Darn! It's 12 at night and what on the Earth I am doing up by the
computer! Oh, right, updating my fanfiction…::yawns:: You better enjoy
it! LOL! I stayed up so late and Kei-chan edited it for me again! Well,
let me see…yeah! Nice reviews would be greatly appreciated!
Thank you, Kei-chan. You are the best!
Don't own Sailor Moon and Trigun. I wish they would start making chocolate Vashs for Easter. Yummy! Happy Easter to all!
Chapter title belongs to Mister Rogers. (
Chapter 16 "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood…"
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Michiru sighed and turned the TV volume up. Usagi and Vash were holding on to each other for dear life.
Haruka lightly slapped Usagi's back. "It's not all that scary, Usagi! They didn't show anything!"
"They did! It was scary music and then that thing jumped out of nowhere! I can't watch it! Save me, Vash-chan!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Vash let out a terrified scream and covered his eyes with one of Usagi's ponytails.
"Can I watch now?" Chibi-Usa's annoyed voice startled Usagi and she jumped into Vash's lap.
"No! It's still scary, Chibi-Usa, you'll have nightmares for sure! Maybe it's better for you to go to bed."
"No way, Usagi-baka! I'll never fall asleep thinking of all those monsters from the movie and besides, with both you idiots constantly screaming it will be impossible to fall sleep!"
Usagi was about to argue when she felt Vash suddenly stiffen. The couple on the screen was involved in passionate lovemaking.
Michiru coughed. "Are you sure it's a PG-13 movie, Haruka?"
"Yeah." The sandy blonde was enjoying the evening and grinned when things in the movie got even steamier.
"Can I open my eyes? There's no screaming anymore!"
"No!" Usagi squeaked, fell off Vash's lap, and covered Chibi-Usa's eyes with both hands.
"WOW!" Vash's eyes were as big as dinner plates.
Michiru was frantically looking for the remote control. "Haruka, dammit! This is definitely not a PG-13 movie and I can't stand watching Vash's face, it's nauseating!"
Haruka laughed, pushing the remote deeper inside the couch and winking at Vash. "What do you know, a perverted virgin!"
Michiru stopped searching for the remote. "And you know that because…?"
Haruka uncomfortably shifted and Vash's face turned the color of a ripe tomato. "Hey! This is not a PG-13 conversation!"
"Stop making Vash-chan upset, Haruka!" Usagi forcefully hugged Vash, who whined when Michiru switched channels. He immediately began to drool at a lingerie commercial.
"Eww!" Usagi smacked Vash in the head.
Haruka grinned. "You two are so funny to watch. You remind me of a two- headed blonde monster."
"I'm the smarter head!" Vash happily proclaimed, earning a kick in the groin from Usagi.
Chibi-Usa whined, "Can I look now?"
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"Vash-chan? Did you look under the bed and in the closet?"
"Yes, I did, Little Lady, there are no monsters there."
"Are you sure? What about the bathroom?"
"Nope."
"Under the chair?"
"No."
Chibi-Usa let out a deep sigh. "I still think they'll all get out as soon as you leave the room."
"So what do you want him to do, Chibi-Usa? Stay here and guard you all night?" Usagi yawned and lightly blushed when she realized what she had said.
"That's ok, I'll take her with me for a while." Vash got to his feet and opened his arms to Chibi-Usa. "Hop in, Little Lady"
"Really? Thank you, Vash-chan! Mamo-chan never lets me sleep with him!" Chibi-Usa tightly hugged the tall blonde and stuck her tongue out at Usagi. "There! I get to sleep with Vash-chan! And you'll be eaten by the monsters, Usagi-baka!"
Usagi pouted and batted her eyelashes at Vash adorably. "I'm scared!"
Something flickered in Vash's eyes as he turned around to leave the girls' room. "Goodnight, Usagi."
