TITLE: "New Friends, Old Friends, and Just Friends"
AUTHOR: Diane
FEEDBACK: ggfan@prodigy.net
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Amy Sherman-Palladino and the WB.
COMMENTS: This is my version of the Season 3 opener. Any feedback is much appreciated.
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TEASER
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Lorelai is in her pajamas, talking to Rory on the phone. They are in the middle of a game to see who can name the most movies based in Washington, DC.
LORELAI
...Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
INT. DORM ROOM
Rory is in her pajamas, lying in bed, talking on the phone to her mom.
RORY
Broadcast News.
LORELAI
The Exorcist.
RORY
In the Line of Fire.
LORELAI
(pause)
No Way Out.
RORY
(pause)
All the President's Men.
Lorelai pauses for a few moments, trying to think of another movie.
LORELAI
Wait....
RORY
Time's up! I win.
LORELAI
How can I lose a movie face-off? I'm old. I'm losing my touch.
RORY
I still love you.
LORELAI
Thanks, but if you really love me, you'll let me win next time.
RORY
When we were in Georgetown yesterday, I saw those stairs from the Exorcist.
LORELAI
That's so cool.
RORY
It's not quite the same without the scary music playing in the background, but it was still pretty cool to see them.
LORELAI
Now that you've been at school for a while and really feel settled in, how do you like living in the dorms?
RORY
It's good. I never went to camp, so it's kind of fun for me having people around all the time. You were SO right about the flip-flops for the bathroom and showers, though. (shudders)
It also makes me appreciate having my own room at home.
LORELAI
The dorms are designed to make you miss home, and we parents appreciate that.
RORY
Before I forget... for my birthday, all I want are rolls of quarters for the laundry and vending machines.
LORELAI
I'll start rolling up my change tonight.
RORY
Anything new happening in Stars Hollow?
LORELAI
Not too much. I've seen your friend Jess skulking around town.
RORY
Skulking?
LORELAI
Skulking, walking, what's the difference? At first I was hoping that he was just visiting Luke for the summer, but Miss Patty said that he moved back.
RORY
I think I might have heard something about that, too.
LORELAI
You know, if you start going out with Jess, you would be Jess' girl, which is close enough to Jessie's Girl that I would have to tease you mercilessly about that. I'd even pay the troubadours to play that song every time you walk down the street.
RORY
Don't start. I'm going out with Dean and that's that. Jess and I are friends.
LORELAI
With friends like that...
RORY
I wish you would give Jess another chance so you could see he's not so bad. I know he didn't make the best first impression-
LORELAI
First, second, tenth.
RORY
Forget it. You've obviously got your mind made up about him and nothing I say is going to change that, so can we please change the subject?
LORELAI
Gladly.
RORY
How are things between you and Luke?
LORELAI
Fine.
RORY
If things were fine, then you would've known weeks ago that Jess had moved back to Stars Hollow. I can't believe you're still fighting.
LORELAI
Honey, it's nothing to worry about. It's just taking a little longer than expected for things to get back to normal.
RORY
It's been a really long time.
LORELAI
It's nothing for you to worry about. You should be concentrating on having a good time.
RORY
I've been with Paris nonstop for over a month.
LORELAI
By good time, I meant lots of planned outings and nightly study sessions. How bad has it been?
RORY
Actually, it hasn't been bad at all. We're getting along well. We've got a little system going. She makes a schedule of all the things she wants us to do every day and then I go through the schedule and accept or veto each item.
LORELAI
Ah, democracy at work.
RORY
I haven't vetoed anything yet, but I might have to wield my power soon, just to keep her in check.
LORELAI
Paris on a power trip is a scary thing to behold. I'm glad you're having a good time. I love you and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
RORY
Love you, too.
Rory hangs up the phone. Paris walks in carrying a shower bucket.
PARIS
So, what's the verdict on tomorrow's schedule? Did it sail through again?
RORY
(picks up a notebook)
I'm sorry, I've got a problem with line item 5. It has to go.
PARIS
What?
(snatches notebook and reads)
How can you not want to see the Jefferson Memorial?
RORY
It's not that I don't want to, it's that we've already seen it... twice. I'd like to see some things we haven't seen yet.
PARIS
Like what?
RORY
How about the zoo?
PARIS
You're not serious.
RORY
I need a fun break. I don't get to go to the zoo very much at home, so yes, I am serious.
PARIS
Fine, we'll go to the zoo.
RORY
Good. It's settled then. Good night.
PARIS
Good night.
Rory turns off the light next to her side of the bed and closes her eyes. Paris gets into bed, and then sits up.
PARIS
I'll go to the zoo, but you are not dragging me around to see another stupid staircase from a movie.
Rory pretends to snore. Paris makes a face, lies back down, and turns off the light.
END OF TEASER
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ACT ONE
INT. LUKE'S DINER - FRIDAY EVENING
Lorelai walks into the diner. She's dressed for dinner at her parents.
LORELAI
Hi, Luke.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
How's it going?
LUKE
Fine. What can I get you?
LORELAI
Well, I'm off to dinner with my mother, so some arsenic would be great.
Luke is silent.
LORELAI (cont'd)
Just some coffee to go, please.
LUKE
Okay.
Luke pours the coffee and gives it to Lorelai.
LORELAI
Thanks.
LUKE
You're welcome.
Awkward pause.
LORELAI
Well, I guess I'll see you later.
LUKE
Okay. See ya.
Jess walks in as Lorelai is walking out. There's an uncomfortable silence between them.
LORELAI
Jess.
JESS
Lorelai.
Lorelai walks out.
JESS
(pretending to have a conversation)
I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
LUKE
Cut it out.
JESS
She looked like she wanted to throw her coffee in my face.
LUKE
She wouldn't waste coffee that way.
JESS
Face it. She doesn't like me. She hasn't liked me since day one.
LUKE
That's not true. She was very nice to you when you first got here. She even invited you over to her house to welcome you and you know what you did? You took beer from her fridge, gave her attitude, and walked out on dinner. Since then, you've been nothing but obnoxious. If you're going to treat people like that, don't cry about it later when they're not falling over themselves to be nice to you.
JESS
If she's so wonderful, why haven't you talked to her in months?
LUKE
What are you talking about? I talk to her.
JESS
Please. I probably talk to her more than you do. You two haven't done your stupid bantering thing since the accident. The few times she comes into the diner, you barely say anything to her. It's obvious you're mad at her and it's obvious it has to do with me.
LUKE
You don't know what you're talking about.
JESS
Fine.
Jess walks upstairs.
INT. RICHARD AND EMILY'S HOUSE - LATER FRIDAY NIGHT
Lorelai and Emily are eating dinner in silence.
EMILY
I'm sorry that your father couldn't make it to dinner. He had to meet a potential client for dinner.
LORELAI
It's okay. I think it's great that his business is taking off. He's the happiest I've seen him in a long time.
EMILY
Yes, he is.
They continue eating in silence.
EMILY
It'll be nice to have Rory back, won't it?
LORELAI
Yeah, it will. I miss her a lot.
More silence.
EMILY
Is everything all right? You've been awfully quiet lately. It's not like you.
LORELAI
Everything's fine. I'm just in a little funk. I'll get over it.
EMILY
I know you miss Rory, but you should think of the time apart as practice so you won't be as upset when she goes off to college next year. You could go months at a time without seeing her.
LORELAI
That's true.
EMILY
And then after she graduates, who knows where she'll wind up moving to?
LORELAI
Thanks, Mom. You're just a ray of sunshine in my otherwise bleak day.
EMILY
I'm sorry. Let's change the subject. At Sookie's wedding, you told me that we'd be seeing more of Christopher around and-
LORELAI
Talking about Christopher is not going to cheer me up.
EMILY
Why not? Things were going so well between you two.
LORELAI
They were.
EMILY
(pause)
Well, what happened?
LORELAI
I guess you were going to find out sooner or later...
EMILY
Lorelai, find out what?
LORELAI
Do you remember Sherri?
EMILY
Who's Sherri?
LORELAI
Christopher's girlfriend. The one whose name you never remember.
EMILY
What about her?
LORELAI
She's pregnant.
EMILY
Pregnant?
LORELAI
Yes.
EMILY
She's pregnant and you didn't tell me?
LORELAI
Yes, she is pregnant and no, I didn't tell you.
EMILY
Well, let me add that little tidbit of information to my list of things you don't tell me about.
LORELAI
What's that supposed to mean?
EMILY
You didn't tell me that you were engaged, that Rory was in a car accident, about your graduation and now this. I don't understand why you feel it necessary to withhold information from me.
LORELAI
I didn't tell you about this because I knew you would make a big deal about it and I didn't want to hear it.
EMILY
I will not make a big deal about it.
(pause)
I can't believe she's having a baby. Are they getting married?
LORELAI
I don't know.
EMILY
He is the most irresponsible man. How could he let this happen again?
LORELAI
It takes two to get pregnant, Mom.
EMILY
What kind of example does this set for Rory?
LORELAI
As you well know, children don't always follow their parents example.
EMILY
That's the best you can come up with? You think she's going to buy into the whole "Do as I say, not as I do" argument?
LORELAI
What do you want me to say? She knows I don't want what happened to me to happen to her. We have talked about sex. Rory's a responsible girl. I trust her judgment.
EMILY
You've talked to her about sex? How do you expect her to take either you or Christopher seriously?
(pause)
I still can't get over the fact that Christopher would let this happen again.
LORELAI
I'm not that thrilled about it, either, but he is taking more responsibility this time.
EMILY
Well, I would hope so. He's in his 30's, for God's sake.
(pause)
Maybe he won't marry this woman. Maybe there's still a chance-
LORELAI
No, Mom. Christopher and I will never be together as a couple.
EMILY
(pause)
Well, I'm sorry to hear that it didn't work out between you two. I know you must be very disappointed.
Lorelai waits to see if her mother is going to say any more. Emily continues to eat.
LORELAI
That's it? You're not going to lecture me again about ruining my one chance at happiness?
EMILY
I don't know what you're talking about.
LORELAI
You don't remember yelling at me in the kitchen about how it should've been me that had a life with him, not Sherri?
EMILY
There have been so many arguments in the kitchen, it's hard to remember them all.
LORELAI
(flabbergasted)
Now you decide to get a sense of humor?
EMILY
I might have said something like that, but can't a person change their mind?
LORELAI
So, now you're saying you don't think Christopher and I should be together?
EMILY
I once hoped that you, Rory, and Christopher would be together as a family, but he just can't seem to stop himself from hurting or disappointing both you and Rory. I'm not sure it would have ever worked out with you two, even if this Sherri weren't in the picture.
