Piccolo Is A Saiyan?!?!
Author's Note: This chapter involves leather. if you do not approve of leather pretend it is vinyl that seems like leather. Also there is some sly trickery going on and Lucia's Theme comes back (I messed it up a little last time). If you are a Yamcha fan, sorry. I liked him in Dragonball and even in some of Z, but it's just so easy to make him a jerk. Oh and a gigantic puffily thanks to Piccolosdragon! She made a wonderful picture of Piccolo-saiyan. You can view it at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/piccolosaiyan.jpg
She also did a good picture of Sasha with Baby Trunks. You can view this one at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/sasha.jpg
On with the next chapter!
"OH! That looks so WONDERFUL!" Bulma squeals.
Piccolo sweat-drops as he is paraded in front of Sasha. Then he sees Sasha just as embarrassed in the same leather pants and jacket.
"You two look so cute!" Bulma takes out a camera.
"Oh Kami, she's going to take a picture." Sasha ducks behind Piccolo.
Piccolo yanks her out from behind him. "If I'm going down, you are too."
Piccolo takes this moment to look at her outfit. Black leather jacket… nothing under it… that he can tell. Her cleavage is showing. And those tight leather pants… what he thought looked dorky on him… looks great on her.
Sasha looks at Piccolo. His leather jacket open and a tight white t-shirt is under it. His firm buttocks is accentuated by the tight leather pants. Kami, he is gorgeous.
Chapter Five: Devious Plans
Bulma takes a picture of the two and then looks at it. Perfect. They both are standing, ogling each other. Bulma grins maniacally and pockets the picture. They didn't even realize she took it. She puts away the camera.
"Oh I guess I won't take one."
Both heads turn to her. "Good."
"You two look wonderful."
Piccolo shrugs. "I think it is stupid. It may be ok for a woman…"
"Are you kidding? I look so stupid! It's good on you!" Sasha shouts.
Piccolo raises an eyebrow. "Whatever, woman."
"Woman…" Sasha storms off. "You've been hanging out with Vegeta too long."
Piccolo runs a hand through his hair and looks suspiciously at the smiling blue-haired woman.
"So… Piccolo…"
"Don't start." Piccolo walks away.
Bulma pulls out the picture. "Fine. If you won't admit it, I'll just have to pull a few strings."
Sasha picks up Trunks, who is crying. "Shhh… what do you want?"
Sasha begins to sing.
"When I was alone as one, my eyes were as blind, I know.
Sky brilliant with blue elegance, I couldn't behold.
When I was alone as one, my heart was as ice, so cold.
Wind whispering sweet melodies, I could not behold.
Sight to my eyes and warmth to my heart, your love has been such to me.
Pull closer now and strengthen my leaning, toward love to heal all my wounds.
When our hearts both beat in time, there's magic in your smile.
It seems there's nothing we can't do.
And within your warm embrace, my heart will find a place.
Even from afar, our love forever shall be destiny."
Trunks falls asleep and Sasha puts the boy in his crib.
Sasha exits the room and turns right into Piccolo's chest.
Piccolo steadies her. "Sorry." He grunts and goes to his room.
Sasha blushes and then quickly retreats to her room. 'Damn him. Spying on me. Kami, he probably knows! He probably knows everything!'
'Women.' Piccolo leans against the doorframe. He looks at the mirror. He's sweating. 'What has she done to me? I can barely control myself.'
Piccolo wipes the sweat and images of the red-haired woman comes to his mind. 'Sasha… such a seductress… I got to get out of this damn leather clothing.'
"Hey Piccolo! Gohan's here to see you!" Bulma's voice which would have usually killed the poor Namek's ears, reaches him as just another shout.
"Damn." Piccolo mumbles. (A very frustrated Saiyan, he is!)
Piccolo walks down stairs to greet the boy. Gohan looks at his mentor and then Sasha.
"Are you two getting married?" Gohan asks innocently chibily.
Sasha chokes on the tea she was drinking and finally spits it out. "WHAT?!?!"
"Where did you get that idea?" Piccolo asks trying to conceal his true emotions that are driving him crazy.
"Well, you two have the same outfit and I dunno… I just sensed it." Gohan shrugs.
Sasha brushes her bangs from her face and she quickly changes the subject. "Where's Trunks?"
"Uh…. He didn't want to come."
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Meanwhile, said Trunks is training. When a certain silly human male flies up.
"Hey Trunks!"
