DUCK, DOG, AND BOY WITH KEY: A TALE OF KINGDOM HEARTS
~Before we begin, I must announce that my Lava lamp that my brother put in his room, and has apparently left on all day, has just EXPLODED. I loved that lamp. Sniff. I got it for Christmas. I heard a shattering sound followed by the cry of, "(F-word)!" and that's when heck broke loose. Luckily, non of the lamp's hot magma goo got on the N64, which it was above. Now me mom and mine Brother are cleaning up the horribly wet gooey mess along with thick glass shards of pain. It smells really bad. My brother is reading this now and is angered by my laughing at the hole burned into his carpet. Teehee!~Silver Neko, ha ha! your rooms filled with fumes!
"Ok, Kimahri back. Back to tell story that make Kimahri cry because no like telling stories. On happy boat of "Smile or we will crash into a meteor and BURN" Duck am happily piloting ship to new world while Dog sleeps in pile of half eaten food and Key Boy runs around with hyperness because he am little boy and little boys am like Humming birds who have Kool-aid for blood. ZOOM! Duck is slowly going insane, just thought you yes would like to know. Ship come to new jungle world of green goodness. Duck no want to stop there because Duck knows that he will die if he breath clean air. Key boy want to go down there because him pals might be there. Duck refuses! Boy insists! Duck is being negative! Time to fight over controls! Uh oh! Dey no smiling! Ship....losing.....power! Whee!
Ship go out of control and spiral downward to planet. Everyone screaming! Wait, breath...good. Resume da screaming. SCREAMING AGAIN! Ship go upside down and Key Boy fall down into jungle to his Key Boy doom. In-between screaming, Duck cackle with evil glee. Back to Key Boy....
SMASH!
Key Boy fall through ceiling and hit floor with sound of Lava lamp exploding! Whee! But instead of shattered spine, he stand up and walk about like healthy Chocobo who taunt Kimahri with its health. Kimahri will now do the dance of sad. AND THEN! Super kill you with dead kitty come and want to make with the death to Key Boy! But Monkey Guy come and save de day! Kitty goes flying in da opposite direction and out window! Yay for harming endangered species!
Key Boy try to talk to Monkey Guy, but Monkey guy only talk 2 percent English and 98 percent stupid. It then that Key Boy have another hallucination of....THAT GIRL(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!)! What bothers Kimahri now is that Key Boy seem perfectly at ease with insane delusions of him's female pal. So Monkey Guy and Key Boy leap from tree and have zany tree surfing adventure. WHY YOU NO DIE, CAPTAIN PLANET?! Forgive Kimahri and Kimahri's random outbursts.
MEANWHILE! Duck and Dog am sitting next to charred remains of self regeneration Gummy ship. It be awhile before stupid ship heal self. Duck is silently muttering about how fresh air is making lungs lose protective layer of tar. No. Kimahri not implying that Duck smoke. Duck just have bad diet of bugs that come from polluted marshes and ponds. Nuclear infection! Now you know how Duck make with magic death! Dog am whining about how Dog's tum tum burn with hungry. Oh and that he STOOPIDLY concerned with what happen to Boy with Key. Duck scream something about the last straw and then reach for magic wand of FREEZING DOG'S BLOOD INSIDE HIS BODY SO HE DIE!
Gasp! Monkey!
Gasp! Man with large Gun!
GASP! Back to Key Boy and da guy who eez like da munkey! They CON-VEEN-YANTLY land in camp of Monkey Guy's girlfriend! Inside tent, Trio am reunited! Dog do the happy dance! Key Boy do the leap of glee! Duck do the feet dragging of shear hate for comrades. Monkey Girlfriend explain to group dat she eez here to observe da Munkeys and teach Monkey Guy proper human talky. Man with Gun am there to protect her from evil forest animals, like HAMTARO AND HAM-HAMS! They feast on your savory guts! So first thing that then happen is the asking of Monkey Girlfriend to find movie slides to teach Monkey Guy to talk not stupid. AND SO THEY DOES!
Slides am all very stupid, but one and very FO-MILL-YAR! It am castle! Blah! You no will get it 'till end of horrible brain smashy ADVENTURE! Man with gun say that Key boy's pals must be 'wit da gorillas that raised Monkey Guy. So da Monkey man decide to lead all to land of Monkey nests. But outside there am bad kitty thing again. He want to make with the kill. But he am once again flung in opposite direction! VICTORY DANCE!