LORELAI
I don't believe this. You've gone from "it should've been you" to "it'll never work out."
EMILY
Well, there comes a time when you just have to let go. When you spend your time focusing on things that should have been or could have been you lose sight of things that could be in the future.
LORELAI
(pause)
Who are you and what have you done with my mother?
EMILY
Honestly, Lorelai. Must you be so dramatic about everything?
LORELAI
I'm sorry. This is just not the reaction I was expecting from you.
EMILY
Did it ever occur to you that you underestimate me at times?
LORELAI
Um... no.
EMILY
I was surprised to learn that you even tried again with Christopher. I thought for sure there was something going on between you and Luke.
LORELAI
Enough already about that. We're just friends. Actually, at this point, I don't even know that much. He's barely spoken to me in months.
EMILY
Ah, reason number two for your depressed state. And why exactly is Luke not speaking to you? Is it about Christopher?
LORELAI
No. We got into a fight after Rory's car accident and I said some things I shouldn't have.
EMILY
You? I'm shocked.
LORELAI
He says we're not fighting anymore, but things just aren't the same. He's very standoffish.
EMILY
And that upsets you?
LORELAI
Yes, that upsets me. He's one of my best friends.
EMILY
Does he know that you're just friends?
LORELAI
What do you mean?
EMILY
For a smart woman, you're being awfully thick-headed about this. It's quite obvious that he's interested in you and you're interested in him.
LORELAI
Drop it, Mom. Luke is my friend. I can't picture him any other way.
EMILY
(smiles)
If you say so.
INT. DORM ROOM
Rory is talking to Lane on the phone.
LANE
I'm so glad you're coming home soon. It's been so boring without you.
RORY
I'm ready to go home, too. Six weeks is a long time.
LANE
I know Dean will be happy when you're back, too. I don't think I've ever actually seen someone pine before, but now I have.
RORY
He's pining?
LANE
Pining.
RORY
Have you seen Jess?
LANE
I see him at Luke's sometimes and he comes into the music store. He really knows his stuff. He's going to summer school, too.
RORY
He is?
LANE
Yeah. Luke laid down the law on that one. He said he had to go to summer school and get his grades up so he can graduate on time.
(pause)
Why are you so interested in Jess?
RORY
I'm not. I was just wondering.
LANE
What's going on with you guys?
RORY
What? Nothing! Why?
LANE
You went to see him in New York, and didn't tell Dean about it. Then he moves back to Stars Hollow, a place he claims to hate. Something is going on.
RORY
I really don't know what's going on. I love Dean, but I keep thinking about Jess.
LANE
So you're dating Dean, but you have feelings for Jess. Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
RORY
I know, I know. I don't need a lecture right now. I need advice.
LANE
You're asking me? My experience with one boy at a time is fairly limited, never mind two.
RORY
I thought this time away from both of them would help clear my head, sort things out.
LANE
And?
RORY
Nothing's clearer!
LANE
Maybe you shouldn't be going out with Dean anymore if you're interested in Jess.
RORY
I can't break up with Dean. He's a great boyfriend. He hasn't done anything wrong. I can't hurt him like that.
LANE
That doesn't sound like a good reason to stay together to me, but what do I know?
RORY
Things are going to be so weird with Dean and Jess when I get back home.
LANE
Why are things going to be weird? Jess doesn't know how you feel, right?
RORY
(pause)
Right.
LANE
My mom's calling. I need to get off the phone. We'll talk about this more when you get home, okay?
RORY
Okay. See you soon.
INT. INDEPENDENCE INN - MORNING - KITCHEN
Sookie is cooking in the kitchen. Lorelai walks in.
SOOKIE
Good morning.
LORELAI
(dejected)
Hey.
SOOKIE
What's wrong?
LORELAI
Aside from being sad, lonely and depressed? Nothing.
SOOKIE
I know you miss Rory, but she'll be home soon.
LORELAI
It's not just that. I keep thinking about her going away to college next year. If this is how I feel with her gone for a few weeks in the summer, I can't imagine what I'll feel like then. It's so depressing.
SOOKIE
I know. Hey, the one good thing about Rory being away is that you and Christopher have been able to make the most of an empty house.
(nudges Lorelai with her elbow)
Lorelai makes a sad face and shakes her head.
SOOKIE
Oh, no. I thought things were going so well with you guys.
LORELAI
They were. Then Chris found out that Sherri's pregnant and that pretty much squashed our chances together.
SOOKIE
Oh, my God. I can't believe that. When did you find out?
LORELAI
At your wedding.
SOOKIE
Honey, I'm so sorry. All this time I've been going on and on about how happy I am and you've been carrying this around. You should've told me!
LORELAI
I didn't want to put a damper on your wedding or honeymoon.
SOOKIE
Are they getting married?
LORELAI
I'm not sure, but it's definitely not going to work between us. He's staying in Boston to be with Sherri and the baby. He doesn't want to make the same mistakes with this baby as he did with Rory.
SOOKIE
So he finally grows up and you two have a real chance together and then this happens? That is sad.
LORELAI
Yeah.
SOOKIE
I think it's a sign that it just wasn't meant to be with Christopher. You could look at it as a blessing in disguise that you didn't waste a lot of time with him, just to find out years from now that he really wasn't the one for you.
LORELAI
You're right. At this point, though, it's so hard to see the positive. I really thought that it might work out this time. The timing finally seemed right.
SOOKIE
I'm sorry it didn't work out. I know how you feel about Christopher.
LORELAI
On top of all that, Luke is still mad at me. I can't believe how long this has gone on.
SOOKIE
I don't want to take sides or anything, but you did say that the entire town hated his nephew.
LORELAI
I know.
SOOKIE
And that it was his fault that Rory was in an accident.
LORELAI
I know.
SOOKIE
And you told him to go to hell.
LORELAI
Thank you, Sookie! I remember why he's mad at me.
SOOKIE
Sorry.
LORELAI
I wrote him a note and I've apologized a million times. What else can I do?
SOOKIE
You've apologized. There's nothing else you can do. It's just going to take him some time to get over it. All you can do is wait until he comes around.
LORELAI
I hope it's soon. I miss how he used to tease me and get annoyed at me. It's not the same when he's all nice and polite.
SOOKIE
Jeez, I wish he would get a crush on me.
LORELAI
What?
SOOKIE
Don't you think part of the reason he's behaving this way is because of the way he feels about you?
LORELAI
You've been hanging around my mother too long. Like I told her, Luke and I are just friends.
SOOKIE
Exactly. I think he knows that now. I mean, imagine how you would feel if someone you liked and was hoping liked you back told you to go to hell.
LORELAI
I think you're reading too much into this.
SOOKIE
You're the one saying that this has been different than your other fights. It sounds to me like he's purposely distancing himself from you so he can go back to thinking of you as just a friend.
LORELAI
You're crazy.
SOOKIE
You're blind, but you're not going to hear any more about it from me because I don't think he likes you anymore.
LORELAI
Thank you.
SOOKIE
I'd take you out to dinner and a movie to cheer you up, but Jackson and I are driving to a produce farm after work and we won't be home until late.
LORELAI
Don't worry about it. I'm just going to go home and watch some movies. I'll be fine.
SOOKIE
Are you sure? I'm sure Jackson can go himself.
LORELAI
Really, thanks for the offer, but I'll be fine.
END OF ACT ONE
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ACT TWO
INT. DORM ROOM - EVENING
Rory is on the phone, talking to Lorelai.
RORY
I'm glad I'm coming home soon. I'm totally craving Luke's cooking and coffee.
LORELAI
Me, too.
RORY
What do you mean? You said you and Luke made up.
LORELAI
We did. I was just saying that I was glad you were coming home soon, too.
RORY
Hmm... sounds suspicious. I'll find out what the real story is when I get back.
LORELAI
So, J. Edgar, have you been able to get through all the things on your to-do list?
RORY
And then some. Paris has had us visit every historic building, museum, statue, and cemetery there is in this city.
LORELAI
Maybe you should take a night off and go to dinner or catch a movie or something. All I'm doing tonight is watching movies.
RORY
That sounds great to me, but Paris thinks the best time to see the monuments is at night. I'll see what I can do, though.
Paris walks in the room.
LORELAI
Okay. Have a good night. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you.
RORY
I love you, too.
Rory hangs up the phone.
PARIS
Okay, so tonight I was thinking we should-
RORY
I think we should take it easy tonight.
PARIS
What?
RORY
I'm tired. We've been here for weeks and we haven't had one night where we just hung out and relaxed.
PARIS
But, there's so much to do. This book says that-
RORY
Paris, put down the book.
PARIS
But what about-
RORY
Put down the book.
PARIS
But-
RORY
Put it down.
Paris puts the book down.
RORY (cont'd)
Good. Now, tonight, we're not leaving this room unless it's to go to the bathroom or get junk food from the vending machines.
PARIS
We're not?
RORY
No.
Paris pulls out another book.
PARIS (cont'd)
I brought a book with some SAT practice tests. We can work on those.
RORY
I don't think you understand the concept of taking it easy. I was thinking we could just order a pizza and watch some tv tonight.
PARIS
And then what?
RORY
That's it.
PARIS
That's it?
RORY
Yep.
PARIS
Well... okay. That sounds fun.
RORY
Good. It's settled, then. You order the pizza and I'll see what's on tv.
(looks around the room)
I keep forgetting there's no tv here. Why don't we go out for a bite and then go to the movies?
PARIS
Sure. Why not?
RORY
Let's go.
Rory and Paris walk out of the room.
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - EVENING
Lorelai puts a movie in the VCR. She sits on the couch and watches for a little bit, then stops the movie and walks over to the phone. She picks up the phone, thinks about whom to call, and then dials the phone.
LORELAI
Hi, it's Lorelai. This is going to sound weird, but I was wondering if you wanted to come over and watch a movie with me?
CUT TO:
Lorelai is pulling out a bag of popcorn from the microwave in the kitchen. She pours the popcorn into a bowl. The front doorbell rings. Lorelai puts the popcorn on the living room table, walks over to open the front door. Emily is there.
LORELAI
Hey, Mom.
EMILY
Lorelai.
LORELAI
I'm glad you could make it. Come on in.
Emily walks in.
LORELAI
Your timing is perfect. I just finished making the popcorn.
EMILY
It smells delicious.
LORELAI
Sit. Make yourself comfortable. I'll be right back with some drinks. I was going to get a soda. What would you like?
EMILY
Soda would be fine, thank you.
