Disclaimer: I don't own anything Tolkien owns and I'm not making any profit
off of this
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers,
Author's Note: Mary-Sue is evil, enough said. I might have abused Tolkien's characters a bit, please forgive me.
This fic might have some similarities to "Mary-Sue's Ugly Divorce" by The Evil Old Woman.
My first attempt at parody, I'm not sure if it's humorous or not, you be the judge. This was also done out of frustration because of all the Mary- Sues in the LOTR section. I don't think there would be a court session for this. Sorry if there were any mistakes made.
Have tried to stick to Canon as close as possible.
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Prologue
It was a normal day outside Middle-earth intergalactic court. Today judgment would be passed, for today was the day that would determine whether Mary-Sue would be sent back to her world, or, the horror of horrors would remain.
The citizens of Middle-earth could tolerate it no longer, currently it was a 'she goes or I go' situation for all.
The Prince of Mirkwood, Legolas, wants a divorce, Thranduil and Aragorn want their kingdoms back, Elrond wants his respect and honor restored, the Nazgul are tired of hearing 'I though 'she' destroyed you,' Gollum wants to get out of counseling, and the list of problems go on and on....
All is still as everyone waits for court, the grass upon the earth does not sway, the leaves upon the trees do not rustle, the birds do not sing, and the wind does not blow as all upon Arda wait. The Lord of the Rings Mary- Sue Rebellion begins.
The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Everyone sat in silence as they waited for the Judge of the case. It was a fairly simple one of course, the case would determine whether Mary-Sue would be sent back to her own world, of which all sensible and insensible citizens of Middle-earth hoped she would.
The Judge finally entered the room, and all arose as the Bailiff called out "all rise, all rise, Middle-earth Intergalactic Court is now in session, the Honorary Judge J. Judge presiding. Hearing the case of Middle-earth citizens vs. Mary-Sue." The Judge banged his gavel, and all present sat.
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It had all began simply enough, depending upon how one wished to view it. This girl, who is now known as Mary-Sue since none could discover her name (she seemed to have so many), had dropped into Middle-earth by some form of bizarre means that no one could begin to understand. So they simply said that she went through a gate or portal.
Mary-Sue (was her name Kar..no, Kaliwenia, no not that either) had fallen into Middle-earth, attended the Council of Elrond, joined the Fellowship, and then fell in love with Legolas, just to sum it all up in short. Did I mention that she also destroyed (killed) all of the Nazgul, which strangely enough Eowyn had killed one, could resist the Ring and was unaffected by its power, was the tenth member of the Fellowship (eleventh if you count Bill), was outstandingly beautiful with her blue (or was it violet, or grey, or green, or....) eyes, silver (golden, reddish, or....okay, I give up) colored hair, and her amazingly perfect form. There were also a whole lot of other qualities that escape my mind at the moment.
Well, all was well in the beginning (beginning meaning the first five seconds, or first second), Mary-Sue (is her name Sar..no wait, I got it! No, not that either) dropped into Middle-earth and was accepted by the kind- hearted (too kind, as the citizens of Middle-earth now say) Elves of Rivendell, who did not receive the respect they deserve. She, though she did not say out loud but everyone knew, thought that because of her 'oh melodious voice' the stars shone the brightest upon Rivendell, clearly ignoring the fact that the stars always shine brightly upon the Valley.
Passing that fact, did I mention that she had outstanding powers? And that she could read minds, surpassing Galadriel's skill in this matter, and even the Ainur (a crime). Oh yes, she had these outstanding powers, powers that could rival (or surpass as she so claims) Sauron's, also ignoring the fact that there existed (and still does..in the Void) Morgoth, who is mightier than Sauron. Also ignoring that fact that Manwe, Varda, Mandos, Ulmo, and the rest of the Valar and Maiar existed. Can't ignore Iluvatar, oh no, one mustn't forget Iluvatar, lest his wrath fall upon you, which strangely enough, Mary-Sue (her name is Arw..Aly..no, ARGH why can't I figure it out!) has avoided. How? I do not know, but my own (personal) guess is that Iluvatar (or Mandos) will personally judge her, for the punishment must fit the crime.
After Sauron was defeated, she and Legolas wed, and had two children. Thranduil had not met Mary-Sue (still trying to figure out name, must make goal to figure out name) until the wedding, of which he was not sure if he wanted this union to happen, since Mary-Sue (still thinking) is mortal. Oh wait, *was* mortal, because for some reason she had gained immortality, of which the reasons, I deem, are preposterous (I won't name them, all possibly imagined ways have been done, no matter how clichéd).
Anyways, as you can tell, I have strayed far from the original meant topic. The information above is background information for one to begin to understand, though I am quite sure that many know what I mean, for many if not all, have been cursed by Mary-Sue (..), if you have not, many of us (or probably just me) envy your luck, for you have been blessed. But again, I have strayed from the original purpose. Now as to how the Rebellion began. And since I cannot figure (or decided upon) what Mary-Sue's name is, her name will simply be Mary-Sue in the next sections.
(To be continued)
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Read "Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce" by The Evil Old Woman, it's a wonderful fic about Mary-Sue's divorce with Legolas. I will continue this, since I think it would be too long if I connected all of it with the opinions of the residents of Middle-earth and Valinor.
There are/will be some similarities to The Evil Old Woman's work of fiction (she is a wonderful author by the way)
No accents because I don't know how to do them.
Next chapter will probably come up in next week (or two weeks, or next month). School is evil, after school is even worse (believe it or not)
Feedback and ideas for this fic are very much appreciated. My muse likes taking vacations.
