Disclaimer: No, I don't own Animal Crossing or anything other than this
story, well, I think I own this story.
Animal X-ing
A/N: Sure the title is bad and the story will probably be worse. I will be writing in script. I will have A LOT of daydreams. That's what's supposed to make it funny most of the time. If you're unhappy with any of my decisions, or happy in that case, please review and, unless you say not to or aren't an author, I will advertise your work! Also, I'm going to name the Mike for the main character, it's not my name so let it be known. So here's "Animal X-ing":
IMPORTANT: Before you read this story you must know that when you read "FLASH", it means the character is switching between day dreaming and the real world or vice versa.
Our story starts with a teen-aged boy waiting in line at a train station. He was the only one there except a stray cat that was staring at him. It looked pretty beat-up.
Mike thinking: What a weird train station. No attendants. Maybe this train is free and you just get on when it comes. Well at least I'm moving away from my parents.
A couple minutes later.
Mike has fallen asleep standing up. A distant train bell woke him up.
Mike: BEVERS AND DUCKS! I mean, good the train is finally here.
The train pulls up and to Mike's surprise, an organ grinder's monkey is handing him a ticket and holding out a cup to put money into.
Mike: Oooooooookay.
FLASH (day dream)!
Mario walks out of the train.
Mario: Why you no pay-a my monkey? Don't you-a want to ride the train? GIVE ME A MUSHROOM!
FLASH (real life)!
Fearful of the mushroom-addicted Mario, he paid the toll and got in the train. All of a sudden the Monkey became Mike's height and turned all cartoony. He was shocked and turned around. The stray cat that was staring at him before was now also standing up right, his height, and cartoony.
Mike: WHAT THE beep!
FLASH!
Mike's metaphorical brain nuclear power plant worker (Bob): Meltdown! Turn him off and let cool for a while.
FLASH!
Monkey: What, it's like you've never been on an animal train.
Mike fainted and collapsed on the ground.
Monkey: Great, another human who fainted and I have to drag to his seat. That's just what I need! = (
Half an hour later.
Mike is just waking up to find himself on a train chair only to see a tall cartoony boar sitting in back.
Mike: Oh great.
Mike is about to faint.
FLASH!
Bob: Oh no you don't!
Bob hits a button to release a couple tons of water on the brain core.
FLASH!
Mike: I got to pee. = (
FLASH!
The Hover dam bursts. The Niagara Falls over flow. Erosion from the Nile River causes its cataracts to bust causing an over flow of water. A twister goes over a great lake and makes a water cyclone. Old footage from the "Abyss" DVD of the giant tidal wave begins to play.
FLASH!
Mike: Erk!
About that time, the cat from the alley walked up to Mike.
(A/N: Nothing will have the exact same speech as in the video game, and if it does, then it was by accident. This way I won't be sued.)
FLASH!
Bob: Aw beep! Please don't tell me he's going to faint again! That's it! I'm talking to Sam in the fear department to stop causing meltdowns for every animal Mike sees!
FLASH!
Cat (I'm not sure of its name so it'll just be Cat until somebody reviews with the name.): Do mind if I sit here.
Mike (Still kind of woozy from almost fainting.): Uh, sure, whatever.
Cat: Wowwowwowwowwow! It'srealygreatthattherearestillsomenicepeopleontrains! Wowwowwowwowwowwowwow! What'syournamewhat'syournameWHAT'SYOURNAME!?
Mike: Will you shut-up if I tell you my name?
Cat: YesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesYES!
Mike: OKAY! It's Mike.
Cat: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaHA! That'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdTHAT'SWEIRD! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaHA!
Mike: HEY, YOU SAID YOU'D SHUT-UP!
Cat: WhereareyougoingwhereareyougoingwhereareyougoingWHEREAREYOUGOING!?
Mike: ANIMAL TOWN! SHUT THE beep UP!
Cat: Doyouknowwhereyou'regoingtolivedoyouknowwhereyou'regoingtolivedoyouknowwhere you'regoingtoliveDOYOUKNOWWHEREYOU'REGOINGTOLIVE!?
Mike: NO, SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cat: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha! Youdon'tknowwhereyou'regoingtoliveyoudon'tknowwhereyou'regoingtoliveYOUDON'T KNOWWHEREYOU'REGOINGTOLIVE!? IhaveafriendIcantalktoaboutyougettingahomeIhaveafriendIcantalktoaboutyougett ingahomeIHAVEAFRIENDICANTALKTOABOUTYOUGETTINGAHOME! JustaminutejustaminutejustaminuteJUSTAMINUTE!
The cat thing got up and walked to the little room thing at the back of the train and called someone.
Mike thinking: For the love of god PLEASE say he's not calling Navi or whatever it's name is. I have enough with the cat.
FLASH!
The cat walks out of the booth followed by 99999999999999999999999999 Navis.
Cat: HerearemyfriendsherearemyfriendsherearemyfriendsHEREAREMYFRIENDS!
The infinite Navi: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi !
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FLASH!
