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profit off of this
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers
Author's Note: I updated on time, Yay! Reviews, joy!
I'm sorry if I abused Tolkien's characters, and I have tried to stick to Canon as closely as possible.
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The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Part 1 -The House of Elrond
Year 3021 of the Third Age, 1421 S.R. --- Middle-earth
Year ??? ??? ??? ---Intergalactic Area (Void, Space)
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The residents of Arda gathered at the Intergalactic Area, including the Ainur, Men, and Elves of old.
All had come for the exact same purpose, to get rid of Mary-Sue (not kill, for some peculiar reason it was not permitted).
"So, why did you allow her to enter Rivendell?" Radagast the Brown asked those of the House of Elrond.
"Simply put, we did not know how evil she was," Elrond answered, sadly. The rest of the House of Elrond simply nodded in agreement.
Radagast gave them a sympathetic look, grateful that he had not met Mary- Sue and had only heard of her seemingly good and bad reputation (how one has a good and bad reputation, he could not understand). "Rumor has it that she had said you treated her nicely during her stay, or so I thought," Radagast was getting more and more confused by the minute of all the going ons.
"Rumors," Elladan began.
"Are not facts," Elrohir continued, "and opinions.."
"Are not facts," Elladan picked off, "and her word.."
"Is not to be trusted in entirety," Elrohir ended.
The twins looked at each other, both knowing themselves extremely lucky to have not been in Rivendell during the majority of Mary- Sue's stay. But even during that short period of time, it was a terror.
"But were we kind to her?" Glorfindel suddenly asked.
"First five seconds," Erestor answered, "don't you remember?"
"Oh yes, her eye color was.." Glorfindel struggled to find the correct words.
"Exquisite?" Lindir too tried to find a word that would fit Mary-Sue's eye color.
"Queer," Elrond added helpfully.
"Iridescent," Erestor seemed to find the word they were searching for. Iridescent certainly matched Mary-Sue's eye color, which could be blue one moment and violet grey the next, then some other bizarre color. It was quite queer, as Elrond had suggested.
"The same goes for her hair color," Elrond said as he thought back to Mary- Sue's appearance.
"Oh," Radagast exclaimed, suddenly beginning to understand the horror of Mary-Sue, even though it was just her eye and hair color. What kind of creature would have such a colorful appearance?
"She complained," Elladan began.
"A lot," Elrohir and Elladan had monotonous expressions on their fair faces.
Radagast looked at the Sons of Elrond, and asked, "do they always do that?"
"When they can," Glorfindel answered.
"Or when they are upset or distressed," Erestor added, "like now."
"But they are correct in her complaints," Lindir piped up.
"She had many complaints about the Council," Elrond told Radagast.
"Oh yes," Erestor's eyebrow began to twitch, "she never seemed to stop complaining in our presence."
"It got quite annoying," Glorfindel's brow furrowed. Apparently the two advisors of Elrond shared similar traits, even in habits.
"That was not the only thing she complained about," Lindir was the minstrel of Rivendell. "She complained about our music too," this caused Radagast to raise a brow in shock.
"Yes, she said 'oh sure Elvish music is beautiful, but you got to ditch that miserable tune,'" Lindir said. He knew, for he was the one she most often complained to about the music. Over time, he had learned how to avoid her, to his benefit.
"Was she speaking in code?" Radagast asked, baffled at the language that Lindir had quoted.
Lindir seemed to think a moment, "I honestly do not know. She may have the unwary trapped by her voice, but sooner or later her true demonic self will appear. I doubt she can even play a harp, no matter what she says about her skills as a musician."
Erestor sighed, "what we experienced is, frighteningly, a small price compared to what Lord Elrond has faced."
Looks of sympathy were turned to the direction to the son of Earendil. His honor was affected after he had put Mary-Sue in the Fellowship. Oh sure, in the beginning many thought that this was a brilliant idea; after all, Mary- Sue had defeated the Dark Lord. But as soon as more got to know her, they wondered at Elrond's choice. Not knowing that the main reason he had sent her on the journey was to get rid of her, Mary-Sue did not know this, of course.
