Hi, guys! Well, I am sad to announce that things are not going very well for this fanfiction and I am thinking of updating it not as often as I do now, unless I get more reviews of course! I don't ask for much, maybe 5 for each chapter, or so. Sequel not doing as well as the original crossover and I am really disappointed: not in you guys, but in myself. I noticed only 3 or 4 people reviewing it: my dearest Aidenn-chan, Jaye, Tenshi no Nozomi and Duo's Tenshi. Thank you guys! I appreciate your reviews very much! But it would be much easier for me to just send the chapters to those few people who read this and want updates. I really don't want to bug my editor Usa-chan every week to work with me on this story which doesn't get any reviews, her work is not appreciated and I feel really bad about it.

Ok, on with the chapter, I wasn't happy with some parts and almost deleted the whole thing but Usa-chan made me keep it. Blame it on her. I am still not happy with this chapter.

Trigun and Sailor Moon do not belong to me.



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Usagi sneaked inside her house almost unnoticed. Her family in the living room was deeply concentrating on the new TV series. She walked into the kitchen, grabbed her cold dinner from the refrigerator and took it with her upstairs to the bedroom.

That's when a little pink monster that was invading her house for a good three months or more announced Usagi's arrival to the whole family: "Geez! Look who decided to finally show up! Do you know what time it is, Usagi- baka?"

Usagi froze in fear with a cold peace of chicken in her mouth.

Ikiko hurriedly came to Usagi's rescue, friendly winking at her daughter: "Oh, hello, sweetheart, how did your study session with Amy go?"

Chicken fell off Usagi's mouth: "Thanks a lot Mom! I am on the summer break!"

"Oh, Dear, I forgot!" Ikiko covered her mouth with her hand and sneaked a glance at her husband who was busy watching TV. Mrs. Tsukino motioned to Usagi to follow her to the kitchen. "I don't think he heard us. He is not mad at you anyway, because Mamoru and the girls called at least 3 times today and Dad figured out that you spend the day with someone else, he doesn't really care who it is as long as it not Mamoru!"

Usagi snorted. "Gosh, he really hates him so much? What if I was out with another guy?"

"Were you?" Ikiko was more than surprised to see her daughter slightly blush.

"What other guy will want to hand out with the baka like her!" Chibi-Usa got on the seat in front of Usagi and stuck her tongue out at the older girl. "I don't understand how Mamo-chan can go out with you! You are so annoying and childish!"

Usagi suddenly felt very tired. "Mom, can I go to bed? I can't keep my eyes open anymore"

Ikiko looked at her daughter with worry. "You look exhausted, Usagi, go to bed right away."

Even though Usagi was tired she tossed and turned all night. She had this feeling of desperation and loneliness and woke up few times covered in sweat. She let the sigh of relieve when she saw that her clock was showing a reasonable time to get up - 7 in the morning. She took a quick shower and ran downstairs kissing on the way her mother who was standing in the kitchen in shock. "Usagi? Are you ok, dear?"

"Yeah, mom, I am fine! And where you do keep your bus schedule? I want to visit my friends who leave out of town, I'll be back for lunch".

When Usagi got off the bus she was practically running to Haruka and Michuru's house.

About few feet away from the house she slowed down and took in a big breath. She suddenly felt much better. "Maybe it's because I am out of town, air is so fresh here."

Maybe there was another reason, but Usagi didn't want to think about it.

Haruka stumbled from the bedroom when she heard a front door bell. She pulled on her robe and went downstairs. Tall blond opened the door and blinked a few times thinking that she was probably still dreaming. Usagi Tsukino was patiently standing there and waiting for Haruka to invite her in. Haruka closed the door slapped herself in the face a few times and then opened the door again. "Hello there! You really look a lot like one of my friends, but you can't be her because it's Sunday and eight o'clock in the morning."

Usagi pouted. "You are so mean, Haruka-san!"

Haruka led a small blond in the living room and laughed: "And you are so much fun to tease, Koneko! By the way, I think your new boyfriend is still asleep, so you will have to wait for a while!"

Usagi flushed and tried to hit Haruka with the light package she held in her hand. Paper tore open and a small plastic bag filled with doughnuts fell on the floor.

Haruka lifted the sweets up and grinned at Usagi: "Aw! You brought him a present, how cute!"

