse little Curious Girl of literally trying to steal her Heart organ. Key Boy stupidly meddle in reality of world(Enraging Duck's angry talky) and say that HE know who did the bad, but he need ev-ee-dence. That hurt Kimahri's mouth! SO Alice get locked up in cage and Key Boy, Duck and Dog go into spooky forest with confusing Kitty of smiley goodness. KAT EEZ NO HELPING! He just stand there and smile. Curse you Marijuana!
So in forest of Pain, Trio of Drug free activities find FOOTPRINTS of Heartless shadow which they fill in with plaster to make mold. Then they find STENCH of Shadow things and put it in jar to keep stink fresh. THEN they find ANTENNA which they stick in Dog's empty head to keep safe. Finally they find CLAW MARKS on log and make frail Duck carry all the way back to Queen FAT.
Queen decides to look at poopy ev-ee-dence but also pops in her own that accuses Duck and Dog of stealing her parachute like panties. Duck and Dog shudder at the thought. One of Key Boy's things is chosen and it am PROVEN that Curious Girl am in-o-cent. But Queen FAT's mighty NEED for death leads to cascade of Poker Cards from de sky. Duck then light cards on fire and they BURN. Key Boy grab cards and TORE them cards good. Dog just sit on large stack of angry cards. Thus, cards am vanquished. What? They JUST cards.
When trio of MUNKEY go to get Curious Girl out of cage, she no there! What up with that? So back in room with Sleeeeepy Doorknob, KAT pop up and scream ARMAGEDDON! Then evil paper doll come and light itself on fire and there am FIGHT! But then eet die. KAT say that Curious Girl am been taken away by bad Heartless shadow dudes. What bothers Kimahri is that KAT no seem very upset by this. THEN! Sleepy Door thing yawn and Key hole am there, in mouth. Wait. Kimahri head hurt now because that make no sense. SO KEY BOY lock world up. Yay. Now world no get eaten like tasty Snickers bar.
SO, Duck, Dog and Boy with Key leave world of Insanity and head for GREEK WORLD! In dis place, Key boy and two other things find angry goat man do'in STUFF. Goat man order 'em to move rock for GREAT JUSTICE. Hah! Key Boy am weak like little bunny VS Kimahri's foot. Goat thing whip around and see that Key Boy am not who he thunk he waz, which was Hero dude. Kimahri am not happy with last sentence. After many talky and Goat thing SCREAMING about fact that Key Boy 'n friends am NOT group of heros on unlikely adventure, Goat agree to let Key Boy WHACK things for some reason. And Whack Key Boy did.
After Key Boy break 50 dollars worth of wooden things, he and Duck Monster and Dog Beast ask if they am yes fight for glee? Goat say NO. And then he laugh because he am SUCH an evil bastard. Sad, juice filled trio of OW MY BOOTY trudge outside sadly. Oh such sad they am marinating in. Gasp! It am god of dead! He give Key Boy free "Fighty Ticket" so that trio of KEELING STUFF can...keel stuff. They dance with happy dancing like small child at Zoo who see dead seagull being eaten by sea lion. Yay! So they show Goat person ticket and he yell about the damn internet and how it am ruining his business. It SO true!
SO! Before turny start, God of dead am seen talking to...CLOUD GUY! He hire Cloud guy(Who now have wing for some horrible reason) to KEEL Hero Dude. But now he want him to make Key Boy and pals not living ether. Cloud guy just mutter something about how dead peoples am as annoying as live peoples. SO OUT IN RING! Key Booooyyy, Duuuuck and Doooog am fighting bad things. During short break from de fighting, Cloud guy walk by from snack bar with lemonade. Key Boy, Dog and Duck stare in aw at large spooky, antisocial Cloud person with large Band-Aid covered sword. Duck then promptly have heart attack and spasm of ground. "Gawrsh" announces Dog. Goat person points out that Key Boy looks like a brown haired version of Cloud Guy. Gasp with shock!