"Sauron was destroyed, and we were rid of her presence. That is the favorable outcome, we should not dwell on the bad," Elrond shuddered as he remembered Mary-Sue's time in the land of his rule.
Radagast placed a comforting hand on Elrond's shoulder, and the Elf lord smiled, showing his thanks.
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Well, if you are quite baffled by the House of Rivendell's behavior, I think the following explanation should help a bit.
Rivendell was the first place Mary-Sue (her name has a lot of vowels, that I remember) had entered in Middle-earth, and the residents were also the first to understand the horror and terror that had come with this 'girl from another world.' We feel sympathy towards them, and we should be grateful that we have not suffered as much as they have. But back to what had happened.
As I have stated before, Mary-Sue (...a very bizarre name that she has, that I know) 'dropped' into Middle-earth. She had appeared near the Ford of Bruinen, of which was simply called 'the ford' in most of the pieces of writing found that include Mary-Sue.
Well, after Mary-Sue had suddenly become lost in this strange and fantastical world, she crossed the ford and was then upon the rich soil of Rivendell, and the nightingales sang of her beauty, of her flowing grace, and of all that revolved around her.
Her beauty was beyond compare, surpassing the beauty of the Lady Galadriel and the daughter of her daughter, the Lady Arwen, of whose father is Lord Elrond, a descendant of Melian and Luthien. Skin milky white, pale as the young moon, and giving a glow as the light of the stars in heaven touched her. Her face was perfectly formed, slender yet round, there was only her with this amazing face. We shall ignore (not literally) the Lady Varda, Elbereth, for the time being, for her beauty should outshine all others (until that curse came along).
Grace followed her wherever she stepped, be it between rock and stone, water and shore. She walked as if in a dance, her steps flowed as if the soft waters of the river. All she did was humanely impossible, oh but wait, she neither was nor is entirely human. And I shall stop before I bore myself into oblivion by describing her beauty, I figure that I will never discover as to how those people describe her in that many sentences.
But, again I have strayed far from my original intent. Coming into the fair valley Imladris, Mary-Sue found a small glade, with a small waterfall. The pure water that cascaded down the piled rocks made a melody backing Mary- Sue's oh so melodious voice. Causing Legolas, on an errand for his father, to wander to that charming voice, therefore finding Mary-Sue singing.
He fell in love at first sight, entranced by her song, Legolas acted as one enchanted (oh dear, isn't there a large hole just around the corner, you had better be careful.)
Mary-Sue noticed his presence, she then fled, her agility bringing her far. She ran as the deer, she flew with the wind.
Then, she came upon the House of Elrond. Accepted graciously be a young servant, a naïve one at that, and she was brought before the Lord Elrond.
When Mary-Sue entered the room, Elrond saw a beautiful girl with sparkling blue eyes and reddish blonde hair. At closer look Elrond noticed that this was a mortal girl, no older than seventeen, and she had Elven beauty, he also noticed that, strangely, the girl's hair eye color had changed. He at first thought that it was the lighting, but he would not discover the truth until later.
Allowing her to stay, for Imladris was not given the name 'The Last Homely Home east of Lindon' for no reason of cause. Though Elrond would later regret this choice.
Mary-Sue told Elrond that her name (now back to the names, uhhh..) was (you understand my frustration at the moment).
Glorfindel and Erestor had greeted her in a kindly manner, but it was quite short, for her changing eye and hair color confused them.
Well, things became quite different from then on, of which I shall not record at the current time being, but will possibly be mentioned on a later date.
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A/N- If the story seems a bit repetitive at times, that was intentional, so that one gets the idea of how some Sues are written. Always talking about her beauty...
Not very humorous, I need ideas... And there were also too many parentheses (I think)
Feedback is much appreciated, and ideas are very helpful.
