--Commercial--

On television around the world, it shows a beautiful field with a variety of foliage spread around. In no time what so ever, she commercial begins to crack, as a sinister cackle can be heard. Now, who could that be?

????: AHAHAH! Watch now as I take over all the television sets in the world! I will rule this entire planet! AHAHAH!

Random Person at Home: .. You're kidding me, right?

????: Do you all think I'm kidding! I kid you not! And I bet none of you can discover who I am! AHAHAH!

Just then, the static on the television screens fade, and a figure appears. Mainly, the face of a man, none other than Seifer. Squall, staring at the television because of his short break from the show, blinked.

Squall: . Moron ..

????: AHAHA! Call me up if you dare! Try and guess who I am! The winner gets to die! EHEHE!

Squall picks up the phone, and called the number appearing on the television. 1-800-GUESS-ME

????: Hello? Hello hello?! Can you guess?!

Squall: Seifer.. You are an idiot.

Seifer: ?! How'd you guess?!

Squall: .. I see your face on the television

Seifer: WHAT?! You do not see me! You lie! Because.. I'm Invincible! AHAHA!

Seifer's attention turned toward the television that was opposite of him, before letting out a scream.

Seifer: NO! I CAN NOT BE SEEN! NOOOOO!!

In a fit, without paying attention, Seifer ran toward the camera. Within just a few seconds, Seifer rammed his head into the camera, and fell backwards. This display of stupidity could be seen all wround the world. Opening his eyes, Seifer found himself on the floor, before screaming

Seifer: SHUT OFF CAMERA! NOW! NO MORE BROADCAST.. AHHH! MY HEAD!

Right after his scream of pain, the commercial shut off and returned to the game show, Zell's Love Machine