Alrriiigghht, bitches, listen up, I'm only typing up this chapter right now
because I feel obligated to Nail-bunny, who apparently can't wait even a
week for another chapter, so thank her, you disgusting wretches. And Kurumi
too because she just...rocks. And you don't.
Squee kissed NNY again, who wrapped his arms around the others shoulders, Pepito sitting back and rolling his eyes.
"christ...a guy goes a couple of years without getting laid and he completely hogs your boyfriend, yeeeesh." He dropped his head back against the headboard and looked at his watch, a look of boredom on his face.
Squee pulled back first, panting slightly. "fuck, Pepito, how do you deal with this heat?!"
Pepito shrugged. "might have something to do with my being the anti-christ, son of satan and all."
NNY sat up, biting his lip worriedly. "I..I should'nt have done that at all."
He picked up his shirt, but Pepito snatched it away and grinned. "It's awfully hot for shirts in here, don't you agree, Johnny?" NNY rolled his eyes.
"Gimme my shirt before I really DO hack your voicebox out."
Pepito giggled. "With what, those invisible knives that you so obviously have with you at the moment?"
"mmmzuh?" NNY brought his hand to his side, his happy face knives were'nt in their usual spot, snugly fitted against his belt. "hey!! Where're my knives?!"
Squee laughed and fell back against Pepito. "You left them back at the void!"
NNY looked annoyed. "Awwww....looks like you'll live to see the light of another day, Pepito."
Pepito smirked and looked at the NNYs' shirt. "Why the hell do you wear this thing anyways? 777? (this happens to be the number for heaven) You're in Satans house,, in his sons bedroom, making out with the anti-christs boyfriend. Should'nt you be out there with my mom or something?" He sniggered.
NNY reached out to grab his shirt again but Pepito pulled it out of his reach again.
"It's not the number for heaven, it's the number of the moose!
"The what?"
"The moose!"
"What the fuck is the moose, if you don't mind my asking?"
"You're very rude."
Pepito sighed, shaking his head. "Do you take lessons from my father?"
NNY glared.
"Alright! Alright! NNY, would you be so kind as to tell me, what the moose is?"
NNY nodded happily. "I despise rude people, you know."
He leaned back against the headboard as well. "It's a big, tentacled, icky thing that used to live behind a blood covered wall in one of the underground levels of my house, I had to keep throwing blood on the wall to keep it from getting soft, so the monster could'nt push through."
Pepito raised an eyebrow. "Sounds like something straight from hell."
NNY put his arms behind his head, yawning slightly from weeks without sleep. "Anyways, one day..it kinda just..burst though, bang, I did'nt even get to isee/i it, but Mr. Satan described it for me, see, I was eh, dead at the time."
Squee huddled closer to Pepito. "creeeepyy...."
"Is'nt it though?"
Squee and Pepito nodded in agreement. "So," Pepito began, licking his fangs, Squee shivering, 'never thought you'd enjoy anything like that, did you?"
NNY frowned. "Who says I enjoyed it?"
"Ugh, I'm not a moron, Johnny, besides, you should have seen the look on your face, mmm, you looked like you were going to have an orgasm or something!"
NNY looked shocked. "You have got to be the single, most-"
Pepito finished the sentence for him. "Perverted being in the known universe?"
NNY blinked. "Yes."
"Ooohhh, such flattery, really, Johnny, you'll make me blush."
He grabbed for his shirt again, and missed, again. "grr...Pepito, give it here!"
Squee frowned and crossed his arms across his chest, pulling his own shirt off. "I dunno why you're so eager to get at that thing, it's to hot in here for shirts. NNY had to agree, it was rather hot.
Pepito wrapped his arms around Squee and kissed his neck. "You two humanos' are loco, it's not even slightly hot in here." He whispered in Squees ear, giggling " Not yet anyways..."
NNY rolled his eyes. "NNnnggghh...love, disgusting."
(anyone else notice that this entire chapter has been slashy goodness?? mmm?)
Pepito nibbled Squees earlobe, who drew in a sharp breath, arching his back. NNY smiled, a look of affection for the two boys on his face.
"Guys, I better go, people to torture...things to think over...mind sending me back?"
Pepito nodded and hand him his shirt, which now had Happy noodle boy on his soapboz on it. He pulled it over his head and pushed his arms through the sleeves.
"We'll be seeing you around?" Squee questioned.
NNY nodded, "yeah, sure, but I have some things to think through."
Pepito and Squee nodded back. Pepito grabbed him by the shirt collar and kissed him softly on the lips, Squee whined sarcastically. "shaaare!!" He pulled NNY away from Pepito and kissed him.
"Okay! Okay! Can I go now or are you not done mauling me?"
"Sure. By the way, NNY?"
"Yes?"
"Don't try to do anything stupid, my father is getting pretty mad."
"Would'nt want to anger the lord of the underworld," Squee chimed in.
"You bet." Johnny was back in his house, a smile on his face, he descended the stairs to his basement.
******
So, you like so far? Cause...y'know, I do, considering I've never written a fanfic in my entire life. No plot development yet, so far this is just for fun. I sure do smell bad. We have a guy living illegally in our basement (city housing, not supposed to have other people living with you)I think he used my deoderant. ew. I threw it away. He used to work on movie sets and make food for celeberities. The man has met BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS, and he did'nt even kill her! Does'nt know how to take advantage of a situation I guess. Anyways, he got laid off (probably because he did'nt kill Britney fast enough for the producers) and he was living in his van, so my mom took him in, he makes great fajitas. Review you filthy worm babies!!
