I forgot that in the Orange Juice Crisis, Celeborn didn't eat a bunch of stuff - Elrond did. Anyhow, please read my cuz's story about the it and review. She would apreciate the reviews. Just type Stupid Kitten and press find. (She is # 43.) Thanx!

Chapter 4 - A Dwarf's new Look

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It was one of those mornings thet made you think that nothing is wrong. Gimli had just finished breakfast, and had not yet been able to pull some clothes on when he heard a knock on the door. Still in his underwhere, he looked around for something to cover himself with. Spying an old cardboard box, he stepped into it and opened the door.

"Good morning. Are you Gimli?"

"No. Now, go away."

"Yes, you are. No one can fool a Jedi. I an Luke Skywalker. I have been sent by your friend, Aragorn to give you this."

Luke held out a slip of paper. Gimli accepted it, slammed the door, then hurried to get dressed.

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Just hours later, he climed into his yellow Thunderbird and was on his way to Aragorn's palace. When he was halfway there, he began to drift off to sleep and BANG!! The next thing he knew, he was in a hospital.

"Wassen happened?"

He asked a passing nurse.

"You fell asleep while driving and hit a horse. Your face was all beat up, so you had to undergo surjury on your face. You look like Jar-Jar Binx."

"Who?"

"Havn't you seen Star Wars?"

"No,"

"You should watch it sometime. Only unintelegent people haven't seen it."

"I spek." (speak)

"The ability to speak does not make you intellegent, now get to that party."

Gimli, who totaly forgot about the party, jumped out of bed, changed clothes, and ran downstairs so fast he looked as though he was on fire. He got to Aragorn's palace in no time.

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I know this chapter wasn't very funny. I just ate some cookies, and I am not very hiper...yet.

Anyway, please review. I would like 25 reviews by the time the last chapter is up. Please help me!!

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