Whatever Happened to Spike ch3!
By Anime
Disclaimer: .......uh....I don't wanna say it.......YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DAMNIT!!!!.....OKAY!...fine.....I do not own anything from cowboy bebop.....::sob::
Authors Note: Okay I'm writing Script version now....writing the other way is a big pain in the ass for me.....but if you like the other way I've been writing after you read this...feel free to say "What the fuck are you thinking!!!! Write the other way Dumbass"
Spike: ::looking at Faye strangely::...do you think this is right?
Faye: Of course it is! That's what they get for messing with us!!!
Spike:....Yeah....but ya know it was all a joke...ya know "Ha Ha"
Faye: SO YOU'RE JOINING THEIR SIDES!?!?
Spike: ::shrinks down into the couch:: no ma'am
Faye: mmmmuuucccchhhh bbbeeetttttteeeeerrrr ::Turns back to Jet and Vicious:: Soooo....are you enjoying yourselves?
Jet and Vicious: ::both in their underwear and surrounded by old women:: h-help us!
Faye: okay...well there is a way to get out of this....little.....situation ::grins::
Jet and Vicious: HOW!?!?!?!?!
Faye: Who won the drinking contest?
Spike: ::Stands up from the couch:: HEY YOU JUST CAN'T-
Jet: Faye did
Spike:.......bribe
Vicious: Faye
Spike:......them
Faye: good boys...you two can go now ::turns to Spike:: Guess What we get to do now!
Spike:....oh let me guess.....shopping?....hair dresser.....I just couldn't possibly guess
Faye: Well I'm going to get changed and were going on our date...since I won and all
Spike:...oh boy....I can't wait
Faye: Oh come on lighten up! This is probably the best date you'll ever have!
::hours later::
Spike: ::pacing in front of Faye's bedroom door:: COME ON FAYE!
Faye: hey patience is a virtue...darling
Spike: ::mumbles:: darling my ass
Faye: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Spike: nothi-
::before Spike could finish saying the whole work nothing...(oh yeah I'm sooo creative) Faye stepped out...and really amazed Spike She was wearing....well I don't feel like explaining....she was wearing the dress that she wore on "My Funny Valentine" ::
Faye: ready?
Spike: ::Staring at....um....Faye's...err....Faye:: y-yeah
Faye: ::snorts:: Why don't you dress up for mmmmeeeee?
Spike: ::looks down at his clothes...he was wearing the usual...blue suit yellow shirt and poofy hair (he's still sexy ^-^):: um....it's all I got...guess you could say I'm not much of a...shopper...
Faye: Well our first trip is to the clothes store to get you some clothes...I swear I'm sick of seeing you in the same thing....
::at the clothing shop::
Faye: ::running around the clothes:: ohhh this would look great in you!...oh oh and this....oh yeah!!! This is Perfect!!!!! ::holds up your standard tuxedo::
Spike: but I don't wanna wear a-
Faye: PUT IT ON!
Spike: fine ::starts to remove his jacket and shirt::
Faye: S-Spike?
Spike: What?
Faye: What are you doing?
Spike: What the hell do you think? I'm changing
Faye: ::points to a dressing room:: your sup post to go in there
Spike: oh....er.....okay ::heads towards the dressing room::
Faye: ::Shakes her head:: I swear he's like a toddler when it comes to clothes
::a few minutes later Spike returned with his new tuxedo on::
Spike: I feel stupid
Faye: Awwwwwwwww your soooooo cute!!!
Spike: ::Tries to Find the pockets in his pants:: W-Where are the pockets?
Faye: ::shrugs:: um I dunno.....you don't have any
Spike: ::sighs:: Well lets hurry up and go!
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Anime: ::sigh:: yeah I know this chapter sucked
Spike: ::still wearing in is new suit:: it's okay you'll do better
Faye: yeah! And guess what!
Anime: What?
Faye: Spike didn't light up (smoke a cigarette) this whole chapter!
