Disclaimer: I don't own Animal Crossing. Heck, I don't even own the name
Mike! That's a friend's name. Oh well, he isn't like my friend.
A/N: First of all, I'm switching between X-ing and Xing. Which one do you, the readers, like? Second, I may or may not have the fifth or so chapter be I on the boat with the parrot and have the parrot kinda take the place of the ancient mariner in a Rime of the Ancient Mariner joke retell with Mike as the wedding guest making fun of the Parrot. Do like this idea. I probably will, but your input is important. Third, Sam, love interest, yes or no. Hey, she's the only other human unless I really need to add more. And as far as cross breeding goes, nonononononononononononononoNO! Any other ideas will be treated with respect (unless they're just plain weird). Just review them to me.
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There was only one signed reviewer for Animal X-ing this time. On the bright side, she's one of the greats (I'm not lying like last time, she's GOOD!)! Denerd has reviewed this lowly fan fic. Denerd is most proud of her humor and Rainbow Bright fan fics like the following:
Saturday Night at the Smasher's Local Pub Denerd gets a job as a bar tender at the pub (/bar) that the Super Smash Bros hang in. Just think of the possibilities when the Smashers get drunk! r+r You'll thank yourself!
Luigi's TENT After Luigi's Mansion all Luigi could get to live in was a tent, but as it turns out, THE TENT IS HAUNTED! You'll laugh, you'll scream, and uh, YOU'LL LAUGH! (A/N: Remember its cameo from chapter 1?) You like it. It likes you (A/N: Okay, THAT was scary.).
The Electro Kids A number of kids gain the power to control the unseeable colors. What happens when one enters Rainbow Land? (A/N: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn)
Shy Violet goes to Pallet Town A serious Pokemon/Rainbow Bright fan fic. Giovanni discovers the powers of Rainbows belt and attempts to use it for his own gain (A/N: Don't they all, stupid bad guys!).
Also, a special thank you to THP (Trigger Happy Partner) for allowing me to use Fang the dodongo as a townsperson.
Deep announcer's voice: AND NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, ANIMAL X-ING CHAPTER 2!
Animal X-ing Chapter 3
We join our hero (A/N: Kinda.) just after Tom Nook left him with the simple instructions to go to acre A-5.
Mike: Well, I could go ask the monkey at the station. What the heck (A/N: I hate censoring, but I should.).
Mike walks over to the Porter.
Mike: Could you tell me how to get to Nooks shop?
FLASH (A/N: I haven't had a good "FLASH!" in a while.)!
Porter (A/N: Please read this really fast.): Well, you go over to acre G- 575023748, answer the Sphinx's riddle, shoot the balloon that shows up just after you launch the space shuttle, then give the present tied to the balloon the Joe the Pig in acre P-57458793, but only if its Tuesday, next you cross the river and go through the woods, feed Edd these marshmallows, summarize all of Denerd's work in one sentence, recreate the war of 1812 with stick figures, then walk 28 miles, every fourth step you must change directions, if you end up at a small cottage and knock 4 times, continually making lower pitch noises, AND THERE WILL BE TOM NOOK HIMSELF!
Mike: uh, what?
FLASH!
Porter: I said, go over there and see for yourself on the map, I'm on break kid!
Mike: Yeah, okay.
Mike goes over to the map.
Mike: Okay, all I have to do is just keep walking that way.
So mike kept walking "that way" until he found his way to a dump (A/N: Not Nook's Crany, just a dump). It was completely empty.
FLASH!
A bunch of animal townspeople wearing green shirts with white peace signs on them ran up between Mike and the dump.
Townspeople: We believe in total recycling of all garbage.
The townspeople's eyes begin to glow red and their skin changed to a pale blue color as well as their shirts that change to red with an evil smiley face on them.
Townspeople in a really deep voice in unison: We hope you aren't going to through away anything that can be recycled.
FLASH!
Mike: Ahhhhhhhh! I mean I need to keep going this way.
Mike once again walked "that way" until he reached another dump (A/N: Okay, this one is Nook's Crany.).
Mike who saw Tom Nook looking out of the window: Who owns this dump!
Tom runs out while trying to pretend he didn't hear that last statement.
Tom: What took you so long?
Mike: Uh, I got malignant melanoma?
Tom: What?
Mike: Nothing.
Tom: So first come in to the store, but put these clothes on.
Tom hands Mike the Nook's Crany uniform.
Mike: You mind turning around or something?
Mike thinking to himself: Freaking fruitcake.
Tom: Oh yeah.