After many many many more fighting with stuff, Trio of DOOMED INDIVIDUALS am finally to fight Cloud Guy. They then am filled with hurt. Kimahri will not describe fight because it just to sad. Cloud Guy is guy who am have fought Mako poisoning, fought monsters, lackeys, soldiers and large WEAPONS. He deal with traumatizing life things that would turn other peoples into psychos in mental prison. He climb barehanded up freezing cold mountain with no sleeved shirt on. He fight SPOOKY DUDE and SPOOKY DUDE's mommy many times. He been stabbed and left to die in gutter more times then he would like to admit. HIM'S LOVE OF LIFE DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF FREAKING EYES! And now young KID who WEAPON am a KEY for love of god, and short tempered DUCK who am BARELY able to use magic stuff, AND non much smart DOG who HIT things with SHIELD repeatedly, come and want to make HIM no standing?
So...like Kimahri say, it just a very sad fight. Cloud Guy knock them all down with one swing of sword. Breeze from sword knock them down, actually. So as he about to do killing blow, Key Boy look into Cloud Monster's eyes with much sorrow. Little boys am very good with sorrow. Cloud guy's heart then make pains in Cloud Guys GUTS. Cloud guy curse heart and then withdraw sword. Awww.
Then big three headed doggy SMASH Cloud guy into ground.
Yay? God of dead laugh at Cloud guy's mangled body of pain. As Three headed Doggy am about to gulp Trio of stupids, Hero dude come to save the day! He yell at everyone to run run run like a walnut from a moose. So everyone run away and trio heal selves. Then Dog say that they need to go help Hero dude. Duck's rage am at peak. Just as Duck am about to rid existence of meaty creature with no brain known as "Dog", Key Boy say that they yes do need to help.
Duck weeps now. WEEP! WEEP! WEEP! WEEEEEEEEP! Ok, he done now. So three guys who am pitiful, run back to ring where Hero dude am fending off Doggy of DOOM while having not awake Cloud Guy slung over his meaty shoulder and grasping his ass. Somewhere in Cloud Guy's unconscious brains, Cloud guy realized that his booty was being fondled by someone AGAIN. Cloud Guy hates his sad soda can life.
So Hero Dude runs off with Cloud guy to somewhere where they can be alone(Kimahri goes O_o) and leaves Key kid, magic bird and shield canine to horrible fates. Large three head dog was hard to kill, but they kill it because they am have righteousness on them side. For keeling bad thing, Goat man and very disappointed looking Hero dude give them Jr hero certificate. Teehee!
Outside, trio of YAY run into VERY upset Cloud Guy. He rant on about nearly being violated by horrible meat person and that he going to have to bathe in bleach AGAIN. He then screech at kid to stop looking like a brown haired version of him! And why a key?! WHY A KEY?! THE MADNESS! Once Cloud guy am wore himself out, he mutter about how God of Dead promise to bring some one he LUV back to life. HMMM! WHO COULD THAT AM BEING?! KIMAHRI'S BRAIN RACES! Yesh. Yesh it do.
So after very frightened group of buddies flee from angst filled Cloud person, they get on happy ship and sail to next world. Kimahri will now eat food."
~Yay! Fun for all! Poor Cloud is always getting molested by someone. This secretly amuses me. Ahahah! HOHOOHO! Cupcakes! And that's about EET!~Silver Neko, why my squeezing arm?!
~Yay! Your reviews of immense praise fill me with glee. Do you know what Kingdom Hearts REALLY is? It is a horrible ploy by Disney to make people who have played the game go out and rent/buy every animated Disney movie ever made. Poor Squaresoft did not realize this. I just watched Alice in Wonderland! WHHHYYY GAWD!? WHHYY-ok now I'm just being silly. I watched Aladdin, the new release of Beauty and the Beast and Alice in Wonderland OF MY OWN FREE WILL! Yes, you are all filled with shame for me. I even was watching de 'lil Mermaid! My brother popped in and saw me. He waz like, "YOUR watching the little MERMAID?" and I was like, "(F-word here) YOU!" That showed HIM! Anyway, after my horrible Disney binge, I'm gunna go back to my angst filled Anime world of gloom and doom, filled with large robots and scantly clad women who pilot them. Yaaay.~ Silver Neko, falling down the rabbit hole
"So Key Boy, Duck and Dog, fly on ship of glee to far away world of insanity and rampant drug use. WONDERLAND! They fall down rabbit hole and land on booties. Look! It White Bunny! He having nervous breakdown! Bunnies am so cute. Bunny run run run until he no can be seen but Trio of love can still hear cheerful screams of horror. So group go after funny bunny and find sleepy Doorknob. Kimahri are so scared. Doorknob say to take happy drugs to be small like a thing that am small. And so they do. When trio of Duck, Dog and Boy with Key try to get through door again, It say to take side entrance. STOOPID DOOR!