So things that make noise head deep into jungle and hop on hungry hungry hippos to climb up to spooky high swingy trees. Oh! It am Gorilla who no like Monkey man! He and Monkey man have heated debate on why HU-MONS am bad while talking in monkey talk. Key Boy, Dog and Duck stare and drool in confusion. Gorilla who no like Monkey man then leave. Monkey Man cries. 4 stupids then head up to tree house where Key THING first smash into. Monkey am there, playing happily with spinny thing. But oh no for you! Man with Gun want to make with the shoot your brain into little bloody pieces. Duck triumphantly spooks Gun man into aiming wrong with shock!
Gun man SAY that him was just to kill snake by Monkey, but others am SUSPICIOUS! No trusty! But Poop! Once more am Kitty of no giving up come for the kill of people! Whack da cat! Zoom! Cat am blasting off again! Back at doom camp, Man with Gun am being yelled at for the shoot with the monkey. Man leave with spooky look on face. Oooo. Outside! Gorilla am being attacked by EVIL MONKEYS!
Wack! Wacky! Wack! Wackywack!
The Monkeys die with death! Then wonderful guys of magical poopy poop go out and save other Gorillas. Yay. Monkey Man's girlfriend give them cookie for being good helpers. Appreciation for cookie dance! Gasp! Team hears sound of gun being fired! Team go out to thicket to find Gun man's smokey pipe of smoking! Oh well! Him must being dead! Captain Planet is pleased!
Mew! It am Kitty come for your luscious brains! There am fight! But at last Kitty am dead for good! Captain Planet weeps! MEANWHILE! Monkey run into camp and into arms of Monkey Man's girlfriend! Meep! Da evil Monkeys am after them! Time for looking helpless! Whee! When team return to camp, the girlie and Monkey am not visible! Evil fruit has them! Attack!
Juicy explosion!
And that how Evil fruit am made dead. Oh wait.....that not end of story? Poop. Chick of Monkey Guy say that Man with Gun am da kidnapping man! Time to kill his head! At place, it seem that Gun man have control over bad things! Battle! Glah...Kimahri hate describing da battles. There am smashing and Gun man shoot Kid with Key and Duck in heads, but Dog heal them. Explosion! Invisible thing! Gun man rides it! Gasp! It am large lizard thing with heart shaped chunk taken out of gut. Defeat! Gun man am crushed beneath lizard! Yay for smashed bones and ruptured organs!
For saving monkeys from being made into pants, Gorilla who no like Monkey man toss Duck, Dog and Key Boy to nesting grounds. They land with much ow. Into cave! Up insanely hard to climb rocks! Yay! Key hole! It am locked now by da Kid. Duck is molested by Monkey! Then Monkey Man say stuff about hearts...and friends....and no heart means no friend....and....ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS ONE ON A BUN!
Back at camp, Key Boy get key chain that make him's key look like bamboo! This is good? Captain Planet disagrees! It then that Dog have brain burp and say, "Gawrsh" Everyone stares. Duck gives upset scream and starts to rant. No one know what he say, but Dog guess that his pal say, "Comrades! Let us return to Traverse Town to stock up on supplies and perhaps purchase new weapons, then meet up with Leon!" Yes, that am what Dog am sure Duck say. Key Boy think that am good idea too. So Dog pick up Duck who pass out from lack of air with da screaming and dey get on happy ship and head for the place...with the town...and traveling. Yes. Oh, yeah. On way back, there am 'nother power struggle By Duck and Key Boy for controls of ship. It result in crashing into Hero greek world where da people fight in first turny to pass time while ship heal. They win. VICTORY DANCE! They leave to happy town. Kimahri must scream now."
~Yay. I dance with da happy. When I finish this fic and the FF VII fic, I plan to write a Chrono Trigger fic, a FF VIII fic, MAYBE a FF IX fic and PERHAPS a Chrono Cross fic, all narrated by Kimahri Ronso, of course. That's a years worth of work! SHINE GET! Oh yeah, I finally won a Game Brain tape off of ebay! Now I can revel in the wonderful past of gaming AND have a better source of inspiration for that pesky FF 7 fic. Curse it. Curse its bones! YAY!~Silver Neko, why do my friend keep saying PANTIES?!