Lorelai walks into the kitchen to get the drinks. Emily sits down on the couch. Lorelai comes back in with the sodas and hands one to Emily.
EMILY
Thank you. So, what's the movie tonight?
LORELAI
You're the guest, so it's your choice.
(Lorelai points to a stack of movies on the table)
I picked out some movies I thought you might like, but we can watch whatever you want.
EMILY
I'm sure any of them would be fine.
LORELAI
Okay, then.
(tilts her head to read the titles)
Let's see... I'm kind of in the mood for an oldie but goodie...
EMILY
(points to one)
How about this one?
LORELAI
(pulls out the movie)
From Here to Eternity. Great choice. Good story, good performances, and men that are easy on the eyes.
EMILY
(smiles)
I know. Why do you think I selected it?
LORELAI
(teasing)
Ooh... you're wicked.
EMILY
(laughing)
Oh, Lorelai.
Lorelai puts the movie in the VCR and walks back to the couch.
LORELAI
Thanks for coming over tonight, Mom. I was feeling lonely and needed some company.
EMILY
It's my pleasure. You can call me anytime.
LORELAI
Thanks. Are you going to be comfortable with what you're wearing?
EMILY
I'll be fine.
LORELAI
Are you sure? It is movie night. A night to kick back, relax, and pig out. Comfortable clothing is a must. I can give you some sweats to wear if you want.
EMILY
Well, that does sound appealing. If you're sure you have an extra pair...
LORELAI
I'll be right back.
Lorelai starts walking to the stairs, stops, and turns around.
LORELAI (cont'd)
It's going to be pretty late when the movie finishes. Why don't you spend the night so you don't have to drive home?
EMILY
I don't know...
LORELAI
Come on. It'll be fun. We'll make it a double feature.
EMILY
(enthused)
Well, why not?
LORELAI
Great! I'll go get you some clothes.
EMILY
And I'll call your father to let him know I'll be spending the night.
Lorelai runs upstairs to get the clothes and Emily walks over to the phone.
EMILY
(calls after Lorelai)
Nothing with glitter, beads, or animal prints, please!
EXT. DOOSE'S MARKET - MORNING
Taylor is talking to Kirk outside the market. Jess walks up.
JESS
Taylor, can I talk to you for a minute?
TAYLOR
Just a minute.
Taylor pulls out his wallet and counts the money in it.
TAYLOR
Kirk, I need you to attest to the fact that I currently have 34 dollars in my wallet.
Kirk checks the content of the wallet. Jess looks annoyed.
KIRK
This is a terrible driver's license picture.
Taylor snatches the wallet back from Kirk.
TAYLOR
Can you please write down that I have 34 dollars, along with the date and time, just in case I need proof later that I'm a few dollars short after talking to Jess?
Kirk pulls out a notepad, checks his watch, and writes down the information.
KIRK
Got it.
TAYLOR
Thank you.
JESS
(sarcastic)
That's funny.
TAYLOR
If only it was a joke. Now, what did you want to talk to me about?
Jess takes some money out of his pocket and holds it out.
JESS
Here.
TAYLOR
What's that?
JESS
I'm paying you back for your sign that was broken in the accident. This should be enough to cover it.
(pause)
I'm sorry about the sign.
Taylor eyes the money suspiciously.
JESS (cont'd)
Oh, calm down, Elliott Ness. The money's clean. I work at Luke's, remember?
Kirk laughs at the joke. Taylor rolls his eyes and takes the money.
TAYLOR
I hope you know this doesn't excuse all the other things you've done.
JESS
I didn't think it would.
(pause)
I better get back to work.
TAYLOR
That's good. Work is good.
Jess walks back to the diner. Taylor opens up his wallet and he and Kirk make sure all the money is still in it.
INT. LUKE'S DINER - MORNING
Lorelai walks into the diner.
LORELAI
Hi.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
How are you?
LUKE
Fine, thanks. You?
LORELAI
Hanging in there.
(pause)
I'm having a Welcome Home party for Rory tomorrow at 8:00 at my house. I know Rory would want you to be there, so I hope you can make it.
LUKE
I'll see what I can do.
LORELAI
Okay. So, maybe I'll see you later.
Jess walks into the diner. There's an awkward silence between the three.
LORELAI
(to Jess)
I'm throwing a Welcome Home party for Rory tomorrow at 8:00... and you're invited.
JESS
I am?
LORELAI
Yes. I know you and Rory are friends, so...
JESS
I'll be there. Thanks.
LORELAI
Well, I should get going.
Lorelai starts to walk towards the door, then stops and turns around.
LORELAI (cont'd)
Oh, and Jess? It's a closed bar.
JESS
Got it.
Lorelai leaves. Jess gives Luke a look that indicates he's surprised that she asked him to the party.
LUKE
I'll be right back.
Luke goes out to catch Lorelai.
LUKE
Hey, Lorelai, wait up a second.
LORELAI
That's the most you've spoken to me in months. To what do I owe the honor?
LUKE
Thanks for that.
LORELAI
For what?
LUKE
For inviting Jess to the party.
LORELAI
Well, the party is for Rory, and they're friends, right?
LUKE
Yeah, they are. It's just that what you said about him after the accident-
LORELAI
I was upset. I shouldn't have said those things about him.
LUKE
Anyway, thanks again for inviting him.
Luke starts walking back in the diner.
LORELAI
Luke, wait. Let me get this out in the open. I don't hate Jess, but I do have reservations about him and Rory hanging out together. He drinks, smokes, fights, and steals. He doesn't care about work or school and he's got a bad attitude. He treats everyone, including you, like crap. I know it was an accident, but I do hold it against him that Rory got hurt when she was with him. That's probably unfair, but that's how I feel.
LUKE
(snorts)
Sounds like love to me.
LORELAI
I said I don't hate him, but I admit I don't like him too much, either. I don't trust him and I worry about his influence on Rory. I wouldn't care as much if they really were just friends, but I think they like each other and that scares me.
LUKE
(pause)
Fair enough.
LORELAI
It is?
LUKE
Yes. Jess acted like an ass when he was here before. I can't blame you, or others, for not liking or trusting him at this point. But if you feel this way, why did you invite him to the party?
LORELAI
It doesn't really matter if I like him or not. Rory obviously likes him and pretending or hoping otherwise isn't going to solve anything.
LUKE
I hope you're willing to give him another chance. Underneath the attitude, there's a good kid.
LORELAI
There is?
LUKE
Yeah, there is.
LORELAI
He's lucky to have you watching out for him. I know that Rory's probably part of the reason he moved back, but I think a lot of it also had to do with you. You look out for him and he knows it.
LUKE
Yeah, well... I've made my fair share of mistakes with him, too.
LORELAI
He's lucky to have you. I hope he appreciates it.
(pause)
Can I just say one more time that I'm really, really sorry about the other things I said after the accident?
LUKE
You mean like telling me to go to hell?
LORELAI
Yeah. That was way out of line and I was wrong and I'm really, really, really sorry. I want to be friends again. Can you forgive me?
LUKE
(pause)
Yep.
LORELAI
For real this time? No more Mr. Freeze?
LUKE
No more Mr. Freeze.
LORELAI
Wait a minute. You're just forgiving me now because the diner can barely keep afloat without my patronage, aren't you?
LUKE
(laughs)
Pretty much.
LORELAI
I can accept that. So, I'll see you tonight?
LUKE
I'll be there.
LORELAI
Great.
Luke walks back into the diner. Lorelai gets a big smile on her face, happy that she and Luke have made up.
INT. INDEPENDENCE INN - KITCHEN
Sookie is in the kitchen. Lorelai comes in.
LORELAI
(cheery)
Hello, hello.
SOOKIE
Hi! You're in a much better mood today.
LORELAI
Things are looking up. Rory's coming home soon, I haven't thought about Christopher once today... until I just said that... and Luke and I finally made up.
SOOKIE
That's great! So, what made him cave?
LORELAI
I think maybe he was just tired of being mad at me. Plus, I pretty much got down on my knees and begged for forgiveness.
SOOKIE
You'll have to remember that next time.
LORELAI
Also, I invited Jess to Rory's party and Luke really seemed to appreciate that.
SOOKIE
Well, that makes sense, actually.
LORELAI
It does?
SOOKIE
I know it's not exactly the same thing, but how fast would you be to forgive Luke if he said he hated Rory?
LORELAI
Good point.
SOOKIE
I think it's great that you invited Jess. I know that wasn't easy for you.
LORELAI
Don't praise me too much. I didn't really want to. I thought Rory might get mad if I didn't invite him and I didn't want to spoil her homecoming. Also, I wanted to invite Luke, so I pretty much had to invite Jess.
SOOKIE
Well, after all that's happened and how you feel about him, I still think that's very big of you.
LORELAI
I guess I'm maturing. Ugh.
(pause)
Hey, guess what I did last night?
SOOKIE
What?
LORELAI
Had a slumber party with my mom.
SOOKIE
I see you've gotten your sense of humor back. Seriously, what did you do?
LORELAI
I am serious. I was lonely so I invited her over to watch movies and she wound up sleeping over.
SOOKIE
Where'd you hide the body?
LORELAI
That's the even more amazing thing. There's no body. We had a good time.
SOOKIE
That's great! You and your mom are getting along so much better recently.
LORELAI
I know. It feels pretty weird. I'm going to have to have another baby out of wedlock to get things back to normal.
SOOKIE
(pause)
Kirk's available.
LORELAI
Don't even joke about it.
SOOKIE
Keep an open mind, he's kind of cute. How about Michel?
LORELAI
You need to cut back on the amount of wine you use in your sauces.
Lorelai walks out of kitchen. Sookie calls out after her.
SOOKIE
Rune is single!
END OF ACT TWO
*************************
ACT THREE
INT. DORM ROOM - EVENING
Paris and Rory are taking a practice SAT test. Paris' watch beeps.
PARIS
Okay, that's time for this section. Let me reset my alarm for the next section.
Rory closes her book.
RORY
I think I've had enough today. I'm having trouble concentrating. Besides, I still have some packing to do. I can time you if you want while I pack.
Paris closes her book, too.
PARIS
No, thanks. I've had enough, too.
RORY
I can't believe it's our last night here. The time flew by, didn't it?
PARIS
Yeah, it did. I'm sorry we have to leave.
RORY
It was a great trip, but I'm a little homesick. This was good practice for next year, though, because I've never been away from my mom for such a long time.
PARIS
I don't remember ever seeing my mother for six weeks in a row.
RORY
Really?
PARIS
Really.