"Uh, hello Yamcha… should you be flying with your injury?" Trunks looks at the man's cast.
"I had to come tell you what I saw! It just made me so angry!" Yamcha begins stomping around, like a nut.
"Uh, ok." Trunks powers down and looks at the older man.
"Look… I shouldn't even be telling you this, but he is your father."
That peaks Trunks' curiosity. "What about my father?"
"He's with Sasha… I mean with in the biblical sense…" Yamcha's face is red. "How could he do such a thing to Bulma?"
Trunks, immediately doesn't believe Yamcha, "Sasha and my father? You've got to be kidding."
"I'm not! Go to Sasha's room tonight… you'll see!" Yamcha flies off like a bat out of hell. Yamcha has a maniacal smile on. 'Now for the second part.'
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"Gohan!" Piccolo shouts at the boy once he got him alone. "What were you thinking?"
"I thought you had a girlfriend. Sasha's really nice and pretty strong, too."
"Gohan, I may be a Saiyan, now, but don't think I think differently about women."
"Yes, Mr. Piccolo."
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Yamcha comes flying up to Vegeta who is doing push-ups.
Vegeta looks up, smirking. "Look who's up and about."
"Yeah, well, Sasha has some abnormal strength and I swear her eyes went blue!"
Vegeta gets interested. "Blue, you say?"
"Cold… empty… she said I should have stayed away. I got too close and now she had to take care of me. I yelled to alert everyone." Yamcha inwardly snickers at his cleverness of lying.
"Hm… no excuses, petty human." Vegeta goes back to push-ups.
"She's got power and I can't sense her… can you? Nothing not even a small power-level." Yamcha tries to stay all serious.
'True… I always suspected she was hiding something… I guess I should have a discussion with her later.' Vegeta looks up to Yamcha. "You suspect her of something? Maybe she's an android." Vegeta teases Yamcha. "Maybe she's an alien that came just to break your arm and be a babysitter."
"Maybe she's just trying to get close to the strongest warrior in the universe through his son." Yamcha walks off with a huge smile on his face. 'This is too easy.'
****Uh-oh. Yamcha and Bulma are planning to stick their noses places they don't belong. Will Vegeta fall into the trap set for him? Will Bulma get Sasha and Piccolo together?****
Author's Note: This chapter involves leather. if you do not approve of leather pretend it is vinyl that seems like leather. Also there is some sly trickery going on and Lucia's Theme comes back (I messed it up a little last time). If you are a Yamcha fan, sorry. I liked him in Dragonball and even in some of Z, but it's just so easy to make him a jerk. Oh and a gigantic puffily thanks to Piccolosdragon! She made a wonderful picture of Piccolo-saiyan. You can view it at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/piccolosaiyan.jpg
She also did a good picture of Sasha with Baby Trunks. You can view this one at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/sasha.jpg
On with the next chapter!
"OH! That looks so WONDERFUL!" Bulma squeals.
Piccolo sweat-drops as he is paraded in front of Sasha. Then he sees Sasha just as embarrassed in the same leather pants and jacket.
"You two look so cute!" Bulma takes out a camera.
"Oh Kami, she's going to take a picture." Sasha ducks behind Piccolo.
Piccolo yanks her out from behind him. "If I'm going down, you are too."
Piccolo takes this moment to look at her outfit. Black leather jacket… nothing under it… that he can tell. Her cleavage is showing. And those tight leather pants… what he thought looked dorky on him… looks great on her.
Sasha looks at Piccolo. His leather jacket open and a tight white t-shirt is under it. His firm buttocks is accentuated by the tight leather pants. Kami, he is gorgeous.
Chapter Five: Devious Plans
Bulma takes a picture of the two and then looks at it. Perfect. They both are standing, ogling each other. Bulma grins maniacally and pockets the picture. They didn't even realize she took it. She puts away the camera.
"Oh I guess I won't take one."
Both heads turn to her. "Good."
"You two look wonderful."
Piccolo shrugs. "I think it is stupid. It may be ok for a woman…"
"Are you kidding? I look so stupid! It's good on you!" Sasha shouts.
Piccolo raises an eyebrow. "Whatever, woman."
"Woman…" Sasha storms off. "You've been hanging out with Vegeta too long."
Piccolo runs a hand through his hair and looks suspiciously at the smiling blue-haired woman.
"So… Piccolo…"
"Don't start." Piccolo walks away.
