A/N I only ever seem to write at 12am or later... wonder why. It's my time of inspiration!

Disclaimer: I do not own MIB, the cast, or characters. I do not own the Princess Diaries. This fic only exists because of CrazyNut2002, and the fact that I'm part of the freaky fic project, 2002.

I grabbed hold of the Princess so that she wouldn't be lost in the crowd. She opened her mouth to question, me, when she saw that MIB character wannabe. She closed it, and waited while I completed my business with this mad person. Yes, I am certain he was mad. I have NEVER heard of Will Life before this, and now he's saying he's J, of the MIB.

Just because I'm strong and big doesn't mean I'm brainless. Too many people have made that mistake, and too often. So maybe I didn't study in University. And maybe I've never before heard of Will Life. But I HAVE seen all the James Bond films, since Lilly and the Princess watch them so often. And I HAVE seen the Men in Black. Both part one and two, I'm proud to say. And I KNOW that the actor for J was Michael Jackson, and not some no-name like Will Life.

So when he goes around claiming he's J, I know he's faking it. However, I decided to play it dumb. I turned to him, and said, in my most dense voice. You're what? He seemed to know my game, and said, impatiently, I'm agent J of the MIB. Please, may I have you name? Have my name? Then he'll be Lars Life. Haha! That's laughable. I stared at him a little while, before the Princess dug her elbow into my stomach, and whispered, he wants to know your name. Well, I felt foolish enough without having to fake even more stupidity. Oh, I'm Lars. I said.

I wondered what it was that he wanted me for. I expected him to engage me in social conversation before bringing up the request, or whatever he wanted of me. But I was wrong. Well, then. Lars,- He chuckled a little at my name. What, it was way better than his! Lars, would you like to join the MIB?

Never would I have expected that to come up so bluntly... yet he said it with a perfectly straight face, that I could not doubt his claim of membership to the MIB. What's more, I felt a strange, compelling sensation to join, as he'd suggested.

Strange, I'd always wanted to joing some secret agency, or something like that. And now, this strange person had just offered me my heart's desire. But still... what about the princess? I wanted to accept, but I gestured at the princess, saying, I'm her bodyguard. I must find someone to replace me. Will Life smiled. He had a nice, easy smile, and I liked it. Don't worry, we can get one of the other agents to cover up for you, and we'll let your employer know too. He grinned suddenly. You know, Larsie boy, you and I, we're gonna have a lotta adventures, tight spots, and fun. I can see it all coming now, only a few metres from my face.

Yes, I agreed. We would have a lotta' fun together, for I was starting to like him, and would no doubt get on with him as my partner... UNLESS he calls me Larsie boy' again.