Chapter 3.
From all the suggestions I got, I decided to follow my own little thoughts... don't worry, it's still shounen-ai. Since I don't want to disappoint you, I'll include them in some in little freakish way. ^_~ Also, I have my own little sign for a sweatdrop: C Tilt your head to the right.
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"Oh my God, I need to get ready! So when is she coming?" He checked his calendar. "Hmm, Friday 27, 8:30. Okay, just enough time." So he got himself prepared for everything that was coming.
"Let's see, clean house: check. Neat looks: check. Mann--" The doorbell rung. "Oh no, I'm not ready yet! Ok, Joseph, calm down. It's just a date. With someone I don't know! Ok, calm down. You can't back out now. God, I need a drink. Ok. I'm alright." He got a hold of himself. Or at least he thought he did. "Drinks! I forgot drinks!" It rung again. "What the heck. I'll have to anyway." He opened the door...
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"AAHH!"
"AAHH!"
"YOU!!" They said in unison.
"Ryou??"
"Joey?"
"AAHHHH!!!" They both gave each other funny looks. "What are we screaming about?" Ryou said.
"Well, I was expecting a girl. But lookie here! I get a guy. Which is one of my best friends. Don't you think that's a little weird?"
"Well, I suppose it's a little bizarre..."
"Arrgh, a LITTLE bizarre? Correction: VERY bizarre. What did I do to deserve this?!?!" A sweatdrop appeared on Ryou's head. "Joey, you're scaring me. Please calm down, okay?" His words seemed to reach him. They got to him. It wasn't like that with Mai, never...
"Okay. I'm sorry Ryou. I didn't mean to burst out like that. Huh, I wonder how this happened." He thought about it. "Wait a minute, did you put an ad in the newspaper?" Ryou became very nervous. "Uh, me? M-Me? Heh, no, why would I?" He started waving his hands up and down wildly. There was an awkward moment. A few minutes passed and Joey finally said, "Tristan told me that you broke up with Miho, right?" He nodded his head. "You'd be kinda lonely, right?"
He nodded again and blushed a little. "So, you did put an ad in the personals." It looked like he was about to blow.
"OKAY! I did, but I thought no one would answer it. It was more like a joke..."
'A joke? I don't think so, Ryou Bakura.' he thought. 'This is really freaky.'
"Well, if somebody answered it, I wouldn't have been me. I'm straight."
"But why did you?"
"Umm.. I thought that someone else was coming here."
"Who?"
"A girl, duh!! Ok, it was something like Ryan Kura. Yea."
"Let's check today's paper, maybe there's an explanation." Ryou suggested. He grabbed the paper and read it out loud:
NOTICE: For a practical joke, some of our editors changed the personals a bit. Please refer to today's personals to get the real one. Thank you and have a nice day.
"Aggh. you've got to be. kidding me.."Thump. Joey had fainted. "Ahh! Joey! I've got to do something!" Ryou looked at him. The table had cut his face when he fell down. It wasn't such a shock. He had experienced that with his Yami for a long time.
[Doesn't that look familiar, eh, Ryou?]
{Shut up, Yami.}
[If that insolent pharaoh hadn't locked me in here, I'd knock your lights out.]
{That isn't the case now, I have to get Joey somewhere so I can help him!}
[How about a hospital, baka?]
{You're the idiot. I can't drive!}
He tried to drag Joey onto the couch, but he was too heavy. "Ugh, that's what you get when you eat too much!" The other options didn't work. His muscles ached from trying and he was about to give up. He checked Joey's breathing. "Oh. my. gosh. " He had never done it before. He wasn't quite sure, but he had to try. "Okay, so you're supposed to plug the nose and give one slow breath, right?" It didn't work. He repeated it. And again. "Oh thank God." His eyelashes flickered. "Ohh. hey-was I knocked out? I had the most wonderful dream. Somebody kissed me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daring, crazy, unpredictable= Me!
Okay, so this chapter isn't really my best. can you blame me? Schoolwork has cramped my writing. Like, temporary writer's block. And, I'm sorry for the unusual pairing, along with how Ryou talks. He doesn't say idiot or shut up all the time. I am planning to update soon, too. Also: there's a confession to enlighten your minds. Eek. I have strange ideas. C
(\o/)~~~Everlasting
From all the suggestions I got, I decided to follow my own little thoughts... don't worry, it's still shounen-ai. Since I don't want to disappoint you, I'll include them in some in little freakish way. ^_~ Also, I have my own little sign for a sweatdrop: C Tilt your head to the right.
