Disclaimer: I don't own anything Tolkien owns and I'm not making any money
off of this
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers.
Author's Note: Characters of the Silmarillion will be in this fic.
To lee: Thanks for reminding me about the language, I almost forgot about that detail...
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The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Part 2 -Heritage Discussed by Some Significant Others
Year 3021 of the Third Age, 1421 S.R. --- Middle-earth
Year ??? ??? ??? ---Intergalactic Area (Void, Space)
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Bilbo sighed and leaned heavily against the trunk of a tree. He took out his pipe, filled it with weed, lit it, and began smoking. "Finally," Bilbo thought to himself, he could enjoy his pipe in peace. While Mary-Sue was in Rivendell, she had always complained about him smoking. The weary hobbit sighed again, and decided to rest, to expel the thoughts of that confusion out of his tired mind.
Sensing another presence beside him, Bilbo's eyes snapped open and he turned to identify the newcomer. Seeing the High King Gil-galad, Bilbo rushed to his feet, but a firm hand on his shoulder stayed him.
"We are equals here," the voice of the High King of the Elves said to him.
The stunned hobbit just nodded, still uncomfortable in the presence of the Elven King. Bilbo had met him before, upon Tol Eressëa, where he had come at times to greet the coming Elves.
"You needn't be so uncomfortable in my presence, Bilbo," Gil-galad told the hobbit.
"Of course," Bilbo answered in a timid voice.
"But, you have faced an apparent terror, rumor says a terror even more of Sauron, and even Morgoth," the soft grey eyes of the King turned to face the hobbit.
"Ah, yes, Mary-Sue," Bilbo tried not to shudder.
"I have heard many disturbing and bizarre rumors of...her," Gil-galad did not know if it would be fitting if he had said 'creature' or even 'it.'
"There are many, as you say it, bizarre rumors. But tell me, which ones have you chanced upon?"
"Rumors of her...." Gil-galad gulped, "her heritage."
"Oh, yes. Her heritage," Bilbo seemed a bit uneasy. There were many tales of Mary-Sue's heritage, and it got quite confusing. Once you thought it was this, and then you hear otherwise. Oh, the terror.
"So what did you hear, good King?"
"Alas! Bilbo, perhaps we should speak of it another time," Cìrdan the Shipwright called aloud. Following him were Glorfindel and Erestor.
Bilbo blinked in slight confusion, and until he heard Gil-galad's next words would he understand.
"There have been rumors that that 'thing' is my daughter," Gil-galad said.
Cìrdan, Glorfindel, and Erestor nodded. "That is but one of the rumors," Glorfindel provided.
"One of the many preposterous tales," Erestor said. "There is also a rumor that Mary-Sue is the child of Sauron and Galadriel."
Bilbo raised an eyebrow.
"Oh yes," Glorfindel stated, "she also claims to be part....unicorn." The word was strange and unfamiliar to the Elves and Hobbit.
"Unicorn?" Bilbo tried to pronounce, the word sounding strange upon his tongue.
"Yes, I believe a horse with a horn protruding from its forehead" Erestor answered.
"It is said that it is an English word," Cìrdan shrugged, "what that is, I know not."
"Wait. English, that is not a language we have upon Arda." Gil-galad turned to Cìrdan. The keeper of the Grey Havens nodded in confirmation. "So how did you understand what she had to say? Or did she know a tongue familiar to us?"
"It was Elrond that had discovered what she had said. For he tells me that Vilya helped him see." Glorfindel and the rest there had known Elrond was the keeper of Vilya, and for some reason unknown, Mary-Sue had known also.
"How were you able to understand her though? And how did she learn the Common Tongue and Sindarin?" It took an average man, or Elf, or any other race of Middle-earth at least a year to master either language. But Mary- Sue did not have that time, and Gil-galad wondered.
"She mastered Westron, Sindarin, and Quenya within the matter of days. Of which I am still shocked," was Erestor's swift reply.
"Did you know that there is also a rumor that 'She' is the child of Elrond and an unknown other," Cìrdan supplied.
"What?!" Gil-galad asked. If only looks can kill, and if only Mary-Sue was in his presence, but for the latter half, the High King should be spared of that terror.
"All reasonable and unreasonable peoples have expediently refused to accept that rumor," Erestor assuaged Fingon's son, before he did something rash. Ereinion was always protective of the sons Eärendil, from their youth to their adulthood, he had always cared for them.
"I have heard one rumor stating that she is Aragorn's cousin," Glorfindel said as he put his hand under his chin, "or was she his twin? Well, I can not be too far off, considering all of those relations."
"Quite true," Bilbo piped up. "I have even heard that she is half hobbit and half elf! How peculiar can that be?" Bilbo said indignantly, not liking that 'that creature' should be of hobbit kind.
"Hmmm.... she is much too tall to be even part hobbit," Erestor said as he looked down at Bilbo, who was currently smoking in peace.
