Once again, I write on a dull day.
Chapter 2 - Bad Hair Day
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Elswhere, in Rivendell, other, too, had recieved invatations. Legolas was trying to get knots out of his hair, after recently getting them in while bathing for the third time that day, when he hear a knock on the door. I should say, a pounding on the door. He wrapped his hair in a towel and answered the door.
"Good afternoon, Ma'am. Will you please give this to Legolas Greenleaf the next time you see him?"
said the man standing outside. He handed Legolas a piece of paper.
"I as not a woman! I am Legolas Greenleaf, you idiot!"
yelled Legolas, acting much like the sissy he looked like.
"Well, excuse me!"
replied the man, who turned on his heel, mounted his horse, and rode off.
Legolas returned to un-knotting his hair. He had only one knot left, and the message could wait. Then, he found his hair dryer, and a cylender- shapped brush, and began to dry his hair and to brush it strait. At one point, he wrapped his hair around the brush. BIG mistake!! Try as he might, he could not remove the brush from his hair. Finnally, he decided that he must part with a large lock of his pride and joy. Right when he cut the brush out, he let out a wail.
"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
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When he calmed down, he turned his attention to the piece of paper that he had dropped on the vanity nearby. He sat down in the sitting room, expecting it to be a long letter from a reletive. He was wrong.
"A Pool Party? What's a pool? And what the heak is a bathing suit? I always knew Aragorn was a tad queer!"
He decided that a bathing suit was atowel, since that's what he wrapped around himself after he got out of a bath. He packed, and, trying to find a way to cover the large amount of short hair that remained rooted to his scalp, departed for Aragorn's palace.
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Please don't flame me for writing such about Legolas. I can't help it if he is always soo clean, and if his hair is soo perfect!! Any how, if you have any suggestions, please review and let me know.
Comming to the rescue, comming to fight the evils of boreing, hot summer days,
supergirlKK.
Chapter 2 - Bad Hair Day
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Elswhere, in Rivendell, other, too, had recieved invatations. Legolas was trying to get knots out of his hair, after recently getting them in while bathing for the third time that day, when he hear a knock on the door. I should say, a pounding on the door. He wrapped his hair in a towel and answered the door.
"Good afternoon, Ma'am. Will you please give this to Legolas Greenleaf the next time you see him?"
said the man standing outside. He handed Legolas a piece of paper.
"I as not a woman! I am Legolas Greenleaf, you idiot!"
yelled Legolas, acting much like the sissy he looked like.
"Well, excuse me!"
replied the man, who turned on his heel, mounted his horse, and rode off.
Legolas returned to un-knotting his hair. He had only one knot left, and the message could wait. Then, he found his hair dryer, and a cylender- shapped brush, and began to dry his hair and to brush it strait. At one point, he wrapped his hair around the brush. BIG mistake!! Try as he might, he could not remove the brush from his hair. Finnally, he decided that he must part with a large lock of his pride and joy. Right when he cut the brush out, he let out a wail.
"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^$^
When he calmed down, he turned his attention to the piece of paper that he had dropped on the vanity nearby. He sat down in the sitting room, expecting it to be a long letter from a reletive. He was wrong.
"A Pool Party? What's a pool? And what the heak is a bathing suit? I always knew Aragorn was a tad queer!"
He decided that a bathing suit was atowel, since that's what he wrapped around himself after he got out of a bath. He packed, and, trying to find a way to cover the large amount of short hair that remained rooted to his scalp, departed for Aragorn's palace.
@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%@%
Please don't flame me for writing such about Legolas. I can't help it if he is always soo clean, and if his hair is soo perfect!! Any how, if you have any suggestions, please review and let me know.
Comming to the rescue, comming to fight the evils of boreing, hot summer days,
supergirlKK.