Piccolo Is A Saiyan?!?!

Author's Note: Well... just what is going to come from Yamcha's plan. There is sexual suggestions in this chapter and Yamcha is being a jerk again. I know you guys are all confused. You can view it at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/piccolosaiyan.jpg

She also did a good picture of Sasha with Baby Trunks. You can view this one at http://members.aol.com/ZelAndPicFreak/sasha.jpg

Check it out! Now on with the next exciting chapter!





Sasha lies down to sleep, rubbing her sleepy eyes. She is wearing a black silk nightgown. Her red hair is flowing down around her waist.

"I have to talk to you, woman." A gruff voice startles Sasha awake.

"Oh, it's you." Sasha calms back down. "What is it?"

"I have questions that I want answered."

"What questions?"

Vegeta comes out of the shadows. "Who are you?"




Chapter Six: Father and Son


Sasha chuckles. "You woke me for that?"

"I want answers, not questions."

"I'm Sasha. The one who has been watching your kid for the past three months."

"Your strength?"

Sasha sighs. "I told you I was born with it."

"You lie." Vegeta holds Sasha down by wrapping one hand around her neck.

"Release me." Sasha wraps both her hands around his wrist.

"Not a chance." Vegeta scoffs.

Sasha flips Vegeta over onto the bed and straddles his chest, with her hand on his throat.

"Sasha… who are you?"

Vegeta struggles against her grasp, which of course cause strange struggling noises that could be interpreted else wise. Sasha holds him fast to the bed. Vegeta powers up and Sasha keeps her hand firm.

Piccolo sensing Vegeta's rise in power goes into Sasha's room. Vegeta's hands have found their way to Sasha's waist trying to pry her off off him.

It made a very compromising scene. And that compromising scene enraged Piccolo and a certain Saiyan spying through the window.

"Dammit woman." Vegeta goes Super Saiyan.

Sasha looks at Piccolo as he goes Super Saiyan. "Piccolo?" Then her attention goes to the Super Saiyan outside the window. "Trunks?"

"… this… cannot… look… good." Vegeta mumbles.

Sasha quickly stands. "Piccolo… it's not necessary…"

Trunks busts through the window. "How could you do that to mom!?!?"

"Do what?" Vegeta gets into a defensive stance. "What do you think we were doing?"

"I think you were about to-"

"WHAT THE HELL?!?! Where would you get that idea?" Sasha shouts, getting very angry. "I wouldn't sleep with Vegeta! We were having an argument and he was testing how strong I was!"

Vegeta just smirks.

Sasha smacks him upside the head. "Fine. Be a man. You guys go ahead and duke it out over nothing." Sasha storms out past Piccolo.

Piccolo looks back as Sasha storms past. Follow her or pound Vegeta's face in…. Piccolo looks at the determined young man and tells himself it is his duty. Piccolo powers down and turns on his heel to follow Sasha.

Meanwhile, the demi-Saiyan goes after his father, who wanted to take things outside.

"Sasha, stop running away from me." Piccolo grabs the woman by the shoulders.

"Please… Piccolo… I can't believe you would think that of me." Sasha stops and allows the Saiyan to grip her shoulders.

"What am I supposed to think? I hear various groaning and grunting noises next door and then I go and see you on top of him."

"He was testing my strength!" Sasha leans back against Piccolo. "Do you really think I would sleep with the father of the kid I am paid to watch! What kind of person do you think I am?"

"I have no idea."

"And why do you care? It's my business." Sasha turns around.

Piccolo's face is betraying him. He looks at her with concern. "I didn't feel Vegeta was right for you."

"Alright. Well, I don't feel he is, either."

"I believe you, but you are hiding so much and it's going to get you in trouble. Anyways I think I know what is going on."

"Oh, my all-knowing one… what is that?" Sasha allows worry to sneak in her voice.

"Yamcha." Piccolo states simply. "He has been snooping around."

"Yamcha… of course. Pitting father and son against each other… you were just the bonus… I have to fix this." Sasha rushes outside.

"Bastard!" Trunks shouts at his father.

Vegeta chuckles. "You are the bastard, son. Or did you forget?"

"Stop it, Trunks!" Sasha grabs Trunks. "I swear to you with every piece of my heart, your father and I were fighting. We have no feelings for each other."

Vegeta smirks.

Trunks looks in Sasha's green eyes. "I…"

"This is Yamcha's idea of a sick joke!" Sasha looks around and points to the gravity pod. "He's right behind there, waiting for you two to kill each other. Which looks like you are very close to doing." Sasha wipes the blood from Trunks' lip.

Vegeta appears behind Yamcha and grabs him up. "Give me one reason I shouldn't kill you."

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE?" Bulma screeches.

"Ok. Vegeta drop Yamcha. Trunks go with Bulma, get fixed up. Piccolo take Yamcha. Vegeta explain it to Bulma."

"Who do you think you are?" Vegeta quips. "He dares to cross me. I get to deal with him."

"Trunks… go inside with your mother." Sasha says through clenched teeth.

Trunks and Bulma go inside.

"Vegeta, I have a right to name his punishment." Sasha folds her arms and glares at Yamcha.

"I do too." Vegeta tosses Yamcha hard into the ground.

"So do I." Piccolo folds his arms.

"Alright. So what do we do with him?"

Yamcha looks to Sasha, fear in his eyes.

"Let him go." Sasha says stoically. "He's beat. You two may not be compassionate but Yamcha is… was your friend. And I won't let you hurt him. Yamcha, I recommend you make yourself scarce… quickly."

Yamcha breathes a sigh of relief and quickly flies off.

Vegeta looks at Sasha confused.

"If he comes back, remove the only thing that makes him a man." Sasha flings her hair over her shoulder and quickly goes to her room.

Vegeta smirks. "I knew she wasn't soft."

Piccolo glances at Vegeta. "She's softer than you think. Do you really think she would let you castrate Yamcha?"

Vegeta chuckles. "I believe she meant it. She was enraged that Yamcha would make her look like a whore. She did break his arm."

"I don't know what to make of her." Piccolo sighs. "I just don't know anymore."

"Poor Namek… all confused." Vegeta goes to train still laughing.

"That is the perfect description of me." Piccolo sighs, and is finally inspired to go meditate under his tree, with a certain woman watching him from her window.


****Yamcha is gone... hopefully for good. Sasha has some strange power is she can hold down a Super Saiyan. What about Bulma? Just what is Bulma's plan for Sasha and Piccolo? Can Bulma play cupid?****