Usagi let out a loud wail and started chasing Haruka around the room, trying to catch the taller blond. Her socks slipped on the hardwood floor and she went flying bringing down with her Vash who was on his way out from the bathroom.

Haruka covered her ears with both hands when she heard a loud crush and a mild swearing.

Michiru set the kettle on the stove. She moved around the kitchen yawning and bumping into things and Haruka. Tall blond nervously tapped her foot on the floor watching Vash and Usagi fighting for the last doughnut.

"Michi? What are we going to do with our tickets to the opera tonight? I don't think you would want to miss the show."

"We are not going to miss the show, Haruka. We will just have to bring the young man with us. How bad is it going to be? He seems normal to me, I don't understand why Setsuna was so frustrated with him."

Usagi overheard the last part of the conversation and jumped off her seat leaving the last doughnut on Vash's mercy. " Where are you guys going tonight? I could come over to stay with Vash if you want."

"I know you could." Haruka grinned. -"But I am afraid your are coming too. Michiru was able to get a few passes."

Usagi's eye twitched. She wasn't a really big opera fan.

Michiru noticed blonde's expression and smiled. "Mamoru picked up your tickets last night and I think the girls are going too."

Vash hardly listened to the conversation; his mind concentrating on the dream he had the night before. It was like a part from the play written by a maniac with the sick sense of humor. He found himself sitting on the floor in some sort of castle. Right in front of him was his brother Knives in the purple dress with the long red wig on his head. Below, Wolfwood dressed as a medieval prince was kneeling down in front of the Vash's evil twin who was maniacally laughing. Vash slapped himself in the face but illusion wouldn't go away. Then Wolfwood got up from his kneeling position and prepared to attack Vash with his sword following Knives' commands like a zombie. Vash was frantically looking for something on the floor to protect himself and then realized that he was wearing a short skirt and the red boots. He woke up from his own terrified screaming and ran to the bathroom to check if his clothes were still there. He let out a sigh of relieve when he found his pants and shirt neatly folded on the dryer.

"Vash! Vash! Hello!" Haruka snapped her fingers in front of the outlaw's face.

Michiru glared at the blond and continued. "Back to what I was saying, we will have to take you with us to the opera, Vash, because Setsuna personally asked us to keep a close eye on you. The only problem is that Haruka's clothes are too small for you and you can't come in whatever you are wearing now." Michiru lightly blushed. "Well, we can take you to the mall…"

"Nah" Interrupted Haruka stuffing her mouth with the last doughnut." We'll just pick up something for him at the second hand store, no big deal"

"Haruka!" Michiru was scandalized. "You know we can't show up at the opera with the man who is dressed up from the garbage can!"

Vash sniffed. "As long as it's a man's clothes I don't care!"

"Should I call Mamoru-san? They are about the same height." Suggested Michiru.

Haruka snorted. "Oh, please, Michi! Mamoru has the most horrible taste in clothes! We'll find better stuff in the second hand store!"

Michiru dangerously bared her perfect teeth and Haruka moved at the very end of the sofa.

Thankfully before anything happened Usagi thought of something. "Hey, I have a friend, who is a fashion designer, I am sure he would let Vash borrow some of the clothes he is using for his fashion shows!" (*SM Supers Episode 140)

Haruka dropped Vash and Usagi off at Usui Yoshiki's office. Fashion designer was more then impressed with Vash's build and height and even offered him a job to be his male model.

Usagi sadly looked Yoshiki "Oh, no! I am sorry, he won't be here for long, he is just visiting."

Designer winked at Usagi " Are you going to wear the wedding dress that I designed for the wedding with him?"

"Iiieeee!" Usagi turned a color of the ripe tomato. She was thankful though that Vash was paying a lot of attention to the female models and missed that embarrassing part of her conversation with Usui Yoshiki.

After a made up lie that Vash lost his luggage with all the clothes when he was travelling to Japan the most famous Tokyo designer gave plenty of fashion outfits to a blond outlaw and even offered Vash to keep them.

Haruka peeked in the huge bag of clothing and elbowed Usagi. "Maybe after Vash is gone you can offer it to you boyfriend, he is in desperate need of change in his wardrobe!"

Usagi stuck her tongue out at the Outer Senshi and climbed to join Vash in the back seat of Haruka's car.