"I have even heard that she is the Queen of all the Elves, and of all the races of Middle-earth." Cìrdan said sadly. Erestor, Glorfindel, Gil-galad, and Bilbo just stared, horrified at that thought.
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Ah yes, to continue where I had left off. When Mary-Sue had introduced herself to Elrond, she had spoken in a tongue unfamiliar to the Elves. At first, all within the room were quiet confused. But then, Mary-Sue began to speak in this strange way, and then everyone understood what she had to say for a while. She apparently had power, magical and powerful powers. Elrond was the first to discover the horror she truly was, but sadly it took some others to discover this too. Erestor, Glorfindel, and Lindir discovered it next, then Elladan and Elrohir.
But before her true form was revealed, she was adored, of which now many citizens of Middle-earth regret. Except Sauron, the Wargs, the Orcs, and other minions of the Dark Lord, for they never liked her. Which is very interesting since those pieces of writings I discovered said that all liked Mary-Sue, peculiar.
But anyways, after the introductions Elrond had accepted her and she was led to a room. It did not take much time for Elrond to discover that she was from another world, for Vilya, Ring of Air, had revealed that to him her origins. She had come from another world, but her heritage was all but clear. When Elrond had used Vilya, the Ring had told him that she was the child of Galadriel and Sauron, then it told him that she was half elf half fairy, then it told him that she was part unicorn, then it told her that she was Gil-galad's daughter, then it told him that she was Aragorn's sister, then it told him that It was his own daughter, and then it......(you get the idea).
Mary-Sue taught herself Westron, Sindarin, Quenya, Rohirric, The Dark Tongue, and all the other languages of Middle-earth in a matter of a week. She learned all of the history of Middle-earth beginning from the First Age in a day, we shall simply ignore the Time of the Two Trees of Valinor and the Timeless.
No one could figure out her true heritage, and when they asked they kept getting different replies. In the beginning she was....adored by all, except the Dark Forces of course. But things changed, dramatically. All now try to avoid her, if they meet Mary-Sue they simply treat her kindly. For they did not want to lose their hearing due to fact that during the Fellowship, Mary-Sue had mourned and her voice was carried throughout Middle-earth. Note that I put Middle-earth and not Arda, so those living In Valinor were terribly lucky, except for Manwë and Varda. The poor Ainur. Not even the Fëanturi could determine her whereabouts.....
To Be Continued....
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A/N: A very kind soul gave me a list of how to do accents (thanks!). This was slightly late due to the amounts of Homework I'm getting. It is evil yes it is.
Feedback and new ideas are truly appreciated.
Mary-Sue belongs to the Mary-Sue writers.
Author's Note: Characters of the Silmarillion will be in this fic.
To lee: Thanks for reminding me about the language, I almost forgot about that detail...
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The Lord of the Rings Mary-Sue Rebellion
Part 2 -Heritage Discussed by Some Significant Others
Year 3021 of the Third Age, 1421 S.R. --- Middle-earth
Year ??? ??? ??? ---Intergalactic Area (Void, Space)
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Bilbo sighed and leaned heavily against the trunk of a tree. He took out his pipe, filled it with weed, lit it, and began smoking. "Finally," Bilbo thought to himself, he could enjoy his pipe in peace. While Mary-Sue was in Rivendell, she had always complained about him smoking. The weary hobbit sighed again, and decided to rest, to expel the thoughts of that confusion out of his tired mind.
Sensing another presence beside him, Bilbo's eyes snapped open and he turned to identify the newcomer. Seeing the High King Gil-galad, Bilbo rushed to his feet, but a firm hand on his shoulder stayed him.
"We are equals here," the voice of the High King of the Elves said to him.
The stunned hobbit just nodded, still uncomfortable in the presence of the Elven King. Bilbo had met him before, upon Tol Eressëa, where he had come at times to greet the coming Elves.
"You needn't be so uncomfortable in my presence, Bilbo," Gil-galad told the hobbit.
"Of course," Bilbo answered in a timid voice.
"But, you have faced an apparent terror, rumor says a terror even more of Sauron, and even Morgoth," the soft grey eyes of the King turned to face the hobbit.
"Ah, yes, Mary-Sue," Bilbo tried not to shudder.
"I have heard many disturbing and bizarre rumors of...her," Gil-galad did not know if it would be fitting if he had said 'creature' or even 'it.'
"There are many, as you say it, bizarre rumors. But tell me, which ones have you chanced upon?"
"Rumors of her...." Gil-galad gulped, "her heritage."
"Oh, yes. Her heritage," Bilbo seemed a bit uneasy. There were many tales of Mary-Sue's heritage, and it got quite confusing. Once you thought it was this, and then you hear otherwise. Oh, the terror.
"So what did you hear, good King?"
"Alas! Bilbo, perhaps we should speak of it another time," Cìrdan the Shipwright called aloud. Following him were Glorfindel and Erestor.
Bilbo blinked in slight confusion, and until he heard Gil-galad's next words would he understand.
"There have been rumors that that 'thing' is my daughter," Gil-galad said.