RORY
Sounds kind of lonely.
PARIS
It is. You're really lucky to be so close to your mom.
RORY
Yeah, I am.
(pause)
Can you believe our senior year is going to start in a few weeks? This time next year we'll be getting all our stuff ready for college. It's bizarre.
PARIS
I know. I've been thinking about going to Harvard for so long, now that it's almost time to apply, it seems like it came so fast.
RORY
Did you ever think about what you would do if you didn't get into Harvard?
PARIS
What are you talking about? I AM going to Harvard.
RORY
I know, but what if-
PARIS
There is no what if. I'm going. Why, you don't think I will?
RORY
No, you definitely will.
PARIS
So why are you asking?
RORY
I wish I were as confident as you are that I'm going to get in.
PARIS
I told you that you needed more extracurricular activities.
RORY
You don't think I'm going to get in?
PARIS
No, I'm sure you will.
RORY
But you're not positive?
PARIS
I'm positive you will.
RORY
I have no idea what I would do if I didn't get in.
PARIS
Don't think so negatively. I'm sure you'll get in. Besides, in terms of your backup schools, you pretty much have Yale locked up. How many people can say that?
RORY
You think so?
PARIS
Please. You've got great grades and test scores. This leadership program will help, and you're grandfather, who is big contributor, went to Yale.
RORY
But I don't want to go to Yale. I want to go to Harvard.
PARIS
Rory, you're psyching yourself out for no reason.
RORY
You're right.
(pause)
I guess we should get packing.
EXT. STARS HOLLOW BUS STOP - EARLY AFTERNOON
Lorelai is waiting for Rory at the bus stop. The bus pulls up and Rory gets off the bus. Lorelai and Rory hug. Lorelai spins Rory around.
LORELAI
I'm so glad you're home.
RORY
Me, too.
LORELAI
So, are you tired from the trip? Did you want to go home and take a nap?
RORY
I'm not too tired. I slept a little on the bus. Plus, I'm just so excited to be home.
LORELAI
You hungry?
RORY
Starving.
LORELAI
Well, we're at Luke's. We should be able to scrounge up something to eat there.
RORY
You guys did make up!
LORELAI
I told you. Let's go.
RORY
Actually, I'd love to go home and take a shower. I was just saying I was hungry to test you to see if you'd want to go to Luke's.
LORELAI
Sneaky, sneaky girl. The time in Washington has served you well.
(puts her arm around Rory)
Let's go home.
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE
RORY
I feel so much better after taking a shower and putting on some clean clothes.
LORELAI
I just started the first load of laundry. We should be finished with the last load around Thanksgiving.
RORY
Thanks. Do you mind if I go over to see Dean and Lane? I'll finish the wash when I get back.
LORELAI
No, not at all. Just make sure you're home around dinnertime, okay?
RORY
Are you actually going to cook?
LORELAI
(offended)
There will be food.
RORY
So Sookie's coming over?
LORELAI
Yep.
(pause)
Sookie and a few other people.
RORY
What?
LORELAI
It started out with Sookie and Jackson coming over.
RORY
What started out?
LORELAI
And then I thought it would be nice to have Babette and Maury and Miss Patty over to welcome you back. And then somehow your grandparents were invited and pretty soon it became a party.
RORY
What? Mom, I'm too old for this. It's not like I'm back from war or something. Please tell me only a few people are coming.
LORELAI
Only a few people are coming.
RORY
(whiny)
The whole town is coming?
LORELAI
It's a small town.
RORY
This is so embarrassing.
LORELAI
Oh, hush. It'll be fun.
RORY
I'll see you later.
LORELAI
Back before dinner, okay?
RORY
Okay.
Rory walks toward the door.
LORELAI
Say hi to Dean's lips for me!
RORY
Don't be gross.
Rory leaves.
INT. DOOSE'S MARKET
Dean is stocking shelves. Rory walks into the market. Dean sees her and smiles.
DEAN
Hey, you.
RORY
Hey.
Dean and Rory kiss.
DEAN
Welcome back. I missed you.
RORY
I missed you, too.
DEAN
I'm sorry I couldn't get off work today.
RORY
That's no problem. I'm just going to grab some lunch, say hi to Lane, then go home, do some laundry and rest up a little before the party. Speaking of which, did you know about the party?
DEAN
I did, but your mom told me I would pay if I told you about it and she scares me.
RORY
She scares a lot of people. Well, I should let you get back to work. I just wanted to come by and say hi. I'll see you tonight.
DEAN
Okay, I'll see you then.
Dean kisses Rory and she leaves the market.
INT. MUSIC STORE - AFTERNOON
Lane is in the music store, putting away CD's. Rory comes in. Lane rushes over to hug Rory.
LANE
Hey! I'm so glad you're back.
RORY
I'm glad to be back. It feels good to be home. Has anything new happened since I last talked to you?
LANE
Not really. I've mostly been helping out here and practicing my drumming.
RORY
Why don't you play me something? I'm dying to hear you.
LANE
I'm not quite ready for an audience yet. Besides, Sophie only lets me play after closing time.
RORY
Have you told your mom about it yet?
LANE
Are you kidding? She would never let me play the drums. That's way too rock and roll for her. Violin, cello, flute, possibly. Drums, no way.
RORY
You never know. I never would have thought she'd let you do cheerleading.
LANE
She only let me do that because I told her that not having enough extracurricular activities was going to hurt my chances of getting into college.
RORY
Well, maybe that's what you need to do with the drumming. Find a way to make it acceptable to her.
LANE
I'm so sick of having to sneak around and hide everything from her. I can't wait until I graduate so I can get away.
RORY
I was going to go over and grab a late lunch at Luke's. Do you want to join me?
LANE
Sorry, I can't. I just got here. Mom went to an antique show so this is going to be my only time I can get here this weekend.
(pause)
Have you seen Dean yet?
RORY
I just saw him at the market.
LANE
How about Jess?
RORY
I haven't seen him yet. Well, I'm starving, so I'm going to grab some lunch.
LANE
Okay. I'll see you tonight.
RORY
See you then.
Rory walks out of the music store and walks over to Luke's.
INT. LUKE'S DINER
Rory is sitting at the counter, eating a hamburger. She is drinking coffee.
RORY
This is so good. You have no idea how much I was craving a burger and fries.
Rory takes a bite of hamburger.
RORY (cont'd)
Mmm...
LUKE
Jeez, didn't they feed you in Washington?
RORY
Yeah, but there's no comparison to your food. You must use extra grease or something.
LUKE
That must be it.
RORY
So, how have things been around here?
LUKE
Same as always. Open the diner, serve food, close the diner, repeat.
RORY
That's good.
(pause)
Mom said that things were better between you two. I'm glad.
LUKE
Me, too.
RORY
Is Jess around?
LUKE
Nah, he's out studying.
RORY
Out studying?
LUKE
He's taking summer classes to get his grades up so he can graduate on time. He studies outside when it's nice.
RORY
How's he doing?
LUKE
With school?
RORY
With everything.
LUKE
I think he's actually going to class and studying this time, so I'm sure he's doing fine at school. I haven't gotten any calls from Taylor or the police recently, so I guess that's a good sign.
RORY
Sounds good to me.
(starts to pull money out to pay for lunch)
I need to get going. Thanks for the meal and coffee. I feel like myself again.
LUKE
It's on me. Welcome home.
RORY
Thanks. I guess I'll see you tonight.
LUKE
I'll be there.
Rory walks out of the diner.
EXT. BRIDGE
Jess is sitting on the bridge, reading a school textbook. Rory walks over to him.
RORY
Hi, Jess.
JESS
Rory.
RORY
How are you?
JESS
Fine. I take it you're talking to me now?
RORY
I'm sorry for not talking to you before I left. It's just that...
JESS
What?
RORY
It's just...
JESS
Just what?
RORY
You're not making this easy.
JESS
What do you expect me to say? This is the first time you've talked to me since the wedding. You're acting like I did something wrong when you're the one who kissed me.
RORY
I know, I'm sorry. I didn't know how to handle what happened. I feel so guilty. I love Dean and I don't want to hurt him. I don't want to hurt you, either, but...
JESS
Let me help. You're still going out with Dean and you just want to be friends with me, right?
RORY
Are you a mind reader?
JESS
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out after you've been treated like you have the plague.
RORY
I'm really, really sorry. I don't know what else to say. I've felt terrible about this since I've left.
JESS
Well, you should have.
RORY
Do you forgive me?
JESS
(pause)
I'll let it slide this time.
RORY
So, we're still friends?
JESS
Yeah, still friends.
RORY
Just friends, right?
JESS
I wouldn't have it any other way.
RORY
I heard you're going to summer school.
JESS
Are you checking up on me?
RORY
I think it's great.
JESS
Only you would think going to summer school is great.
RORY
You know what I mean. It's great that you're getting your grades back on track and can graduate on time. What are you studying?
JESS
(holds up his book)
The Marshall Plan.
RORY
(laughs)
Good luck with that.
(pause)
Well, I better get going.
JESS
Okay. I guess I'll see you tonight.
RORY
What?
JESS
Tonight. At the party.
RORY
You were invited?
JESS
Yep. I was surprised, too.
RORY
What about Dean?
JESS
I assume he's invited, too.
RORY
Very funny. You know what I mean. He's not going to like that you're there.
JESS
Probably not. What was I supposed to do? Your mom asked me and I said okay. I could cancel if you want.
RORY
No, don't do that. It's a good sign that she even asked you, so let's not ruin it. This is not good about Dean, though.
JESS
What's the big deal? We're just friends, right?
RORY
Yes, but you know he doesn't like you. There's always so much tension when you two are around each other. Can you try to stay away from him as much as possible? And don't provoke him.
JESS
What is he, a zoo animal?
RORY
Jess!
JESS
Don't worry about it. Luke told me to be on my best behavior tonight or else.
RORY
Or else what?
JESS
I don't know. I was going to ask him what the or else was, but he was pretty serious so I let it slide.
RORY
Well, listen to your uncle.
JESS
Relax. I'll steer clear of Dean, okay?
RORY
Okay. And be nice to my mom, too.
JESS
Jeez, you got a little bossy in Washington.
RORY
Have you met Paris?
JESS
Good point. I'll see you later.
Rory starts walking away. Jess calls after her.
JESS
Hey, Rory.
Rory turns around.
JESS
Welcome home.
RORY
(smiles)
Thanks.
(pause)
Do you realize that you just called Stars Hollow home?
JESS
It slipped out. Don't tell anyone.
RORY
Your secret's safe with me.
Rory walks off.