Tom runs back in the shop. And, after checking if Tom was looking out the window, Mike quickly changed and walked in.
The store was nothing but a run down shack with cruddy selection.
Mike: No superstore.
Tom: First, plant all these plants outside.
Mike: Whatever.
So Mike took the plants and simply planted them. Of course he didn't even try to do a good job. In fact, he tried to do a bad job, and oh yes, he did. Then he went back in.
Mike: Done, can I go home now?
Tom: Ha, what a jokester. Seeing how you've never talked to anyone else in this town, why don't you spread your funniness somewhere else, somewhere far away. And don't come back until you've met everyone!
So, Mike left to meet the townsfolk. The first person he met was Biscuit. Biscuit was a brown dog with black ears, white eyes without pupils, and wore a mop top.
Biscuit: Hello! Oh, I'm so nervous about meeting someone new, and hungry! I'm Biscuit, and you are?
Mike: I'm Mike.
Biscuit: Okay, see you later!
Next, Mike met a purple boar wearing some odd oriental clothes named Boris.
Boris: I'm mean, AAHHH! I'm the guy you see in your nightmares, AAHHH! Oh yeah, my name's Boris, AAHHH!
Mike: Yeah, that's great, just stay far, far, FAR away from me.
Boris: Bye, AAHHH!
Now to the bloated, egocentric elephant named Opal.
Opal: Hello, snort. Wow, you're ugly, snort. How did you get SO ugly, snort! You look like the not-elephant-man, snort. I'm Opal, snort. What's you're ugly name, snort?
Mike: I'm Mike. First of all, why do you keep snorting? Are you a crack head or something. Second, why are you saying that I am ugly when you're a fat, ugly elephant?
Opal: Well I've never, snort! I'm not a crack head, snort! And I've never said anything to say your ugly, snort! While we're on that subject, snort, you're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, snort!
Mike: Yeah, whatever Opal the ugly crack head.
Next on our safari of townspeople is Fang, the dodongo from THP (Trigger Happy Partner)'s fan fic "Stupid Contest".
Mike: What in the world is a Zelda character doing here?
Fang: The author rented me out for this fan fic so I could eventually maul and eat Tom Nook and Rover, hungry.
Mike: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Fang.
Fang: How did you know my name, hungry?
Mike: I saw the little label over you speech bubble.
Fang, who can't see the speech bubble: Ooooookay, hungry.
Fang takes a couple steps back.
Now off to meet Mint, the green Opal-like squirrel.
Mint: OH MY GOD, chestnut! YOU'RE SOOOOOO UGLY, chestnut!
Mike: Not another egocentric (beep)! Just tell me your darn name so I can get back to work!
Mint, slightly shocked by Mike's response: Mint, chestnut.
Mike: Good, never speak to me again.
Ooooookay, now for Vladimir, the pink bear wearing tiger skin.
Dark side of Vladimir: I'm mean, AAHHH! My best friend is Boris, AAHHH!
Good side of Vladimir: Oh, I'm so sorry, hee he. I didn't mean to be rude, hee he. What's your name, hee he?
Mike: Uh, Mike's my name.
Dark Vladimir: Like I would care, AAHHH! Not that's it any of YOUR business, but mine is Vladimir, AAHHH!
Good Vladimir: Sorry about that, hee he.
Mike: Split personality syndrome is not a laughing matter.
Dark Vladimir: If anybody laughs at split personality syndrome, all split their skull, AAHHH!
Mint walks up: Oh my, chestnut!
Mike screams and runs away: AAHHH!
Don't worry, there's only one more townsfolk and then just the mayor. This one is Olive, the 259-year-old-pork gray colored (A/N: Yep, I said "colored" I'm an American and proud! No odd "coloured" or "favourite" for ME!) bear.
Olive: Why, hello, sweat pea!
Mike: Are you trying to hit on me?
Olive: What are you talking about, sweat pea? I'm Olive, sweat pea.
Mike: Oh, okay. "Sweat pea", that's odd.
Finally, Mike meets the mayor.
Mike: Uh, hi.
Mayor (A/N: I can't remember his name.): AAHHH! STUPID WHIPPERSNAPPER! DUMB CHILD! THICK HEAD-BANGER! Oh yeah, hi, I'm the mayor.
Mike: I'm Mike, finally I'm done meeting people! See ya' Gramps!
THE END FOR NOW
A/N: Chapter 4, I'll finish Mike's jobs. If anybody has any ideas, I may use them for a chapter seeing how this story can't really end. Please review anyway! Also, if you have any animals or monsters that you want as a townsperson, just review with the physical and mental characteristics of your character(s). Enjoy the future chapters!