"Damn, that didn't work." Usagi switched the light off and fell on the pillow. "How come the brat gets all the guys I like, it's not fair!" She was certainly frustrated with her future daughter, but not as much as she would be if it were Mamoru. Seeing Vash play and spend so much of his time with Chibi-Usa felt… right… for some reason. She wasn't jealous even a bit.
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Vash screamed when he saw what time it was. He dashed to Usagi's room and knocked at the door. "Usagi? Get up! You have to get Little Lady to school!"
He waited for an answer and then opened the door.
"Usagi?" He gently shook the girl by her shoulders and leaned closer when he heard her mumble something.
"You want Little Lady to go where?"
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He blushed furiously at Usagi's choice of words. "That's not a nice thing to say, Usagi! Now get up!"
Vash wiped the sweat off his forehead and decided to leave Usagi alone. Waking her up was harder than gun fighting. He didn't have much luck with Haruka and Michiru, either. They completely ignored his violent punches on the door of their bedroom.
"Why was I born to be so responsible?" Vash whined and went to get Chibi- Usa. The cause of his headache was also sound asleep like everyone else in the house.
Vash unceremoniously stripped Chibi-Usa of her pajamas and pulled on her street clothes and shoes. Then he brushed her teeth and carried her outside to Haruka's convertible. The pink-haired girl didn't open her eyes even once.
"No wonder Usagi doesn't want to take her to school!" Vash placed Chibi- Usa in the passenger's seat and started the car. "The only good thing about this morning is that I get to drive this baby! Woo-hoooo!"
The car made a loud roar and sped off at the speed of light.
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Haruka fell off the bed and screamed, "My car! That idiot took my car!"
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Chibi-Usa woke up when they passed through the third red light. "Stop! Stop the car, you moron! Where did you learn how to drive? In the desert?"
"How did you know?" Vash was impressed with Chibi-Usa's knowledge of the Planet Gunsmoke.
Chibi-Usa rolled her eyes. "Red means stop, green means go, Vash!"
They finally reached the school. Chibi-Usa pulled her hair up in her usual style. She spotted her friend Momoko with her mother and happily waved to them both.
Chibi-Usa turned around and frowned when she saw Vash looking at Momoko's mom with a stupid grin on his face.
Vash almost fell off the driver's seat checking out the young women in the short business dress walking towards the convertible with a little girl in tow. "Hi there."
Chibi-Usa flushed with anger and then smiled evilly. She threw herself in Vash's arms and screamed, "Bye, Daddy! Have a nice day at work, I love you so much!"
"Uh…" Vash's face turned different shades of blue. He almost fainted when the young mother gave him a friendly smile. "Oh, how nice! I am delighted to meet you. Our girls are such good friends. Your little Chibi-Usa is wonderful!"
"Thanks a lot, kid," Vash hissed in Chibi-Usa's ear.
"Serves you right, bum!" Chibi-Usa hissed back.
Vash tearfully sighed, dramatically closing his eyes. "It's so hard to be a single parent. I work all day and all night… Hey!" The blonde was very disappointed when he saw that the young woman had already left.
"Oh well." He took off back to the house, chanting to himself, "Red - stop, green – go."
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Haruka stopped bawling her eyes out when she heard a noise. She ran outside and threw herself on top of her convertible, covering the surface with tears. "My car! My baby! It's alive!"
The sandy blonde turned her head and saw Usagi sitting on top of Vash and furiously shaking the dazed outlaw.
"How dare you leave me alone like that, Vash! I almost died! What are you trying to do? Kill me?"
Vash managed to squeak out, "I took your kid to school and what thanks do I get?"
"Oh." Usagi froze for a second and then hugged Vash with all her strength. "Thank you, thank you!"
Vash mused at Usagi's quick mood changes until he was interrupted.
Haruka pulled Vash out of the car, holding him by his throat. "You've. Touched. My. Car."
Vash imitated Haruka's outraged face and pressed his nose into hers. "Yes. I. Did. Live. With. It."