All of a sudden, Mike snaps out of his daydream only to be confronted by a concerned Cat only mere inches away from his on face.
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The force of the yell propelled Cat right in to the boar. This turned out all right seeing how it didn't wake the sleeping boar and it gave cat a puncture wound in the butt.
Cat: Ouch!
Cat gets shot through the roof in the classical movement that rips off many a cartoon. Just then, the back door opens and none other than Simdork the author appears.
Disembodied Voices: Laaaaa!
Simdork the author: Yeah, I'm here 'cause A/N get sort of boring, so I decided to show-up in person. Isn't this cool!
Mike: Okay, you're not so great, so just get on with the announcements!
Simdork: Oh fine. Being told what to do by my on character, boy have I reached an all time low! Okay, I just wanted to say, no Animal Crossing fan fiction author could go without giving Cat a puncture wound.
Mike: True, but leave. This is my territory!
Simdork mumbles while walking back out of the story through the back door.
Disembodied Voice (DV) #1: Well, what should we do now?
D.V. #2: My brother ???, is a ghost in the fan fiction Luigi's Tent, we can go live with him. We can pretend we're all ghosts but never show ourselves.
All D.V. s except for 2: Yeah, okay.
All the disembodied voices leave some how.
Mike: What scares me is that wasn't a daydream.
Cat: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
CRASH (Not to be confused with FLASH!)!
Cat broke through the roof and fell back into his seat.
A/N: Another thing no Animal Crossing fan fic should be with out. Cat falling flat on his face! (
Cat in a really deep voice: Mother of beep! Stupid son of a beep!
And Cat continues to spit out profanity.
Cat: ^$##$&%$#@$!$*$*&(%*&$#$(**(&$$#@$*(!!!!!!!!!
Mike: OKAY, I'M GOING TO ANIMAL TOWN! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Cat back in his annoying high pitch voice: Oops. Kinda got carried away, hee hee. Thanks for telling me about yourself. I gotta go.
Cat stubs his toe and the stream of profanity continues until he's well into the second car over.
Mike: Ooooookay.
Announcement on intercom: We will be arriving. oh, we're here. Never mind.
The train slows to a stop and Mike is overcome with the feeling to get up, then walk this way, and this way!
Mike quoting from Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: I feel it Eddy, like voodoo.
Eventually Mike ends up at the station.
Mike: Oh no! The world's still cartoony. I hope I don't look weird!
Porter monkey: Just take a look in this mirror.
The porter holds up a mirror to Mike.
Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
To be continued.
A/N: So how was that? Hopefully not to painful. I hope for many reviews seeing how the more reviews, the more chapters!
Animal X-ing
A/N: Sure the title is bad and the story will probably be worse. I will be writing in script. I will have A LOT of daydreams. That's what's supposed to make it funny most of the time. If you're unhappy with any of my decisions, or happy in that case, please review and, unless you say not to or aren't an author, I will advertise your work! Also, I'm going to name the Mike for the main character, it's not my name so let it be known. So here's "Animal X-ing":
IMPORTANT: Before you read this story you must know that when you read "FLASH", it means the character is switching between day dreaming and the real world or vice versa.
Our story starts with a teen-aged boy waiting in line at a train station. He was the only one there except a stray cat that was staring at him. It looked pretty beat-up.
Mike thinking: What a weird train station. No attendants. Maybe this train is free and you just get on when it comes. Well at least I'm moving away from my parents.
A couple minutes later.
Mike has fallen asleep standing up. A distant train bell woke him up.
Mike: BEVERS AND DUCKS! I mean, good the train is finally here.
The train pulls up and to Mike's surprise, an organ grinder's monkey is handing him a ticket and holding out a cup to put money into.
Mike: Oooooooookay.
FLASH (day dream)!
Mario walks out of the train.
Mario: Why you no pay-a my monkey? Don't you-a want to ride the train? GIVE ME A MUSHROOM!
FLASH (real life)!
Fearful of the mushroom-addicted Mario, he paid the toll and got in the train. All of a sudden the Monkey became Mike's height and turned all cartoony. He was shocked and turned around. The stray cat that was staring at him before was now also standing up right, his height, and cartoony.
Mike: WHAT THE beep!
FLASH!
Mike's metaphorical brain nuclear power plant worker (Bob): Meltdown! Turn him off and let cool for a while.
FLASH!
Monkey: What, it's like you've never been on an animal train.
Mike fainted and collapsed on the ground.
Monkey: Great, another human who fainted and I have to drag to his seat. That's just what I need! = (
Half an hour later.
Mike is just waking up to find himself on a train chair only to see a tall cartoony boar sitting in back.
Mike: Oh great.
Mike is about to faint.
FLASH!
Bob: Oh no you don't!
Bob hits a button to release a couple tons of water on the brain core.
FLASH!
Mike: I got to pee. = (
FLASH!
The Hover dam bursts. The Niagara Falls over flow. Erosion from the Nile River causes its cataracts to bust causing an over flow of water. A twister goes over a great lake and makes a water cyclone. Old footage from the "Abyss" DVD of the giant tidal wave begins to play.