Squee kissed NNY again, who wrapped his arms around the others shoulders, Pepito sitting back and rolling his eyes.
"christ...a guy goes a couple of years without getting laid and he completely hogs your boyfriend, yeeeesh." He dropped his head back against the headboard and looked at his watch, a look of boredom on his face.
Squee pulled back first, panting slightly. "fuck, Pepito, how do you deal with this heat?!"
Pepito shrugged. "might have something to do with my being the anti-christ, son of satan and all."
NNY sat up, biting his lip worriedly. "I..I should'nt have done that at all."
He picked up his shirt, but Pepito snatched it away and grinned. "It's awfully hot for shirts in here, don't you agree, Johnny?" NNY rolled his eyes.
"Gimme my shirt before I really DO hack your voicebox out."
Pepito giggled. "With what, those invisible knives that you so obviously have with you at the moment?"
"mmmzuh?" NNY brought his hand to his side, his happy face knives were'nt in their usual spot, snugly fitted against his belt. "hey!! Where're my knives?!"
Squee laughed and fell back against Pepito. "You left them back at the void!"
NNY looked annoyed. "Awwww....looks like you'll live to see the light of another day, Pepito."
Pepito smirked and looked at the NNYs' shirt. "Why the hell do you wear this thing anyways? 777? (this happens to be the number for heaven) You're in Satans house,, in his sons bedroom, making out with the anti-christs boyfriend. Should'nt you be out there with my mom or something?" He sniggered.
NNY reached out to grab his shirt again but Pepito pulled it out of his reach again.
"It's not the number for heaven, it's the number of the moose!
"The what?"
"The moose!"
"What the fuck is the moose, if you don't mind my asking?"
"You're very rude."
Pepito sighed, shaking his head. "Do you take lessons from my father?"
NNY glared.
"Alright! Alright! NNY, would you be so kind as to tell me, what the moose is?"
NNY nodded happily. "I despise rude people, you know."
He leaned back against the headboard as well. "It's a big, tentacled, icky thing that used to live behind a blood covered wall in one of the underground levels of my house, I had to keep throwing blood on the wall to keep it from getting soft, so the monster could'nt push through."
Pepito raised an eyebrow. "Sounds like something straight from hell."
NNY put his arms behind his head, yawning slightly from weeks without sleep. "Anyways, one day..it kinda just..burst though, bang, I did'nt even get to isee/i it, but Mr. Satan described it for me, see, I was eh, dead at the time."
Squee huddled closer to Pepito. "creeeepyy...."
"Is'nt it though?"
Squee and Pepito nodded in agreement. "So," Pepito began, licking his fangs, Squee shivering, 'never thought you'd enjoy anything like that, did you?"
NNY frowned. "Who says I enjoyed it?"
"Ugh, I'm not a moron, Johnny, besides, you should have seen the look on your face, mmm, you looked like you were going to have an orgasm or something!"
NNY looked shocked. "You have got to be the single, most-"
Pepito finished the sentence for him. "Perverted being in the known universe?"
NNY blinked. "Yes."
"Ooohhh, such flattery, really, Johnny, you'll make me blush."
He grabbed for his shirt again, and missed, again. "grr...Pepito, give it here!"
Squee frowned and crossed his arms across his chest, pulling his own shirt off. "I dunno why you're so eager to get at that thing, it's to hot in here for shirts. NNY had to agree, it was rather hot.
Pepito wrapped his arms around Squee and kissed his neck. "You two humanos' are loco, it's not even slightly hot in here." He whispered in Squees ear, giggling " Not yet anyways..."
NNY rolled his eyes. "NNnnggghh...love, disgusting."
(anyone else notice that this entire chapter has been slashy goodness?? mmm?)
Pepito nibbled Squees earlobe, who drew in a sharp breath, arching his back. NNY smiled, a look of affection for the two boys on his face.
"Guys, I better go, people to torture...things to think over...mind sending me back?"
Pepito nodded and hand him his shirt, which now had Happy noodle boy on his soapboz on it. He pulled it over his head and pushed his arms through the sleeves.
"We'll be seeing you around?" Squee questioned.
NNY nodded, "yeah, sure, but I have some things to think through."
Pepito and Squee nodded back. Pepito grabbed him by the shirt collar and kissed him softly on the lips, Squee whined sarcastically. "shaaare!!" He pulled NNY away from Pepito and kissed him.
"Okay! Okay! Can I go now or are you not done mauling me?"
"Sure. By the way, NNY?"
"Yes?"
"Don't try to do anything stupid, my father is getting pretty mad."
"Would'nt want to anger the lord of the underworld," Squee chimed in.
"You bet." Johnny was back in his house, a smile on his face, he descended the stairs to his basement.
******
So, you like so far? Cause...y'know, I do, considering I've never written a fanfic in my entire life. No plot development yet, so far this is just for fun. I sure do smell bad. We have a guy living illegally in our basement (city housing, not supposed to have other people living with you)I think he used my deoderant. ew. I threw it away. He used to work on movie sets and make food for celeberities. The man has met BRITNEY FUCKING SPEARS, and he did'nt even kill her! Does'nt know how to take advantage of a situation I guess. Anyways, he got laid off (probably because he did'nt kill Britney fast enough for the producers) and he was living in his van, so my mom took him in, he makes great fajitas. Review you filthy worm babies!!