Haruka let go of Vash's throat and grinned. "You've got guts, Doll Face. I like it."
Thank you, Kei-chan. You are the best!
Don't own Sailor Moon and Trigun. I wish they would start making chocolate Vashs for Easter. Yummy! Happy Easter to all!
Chapter title belongs to Mister Rogers. (
Chapter 16 "It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood…"
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Michiru sighed and turned the TV volume up. Usagi and Vash were holding on to each other for dear life.
Haruka lightly slapped Usagi's back. "It's not all that scary, Usagi! They didn't show anything!"
"They did! It was scary music and then that thing jumped out of nowhere! I can't watch it! Save me, Vash-chan!"
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Vash let out a terrified scream and covered his eyes with one of Usagi's ponytails.
"Can I watch now?" Chibi-Usa's annoyed voice startled Usagi and she jumped into Vash's lap.
"No! It's still scary, Chibi-Usa, you'll have nightmares for sure! Maybe it's better for you to go to bed."
"No way, Usagi-baka! I'll never fall asleep thinking of all those monsters from the movie and besides, with both you idiots constantly screaming it will be impossible to fall sleep!"
Usagi was about to argue when she felt Vash suddenly stiffen. The couple on the screen was involved in passionate lovemaking.
Michiru coughed. "Are you sure it's a PG-13 movie, Haruka?"
"Yeah." The sandy blonde was enjoying the evening and grinned when things in the movie got even steamier.
"Can I open my eyes? There's no screaming anymore!"
"No!" Usagi squeaked, fell off Vash's lap, and covered Chibi-Usa's eyes with both hands.
"WOW!" Vash's eyes were as big as dinner plates.
Michiru was frantically looking for the remote control. "Haruka, dammit! This is definitely not a PG-13 movie and I can't stand watching Vash's face, it's nauseating!"
Haruka laughed, pushing the remote deeper inside the couch and winking at Vash. "What do you know, a perverted virgin!"
Michiru stopped searching for the remote. "And you know that because…?"
Haruka uncomfortably shifted and Vash's face turned the color of a ripe tomato. "Hey! This is not a PG-13 conversation!"
"Stop making Vash-chan upset, Haruka!" Usagi forcefully hugged Vash, who whined when Michiru switched channels. He immediately began to drool at a lingerie commercial.
"Eww!" Usagi smacked Vash in the head.
Haruka grinned. "You two are so funny to watch. You remind me of a two- headed blonde monster."
"I'm the smarter head!" Vash happily proclaimed, earning a kick in the groin from Usagi.
Chibi-Usa whined, "Can I look now?"
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"Vash-chan? Did you look under the bed and in the closet?"
"Yes, I did, Little Lady, there are no monsters there."
"Are you sure? What about the bathroom?"
"Nope."
"Under the chair?"
"No."
Chibi-Usa let out a deep sigh. "I still think they'll all get out as soon as you leave the room."
"So what do you want him to do, Chibi-Usa? Stay here and guard you all night?" Usagi yawned and lightly blushed when she realized what she had said.
"That's ok, I'll take her with me for a while." Vash got to his feet and opened his arms to Chibi-Usa. "Hop in, Little Lady"
"Really? Thank you, Vash-chan! Mamo-chan never lets me sleep with him!" Chibi-Usa tightly hugged the tall blonde and stuck her tongue out at Usagi. "There! I get to sleep with Vash-chan! And you'll be eaten by the monsters, Usagi-baka!"
Usagi pouted and batted her eyelashes at Vash adorably. "I'm scared!"
Something flickered in Vash's eyes as he turned around to leave the girls' room. "Goodnight, Usagi."
"Damn, that didn't work." Usagi switched the light off and fell on the pillow. "How come the brat gets all the guys I like, it's not fair!" She was certainly frustrated with her future daughter, but not as much as she would be if it were Mamoru. Seeing Vash play and spend so much of his time with Chibi-Usa felt… right… for some reason. She wasn't jealous even a bit.