END OF ACT THREE
*************************
ACT FOUR
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - LATE AFTERNOON
Rory is in the living room, folding laundry. Lorelai sits down and helps her fold.
RORY
You must have really missed me if you're helping me fold my laundry.
LORELAI
What do you mean? I love laundry. I live for laundry. After I die, if I could come back as anything, it would be a washing machine.
RORY
(sniffs)
LORELAI
What are you doing?
RORY
I think someone's pants are on fire.
The phone rings. Rory gets up and answers the phone.
RORY
Hello?
CHRISTOPHER
Rory?
RORY
Hey, Dad!
CHRISTOPHER
Hey, honey. Welcome home.
RORY
Thanks.
CHRISTOPHER
I'm not going to be able to make it to the party tonight. I'm sorry.
RORY
That's okay. I figured with the new baby and everything, you wouldn't be coming around as much.
CHRISTOPHER
Rory, no matter what else is going on in my life or between your mom and me, I will always be there for you. I promise I will keep up with the weekly phone calls and I will come to see you in person as much as possible.
RORY
Okay.
CHRISTOPHER
Listen, about your mom and me...
RORY
I understand. You have to be with Sherri and the baby.
CHRISTOPHER
Yeah, I do. I'm sorry to get your hopes up about your mom and I getting back together. I didn't mean to hurt you or your mom.
RORY
I know you didn't.
(pause)
It's so weird to think I'm going to have a little brother or sister.
CHRISTOPHER
This is going to be one lucky baby to have you as a sister. Well, I should get going. Have a great time at your party. I'll talk to you Wednesday, okay?
RORY
Okay. Bye, Dad.
Rory hangs up the phone.
RORY
That was Dad. He's not going to be able to make it to the party.
LORELAI
I'm sorry, honey.
RORY
That's okay. I wasn't really expecting him to come. How are things between you guys?
LORELAI
As good as can be expected. I am disappointed that it didn't work out with your dad and me, but I'm not mad at him. You know that, right?
RORY
Right.
LORELAI
And no matter what else happens, your dad loves you very much.
RORY
I know. He loves you, too.
LORELAI
(resigned)
I know.
Sookie comes in the house, carrying boxes of food.
SOOKIE
Where's my city girl?
Rory comes over and hugs Sookie.
RORY
Hi, Sookie.
SOOKIE
Welcome home! I'm so excited you're back.
RORY
Thank you. It's great to be home.
SOOKIE
You look so grown up!
RORY
I do?
LORELAI
City kids grow up so fast.
SOOKIE
I wasn't sure what kind of cake you would be in the mood for so I made three. I hope you're hungry.
RORY
There's always room for cake. Thank you for making all this. I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
SOOKIE
Are you kidding? I live for this!
RORY
(to Lorelai)
Now that, I believe.
(pause)
Where's your husband?
SOOKIE
My husband? I still can't get used to that. It sounds so strange. He's at home. He knew I'd want to gab with the girls before the party so I came over early so we can talk while we get everything set up. He's coming by later.
LORELAI
Wise man.
TIME CUT TO:
LORELAI'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT
Music is playing and the guests have started arriving.
LORELAI
So, are you enjoying yourself so far?
RORY
Yes, I am. Thank you for doing all this.
LORELAI
You're welcome.
The doorbell rings.
LORELAI (cont'd)
It's a party and someone's ringing the doorbell, so I'm guessing it's your grandparents.
Rory goes to answer the door. Richard and Emily are on the porch.
RORY
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa.
Rory hugs Richard and Emily.
EMILY
Welcome back.
RORY
Thank you. It's good to be back. I'm so glad you could make it to the party.
RICHARD
We wouldn't miss it. I can't wait to hear every detail about your trip.
EMILY
And thank you for your postcards. That was very thoughtful. It almost felt like we were there with you.
RORY
I'm glad you liked them.
Lorelai walks up.
LORELAI
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Thanks for coming.
RICHARD
Lorelai, I don't know what you've done to your mother. She keeps pestering me to watch movies with her.
EMILY
Richard, stop exaggerating. I don't pester.
RORY
Grandma, I didn't know you liked watching movies so much.
LORELAI
Your grandmother came over the other night to keep me company and watch movies. I think I've created a monster.
EMILY
Oh, stop.
RORY
Come on in.
Richard and Emily walk in.
LORELAI
(under her breath to Emily)
Friday night after dinner... Cool Hand Luke?
EMILY
(smiles)
It's a date.
Emily walks in the house and Rory and Lorelai smile at each other.
CUT TO:
Babette and Miss Patty are sitting next to each other. Babette notices Luke and Jess walk in.
BABETTE
Here comes trouble.
MISS PATTY
And his handsome uncle. There are some good genes in that family.
BABETTE
Ain't that the truth.
CUT TO:
Lorelai is talking with Richard and Emily. Emily sees Luke and Jess walk in.
EMILY
(nods in Luke's direction)
The iceman cometh.
Lorelai looks over and sees Luke and smiles.
EMILY (cont'd)
I thought you two were fighting.
LORELAI
We made up.
EMILY
I'm glad.
LORELAI
Me, too.
Luke and Jess walk up to Lorelai, Richard, and Emily.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
Hi. I'm glad you made it.
EMILY
Hello, Luke. Nice to see you again.
LUKE
You, too.
(to Lorelai)
I'm going to throw this in the freezer, okay?
LORELAI
That'd be great. Thanks.
Luke walks into the kitchen with the ice, leaving Jess standing with Emily, Richard, and Lorelai.
LORELAI
I'm not sure if you met at the dinner in December or not, but Mom, Dad, this is Luke's nephew... Jess.
RICHARD
(shakes Jess' hand)
Ah, the infamous Jess.
JESS
That's me.
EMILY
The boy that broke our granddaughter's arm.
(insincere)
How nice to meet you.
JESS
(equally insincere)
Likewise.
Emily gives Jess a nasty look. Luke comes to the kitchen archway and calls over to Jess.
LUKE
Hey, Jess. Can you come and help me for a second?
JESS
(to Luke)
Sure.
(to Lorelai, Emily, and Richard)
See you later.
Jess walks off to help Luke.
EMILY
So, that's Jess.
LORELAI
That's Jess.
EMILY
I'm worried.
LORELAI
Me, too.
CUT TO:
Lane and Rory are talking.
LANE
How does it feel to be back?
RORY
Great. I'm looking forward to doing absolutely nothing the next few weeks.
Jess walks up and joins Lane and Rory.
LANE
I can't believe we're going to be seniors. This is going to be the best year ever!
RORY
You think?
LANE
Why wouldn't it be?
RORY
Between the SAT's, applying to college, and waiting for the results, this year is going to be nerve-wracking.
LANE
But once all that is done, think about the rest of the year. We've got Senior Skip day, the Prom...
JESS
Graduation.
LANE
(nods in agreement)
Graduation.
RORY
Lane, why don't you join the band this year? Your mom might approve of that.
LANE
I only started playing a few months ago. I'm not good enough for the band.
JESS
I was walking by the store the other night and I heard you playing. You're sounding a lot better.
LANE
You think?
JESS
Totally.
LANE
Thanks!
JESS
One thing I don't get, though. Why do you play in the dark?
LANE
It's just a thing that we drummers do.
JESS
(not believing her)
I hadn't heard that.
LANE
It's a thing we drummers do when our mothers won't let us play.
JESS
She won't let you play? That's crazy!
LANE and RORY
Shhhh!!
LANE
Have you not met my mother? She's got ears all around.
(pause)
Where's Dean tonight?
RORY
He should be here soon.
Paris walks in the front door.
LANE
Isn't that Paris? I'm surprised she's here. I thought you didn't like her that much.
RORY
We've been getting along a lot better lately. Believe it or not, she can be nice. We have a lot in common.
LANE
I didn't know you were such good friends.
RORY
I don't know if you would call us good friends, but we have reached the friends stage.
Paris walks up to Lane, Rory, and Jess.
RORY
Hey, Paris. I'm glad you could make it.
PARIS
Thanks for inviting me.
RORY
You remember Lane and Jess, right?
PARIS
Hi.
LANE and JESS
Hey.
PARIS
There's your grandfather. I'm going to go talk to him about our plans for next year's government, okay?
RORY
Sure. He'd love it.
Paris walks off.
JESS
She wants to go talk to your grandfather?
RORY
They get along amazingly well.
Lane clears her throat. Dean walks up, obviously upset that Rory is talking with Jess.
DEAN
(to Jess)
What are you doing here?
JESS
I was invited.
DEAN
(to Rory)
You invited him here?
JESS
Calm down. She didn't invite me.
DEAN
(to Jess)
Shut up.
LANE
(jumps in, trying to be helpful)
I invited him.
DEAN
What?
LANE
(pulls Dean over a few steps and talks to Dean under her breath)
I asked Lorelai to invite him. We've been hanging out a lot at the music store and I kind of got a crush on him.
DEAN
You like Jess? I thought Paris liked him.
LANE
(feigning shock)
What?
(to Rory)
Why didn't you tell me Paris likes Jess?
DEAN
(to Rory)
Do you train all your friends to say they like Jess?
Dean starts walking away.
RORY
Dean, wait.
DEAN
Why? Are there some other people that like Jess that I haven't talked to yet?
RORY
I didn't ask anyone to say that!
DEAN
He isn't all that, so they're obviously lying for you. Enjoy your party.
Dean heads for the door.
RORY
Dean, wait!
CUT TO:
EXT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - FRONT PORCH
Dean and Rory walk out on the porch.
DEAN
What is he doing here?
RORY
I think pretty much the whole town is here. Don't let it bother you.
DEAN
He likes my girlfriend and I'm not supposed to let it bother me? Why are you talking to him?
RORY
Jess and I are friends.
DEAN
You're not friends, Rory. He likes you... and I think you like him. Every time my back is turned, you're with him.
RORY
I'm not with him. We were just talking.
DEAN
I'm so tired of this. I'm tired of being last on your list of priorities. I'm tired of worrying about you and Jess. I'm tired of feeling like you don't love me anymore.
(pause)
It's not working out with us, is it?
Rory pauses, then shakes her head.
DEAN (cont'd)
You want to go out with Jess, don't you?
RORY
(pause)
I don't know.
DEAN
It doesn't matter anyway. We've been drifting apart for a long time. I just didn't want to admit it. It was like the harder I fought to keep us together, the more distant you became.
RORY
I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say. I just don't feel the same way about you that I used to.
DEAN
I think that says it all. I just wish you had said it a long time ago.