FLASH!
Mike: Erk!
About that time, the cat from the alley walked up to Mike.
(A/N: Nothing will have the exact same speech as in the video game, and if it does, then it was by accident. This way I won't be sued.)
FLASH!
Bob: Aw beep! Please don't tell me he's going to faint again! That's it! I'm talking to Sam in the fear department to stop causing meltdowns for every animal Mike sees!
FLASH!
Cat (I'm not sure of its name so it'll just be Cat until somebody reviews with the name.): Do mind if I sit here.
Mike (Still kind of woozy from almost fainting.): Uh, sure, whatever.
Cat: Wowwowwowwowwow! It'srealygreatthattherearestillsomenicepeopleontrains! Wowwowwowwowwowwowwow! What'syournamewhat'syournameWHAT'SYOURNAME!?
Mike: Will you shut-up if I tell you my name?
Cat: YesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesYES!
Mike: OKAY! It's Mike.
Cat: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaHA! That'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdthat'sweirdTHAT'SWEIRD! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaHA!
Mike: HEY, YOU SAID YOU'D SHUT-UP!
Cat: WhereareyougoingwhereareyougoingwhereareyougoingWHEREAREYOUGOING!?
Mike: ANIMAL TOWN! SHUT THE beep UP!
Cat: Doyouknowwhereyou'regoingtolivedoyouknowwhereyou'regoingtolivedoyouknowwhere you'regoingtoliveDOYOUKNOWWHEREYOU'REGOINGTOLIVE!?
Mike: NO, SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cat: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha! Youdon'tknowwhereyou'regoingtoliveyoudon'tknowwhereyou'regoingtoliveYOUDON'T KNOWWHEREYOU'REGOINGTOLIVE!? IhaveafriendIcantalktoaboutyougettingahomeIhaveafriendIcantalktoaboutyougett ingahomeIHAVEAFRIENDICANTALKTOABOUTYOUGETTINGAHOME! JustaminutejustaminutejustaminuteJUSTAMINUTE!
The cat thing got up and walked to the little room thing at the back of the train and called someone.
Mike thinking: For the love of god PLEASE say he's not calling Navi or whatever it's name is. I have enough with the cat.
FLASH!
The cat walks out of the booth followed by 99999999999999999999999999 Navis.
Cat: HerearemyfriendsherearemyfriendsherearemyfriendsHEREAREMYFRIENDS!
The infinite Navi: Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi !
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FLASH!
All of a sudden, Mike snaps out of his daydream only to be confronted by a concerned Cat only mere inches away from his on face.
Mike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The force of the yell propelled Cat right in to the boar. This turned out all right seeing how it didn't wake the sleeping boar and it gave cat a puncture wound in the butt.
Cat: Ouch!
Cat gets shot through the roof in the classical movement that rips off many a cartoon. Just then, the back door opens and none other than Simdork the author appears.
Disembodied Voices: Laaaaa!
Simdork the author: Yeah, I'm here 'cause A/N get sort of boring, so I decided to show-up in person. Isn't this cool!
Mike: Okay, you're not so great, so just get on with the announcements!
Simdork: Oh fine. Being told what to do by my on character, boy have I reached an all time low! Okay, I just wanted to say, no Animal Crossing fan fiction author could go without giving Cat a puncture wound.
Mike: True, but leave. This is my territory!
Simdork mumbles while walking back out of the story through the back door.
Disembodied Voice (DV) #1: Well, what should we do now?
D.V. #2: My brother ???, is a ghost in the fan fiction Luigi's Tent, we can go live with him. We can pretend we're all ghosts but never show ourselves.
All D.V. s except for 2: Yeah, okay.
All the disembodied voices leave some how.
Mike: What scares me is that wasn't a daydream.
Cat: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
CRASH (Not to be confused with FLASH!)!
Cat broke through the roof and fell back into his seat.
A/N: Another thing no Animal Crossing fan fic should be with out. Cat falling flat on his face! (
Cat in a really deep voice: Mother of beep! Stupid son of a beep!
And Cat continues to spit out profanity.
Cat: ^$##$&%$#@$!$*$*&(%*&$#$(**(&$$#@$*(!!!!!!!!!
Mike: OKAY, I'M GOING TO ANIMAL TOWN! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Cat back in his annoying high pitch voice: Oops. Kinda got carried away, hee hee. Thanks for telling me about yourself. I gotta go.
Cat stubs his toe and the stream of profanity continues until he's well into the second car over.
Mike: Ooooookay.
Announcement on intercom: We will be arriving. oh, we're here. Never mind.
The train slows to a stop and Mike is overcome with the feeling to get up, then walk this way, and this way!
Mike quoting from Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: I feel it Eddy, like voodoo.
Eventually Mike ends up at the station.
Mike: Oh no! The world's still cartoony. I hope I don't look weird!
Porter monkey: Just take a look in this mirror.
The porter holds up a mirror to Mike.
Mike: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
To be continued.
A/N: So how was that? Hopefully not to painful. I hope for many reviews seeing how the more reviews, the more chapters!