*see chapter 1 for disclaimer*

warning: don't read if you get mad when people make fun of 17 ^_~

The sound of 17's shoes screeching on the floor echoed througout the hallways of the mall as 18 dragged him towards Victoria's Secret.

"Don't even TRY to get out of it!" exclaimed 18 through clenched teeth. "You brought this on yourself!"

"YOU brought this on by making me come with you!" 17 snapped back. "Now stoppit...you're ruining my shoes."

18 payed no attention to her brothers complaint and continued to drag him into the store. She looked around. "Now let's see...what color should it be today? ...Purple? Red? Green?....Ah, I know!" She grabbed a light blue one off of a near by rack and held it up to him. "This one. It'll really bring out the color in your eyes." she said as she grinned evilly.

17 looked at the bra in disgust. "No way in hell am I putting that thing on! Find some other sick minded moron to humiliate!"

"But you're the only sick minded moron I LIKE to humiliate." She stuck the bra in his hand and pointed to the dressing rooms. "Now go...or I'll make it a bra and panties matching set." She grinned her sweet yet evil grin.

17 grumbled to himself and made his way into a dressing room. "This is ridiculous. I swear, when we were babies she must've been dropped on her head." Ten minutes later, after more griping and strugging himself into the bra, 17 emerged from the dressing room hesitantly and looked around.

"Oh my gosh...THAT is classic!" said 18 as she doubled over with laughter.

"Ha..ha...ha....okay, you've seen it, can I go take this thing off now?"17 asked with a frown.

18 thought for a second. "Hmm...you know what? I think just to make sure you don't complain any more...you're gonna wear that around the mall for the rest of the day."

"WHAT?! No way! It's bad enough that you bring me here against my will, make me sit on the bench forever while you're in the stores buying clothes you'll NEVER wear, and making me carry your bags everywhere! There's no way you're going to make me wear a bra, too!" 17 just stood there and stared his sister dead in the eye.

Finally, she spoke three deadly words. "Is that so?"

18 strolled out of the store 15 minutes later, a satisfied smile illuminating her face. She looked over her shoulder and called, "Come on, 17...we have more shopping to do!"

17 reluctantly sauntered out of the store, wearing matching black satin pants and robe, and the light blue bra 18 had him try on earlier. On his feet were fuzzy light blue slippers. He looked at 18 with anger churning in his eyes. "When I get my gun back the first thing I'm doing is shooting you."

"Ha! Go ahead, it won't hurt me." 18 said calmly as she headed towards the nearest clothing store. "Come on 17."

17 growled and mumbled various obscenities under his breath. He grabbed the bags and followed her. Judging by how chipper 18 was, he could tell she had an even worse plan brewing in her head for if he didn't comply with her wishes again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ what will happen next?! Breezy has no clue at this moment in time...yall shall just have to wait and see! ^_^ If you have any suggestions, stick 'em in a review ^_~