Bulma pulls out the picture. "Fine. If you won't admit it, I'll just have to pull a few strings."
Sasha picks up Trunks, who is crying. "Shhh… what do you want?"
Sasha begins to sing.
"When I was alone as one, my eyes were as blind, I know.
Sky brilliant with blue elegance, I couldn't behold.
When I was alone as one, my heart was as ice, so cold.
Wind whispering sweet melodies, I could not behold.
Sight to my eyes and warmth to my heart, your love has been such to me.
Pull closer now and strengthen my leaning, toward love to heal all my wounds.
When our hearts both beat in time, there's magic in your smile.
It seems there's nothing we can't do.
And within your warm embrace, my heart will find a place.
Even from afar, our love forever shall be destiny."
Trunks falls asleep and Sasha puts the boy in his crib.
Sasha exits the room and turns right into Piccolo's chest.
Piccolo steadies her. "Sorry." He grunts and goes to his room.
Sasha blushes and then quickly retreats to her room. 'Damn him. Spying on me. Kami, he probably knows! He probably knows everything!'
'Women.' Piccolo leans against the doorframe. He looks at the mirror. He's sweating. 'What has she done to me? I can barely control myself.'
Piccolo wipes the sweat and images of the red-haired woman comes to his mind. 'Sasha… such a seductress… I got to get out of this damn leather clothing.'
"Hey Piccolo! Gohan's here to see you!" Bulma's voice which would have usually killed the poor Namek's ears, reaches him as just another shout.
"Damn." Piccolo mumbles. (A very frustrated Saiyan, he is!)
Piccolo walks down stairs to greet the boy. Gohan looks at his mentor and then Sasha.
"Are you two getting married?" Gohan asks innocently chibily.
Sasha chokes on the tea she was drinking and finally spits it out. "WHAT?!?!"
"Where did you get that idea?" Piccolo asks trying to conceal his true emotions that are driving him crazy.
"Well, you two have the same outfit and I dunno… I just sensed it." Gohan shrugs.
Sasha brushes her bangs from her face and she quickly changes the subject. "Where's Trunks?"
"Uh…. He didn't want to come."
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Meanwhile, said Trunks is training. When a certain silly human male flies up.
"Hey Trunks!"
"Uh, hello Yamcha… should you be flying with your injury?" Trunks looks at the man's cast.
"I had to come tell you what I saw! It just made me so angry!" Yamcha begins stomping around, like a nut.
"Uh, ok." Trunks powers down and looks at the older man.
"Look… I shouldn't even be telling you this, but he is your father."
That peaks Trunks' curiosity. "What about my father?"
"He's with Sasha… I mean with in the biblical sense…" Yamcha's face is red. "How could he do such a thing to Bulma?"
Trunks, immediately doesn't believe Yamcha, "Sasha and my father? You've got to be kidding."
"I'm not! Go to Sasha's room tonight… you'll see!" Yamcha flies off like a bat out of hell. Yamcha has a maniacal smile on. 'Now for the second part.'
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"Gohan!" Piccolo shouts at the boy once he got him alone. "What were you thinking?"
"I thought you had a girlfriend. Sasha's really nice and pretty strong, too."
"Gohan, I may be a Saiyan, now, but don't think I think differently about women."
"Yes, Mr. Piccolo."
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Yamcha comes flying up to Vegeta who is doing push-ups.
Vegeta looks up, smirking. "Look who's up and about."
"Yeah, well, Sasha has some abnormal strength and I swear her eyes went blue!"
Vegeta gets interested. "Blue, you say?"
"Cold… empty… she said I should have stayed away. I got too close and now she had to take care of me. I yelled to alert everyone." Yamcha inwardly snickers at his cleverness of lying.
"Hm… no excuses, petty human." Vegeta goes back to push-ups.
"She's got power and I can't sense her… can you? Nothing not even a small power-level." Yamcha tries to stay all serious.
'True… I always suspected she was hiding something… I guess I should have a discussion with her later.' Vegeta looks up to Yamcha. "You suspect her of something? Maybe she's an android." Vegeta teases Yamcha. "Maybe she's an alien that came just to break your arm and be a babysitter."
"Maybe she's just trying to get close to the strongest warrior in the universe through his son." Yamcha walks off with a huge smile on his face. 'This is too easy.'
****Uh-oh. Yamcha and Bulma are planning to stick their noses places they don't belong. Will Vegeta fall into the trap set for him? Will Bulma get Sasha and Piccolo together?****