In courtyard, there am being trial. Queen of FAT accuse little Curious Girl of literally trying to steal her Heart organ. Key Boy stupidly meddle in reality of world(Enraging Duck's angry talky) and say that HE know who did the bad, but he need ev-ee-dence. That hurt Kimahri's mouth! SO Alice get locked up in cage and Key Boy, Duck and Dog go into spooky forest with confusing Kitty of smiley goodness. KAT EEZ NO HELPING! He just stand there and smile. Curse you Marijuana!
So in forest of Pain, Trio of Drug free activities find FOOTPRINTS of Heartless shadow which they fill in with plaster to make mold. Then they find STENCH of Shadow things and put it in jar to keep stink fresh. THEN they find ANTENNA which they stick in Dog's empty head to keep safe. Finally they find CLAW MARKS on log and make frail Duck carry all the way back to Queen FAT.
Queen decides to look at poopy ev-ee-dence but also pops in her own that accuses Duck and Dog of stealing her parachute like panties. Duck and Dog shudder at the thought. One of Key Boy's things is chosen and it am PROVEN that Curious Girl am in-o-cent. But Queen FAT's mighty NEED for death leads to cascade of Poker Cards from de sky. Duck then light cards on fire and they BURN. Key Boy grab cards and TORE them cards good. Dog just sit on large stack of angry cards. Thus, cards am vanquished. What? They JUST cards.
When trio of MUNKEY go to get Curious Girl out of cage, she no there! What up with that? So back in room with Sleeeeepy Doorknob, KAT pop up and scream ARMAGEDDON! Then evil paper doll come and light itself on fire and there am FIGHT! But then eet die. KAT say that Curious Girl am been taken away by bad Heartless shadow dudes. What bothers Kimahri is that KAT no seem very upset by this. THEN! Sleepy Door thing yawn and Key hole am there, in mouth. Wait. Kimahri head hurt now because that make no sense. SO KEY BOY lock world up. Yay. Now world no get eaten like tasty Snickers bar.
SO, Duck, Dog and Boy with Key leave world of Insanity and head for GREEK WORLD! In dis place, Key boy and two other things find angry goat man do'in STUFF. Goat man order 'em to move rock for GREAT JUSTICE. Hah! Key Boy am weak like little bunny VS Kimahri's foot. Goat thing whip around and see that Key Boy am not who he thunk he waz, which was Hero dude. Kimahri am not happy with last sentence. After many talky and Goat thing SCREAMING about fact that Key Boy 'n friends am NOT group of heros on unlikely adventure, Goat agree to let Key Boy WHACK things for some reason. And Whack Key Boy did.
After Key Boy break 50 dollars worth of wooden things, he and Duck Monster and Dog Beast ask if they am yes fight for glee? Goat say NO. And then he laugh because he am SUCH an evil bastard. Sad, juice filled trio of OW MY BOOTY trudge outside sadly. Oh such sad they am marinating in. Gasp! It am god of dead! He give Key Boy free "Fighty Ticket" so that trio of KEELING STUFF can...keel stuff. They dance with happy dancing like small child at Zoo who see dead seagull being eaten by sea lion. Yay! So they show Goat person ticket and he yell about the damn internet and how it am ruining his business. It SO true!