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers
Author's Note: I updated on time, Yay! Reviews, joy!
I'm sorry if I abused Tolkien's characters, and I have tried to stick to Canon as closely as possible.
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The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Part 1 -The House of Elrond
Year 3021 of the Third Age, 1421 S.R. --- Middle-earth
Year ??? ??? ??? ---Intergalactic Area (Void, Space)
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The residents of Arda gathered at the Intergalactic Area, including the Ainur, Men, and Elves of old.
All had come for the exact same purpose, to get rid of Mary-Sue (not kill, for some peculiar reason it was not permitted).
"So, why did you allow her to enter Rivendell?" Radagast the Brown asked those of the House of Elrond.
"Simply put, we did not know how evil she was," Elrond answered, sadly. The rest of the House of Elrond simply nodded in agreement.
Radagast gave them a sympathetic look, grateful that he had not met Mary- Sue and had only heard of her seemingly good and bad reputation (how one has a good and bad reputation, he could not understand). "Rumor has it that she had said you treated her nicely during her stay, or so I thought," Radagast was getting more and more confused by the minute of all the going ons.
"Rumors," Elladan began.
"Are not facts," Elrohir continued, "and opinions.."
"Are not facts," Elladan picked off, "and her word.."
"Is not to be trusted in entirety," Elrohir ended.
The twins looked at each other, both knowing themselves extremely lucky to have not been in Rivendell during the majority of Mary- Sue's stay. But even during that short period of time, it was a terror.
"But were we kind to her?" Glorfindel suddenly asked.
"First five seconds," Erestor answered, "don't you remember?"
"Oh yes, her eye color was.." Glorfindel struggled to find the correct words.
"Exquisite?" Lindir too tried to find a word that would fit Mary-Sue's eye color.
"Queer," Elrond added helpfully.
"Iridescent," Erestor seemed to find the word they were searching for. Iridescent certainly matched Mary-Sue's eye color, which could be blue one moment and violet grey the next, then some other bizarre color. It was quite queer, as Elrond had suggested.
"The same goes for her hair color," Elrond said as he thought back to Mary- Sue's appearance.
"Oh," Radagast exclaimed, suddenly beginning to understand the horror of Mary-Sue, even though it was just her eye and hair color. What kind of creature would have such a colorful appearance?
"She complained," Elladan began.
"A lot," Elrohir and Elladan had monotonous expressions on their fair faces.
Radagast looked at the Sons of Elrond, and asked, "do they always do that?"
"When they can," Glorfindel answered.
"Or when they are upset or distressed," Erestor added, "like now."
"But they are correct in her complaints," Lindir piped up.
"She had many complaints about the Council," Elrond told Radagast.
"Oh yes," Erestor's eyebrow began to twitch, "she never seemed to stop complaining in our presence."
"It got quite annoying," Glorfindel's brow furrowed. Apparently the two advisors of Elrond shared similar traits, even in habits.
"That was not the only thing she complained about," Lindir was the minstrel of Rivendell. "She complained about our music too," this caused Radagast to raise a brow in shock.
"Yes, she said 'oh sure Elvish music is beautiful, but you got to ditch that miserable tune,'" Lindir said. He knew, for he was the one she most often complained to about the music. Over time, he had learned how to avoid her, to his benefit.
"Was she speaking in code?" Radagast asked, baffled at the language that Lindir had quoted.
Lindir seemed to think a moment, "I honestly do not know. She may have the unwary trapped by her voice, but sooner or later her true demonic self will appear. I doubt she can even play a harp, no matter what she says about her skills as a musician."
Erestor sighed, "what we experienced is, frighteningly, a small price compared to what Lord Elrond has faced."
Looks of sympathy were turned to the direction to the son of Earendil. His honor was affected after he had put Mary-Sue in the Fellowship. Oh sure, in the beginning many thought that this was a brilliant idea; after all, Mary- Sue had defeated the Dark Lord. But as soon as more got to know her, they wondered at Elrond's choice. Not knowing that the main reason he had sent her on the journey was to get rid of her, Mary-Sue did not know this, of course.