Cìrdan, Glorfindel, and Erestor nodded. "That is but one of the rumors," Glorfindel provided.
"One of the many preposterous tales," Erestor said. "There is also a rumor that Mary-Sue is the child of Sauron and Galadriel."
Bilbo raised an eyebrow.
"Oh yes," Glorfindel stated, "she also claims to be part....unicorn." The word was strange and unfamiliar to the Elves and Hobbit.
"Unicorn?" Bilbo tried to pronounce, the word sounding strange upon his tongue.
"Yes, I believe a horse with a horn protruding from its forehead" Erestor answered.
"It is said that it is an English word," Cìrdan shrugged, "what that is, I know not."
"Wait. English, that is not a language we have upon Arda." Gil-galad turned to Cìrdan. The keeper of the Grey Havens nodded in confirmation. "So how did you understand what she had to say? Or did she know a tongue familiar to us?"
"It was Elrond that had discovered what she had said. For he tells me that Vilya helped him see." Glorfindel and the rest there had known Elrond was the keeper of Vilya, and for some reason unknown, Mary-Sue had known also.
"How were you able to understand her though? And how did she learn the Common Tongue and Sindarin?" It took an average man, or Elf, or any other race of Middle-earth at least a year to master either language. But Mary- Sue did not have that time, and Gil-galad wondered.
"She mastered Westron, Sindarin, and Quenya within the matter of days. Of which I am still shocked," was Erestor's swift reply.
"Did you know that there is also a rumor that 'She' is the child of Elrond and an unknown other," Cìrdan supplied.
"What?!" Gil-galad asked. If only looks can kill, and if only Mary-Sue was in his presence, but for the latter half, the High King should be spared of that terror.
"All reasonable and unreasonable peoples have expediently refused to accept that rumor," Erestor assuaged Fingon's son, before he did something rash. Ereinion was always protective of the sons Eärendil, from their youth to their adulthood, he had always cared for them.
"I have heard one rumor stating that she is Aragorn's cousin," Glorfindel said as he put his hand under his chin, "or was she his twin? Well, I can not be too far off, considering all of those relations."
"Quite true," Bilbo piped up. "I have even heard that she is half hobbit and half elf! How peculiar can that be?" Bilbo said indignantly, not liking that 'that creature' should be of hobbit kind.
"Hmmm.... she is much too tall to be even part hobbit," Erestor said as he looked down at Bilbo, who was currently smoking in peace.
"I have even heard that she is the Queen of all the Elves, and of all the races of Middle-earth." Cìrdan said sadly. Erestor, Glorfindel, Gil-galad, and Bilbo just stared, horrified at that thought.
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Ah yes, to continue where I had left off. When Mary-Sue had introduced herself to Elrond, she had spoken in a tongue unfamiliar to the Elves. At first, all within the room were quiet confused. But then, Mary-Sue began to speak in this strange way, and then everyone understood what she had to say for a while. She apparently had power, magical and powerful powers. Elrond was the first to discover the horror she truly was, but sadly it took some others to discover this too. Erestor, Glorfindel, and Lindir discovered it next, then Elladan and Elrohir.
But before her true form was revealed, she was adored, of which now many citizens of Middle-earth regret. Except Sauron, the Wargs, the Orcs, and other minions of the Dark Lord, for they never liked her. Which is very interesting since those pieces of writings I discovered said that all liked Mary-Sue, peculiar.
But anyways, after the introductions Elrond had accepted her and she was led to a room. It did not take much time for Elrond to discover that she was from another world, for Vilya, Ring of Air, had revealed that to him her origins. She had come from another world, but her heritage was all but clear. When Elrond had used Vilya, the Ring had told him that she was the child of Galadriel and Sauron, then it told him that she was half elf half fairy, then it told him that she was part unicorn, then it told her that she was Gil-galad's daughter, then it told him that she was Aragorn's sister, then it told him that It was his own daughter, and then it......(you get the idea).
Mary-Sue taught herself Westron, Sindarin, Quenya, Rohirric, The Dark Tongue, and all the other languages of Middle-earth in a matter of a week. She learned all of the history of Middle-earth beginning from the First Age in a day, we shall simply ignore the Time of the Two Trees of Valinor and the Timeless.
No one could figure out her true heritage, and when they asked they kept getting different replies. In the beginning she was....adored by all, except the Dark Forces of course. But things changed, dramatically. All now try to avoid her, if they meet Mary-Sue they simply treat her kindly. For they did not want to lose their hearing due to fact that during the Fellowship, Mary-Sue had mourned and her voice was carried throughout Middle-earth. Note that I put Middle-earth and not Arda, so those living In Valinor were terribly lucky, except for Manwë and Varda. The poor Ainur. Not even the Fëanturi could determine her whereabouts.....
To Be Continued....
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A/N: A very kind soul gave me a list of how to do accents (thanks!). This was slightly late due to the amounts of Homework I'm getting. It is evil yes it is.
Feedback and new ideas are truly appreciated.