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"Oh my God, I need to get ready! So when is she coming?" He checked his calendar. "Hmm, Friday 27, 8:30. Okay, just enough time." So he got himself prepared for everything that was coming.
"Let's see, clean house: check. Neat looks: check. Mann--" The doorbell rung. "Oh no, I'm not ready yet! Ok, Joseph, calm down. It's just a date. With someone I don't know! Ok, calm down. You can't back out now. God, I need a drink. Ok. I'm alright." He got a hold of himself. Or at least he thought he did. "Drinks! I forgot drinks!" It rung again. "What the heck. I'll have to anyway." He opened the door...
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"AAHH!"
"AAHH!"
"YOU!!" They said in unison.
"Ryou??"
"Joey?"
"AAHHHH!!!" They both gave each other funny looks. "What are we screaming about?" Ryou said.
"Well, I was expecting a girl. But lookie here! I get a guy. Which is one of my best friends. Don't you think that's a little weird?"
"Well, I suppose it's a little bizarre..."
"Arrgh, a LITTLE bizarre? Correction: VERY bizarre. What did I do to deserve this?!?!" A sweatdrop appeared on Ryou's head. "Joey, you're scaring me. Please calm down, okay?" His words seemed to reach him. They got to him. It wasn't like that with Mai, never...
"Okay. I'm sorry Ryou. I didn't mean to burst out like that. Huh, I wonder how this happened." He thought about it. "Wait a minute, did you put an ad in the newspaper?" Ryou became very nervous. "Uh, me? M-Me? Heh, no, why would I?" He started waving his hands up and down wildly. There was an awkward moment. A few minutes passed and Joey finally said, "Tristan told me that you broke up with Miho, right?" He nodded his head. "You'd be kinda lonely, right?"
He nodded again and blushed a little. "So, you did put an ad in the personals." It looked like he was about to blow.
"OKAY! I did, but I thought no one would answer it. It was more like a joke..."
'A joke? I don't think so, Ryou Bakura.' he thought. 'This is really freaky.'
"Well, if somebody answered it, I wouldn't have been me. I'm straight."
"But why did you?"
"Umm.. I thought that someone else was coming here."
"Who?"
"A girl, duh!! Ok, it was something like Ryan Kura. Yea."
"Let's check today's paper, maybe there's an explanation." Ryou suggested. He grabbed the paper and read it out loud:
NOTICE: For a practical joke, some of our editors changed the personals a bit. Please refer to today's personals to get the real one. Thank you and have a nice day.
"Aggh. you've got to be. kidding me.."Thump. Joey had fainted. "Ahh! Joey! I've got to do something!" Ryou looked at him. The table had cut his face when he fell down. It wasn't such a shock. He had experienced that with his Yami for a long time.
[Doesn't that look familiar, eh, Ryou?]
{Shut up, Yami.}
[If that insolent pharaoh hadn't locked me in here, I'd knock your lights out.]
{That isn't the case now, I have to get Joey somewhere so I can help him!}
[How about a hospital, baka?]
{You're the idiot. I can't drive!}
He tried to drag Joey onto the couch, but he was too heavy. "Ugh, that's what you get when you eat too much!" The other options didn't work. His muscles ached from trying and he was about to give up. He checked Joey's breathing. "Oh. my. gosh. " He had never done it before. He wasn't quite sure, but he had to try. "Okay, so you're supposed to plug the nose and give one slow breath, right?" It didn't work. He repeated it. And again. "Oh thank God." His eyelashes flickered. "Ohh. hey-was I knocked out? I had the most wonderful dream. Somebody kissed me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Daring, crazy, unpredictable= Me!
Okay, so this chapter isn't really my best. can you blame me? Schoolwork has cramped my writing. Like, temporary writer's block. And, I'm sorry for the unusual pairing, along with how Ryou talks. He doesn't say idiot or shut up all the time. I am planning to update soon, too. Also: there's a confession to enlighten your minds. Eek. I have strange ideas. C
(\o/)~~~Everlasting
