I'm really bord, so I decided to add some more chapters, though they may be
stupid. Please let me know what you think.
Chapter 6 - Fresh Shot Bullets, Anyone?
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Gollum, as old as he was, was still able to dive down extreamly far. He was spending a pretty day alone skinny-dipping. He always enjoyed doing this, being the strange creature he was and still is. He was always eager to add to his collection of fish skeletens, too. This is what he was doing on this particular day. All was going well until he heard a horse in the distance, and saw it comeing closer and closer.
"Pardon me, but would you happen to be Gollum, or Smeagol?"
"Yessss, and I wissssh I had the precioussss, so that I could rid myself of you."
answered a wispery voice.
"Fine. The invatation will go to the ghost of your old friend, Deagol."
"NO! MINE! The paper issss mine. All mine."
With that, the creature leaped out of the shadows in which he was hiding, and attacked the messenger, threw off his cloak, and whipped out a blaster rifele.
"You shall not harm me, little being. I, Han Solo, can easily kill you."
"I think not."
Gollom, too, whips out a blaster rifile. They begin to shoot every which way, and to dodge bullets, like Neo in The Matrix. Smeagol makes his way towards the paper, grabs it, and, before he runs off, claims:
"I am Yoda. You are foolissh to try to kill me. I am the most powerful Jedi."
He turns to leave, than stops.
"Oh, one more thing - I, and the rest of the Jedi council would appreciate it if you would join the fan club."
Without another word, he turns and runs away at top speed. (estimated at around 60 mph.)
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O.K. I might not think this is too funny, but you might. please - I beg you - PLEASE review!!
SupergirlKK
Chapter 6 - Fresh Shot Bullets, Anyone?
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Gollum, as old as he was, was still able to dive down extreamly far. He was spending a pretty day alone skinny-dipping. He always enjoyed doing this, being the strange creature he was and still is. He was always eager to add to his collection of fish skeletens, too. This is what he was doing on this particular day. All was going well until he heard a horse in the distance, and saw it comeing closer and closer.
"Pardon me, but would you happen to be Gollum, or Smeagol?"
"Yessss, and I wissssh I had the precioussss, so that I could rid myself of you."
answered a wispery voice.
"Fine. The invatation will go to the ghost of your old friend, Deagol."
"NO! MINE! The paper issss mine. All mine."
With that, the creature leaped out of the shadows in which he was hiding, and attacked the messenger, threw off his cloak, and whipped out a blaster rifele.
"You shall not harm me, little being. I, Han Solo, can easily kill you."
"I think not."
Gollom, too, whips out a blaster rifile. They begin to shoot every which way, and to dodge bullets, like Neo in The Matrix. Smeagol makes his way towards the paper, grabs it, and, before he runs off, claims:
"I am Yoda. You are foolissh to try to kill me. I am the most powerful Jedi."
He turns to leave, than stops.
"Oh, one more thing - I, and the rest of the Jedi council would appreciate it if you would join the fan club."
Without another word, he turns and runs away at top speed. (estimated at around 60 mph.)
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O.K. I might not think this is too funny, but you might. please - I beg you - PLEASE review!!
SupergirlKK