RORY
I didn't mean to hurt you.
DEAN
(sad, resigned)
Well, it kind of worked out that way, didn't it?
(pause)
I guess this is it. Bye, Rory.
Dean walks off as Rory watches tearfully.
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE
AUTHOR: Diane
FEEDBACK: ggfan@prodigy.net
DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to Amy Sherman-Palladino and the WB.
COMMENTS: This is my version of the Season 3 opener. Any feedback is much appreciated.
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TEASER
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Lorelai is in her pajamas, talking to Rory on the phone. They are in the middle of a game to see who can name the most movies based in Washington, DC.
LORELAI
...Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
INT. DORM ROOM
Rory is in her pajamas, lying in bed, talking on the phone to her mom.
RORY
Broadcast News.
LORELAI
The Exorcist.
RORY
In the Line of Fire.
LORELAI
(pause)
No Way Out.
RORY
(pause)
All the President's Men.
Lorelai pauses for a few moments, trying to think of another movie.
LORELAI
Wait....
RORY
Time's up! I win.
LORELAI
How can I lose a movie face-off? I'm old. I'm losing my touch.
RORY
I still love you.
LORELAI
Thanks, but if you really love me, you'll let me win next time.
RORY
When we were in Georgetown yesterday, I saw those stairs from the Exorcist.
LORELAI
That's so cool.
RORY
It's not quite the same without the scary music playing in the background, but it was still pretty cool to see them.
LORELAI
Now that you've been at school for a while and really feel settled in, how do you like living in the dorms?
RORY
It's good. I never went to camp, so it's kind of fun for me having people around all the time. You were SO right about the flip-flops for the bathroom and showers, though. (shudders)
It also makes me appreciate having my own room at home.
LORELAI
The dorms are designed to make you miss home, and we parents appreciate that.
RORY
Before I forget... for my birthday, all I want are rolls of quarters for the laundry and vending machines.
LORELAI
I'll start rolling up my change tonight.
RORY
Anything new happening in Stars Hollow?
LORELAI
Not too much. I've seen your friend Jess skulking around town.
RORY
Skulking?
LORELAI
Skulking, walking, what's the difference? At first I was hoping that he was just visiting Luke for the summer, but Miss Patty said that he moved back.
RORY
I think I might have heard something about that, too.
LORELAI
You know, if you start going out with Jess, you would be Jess' girl, which is close enough to Jessie's Girl that I would have to tease you mercilessly about that. I'd even pay the troubadours to play that song every time you walk down the street.
RORY
Don't start. I'm going out with Dean and that's that. Jess and I are friends.
LORELAI
With friends like that...
RORY
I wish you would give Jess another chance so you could see he's not so bad. I know he didn't make the best first impression-
LORELAI
First, second, tenth.
RORY
Forget it. You've obviously got your mind made up about him and nothing I say is going to change that, so can we please change the subject?
LORELAI
Gladly.
RORY
How are things between you and Luke?
LORELAI
Fine.
RORY
If things were fine, then you would've known weeks ago that Jess had moved back to Stars Hollow. I can't believe you're still fighting.
LORELAI
Honey, it's nothing to worry about. It's just taking a little longer than expected for things to get back to normal.
RORY
It's been a really long time.
LORELAI
It's nothing for you to worry about. You should be concentrating on having a good time.
RORY
I've been with Paris nonstop for over a month.
LORELAI
By good time, I meant lots of planned outings and nightly study sessions. How bad has it been?
RORY
Actually, it hasn't been bad at all. We're getting along well. We've got a little system going. She makes a schedule of all the things she wants us to do every day and then I go through the schedule and accept or veto each item.
LORELAI
Ah, democracy at work.
RORY
I haven't vetoed anything yet, but I might have to wield my power soon, just to keep her in check.
LORELAI
Paris on a power trip is a scary thing to behold. I'm glad you're having a good time. I love you and I'll talk to you tomorrow.
RORY
Love you, too.
Rory hangs up the phone. Paris walks in carrying a shower bucket.
PARIS
So, what's the verdict on tomorrow's schedule? Did it sail through again?
RORY
(picks up a notebook)
I'm sorry, I've got a problem with line item 5. It has to go.
PARIS
What?
(snatches notebook and reads)
How can you not want to see the Jefferson Memorial?
RORY
It's not that I don't want to, it's that we've already seen it... twice. I'd like to see some things we haven't seen yet.
PARIS
Like what?
RORY
How about the zoo?
PARIS
You're not serious.
RORY
I need a fun break. I don't get to go to the zoo very much at home, so yes, I am serious.
PARIS
Fine, we'll go to the zoo.
RORY
Good. It's settled then. Good night.
PARIS
Good night.
Rory turns off the light next to her side of the bed and closes her eyes. Paris gets into bed, and then sits up.
PARIS
I'll go to the zoo, but you are not dragging me around to see another stupid staircase from a movie.
Rory pretends to snore. Paris makes a face, lies back down, and turns off the light.
END OF TEASER
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ACT ONE
INT. LUKE'S DINER - FRIDAY EVENING
Lorelai walks into the diner. She's dressed for dinner at her parents.
LORELAI
Hi, Luke.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
How's it going?
LUKE
Fine. What can I get you?
LORELAI
Well, I'm off to dinner with my mother, so some arsenic would be great.
Luke is silent.
LORELAI (cont'd)
Just some coffee to go, please.
LUKE
Okay.
Luke pours the coffee and gives it to Lorelai.
LORELAI
Thanks.
LUKE
You're welcome.
Awkward pause.
LORELAI
Well, I guess I'll see you later.
LUKE
Okay. See ya.
Jess walks in as Lorelai is walking out. There's an uncomfortable silence between them.
LORELAI
Jess.
JESS
Lorelai.
Lorelai walks out.
JESS
(pretending to have a conversation)
I'm fine, thanks. How are you?
LUKE
Cut it out.
JESS
She looked like she wanted to throw her coffee in my face.
LUKE
She wouldn't waste coffee that way.
JESS
Face it. She doesn't like me. She hasn't liked me since day one.
LUKE
That's not true. She was very nice to you when you first got here. She even invited you over to her house to welcome you and you know what you did? You took beer from her fridge, gave her attitude, and walked out on dinner. Since then, you've been nothing but obnoxious. If you're going to treat people like that, don't cry about it later when they're not falling over themselves to be nice to you.
JESS
If she's so wonderful, why haven't you talked to her in months?
LUKE
What are you talking about? I talk to her.
JESS
Please. I probably talk to her more than you do. You two haven't done your stupid bantering thing since the accident. The few times she comes into the diner, you barely say anything to her. It's obvious you're mad at her and it's obvious it has to do with me.
LUKE
You don't know what you're talking about.
JESS
Fine.
Jess walks upstairs.
INT. RICHARD AND EMILY'S HOUSE - LATER FRIDAY NIGHT
Lorelai and Emily are eating dinner in silence.
EMILY
I'm sorry that your father couldn't make it to dinner. He had to meet a potential client for dinner.
LORELAI
It's okay. I think it's great that his business is taking off. He's the happiest I've seen him in a long time.
EMILY
Yes, he is.
They continue eating in silence.
EMILY
It'll be nice to have Rory back, won't it?
LORELAI
Yeah, it will. I miss her a lot.
More silence.
EMILY
Is everything all right? You've been awfully quiet lately. It's not like you.
LORELAI
Everything's fine. I'm just in a little funk. I'll get over it.
EMILY
I know you miss Rory, but you should think of the time apart as practice so you won't be as upset when she goes off to college next year. You could go months at a time without seeing her.
LORELAI
That's true.
EMILY
And then after she graduates, who knows where she'll wind up moving to?
LORELAI
Thanks, Mom. You're just a ray of sunshine in my otherwise bleak day.
EMILY
I'm sorry. Let's change the subject. At Sookie's wedding, you told me that we'd be seeing more of Christopher around and-
LORELAI
Talking about Christopher is not going to cheer me up.
EMILY
Why not? Things were going so well between you two.
LORELAI
They were.
EMILY
(pause)
Well, what happened?
LORELAI
I guess you were going to find out sooner or later...
EMILY
Lorelai, find out what?
LORELAI
Do you remember Sherri?
EMILY
Who's Sherri?
LORELAI
Christopher's girlfriend. The one whose name you never remember.
EMILY
What about her?
LORELAI
She's pregnant.
EMILY
Pregnant?
LORELAI
Yes.
EMILY
She's pregnant and you didn't tell me?
LORELAI
Yes, she is pregnant and no, I didn't tell you.
EMILY
Well, let me add that little tidbit of information to my list of things you don't tell me about.
LORELAI
What's that supposed to mean?
EMILY
You didn't tell me that you were engaged, that Rory was in a car accident, about your graduation and now this. I don't understand why you feel it necessary to withhold information from me.
LORELAI
I didn't tell you about this because I knew you would make a big deal about it and I didn't want to hear it.
EMILY
I will not make a big deal about it.
(pause)
I can't believe she's having a baby. Are they getting married?
LORELAI
I don't know.
EMILY
He is the most irresponsible man. How could he let this happen again?
LORELAI
It takes two to get pregnant, Mom.
EMILY
What kind of example does this set for Rory?
LORELAI
As you well know, children don't always follow their parents example.
EMILY
That's the best you can come up with? You think she's going to buy into the whole "Do as I say, not as I do" argument?
LORELAI
What do you want me to say? She knows I don't want what happened to me to happen to her. We have talked about sex. Rory's a responsible girl. I trust her judgment.
EMILY
You've talked to her about sex? How do you expect her to take either you or Christopher seriously?
(pause)
I still can't get over the fact that Christopher would let this happen again.
LORELAI
I'm not that thrilled about it, either, but he is taking more responsibility this time.
EMILY
Well, I would hope so. He's in his 30's, for God's sake.
(pause)
Maybe he won't marry this woman. Maybe there's still a chance-
LORELAI
No, Mom. Christopher and I will never be together as a couple.
EMILY
(pause)
Well, I'm sorry to hear that it didn't work out between you two. I know you must be very disappointed.
Lorelai waits to see if her mother is going to say any more. Emily continues to eat.
LORELAI
That's it? You're not going to lecture me again about ruining my one chance at happiness?
EMILY
I don't know what you're talking about.
LORELAI
You don't remember yelling at me in the kitchen about how it should've been me that had a life with him, not Sherri?
EMILY
There have been so many arguments in the kitchen, it's hard to remember them all.
LORELAI
(flabbergasted)
Now you decide to get a sense of humor?
EMILY
I might have said something like that, but can't a person change their mind?