~Before we begin, I must announce that my Lava lamp that my brother put in his room, and has apparently left on all day, has just EXPLODED. I loved that lamp. Sniff. I got it for Christmas. I heard a shattering sound followed by the cry of, "(F-word)!" and that's when heck broke loose. Luckily, non of the lamp's hot magma goo got on the N64, which it was above. Now me mom and mine Brother are cleaning up the horribly wet gooey mess along with thick glass shards of pain. It smells really bad. My brother is reading this now and is angered by my laughing at the hole burned into his carpet. Teehee!~Silver Neko, ha ha! your rooms filled with fumes!
"Ok, Kimahri back. Back to tell story that make Kimahri cry because no like telling stories. On happy boat of "Smile or we will crash into a meteor and BURN" Duck am happily piloting ship to new world while Dog sleeps in pile of half eaten food and Key Boy runs around with hyperness because he am little boy and little boys am like Humming birds who have Kool-aid for blood. ZOOM! Duck is slowly going insane, just thought you yes would like to know. Ship come to new jungle world of green goodness. Duck no want to stop there because Duck knows that he will die if he breath clean air. Key boy want to go down there because him pals might be there. Duck refuses! Boy insists! Duck is being negative! Time to fight over controls! Uh oh! Dey no smiling! Ship....losing.....power! Whee!
Ship go out of control and spiral downward to planet. Everyone screaming! Wait, breath...good. Resume da screaming. SCREAMING AGAIN! Ship go upside down and Key Boy fall down into jungle to his Key Boy doom. In-between screaming, Duck cackle with evil glee. Back to Key Boy....
SMASH!
Key Boy fall through ceiling and hit floor with sound of Lava lamp exploding! Whee! But instead of shattered spine, he stand up and walk about like healthy Chocobo who taunt Kimahri with its health. Kimahri will now do the dance of sad. AND THEN! Super kill you with dead kitty come and want to make with the death to Key Boy! But Monkey Guy come and save de day! Kitty goes flying in da opposite direction and out window! Yay for harming endangered species!
Key Boy try to talk to Monkey Guy, but Monkey guy only talk 2 percent English and 98 percent stupid. It then that Key Boy have another hallucination of....THAT GIRL(Duh duh duh dun duh DUH!)! What bothers Kimahri now is that Key Boy seem perfectly at ease with insane delusions of him's female pal. So Monkey Guy and Key Boy leap from tree and have zany tree surfing adventure. WHY YOU NO DIE, CAPTAIN PLANET?! Forgive Kimahri and Kimahri's random outbursts.
MEANWHILE! Duck and Dog am sitting next to charred remains of self regeneration Gummy ship. It be awhile before stupid ship heal self. Duck is silently muttering about how fresh air is making lungs lose protective layer of tar. No. Kimahri not implying that Duck smoke. Duck just have bad diet of bugs that come from polluted marshes and ponds. Nuclear infection! Now you know how Duck make with magic death! Dog am whining about how Dog's tum tum burn with hungry. Oh and that he STOOPIDLY concerned with what happen to Boy with Key. Duck scream something about the last straw and then reach for magic wand of FREEZING DOG'S BLOOD INSIDE HIS BODY SO HE DIE!
Gasp! Monkey!
Gasp! Man with large Gun!
GASP! Back to Key Boy and da guy who eez like da munkey! They CON-VEEN-YANTLY land in camp of Monkey Guy's girlfriend! Inside tent, Trio am reunited! Dog do the happy dance! Key Boy do the leap of glee! Duck do the feet dragging of shear hate for comrades. Monkey Girlfriend explain to group dat she eez here to observe da Munkeys and teach Monkey Guy proper human talky. Man with Gun am there to protect her from evil forest animals, like HAMTARO AND HAM-HAMS! They feast on your savory guts! So first thing that then happen is the asking of Monkey Girlfriend to find movie slides to teach Monkey Guy to talk not stupid. AND SO THEY DOES!
Slides am all very stupid, but one and very FO-MILL-YAR! It am castle! Blah! You no will get it 'till end of horrible brain smashy ADVENTURE! Man with gun say that Key boy's pals must be 'wit da gorillas that raised Monkey Guy. So da Monkey man decide to lead all to land of Monkey nests. But outside there am bad kitty thing again. He want to make with the kill. But he am once again flung in opposite direction! VICTORY DANCE!