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers,
Author's Note: Mary-Sue is evil, enough said. I might have abused Tolkien's characters a bit, please forgive me.
This fic might have some similarities to "Mary-Sue's Ugly Divorce" by The Evil Old Woman.
My first attempt at parody, I'm not sure if it's humorous or not, you be the judge. This was also done out of frustration because of all the Mary- Sues in the LOTR section. I don't think there would be a court session for this. Sorry if there were any mistakes made.
Have tried to stick to Canon as close as possible.
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Prologue
It was a normal day outside Middle-earth intergalactic court. Today judgment would be passed, for today was the day that would determine whether Mary-Sue would be sent back to her world, or, the horror of horrors would remain.
The citizens of Middle-earth could tolerate it no longer, currently it was a 'she goes or I go' situation for all.
The Prince of Mirkwood, Legolas, wants a divorce, Thranduil and Aragorn want their kingdoms back, Elrond wants his respect and honor restored, the Nazgul are tired of hearing 'I though 'she' destroyed you,' Gollum wants to get out of counseling, and the list of problems go on and on....
All is still as everyone waits for court, the grass upon the earth does not sway, the leaves upon the trees do not rustle, the birds do not sing, and the wind does not blow as all upon Arda wait. The Lord of the Rings Mary- Sue Rebellion begins.
The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Everyone sat in silence as they waited for the Judge of the case. It was a fairly simple one of course, the case would determine whether Mary-Sue would be sent back to her own world, of which all sensible and insensible citizens of Middle-earth hoped she would.
The Judge finally entered the room, and all arose as the Bailiff called out "all rise, all rise, Middle-earth Intergalactic Court is now in session, the Honorary Judge J. Judge presiding. Hearing the case of Middle-earth citizens vs. Mary-Sue." The Judge banged his gavel, and all present sat.
+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
It had all began simply enough, depending upon how one wished to view it. This girl, who is now known as Mary-Sue since none could discover her name (she seemed to have so many), had dropped into Middle-earth by some form of bizarre means that no one could begin to understand. So they simply said that she went through a gate or portal.
Mary-Sue (was her name Kar..no, Kaliwenia, no not that either) had fallen into Middle-earth, attended the Council of Elrond, joined the Fellowship, and then fell in love with Legolas, just to sum it all up in short. Did I mention that she also destroyed (killed) all of the Nazgul, which strangely enough Eowyn had killed one, could resist the Ring and was unaffected by its power, was the tenth member of the Fellowship (eleventh if you count Bill), was outstandingly beautiful with her blue (or was it violet, or grey, or green, or....) eyes, silver (golden, reddish, or....okay, I give up) colored hair, and her amazingly perfect form. There were also a whole lot of other qualities that escape my mind at the moment.
Well, all was well in the beginning (beginning meaning the first five seconds, or first second), Mary-Sue (is her name Sar..no wait, I got it! No, not that either) dropped into Middle-earth and was accepted by the kind- hearted (too kind, as the citizens of Middle-earth now say) Elves of Rivendell, who did not receive the respect they deserve. She, though she did not say out loud but everyone knew, thought that because of her 'oh melodious voice' the stars shone the brightest upon Rivendell, clearly ignoring the fact that the stars always shine brightly upon the Valley.
Passing that fact, did I mention that she had outstanding powers? And that she could read minds, surpassing Galadriel's skill in this matter, and even the Ainur (a crime). Oh yes, she had these outstanding powers, powers that could rival (or surpass as she so claims) Sauron's, also ignoring the fact that there existed (and still does..in the Void) Morgoth, who is mightier than Sauron. Also ignoring that fact that Manwe, Varda, Mandos, Ulmo, and the rest of the Valar and Maiar existed. Can't ignore Iluvatar, oh no, one mustn't forget Iluvatar, lest his wrath fall upon you, which strangely enough, Mary-Sue (her name is Arw..Aly..no, ARGH why can't I figure it out!) has avoided. How? I do not know, but my own (personal) guess is that Iluvatar (or Mandos) will personally judge her, for the punishment must fit the crime.
After Sauron was defeated, she and Legolas wed, and had two children. Thranduil had not met Mary-Sue (still trying to figure out name, must make goal to figure out name) until the wedding, of which he was not sure if he wanted this union to happen, since Mary-Sue (still thinking) is mortal. Oh wait, *was* mortal, because for some reason she had gained immortality, of which the reasons, I deem, are preposterous (I won't name them, all possibly imagined ways have been done, no matter how clichéd).
Anyways, as you can tell, I have strayed far from the original meant topic. The information above is background information for one to begin to understand, though I am quite sure that many know what I mean, for many if not all, have been cursed by Mary-Sue (..), if you have not, many of us (or probably just me) envy your luck, for you have been blessed. But again, I have strayed from the original purpose. Now as to how the Rebellion began. And since I cannot figure (or decided upon) what Mary-Sue's name is, her name will simply be Mary-Sue in the next sections.
(To be continued)
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Read "Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce" by The Evil Old Woman, it's a wonderful fic about Mary-Sue's divorce with Legolas. I will continue this, since I think it would be too long if I connected all of it with the opinions of the residents of Middle-earth and Valinor.
There are/will be some similarities to The Evil Old Woman's work of fiction (she is a wonderful author by the way)
No accents because I don't know how to do them.
Next chapter will probably come up in next week (or two weeks, or next month). School is evil, after school is even worse (believe it or not)
Feedback and ideas for this fic are very much appreciated. My muse likes taking vacations.