Disclaimer: .k.SO WHAT IF U SUE MI.U TINK I CARE. I DUN CARE...!!!!

...(Nah...just kidding..of course I dun own all the cards and char. in the story...k...)

Just a little talk : This is my first time writing a fan-fiction...so any comment and review would be appreciated.... Thanks :)... ____________________________________________________________________________ _

"The Toonament"

Chapter 1: The Invitation

Yugi, having just came back from a cut for his hair ...again, which took 4 hours ... (That's why he only wash his hair once every 2 months... believed you can smell that when watching Yu-Gi-Oh ... )went to check his letterbox.

Yugi: What's this ... ooooooohhhhh ...looks like a piece of letter ... wondering what's it's doing in the letterbox ... (Open up the letter .)

"Once again ... Yugi ... you have been chosen as one of the toonist for the once in a year ... (lots of thanks to your hair) ...Toonament ...You are also allowed to take any friends with you for the tournament ... "

By Pegasus

Yugi: ... That guy with a golden piece of shit stuck in his eyes must be itching to lose again ... Ha~~ ... !!!

Taking the letter, he went back to his house to continue staring at his hair ... ____________________________________________________________________________ __

Yugi: Will you stop insulting me ...u freaking author?!

Aoshi_Chobits: Oh ...you talking to me...?

Yugi: No~~~ not talking to you .....duh ...of course i'm taking to you!!!

Aoshi_Chobits: You better watch your language, k? If not ....i'll make sure that not only I shave you bald..I'm going to shave your ball too ..

Yugi: ...You good...

Aoshi_Chobits: Duh....I mean...have you ever seen me scolding vulgarity, you "super-white"!!! (for the chinese...)/ you "fu****"!!!(for those who don't understand the word "super-white") ____________________________________________________________________________ _______________

The next day .

Joey: Yoz ... so ... betcha going to the toonament as well ...Pokey-Head???

Yugi: Shut your trap ...'Jerky'...

Joey: Just to tell ya ...Tea and Tristian coming too ...

Yugi: What?! That boobless bitch and that guy who got a few dick erected on his head ...Yami Yugi damned it ...!!!

Joey: K ...just shut your trap and let's go ...to the Dickless Kingdom ... ____________________________________________________________________________ __

..... K ... this is the end of the first chapter .....going to continue ...but please review it ...and really sorry to the hardcore fans of Yu-Gi- Oh ...really sorry ...k ...don't really mean to insult them ... k ...seeya ...!!! :)

Aoshi_Chobits

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