SO! Before turny start, God of dead am seen talking to...CLOUD GUY! He hire Cloud guy(Who now have wing for some horrible reason) to KEEL Hero Dude. But now he want him to make Key Boy and pals not living ether. Cloud guy just mutter something about how dead peoples am as annoying as live peoples. SO OUT IN RING! Key Booooyyy, Duuuuck and Doooog am fighting bad things. During short break from de fighting, Cloud guy walk by from snack bar with lemonade. Key Boy, Dog and Duck stare in aw at large spooky, antisocial Cloud person with large Band-Aid covered sword. Duck then promptly have heart attack and spasm of ground. "Gawrsh" announces Dog. Goat person points out that Key Boy looks like a brown haired version of Cloud Guy. Gasp with shock!
After many many many more fighting with stuff, Trio of DOOMED INDIVIDUALS am finally to fight Cloud Guy. They then am filled with hurt. Kimahri will not describe fight because it just to sad. Cloud Guy is guy who am have fought Mako poisoning, fought monsters, lackeys, soldiers and large WEAPONS. He deal with traumatizing life things that would turn other peoples into psychos in mental prison. He climb barehanded up freezing cold mountain with no sleeved shirt on. He fight SPOOKY DUDE and SPOOKY DUDE's mommy many times. He been stabbed and left to die in gutter more times then he would like to admit. HIM'S LOVE OF LIFE DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF FREAKING EYES! And now young KID who WEAPON am a KEY for love of god, and short tempered DUCK who am BARELY able to use magic stuff, AND non much smart DOG who HIT things with SHIELD repeatedly, come and want to make HIM no standing?
So...like Kimahri say, it just a very sad fight. Cloud Guy knock them all down with one swing of sword. Breeze from sword knock them down, actually. So as he about to do killing blow, Key Boy look into Cloud Monster's eyes with much sorrow. Little boys am very good with sorrow. Cloud guy's heart then make pains in Cloud Guys GUTS. Cloud guy curse heart and then withdraw sword. Awww.
Then big three headed doggy SMASH Cloud guy into ground.
Yay? God of dead laugh at Cloud guy's mangled body of pain. As Three headed Doggy am about to gulp Trio of stupids, Hero dude come to save the day! He yell at everyone to run run run like a walnut from a moose. So everyone run away and trio heal selves. Then Dog say that they need to go help Hero dude. Duck's rage am at peak. Just as Duck am about to rid existence of meaty creature with no brain known as "Dog", Key Boy say that they yes do need to help.
Duck weeps now. WEEP! WEEP! WEEP! WEEEEEEEEP! Ok, he done now. So three guys who am pitiful, run back to ring where Hero dude am fending off Doggy of DOOM while having not awake Cloud Guy slung over his meaty shoulder and grasping his ass. Somewhere in Cloud Guy's unconscious brains, Cloud guy realized that his booty was being fondled by someone AGAIN. Cloud Guy hates his sad soda can life.
So Hero Dude runs off with Cloud guy to somewhere where they can be alone(Kimahri goes O_o) and leaves Key kid, magic bird and shield canine to horrible fates. Large three head dog was hard to kill, but they kill it because they am have righteousness on them side. For keeling bad thing, Goat man and very disappointed looking Hero dude give them Jr hero certificate. Teehee!
Outside, trio of YAY run into VERY upset Cloud Guy. He rant on about nearly being violated by horrible meat person and that he going to have to bathe in bleach AGAIN. He then screech at kid to stop looking like a brown haired version of him! And why a key?! WHY A KEY?! THE MADNESS! Once Cloud guy am wore himself out, he mutter about how God of Dead promise to bring some one he LUV back to life. HMMM! WHO COULD THAT AM BEING?! KIMAHRI'S BRAIN RACES! Yesh. Yesh it do.
So after very frightened group of buddies flee from angst filled Cloud person, they get on happy ship and sail to next world. Kimahri will now eat food."
~Yay! Fun for all! Poor Cloud is always getting molested by someone. This secretly amuses me. Ahahah! HOHOOHO! Cupcakes! And that's about EET!~Silver Neko, why my squeezing arm?!