A/N: First of all, I'm switching between X-ing and Xing. Which one do you, the readers, like? Second, I may or may not have the fifth or so chapter be I on the boat with the parrot and have the parrot kinda take the place of the ancient mariner in a Rime of the Ancient Mariner joke retell with Mike as the wedding guest making fun of the Parrot. Do like this idea. I probably will, but your input is important. Third, Sam, love interest, yes or no. Hey, she's the only other human unless I really need to add more. And as far as cross breeding goes, nonononononononononononononoNO! Any other ideas will be treated with respect (unless they're just plain weird). Just review them to me.
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There was only one signed reviewer for Animal X-ing this time. On the bright side, she's one of the greats (I'm not lying like last time, she's GOOD!)! Denerd has reviewed this lowly fan fic. Denerd is most proud of her humor and Rainbow Bright fan fics like the following:
Saturday Night at the Smasher's Local Pub Denerd gets a job as a bar tender at the pub (/bar) that the Super Smash Bros hang in. Just think of the possibilities when the Smashers get drunk! r+r You'll thank yourself!
Luigi's TENT After Luigi's Mansion all Luigi could get to live in was a tent, but as it turns out, THE TENT IS HAUNTED! You'll laugh, you'll scream, and uh, YOU'LL LAUGH! (A/N: Remember its cameo from chapter 1?) You like it. It likes you (A/N: Okay, THAT was scary.).
The Electro Kids A number of kids gain the power to control the unseeable colors. What happens when one enters Rainbow Land? (A/N: Dun dun dunnnnnnnn)
Shy Violet goes to Pallet Town A serious Pokemon/Rainbow Bright fan fic. Giovanni discovers the powers of Rainbows belt and attempts to use it for his own gain (A/N: Don't they all, stupid bad guys!).
Also, a special thank you to THP (Trigger Happy Partner) for allowing me to use Fang the dodongo as a townsperson.
Deep announcer's voice: AND NOW FOR WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, ANIMAL X-ING CHAPTER 2!
Animal X-ing Chapter 3
We join our hero (A/N: Kinda.) just after Tom Nook left him with the simple instructions to go to acre A-5.
Mike: Well, I could go ask the monkey at the station. What the heck (A/N: I hate censoring, but I should.).
Mike walks over to the Porter.
Mike: Could you tell me how to get to Nooks shop?
FLASH (A/N: I haven't had a good "FLASH!" in a while.)!
Porter (A/N: Please read this really fast.): Well, you go over to acre G- 575023748, answer the Sphinx's riddle, shoot the balloon that shows up just after you launch the space shuttle, then give the present tied to the balloon the Joe the Pig in acre P-57458793, but only if its Tuesday, next you cross the river and go through the woods, feed Edd these marshmallows, summarize all of Denerd's work in one sentence, recreate the war of 1812 with stick figures, then walk 28 miles, every fourth step you must change directions, if you end up at a small cottage and knock 4 times, continually making lower pitch noises, AND THERE WILL BE TOM NOOK HIMSELF!
Mike: uh, what?
FLASH!
Porter: I said, go over there and see for yourself on the map, I'm on break kid!
Mike: Yeah, okay.
Mike goes over to the map.
Mike: Okay, all I have to do is just keep walking that way.
So mike kept walking "that way" until he found his way to a dump (A/N: Not Nook's Crany, just a dump). It was completely empty.
FLASH!
A bunch of animal townspeople wearing green shirts with white peace signs on them ran up between Mike and the dump.
Townspeople: We believe in total recycling of all garbage.
The townspeople's eyes begin to glow red and their skin changed to a pale blue color as well as their shirts that change to red with an evil smiley face on them.
Townspeople in a really deep voice in unison: We hope you aren't going to through away anything that can be recycled.
FLASH!
Mike: Ahhhhhhhh! I mean I need to keep going this way.
Mike once again walked "that way" until he reached another dump (A/N: Okay, this one is Nook's Crany.).
Mike who saw Tom Nook looking out of the window: Who owns this dump!
Tom runs out while trying to pretend he didn't hear that last statement.
Tom: What took you so long?
Mike: Uh, I got malignant melanoma?
Tom: What?
Mike: Nothing.
Tom: So first come in to the store, but put these clothes on.
Tom hands Mike the Nook's Crany uniform.
Mike: You mind turning around or something?
Mike thinking to himself: Freaking fruitcake.
Tom: Oh yeah.
Tom runs back in the shop. And, after checking if Tom was looking out the window, Mike quickly changed and walked in.