LORELAI
So, now you're saying you don't think Christopher and I should be together?
EMILY
I once hoped that you, Rory, and Christopher would be together as a family, but he just can't seem to stop himself from hurting or disappointing both you and Rory. I'm not sure it would have ever worked out with you two, even if this Sherri weren't in the picture.
LORELAI
I don't believe this. You've gone from "it should've been you" to "it'll never work out."
EMILY
Well, there comes a time when you just have to let go. When you spend your time focusing on things that should have been or could have been you lose sight of things that could be in the future.
LORELAI
(pause)
Who are you and what have you done with my mother?
EMILY
Honestly, Lorelai. Must you be so dramatic about everything?
LORELAI
I'm sorry. This is just not the reaction I was expecting from you.
EMILY
Did it ever occur to you that you underestimate me at times?
LORELAI
Um... no.
EMILY
I was surprised to learn that you even tried again with Christopher. I thought for sure there was something going on between you and Luke.
LORELAI
Enough already about that. We're just friends. Actually, at this point, I don't even know that much. He's barely spoken to me in months.
EMILY
Ah, reason number two for your depressed state. And why exactly is Luke not speaking to you? Is it about Christopher?
LORELAI
No. We got into a fight after Rory's car accident and I said some things I shouldn't have.
EMILY
You? I'm shocked.
LORELAI
He says we're not fighting anymore, but things just aren't the same. He's very standoffish.
EMILY
And that upsets you?
LORELAI
Yes, that upsets me. He's one of my best friends.
EMILY
Does he know that you're just friends?
LORELAI
What do you mean?
EMILY
For a smart woman, you're being awfully thick-headed about this. It's quite obvious that he's interested in you and you're interested in him.
LORELAI
Drop it, Mom. Luke is my friend. I can't picture him any other way.
EMILY
(smiles)
If you say so.
INT. DORM ROOM
Rory is talking to Lane on the phone.
LANE
I'm so glad you're coming home soon. It's been so boring without you.
RORY
I'm ready to go home, too. Six weeks is a long time.
LANE
I know Dean will be happy when you're back, too. I don't think I've ever actually seen someone pine before, but now I have.
RORY
He's pining?
LANE
Pining.
RORY
Have you seen Jess?
LANE
I see him at Luke's sometimes and he comes into the music store. He really knows his stuff. He's going to summer school, too.
RORY
He is?
LANE
Yeah. Luke laid down the law on that one. He said he had to go to summer school and get his grades up so he can graduate on time.
(pause)
Why are you so interested in Jess?
RORY
I'm not. I was just wondering.
LANE
What's going on with you guys?
RORY
What? Nothing! Why?
LANE
You went to see him in New York, and didn't tell Dean about it. Then he moves back to Stars Hollow, a place he claims to hate. Something is going on.
RORY
I really don't know what's going on. I love Dean, but I keep thinking about Jess.
LANE
So you're dating Dean, but you have feelings for Jess. Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
RORY
I know, I know. I don't need a lecture right now. I need advice.
LANE
You're asking me? My experience with one boy at a time is fairly limited, never mind two.
RORY
I thought this time away from both of them would help clear my head, sort things out.
LANE
And?
RORY
Nothing's clearer!
LANE
Maybe you shouldn't be going out with Dean anymore if you're interested in Jess.
RORY
I can't break up with Dean. He's a great boyfriend. He hasn't done anything wrong. I can't hurt him like that.
LANE
That doesn't sound like a good reason to stay together to me, but what do I know?
RORY
Things are going to be so weird with Dean and Jess when I get back home.
LANE
Why are things going to be weird? Jess doesn't know how you feel, right?
RORY
(pause)
Right.
LANE
My mom's calling. I need to get off the phone. We'll talk about this more when you get home, okay?
RORY
Okay. See you soon.
INT. INDEPENDENCE INN - MORNING - KITCHEN
Sookie is cooking in the kitchen. Lorelai walks in.
SOOKIE
Good morning.
LORELAI
(dejected)
Hey.
SOOKIE
What's wrong?
LORELAI
Aside from being sad, lonely and depressed? Nothing.
SOOKIE
I know you miss Rory, but she'll be home soon.
LORELAI
It's not just that. I keep thinking about her going away to college next year. If this is how I feel with her gone for a few weeks in the summer, I can't imagine what I'll feel like then. It's so depressing.
SOOKIE
I know. Hey, the one good thing about Rory being away is that you and Christopher have been able to make the most of an empty house.
(nudges Lorelai with her elbow)
Lorelai makes a sad face and shakes her head.
SOOKIE
Oh, no. I thought things were going so well with you guys.
LORELAI
They were. Then Chris found out that Sherri's pregnant and that pretty much squashed our chances together.
SOOKIE
Oh, my God. I can't believe that. When did you find out?
LORELAI
At your wedding.
SOOKIE
Honey, I'm so sorry. All this time I've been going on and on about how happy I am and you've been carrying this around. You should've told me!
LORELAI
I didn't want to put a damper on your wedding or honeymoon.
SOOKIE
Are they getting married?
LORELAI
I'm not sure, but it's definitely not going to work between us. He's staying in Boston to be with Sherri and the baby. He doesn't want to make the same mistakes with this baby as he did with Rory.
SOOKIE
So he finally grows up and you two have a real chance together and then this happens? That is sad.
LORELAI
Yeah.
SOOKIE
I think it's a sign that it just wasn't meant to be with Christopher. You could look at it as a blessing in disguise that you didn't waste a lot of time with him, just to find out years from now that he really wasn't the one for you.
LORELAI
You're right. At this point, though, it's so hard to see the positive. I really thought that it might work out this time. The timing finally seemed right.
SOOKIE
I'm sorry it didn't work out. I know how you feel about Christopher.
LORELAI
On top of all that, Luke is still mad at me. I can't believe how long this has gone on.
SOOKIE
I don't want to take sides or anything, but you did say that the entire town hated his nephew.
LORELAI
I know.
SOOKIE
And that it was his fault that Rory was in an accident.
LORELAI
I know.
SOOKIE
And you told him to go to hell.
LORELAI
Thank you, Sookie! I remember why he's mad at me.
SOOKIE
Sorry.
LORELAI
I wrote him a note and I've apologized a million times. What else can I do?
SOOKIE
You've apologized. There's nothing else you can do. It's just going to take him some time to get over it. All you can do is wait until he comes around.
LORELAI
I hope it's soon. I miss how he used to tease me and get annoyed at me. It's not the same when he's all nice and polite.
SOOKIE
Jeez, I wish he would get a crush on me.
LORELAI
What?
SOOKIE
Don't you think part of the reason he's behaving this way is because of the way he feels about you?
LORELAI
You've been hanging around my mother too long. Like I told her, Luke and I are just friends.
SOOKIE
Exactly. I think he knows that now. I mean, imagine how you would feel if someone you liked and was hoping liked you back told you to go to hell.
LORELAI
I think you're reading too much into this.
SOOKIE
You're the one saying that this has been different than your other fights. It sounds to me like he's purposely distancing himself from you so he can go back to thinking of you as just a friend.
LORELAI
You're crazy.
SOOKIE
You're blind, but you're not going to hear any more about it from me because I don't think he likes you anymore.
LORELAI
Thank you.
SOOKIE
I'd take you out to dinner and a movie to cheer you up, but Jackson and I are driving to a produce farm after work and we won't be home until late.
LORELAI
Don't worry about it. I'm just going to go home and watch some movies. I'll be fine.
SOOKIE
Are you sure? I'm sure Jackson can go himself.
LORELAI
Really, thanks for the offer, but I'll be fine.
END OF ACT ONE
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ACT TWO
INT. DORM ROOM - EVENING
Rory is on the phone, talking to Lorelai.
RORY
I'm glad I'm coming home soon. I'm totally craving Luke's cooking and coffee.
LORELAI
Me, too.
RORY
What do you mean? You said you and Luke made up.
LORELAI
We did. I was just saying that I was glad you were coming home soon, too.
RORY
Hmm... sounds suspicious. I'll find out what the real story is when I get back.
LORELAI
So, J. Edgar, have you been able to get through all the things on your to-do list?
RORY
And then some. Paris has had us visit every historic building, museum, statue, and cemetery there is in this city.
LORELAI
Maybe you should take a night off and go to dinner or catch a movie or something. All I'm doing tonight is watching movies.
RORY
That sounds great to me, but Paris thinks the best time to see the monuments is at night. I'll see what I can do, though.
Paris walks in the room.
LORELAI
Okay. Have a good night. I'll talk to you tomorrow. Love you.
RORY
I love you, too.
Rory hangs up the phone.
PARIS
Okay, so tonight I was thinking we should-
RORY
I think we should take it easy tonight.
PARIS
What?
RORY
I'm tired. We've been here for weeks and we haven't had one night where we just hung out and relaxed.
PARIS
But, there's so much to do. This book says that-
RORY
Paris, put down the book.
PARIS
But what about-
RORY
Put down the book.
PARIS
But-
RORY
Put it down.
Paris puts the book down.
RORY (cont'd)
Good. Now, tonight, we're not leaving this room unless it's to go to the bathroom or get junk food from the vending machines.
PARIS
We're not?
RORY
No.
Paris pulls out another book.
PARIS (cont'd)
I brought a book with some SAT practice tests. We can work on those.
RORY
I don't think you understand the concept of taking it easy. I was thinking we could just order a pizza and watch some tv tonight.
PARIS
And then what?
RORY
That's it.
PARIS
That's it?
RORY
Yep.
PARIS
Well... okay. That sounds fun.
RORY
Good. It's settled, then. You order the pizza and I'll see what's on tv.
(looks around the room)
I keep forgetting there's no tv here. Why don't we go out for a bite and then go to the movies?
PARIS
Sure. Why not?
RORY
Let's go.
Rory and Paris walk out of the room.
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - EVENING
Lorelai puts a movie in the VCR. She sits on the couch and watches for a little bit, then stops the movie and walks over to the phone. She picks up the phone, thinks about whom to call, and then dials the phone.
LORELAI
Hi, it's Lorelai. This is going to sound weird, but I was wondering if you wanted to come over and watch a movie with me?
CUT TO:
Lorelai is pulling out a bag of popcorn from the microwave in the kitchen. She pours the popcorn into a bowl. The front doorbell rings. Lorelai puts the popcorn on the living room table, walks over to open the front door. Emily is there.
LORELAI
Hey, Mom.
EMILY
Lorelai.
LORELAI
I'm glad you could make it. Come on in.
Emily walks in.