So things that make noise head deep into jungle and hop on hungry hungry hippos to climb up to spooky high swingy trees. Oh! It am Gorilla who no like Monkey man! He and Monkey man have heated debate on why HU-MONS am bad while talking in monkey talk. Key Boy, Dog and Duck stare and drool in confusion. Gorilla who no like Monkey man then leave. Monkey Man cries. 4 stupids then head up to tree house where Key THING first smash into. Monkey am there, playing happily with spinny thing. But oh no for you! Man with Gun want to make with the shoot your brain into little bloody pieces. Duck triumphantly spooks Gun man into aiming wrong with shock!
Gun man SAY that him was just to kill snake by Monkey, but others am SUSPICIOUS! No trusty! But Poop! Once more am Kitty of no giving up come for the kill of people! Whack da cat! Zoom! Cat am blasting off again! Back at doom camp, Man with Gun am being yelled at for the shoot with the monkey. Man leave with spooky look on face. Oooo. Outside! Gorilla am being attacked by EVIL MONKEYS!
Wack! Wacky! Wack! Wackywack!
The Monkeys die with death! Then wonderful guys of magical poopy poop go out and save other Gorillas. Yay. Monkey Man's girlfriend give them cookie for being good helpers. Appreciation for cookie dance! Gasp! Team hears sound of gun being fired! Team go out to thicket to find Gun man's smokey pipe of smoking! Oh well! Him must being dead! Captain Planet is pleased!
Mew! It am Kitty come for your luscious brains! There am fight! But at last Kitty am dead for good! Captain Planet weeps! MEANWHILE! Monkey run into camp and into arms of Monkey Man's girlfriend! Meep! Da evil Monkeys am after them! Time for looking helpless! Whee! When team return to camp, the girlie and Monkey am not visible! Evil fruit has them! Attack!
Juicy explosion!
And that how Evil fruit am made dead. Oh wait.....that not end of story? Poop. Chick of Monkey Guy say that Man with Gun am da kidnapping man! Time to kill his head! At place, it seem that Gun man have control over bad things! Battle! Glah...Kimahri hate describing da battles. There am smashing and Gun man shoot Kid with Key and Duck in heads, but Dog heal them. Explosion! Invisible thing! Gun man rides it! Gasp! It am large lizard thing with heart shaped chunk taken out of gut. Defeat! Gun man am crushed beneath lizard! Yay for smashed bones and ruptured organs!
For saving monkeys from being made into pants, Gorilla who no like Monkey man toss Duck, Dog and Key Boy to nesting grounds. They land with much ow. Into cave! Up insanely hard to climb rocks! Yay! Key hole! It am locked now by da Kid. Duck is molested by Monkey! Then Monkey Man say stuff about hearts...and friends....and no heart means no friend....and....ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS ONE ON A BUN!
Back at camp, Key Boy get key chain that make him's key look like bamboo! This is good? Captain Planet disagrees! It then that Dog have brain burp and say, "Gawrsh" Everyone stares. Duck gives upset scream and starts to rant. No one know what he say, but Dog guess that his pal say, "Comrades! Let us return to Traverse Town to stock up on supplies and perhaps purchase new weapons, then meet up with Leon!" Yes, that am what Dog am sure Duck say. Key Boy think that am good idea too. So Dog pick up Duck who pass out from lack of air with da screaming and dey get on happy ship and head for the place...with the town...and traveling. Yes. Oh, yeah. On way back, there am 'nother power struggle By Duck and Key Boy for controls of ship. It result in crashing into Hero greek world where da people fight in first turny to pass time while ship heal. They win. VICTORY DANCE! They leave to happy town. Kimahri must scream now."
~Yay. I dance with da happy. When I finish this fic and the FF VII fic, I plan to write a Chrono Trigger fic, a FF VIII fic, MAYBE a FF IX fic and PERHAPS a Chrono Cross fic, all narrated by Kimahri Ronso, of course. That's a years worth of work! SHINE GET! Oh yeah, I finally won a Game Brain tape off of ebay! Now I can revel in the wonderful past of gaming AND have a better source of inspiration for that pesky FF 7 fic. Curse it. Curse its bones! YAY!~Silver Neko, why do my friend keep saying PANTIES?!