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Vash screamed when he saw what time it was. He dashed to Usagi's room and knocked at the door. "Usagi? Get up! You have to get Little Lady to school!"
He waited for an answer and then opened the door.
"Usagi?" He gently shook the girl by her shoulders and leaned closer when he heard her mumble something.
"You want Little Lady to go where?"
"……"
He blushed furiously at Usagi's choice of words. "That's not a nice thing to say, Usagi! Now get up!"
Vash wiped the sweat off his forehead and decided to leave Usagi alone. Waking her up was harder than gun fighting. He didn't have much luck with Haruka and Michiru, either. They completely ignored his violent punches on the door of their bedroom.
"Why was I born to be so responsible?" Vash whined and went to get Chibi- Usa. The cause of his headache was also sound asleep like everyone else in the house.
Vash unceremoniously stripped Chibi-Usa of her pajamas and pulled on her street clothes and shoes. Then he brushed her teeth and carried her outside to Haruka's convertible. The pink-haired girl didn't open her eyes even once.
"No wonder Usagi doesn't want to take her to school!" Vash placed Chibi- Usa in the passenger's seat and started the car. "The only good thing about this morning is that I get to drive this baby! Woo-hoooo!"
The car made a loud roar and sped off at the speed of light.
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Haruka fell off the bed and screamed, "My car! That idiot took my car!"
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Chibi-Usa woke up when they passed through the third red light. "Stop! Stop the car, you moron! Where did you learn how to drive? In the desert?"
"How did you know?" Vash was impressed with Chibi-Usa's knowledge of the Planet Gunsmoke.
Chibi-Usa rolled her eyes. "Red means stop, green means go, Vash!"
They finally reached the school. Chibi-Usa pulled her hair up in her usual style. She spotted her friend Momoko with her mother and happily waved to them both.
Chibi-Usa turned around and frowned when she saw Vash looking at Momoko's mom with a stupid grin on his face.
Vash almost fell off the driver's seat checking out the young women in the short business dress walking towards the convertible with a little girl in tow. "Hi there."
Chibi-Usa flushed with anger and then smiled evilly. She threw herself in Vash's arms and screamed, "Bye, Daddy! Have a nice day at work, I love you so much!"
"Uh…" Vash's face turned different shades of blue. He almost fainted when the young mother gave him a friendly smile. "Oh, how nice! I am delighted to meet you. Our girls are such good friends. Your little Chibi-Usa is wonderful!"
"Thanks a lot, kid," Vash hissed in Chibi-Usa's ear.
"Serves you right, bum!" Chibi-Usa hissed back.
Vash tearfully sighed, dramatically closing his eyes. "It's so hard to be a single parent. I work all day and all night… Hey!" The blonde was very disappointed when he saw that the young woman had already left.
"Oh well." He took off back to the house, chanting to himself, "Red - stop, green – go."
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Haruka stopped bawling her eyes out when she heard a noise. She ran outside and threw herself on top of her convertible, covering the surface with tears. "My car! My baby! It's alive!"
The sandy blonde turned her head and saw Usagi sitting on top of Vash and furiously shaking the dazed outlaw.
"How dare you leave me alone like that, Vash! I almost died! What are you trying to do? Kill me?"
Vash managed to squeak out, "I took your kid to school and what thanks do I get?"
"Oh." Usagi froze for a second and then hugged Vash with all her strength. "Thank you, thank you!"
Vash mused at Usagi's quick mood changes until he was interrupted.
Haruka pulled Vash out of the car, holding him by his throat. "You've. Touched. My. Car."
Vash imitated Haruka's outraged face and pressed his nose into hers. "Yes. I. Did. Live. With. It."
Haruka let go of Vash's throat and grinned. "You've got guts, Doll Face. I like it."