"Sauron was destroyed, and we were rid of her presence. That is the favorable outcome, we should not dwell on the bad," Elrond shuddered as he remembered Mary-Sue's time in the land of his rule.
Radagast placed a comforting hand on Elrond's shoulder, and the Elf lord smiled, showing his thanks.
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Well, if you are quite baffled by the House of Rivendell's behavior, I think the following explanation should help a bit.
Rivendell was the first place Mary-Sue (her name has a lot of vowels, that I remember) had entered in Middle-earth, and the residents were also the first to understand the horror and terror that had come with this 'girl from another world.' We feel sympathy towards them, and we should be grateful that we have not suffered as much as they have. But back to what had happened.
As I have stated before, Mary-Sue (...a very bizarre name that she has, that I know) 'dropped' into Middle-earth. She had appeared near the Ford of Bruinen, of which was simply called 'the ford' in most of the pieces of writing found that include Mary-Sue.
Well, after Mary-Sue had suddenly become lost in this strange and fantastical world, she crossed the ford and was then upon the rich soil of Rivendell, and the nightingales sang of her beauty, of her flowing grace, and of all that revolved around her.
Her beauty was beyond compare, surpassing the beauty of the Lady Galadriel and the daughter of her daughter, the Lady Arwen, of whose father is Lord Elrond, a descendant of Melian and Luthien. Skin milky white, pale as the young moon, and giving a glow as the light of the stars in heaven touched her. Her face was perfectly formed, slender yet round, there was only her with this amazing face. We shall ignore (not literally) the Lady Varda, Elbereth, for the time being, for her beauty should outshine all others (until that curse came along).
Grace followed her wherever she stepped, be it between rock and stone, water and shore. She walked as if in a dance, her steps flowed as if the soft waters of the river. All she did was humanely impossible, oh but wait, she neither was nor is entirely human. And I shall stop before I bore myself into oblivion by describing her beauty, I figure that I will never discover as to how those people describe her in that many sentences.
But, again I have strayed far from my original intent. Coming into the fair valley Imladris, Mary-Sue found a small glade, with a small waterfall. The pure water that cascaded down the piled rocks made a melody backing Mary- Sue's oh so melodious voice. Causing Legolas, on an errand for his father, to wander to that charming voice, therefore finding Mary-Sue singing.
He fell in love at first sight, entranced by her song, Legolas acted as one enchanted (oh dear, isn't there a large hole just around the corner, you had better be careful.)
Mary-Sue noticed his presence, she then fled, her agility bringing her far. She ran as the deer, she flew with the wind.
Then, she came upon the House of Elrond. Accepted graciously be a young servant, a naïve one at that, and she was brought before the Lord Elrond.
When Mary-Sue entered the room, Elrond saw a beautiful girl with sparkling blue eyes and reddish blonde hair. At closer look Elrond noticed that this was a mortal girl, no older than seventeen, and she had Elven beauty, he also noticed that, strangely, the girl's hair eye color had changed. He at first thought that it was the lighting, but he would not discover the truth until later.
Allowing her to stay, for Imladris was not given the name 'The Last Homely Home east of Lindon' for no reason of cause. Though Elrond would later regret this choice.
Mary-Sue told Elrond that her name (now back to the names, uhhh..) was (you understand my frustration at the moment).
Glorfindel and Erestor had greeted her in a kindly manner, but it was quite short, for her changing eye and hair color confused them.
Well, things became quite different from then on, of which I shall not record at the current time being, but will possibly be mentioned on a later date.
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A/N- If the story seems a bit repetitive at times, that was intentional, so that one gets the idea of how some Sues are written. Always talking about her beauty...
Not very humorous, I need ideas... And there were also too many parentheses (I think)
Feedback is much appreciated, and ideas are very helpful.