The store was nothing but a run down shack with cruddy selection.
Mike: No superstore.
Tom: First, plant all these plants outside.
Mike: Whatever.
So Mike took the plants and simply planted them. Of course he didn't even try to do a good job. In fact, he tried to do a bad job, and oh yes, he did. Then he went back in.
Mike: Done, can I go home now?
Tom: Ha, what a jokester. Seeing how you've never talked to anyone else in this town, why don't you spread your funniness somewhere else, somewhere far away. And don't come back until you've met everyone!
So, Mike left to meet the townsfolk. The first person he met was Biscuit. Biscuit was a brown dog with black ears, white eyes without pupils, and wore a mop top.
Biscuit: Hello! Oh, I'm so nervous about meeting someone new, and hungry! I'm Biscuit, and you are?
Mike: I'm Mike.
Biscuit: Okay, see you later!
Next, Mike met a purple boar wearing some odd oriental clothes named Boris.
Boris: I'm mean, AAHHH! I'm the guy you see in your nightmares, AAHHH! Oh yeah, my name's Boris, AAHHH!
Mike: Yeah, that's great, just stay far, far, FAR away from me.
Boris: Bye, AAHHH!
Now to the bloated, egocentric elephant named Opal.
Opal: Hello, snort. Wow, you're ugly, snort. How did you get SO ugly, snort! You look like the not-elephant-man, snort. I'm Opal, snort. What's you're ugly name, snort?
Mike: I'm Mike. First of all, why do you keep snorting? Are you a crack head or something. Second, why are you saying that I am ugly when you're a fat, ugly elephant?
Opal: Well I've never, snort! I'm not a crack head, snort! And I've never said anything to say your ugly, snort! While we're on that subject, snort, you're the ugliest thing I've ever seen, snort!
Mike: Yeah, whatever Opal the ugly crack head.
Next on our safari of townspeople is Fang, the dodongo from THP (Trigger Happy Partner)'s fan fic "Stupid Contest".
Mike: What in the world is a Zelda character doing here?
Fang: The author rented me out for this fan fic so I could eventually maul and eat Tom Nook and Rover, hungry.
Mike: I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Fang.
Fang: How did you know my name, hungry?
Mike: I saw the little label over you speech bubble.
Fang, who can't see the speech bubble: Ooooookay, hungry.
Fang takes a couple steps back.
Now off to meet Mint, the green Opal-like squirrel.
Mint: OH MY GOD, chestnut! YOU'RE SOOOOOO UGLY, chestnut!
Mike: Not another egocentric (beep)! Just tell me your darn name so I can get back to work!
Mint, slightly shocked by Mike's response: Mint, chestnut.
Mike: Good, never speak to me again.
Ooooookay, now for Vladimir, the pink bear wearing tiger skin.
Dark side of Vladimir: I'm mean, AAHHH! My best friend is Boris, AAHHH!
Good side of Vladimir: Oh, I'm so sorry, hee he. I didn't mean to be rude, hee he. What's your name, hee he?
Mike: Uh, Mike's my name.
Dark Vladimir: Like I would care, AAHHH! Not that's it any of YOUR business, but mine is Vladimir, AAHHH!
Good Vladimir: Sorry about that, hee he.
Mike: Split personality syndrome is not a laughing matter.
Dark Vladimir: If anybody laughs at split personality syndrome, all split their skull, AAHHH!
Mint walks up: Oh my, chestnut!
Mike screams and runs away: AAHHH!
Don't worry, there's only one more townsfolk and then just the mayor. This one is Olive, the 259-year-old-pork gray colored (A/N: Yep, I said "colored" I'm an American and proud! No odd "coloured" or "favourite" for ME!) bear.
Olive: Why, hello, sweat pea!
Mike: Are you trying to hit on me?
Olive: What are you talking about, sweat pea? I'm Olive, sweat pea.
Mike: Oh, okay. "Sweat pea", that's odd.
Finally, Mike meets the mayor.
Mike: Uh, hi.
Mayor (A/N: I can't remember his name.): AAHHH! STUPID WHIPPERSNAPPER! DUMB CHILD! THICK HEAD-BANGER! Oh yeah, hi, I'm the mayor.
Mike: I'm Mike, finally I'm done meeting people! See ya' Gramps!
THE END FOR NOW
A/N: Chapter 4, I'll finish Mike's jobs. If anybody has any ideas, I may use them for a chapter seeing how this story can't really end. Please review anyway! Also, if you have any animals or monsters that you want as a townsperson, just review with the physical and mental characteristics of your character(s). Enjoy the future chapters!