::click, click::
Spike: ummmmmmmm cccciiiigggggaaaarrrreeeettttteeeee
Anime:....well....oh well anyways keep looking for the next chapter (I promise it's gonna be like 10000000000000000000000000 times better)
By Anime
Disclaimer: .......uh....I don't wanna say it.......YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DAMNIT!!!!.....OKAY!...fine.....I do not own anything from cowboy bebop.....::sob::
Authors Note: Okay I'm writing Script version now....writing the other way is a big pain in the ass for me.....but if you like the other way I've been writing after you read this...feel free to say "What the fuck are you thinking!!!! Write the other way Dumbass"
Spike: ::looking at Faye strangely::...do you think this is right?
Faye: Of course it is! That's what they get for messing with us!!!
Spike:....Yeah....but ya know it was all a joke...ya know "Ha Ha"
Faye: SO YOU'RE JOINING THEIR SIDES!?!?
Spike: ::shrinks down into the couch:: no ma'am
Faye: mmmmuuucccchhhh bbbeeetttttteeeeerrrr ::Turns back to Jet and Vicious:: Soooo....are you enjoying yourselves?
Jet and Vicious: ::both in their underwear and surrounded by old women:: h-help us!
Faye: okay...well there is a way to get out of this....little.....situation ::grins::
Jet and Vicious: HOW!?!?!?!?!
Faye: Who won the drinking contest?
Spike: ::Stands up from the couch:: HEY YOU JUST CAN'T-
Jet: Faye did
Spike:.......bribe
Vicious: Faye
Spike:......them
Faye: good boys...you two can go now ::turns to Spike:: Guess What we get to do now!
Spike:....oh let me guess.....shopping?....hair dresser.....I just couldn't possibly guess
Faye: Well I'm going to get changed and were going on our date...since I won and all
Spike:...oh boy....I can't wait
Faye: Oh come on lighten up! This is probably the best date you'll ever have!
::hours later::
Spike: ::pacing in front of Faye's bedroom door:: COME ON FAYE!
Faye: hey patience is a virtue...darling
Spike: ::mumbles:: darling my ass
Faye: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Spike: nothi-
::before Spike could finish saying the whole work nothing...(oh yeah I'm sooo creative) Faye stepped out...and really amazed Spike She was wearing....well I don't feel like explaining....she was wearing the dress that she wore on "My Funny Valentine" ::
Faye: ready?
Spike: ::Staring at....um....Faye's...err....Faye:: y-yeah
Faye: ::snorts:: Why don't you dress up for mmmmeeeee?
Spike: ::looks down at his clothes...he was wearing the usual...blue suit yellow shirt and poofy hair (he's still sexy ^-^):: um....it's all I got...guess you could say I'm not much of a...shopper...
Faye: Well our first trip is to the clothes store to get you some clothes...I swear I'm sick of seeing you in the same thing....
::at the clothing shop::
Faye: ::running around the clothes:: ohhh this would look great in you!...oh oh and this....oh yeah!!! This is Perfect!!!!! ::holds up your standard tuxedo::
Spike: but I don't wanna wear a-
Faye: PUT IT ON!
Spike: fine ::starts to remove his jacket and shirt::
Faye: S-Spike?
Spike: What?
Faye: What are you doing?
Spike: What the hell do you think? I'm changing
Faye: ::points to a dressing room:: your sup post to go in there
Spike: oh....er.....okay ::heads towards the dressing room::
Faye: ::Shakes her head:: I swear he's like a toddler when it comes to clothes
::a few minutes later Spike returned with his new tuxedo on::
Spike: I feel stupid
Faye: Awwwwwwwww your soooooo cute!!!
Spike: ::Tries to Find the pockets in his pants:: W-Where are the pockets?
Faye: ::shrugs:: um I dunno.....you don't have any
Spike: ::sighs:: Well lets hurry up and go!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Anime: ::sigh:: yeah I know this chapter sucked
Spike: ::still wearing in is new suit:: it's okay you'll do better
Faye: yeah! And guess what!
Anime: What?
Faye: Spike didn't light up (smoke a cigarette) this whole chapter!
::click, click::
Spike: ummmmmmmm cccciiiigggggaaaarrrreeeettttteeeee
Anime:....well....oh well anyways keep looking for the next chapter (I promise it's gonna be like 10000000000000000000000000 times better)