LORELAI
Your timing is perfect. I just finished making the popcorn.
EMILY
It smells delicious.
LORELAI
Sit. Make yourself comfortable. I'll be right back with some drinks. I was going to get a soda. What would you like?
EMILY
Soda would be fine, thank you.
Lorelai walks into the kitchen to get the drinks. Emily sits down on the couch. Lorelai comes back in with the sodas and hands one to Emily.
EMILY
Thank you. So, what's the movie tonight?
LORELAI
You're the guest, so it's your choice.
(Lorelai points to a stack of movies on the table)
I picked out some movies I thought you might like, but we can watch whatever you want.
EMILY
I'm sure any of them would be fine.
LORELAI
Okay, then.
(tilts her head to read the titles)
Let's see... I'm kind of in the mood for an oldie but goodie...
EMILY
(points to one)
How about this one?
LORELAI
(pulls out the movie)
From Here to Eternity. Great choice. Good story, good performances, and men that are easy on the eyes.
EMILY
(smiles)
I know. Why do you think I selected it?
LORELAI
(teasing)
Ooh... you're wicked.
EMILY
(laughing)
Oh, Lorelai.
Lorelai puts the movie in the VCR and walks back to the couch.
LORELAI
Thanks for coming over tonight, Mom. I was feeling lonely and needed some company.
EMILY
It's my pleasure. You can call me anytime.
LORELAI
Thanks. Are you going to be comfortable with what you're wearing?
EMILY
I'll be fine.
LORELAI
Are you sure? It is movie night. A night to kick back, relax, and pig out. Comfortable clothing is a must. I can give you some sweats to wear if you want.
EMILY
Well, that does sound appealing. If you're sure you have an extra pair...
LORELAI
I'll be right back.
Lorelai starts walking to the stairs, stops, and turns around.
LORELAI (cont'd)
It's going to be pretty late when the movie finishes. Why don't you spend the night so you don't have to drive home?
EMILY
I don't know...
LORELAI
Come on. It'll be fun. We'll make it a double feature.
EMILY
(enthused)
Well, why not?
LORELAI
Great! I'll go get you some clothes.
EMILY
And I'll call your father to let him know I'll be spending the night.
Lorelai runs upstairs to get the clothes and Emily walks over to the phone.
EMILY
(calls after Lorelai)
Nothing with glitter, beads, or animal prints, please!
EXT. DOOSE'S MARKET - MORNING
Taylor is talking to Kirk outside the market. Jess walks up.
JESS
Taylor, can I talk to you for a minute?
TAYLOR
Just a minute.
Taylor pulls out his wallet and counts the money in it.
TAYLOR
Kirk, I need you to attest to the fact that I currently have 34 dollars in my wallet.
Kirk checks the content of the wallet. Jess looks annoyed.
KIRK
This is a terrible driver's license picture.
Taylor snatches the wallet back from Kirk.
TAYLOR
Can you please write down that I have 34 dollars, along with the date and time, just in case I need proof later that I'm a few dollars short after talking to Jess?
Kirk pulls out a notepad, checks his watch, and writes down the information.
KIRK
Got it.
TAYLOR
Thank you.
JESS
(sarcastic)
That's funny.
TAYLOR
If only it was a joke. Now, what did you want to talk to me about?
Jess takes some money out of his pocket and holds it out.
JESS
Here.
TAYLOR
What's that?
JESS
I'm paying you back for your sign that was broken in the accident. This should be enough to cover it.
(pause)
I'm sorry about the sign.
Taylor eyes the money suspiciously.
JESS (cont'd)
Oh, calm down, Elliott Ness. The money's clean. I work at Luke's, remember?
Kirk laughs at the joke. Taylor rolls his eyes and takes the money.
TAYLOR
I hope you know this doesn't excuse all the other things you've done.
JESS
I didn't think it would.
(pause)
I better get back to work.
TAYLOR
That's good. Work is good.
Jess walks back to the diner. Taylor opens up his wallet and he and Kirk make sure all the money is still in it.
INT. LUKE'S DINER - MORNING
Lorelai walks into the diner.
LORELAI
Hi.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
How are you?
LUKE
Fine, thanks. You?
LORELAI
Hanging in there.
(pause)
I'm having a Welcome Home party for Rory tomorrow at 8:00 at my house. I know Rory would want you to be there, so I hope you can make it.
LUKE
I'll see what I can do.
LORELAI
Okay. So, maybe I'll see you later.
Jess walks into the diner. There's an awkward silence between the three.
LORELAI
(to Jess)
I'm throwing a Welcome Home party for Rory tomorrow at 8:00... and you're invited.
JESS
I am?
LORELAI
Yes. I know you and Rory are friends, so...
JESS
I'll be there. Thanks.
LORELAI
Well, I should get going.
Lorelai starts to walk towards the door, then stops and turns around.
LORELAI (cont'd)
Oh, and Jess? It's a closed bar.
JESS
Got it.
Lorelai leaves. Jess gives Luke a look that indicates he's surprised that she asked him to the party.
LUKE
I'll be right back.
Luke goes out to catch Lorelai.
LUKE
Hey, Lorelai, wait up a second.
LORELAI
That's the most you've spoken to me in months. To what do I owe the honor?
LUKE
Thanks for that.
LORELAI
For what?
LUKE
For inviting Jess to the party.
LORELAI
Well, the party is for Rory, and they're friends, right?
LUKE
Yeah, they are. It's just that what you said about him after the accident-
LORELAI
I was upset. I shouldn't have said those things about him.
LUKE
Anyway, thanks again for inviting him.
Luke starts walking back in the diner.
LORELAI
Luke, wait. Let me get this out in the open. I don't hate Jess, but I do have reservations about him and Rory hanging out together. He drinks, smokes, fights, and steals. He doesn't care about work or school and he's got a bad attitude. He treats everyone, including you, like crap. I know it was an accident, but I do hold it against him that Rory got hurt when she was with him. That's probably unfair, but that's how I feel.
LUKE
(snorts)
Sounds like love to me.
LORELAI
I said I don't hate him, but I admit I don't like him too much, either. I don't trust him and I worry about his influence on Rory. I wouldn't care as much if they really were just friends, but I think they like each other and that scares me.
LUKE
(pause)
Fair enough.
LORELAI
It is?
LUKE
Yes. Jess acted like an ass when he was here before. I can't blame you, or others, for not liking or trusting him at this point. But if you feel this way, why did you invite him to the party?
LORELAI
It doesn't really matter if I like him or not. Rory obviously likes him and pretending or hoping otherwise isn't going to solve anything.
LUKE
I hope you're willing to give him another chance. Underneath the attitude, there's a good kid.
LORELAI
There is?
LUKE
Yeah, there is.
LORELAI
He's lucky to have you watching out for him. I know that Rory's probably part of the reason he moved back, but I think a lot of it also had to do with you. You look out for him and he knows it.
LUKE
Yeah, well... I've made my fair share of mistakes with him, too.
LORELAI
He's lucky to have you. I hope he appreciates it.
(pause)
Can I just say one more time that I'm really, really sorry about the other things I said after the accident?
LUKE
You mean like telling me to go to hell?
LORELAI
Yeah. That was way out of line and I was wrong and I'm really, really, really sorry. I want to be friends again. Can you forgive me?
LUKE
(pause)
Yep.
LORELAI
For real this time? No more Mr. Freeze?
LUKE
No more Mr. Freeze.
LORELAI
Wait a minute. You're just forgiving me now because the diner can barely keep afloat without my patronage, aren't you?
LUKE
(laughs)
Pretty much.
LORELAI
I can accept that. So, I'll see you tonight?
LUKE
I'll be there.
LORELAI
Great.
Luke walks back into the diner. Lorelai gets a big smile on her face, happy that she and Luke have made up.
INT. INDEPENDENCE INN - KITCHEN
Sookie is in the kitchen. Lorelai comes in.
LORELAI
(cheery)
Hello, hello.
SOOKIE
Hi! You're in a much better mood today.
LORELAI
Things are looking up. Rory's coming home soon, I haven't thought about Christopher once today... until I just said that... and Luke and I finally made up.
SOOKIE
That's great! So, what made him cave?
LORELAI
I think maybe he was just tired of being mad at me. Plus, I pretty much got down on my knees and begged for forgiveness.
SOOKIE
You'll have to remember that next time.
LORELAI
Also, I invited Jess to Rory's party and Luke really seemed to appreciate that.
SOOKIE
Well, that makes sense, actually.
LORELAI
It does?
SOOKIE
I know it's not exactly the same thing, but how fast would you be to forgive Luke if he said he hated Rory?
LORELAI
Good point.
SOOKIE
I think it's great that you invited Jess. I know that wasn't easy for you.
LORELAI
Don't praise me too much. I didn't really want to. I thought Rory might get mad if I didn't invite him and I didn't want to spoil her homecoming. Also, I wanted to invite Luke, so I pretty much had to invite Jess.
SOOKIE
Well, after all that's happened and how you feel about him, I still think that's very big of you.
LORELAI
I guess I'm maturing. Ugh.
(pause)
Hey, guess what I did last night?
SOOKIE
What?
LORELAI
Had a slumber party with my mom.
SOOKIE
I see you've gotten your sense of humor back. Seriously, what did you do?
LORELAI
I am serious. I was lonely so I invited her over to watch movies and she wound up sleeping over.
SOOKIE
Where'd you hide the body?
LORELAI
That's the even more amazing thing. There's no body. We had a good time.
SOOKIE
That's great! You and your mom are getting along so much better recently.
LORELAI
I know. It feels pretty weird. I'm going to have to have another baby out of wedlock to get things back to normal.
SOOKIE
(pause)
Kirk's available.
LORELAI
Don't even joke about it.
SOOKIE
Keep an open mind, he's kind of cute. How about Michel?
LORELAI
You need to cut back on the amount of wine you use in your sauces.
Lorelai walks out of kitchen. Sookie calls out after her.
SOOKIE
Rune is single!
END OF ACT TWO
*************************
ACT THREE
INT. DORM ROOM - EVENING
Paris and Rory are taking a practice SAT test. Paris' watch beeps.
PARIS
Okay, that's time for this section. Let me reset my alarm for the next section.
Rory closes her book.
RORY
I think I've had enough today. I'm having trouble concentrating. Besides, I still have some packing to do. I can time you if you want while I pack.
Paris closes her book, too.
PARIS
No, thanks. I've had enough, too.
RORY
I can't believe it's our last night here. The time flew by, didn't it?
PARIS
Yeah, it did. I'm sorry we have to leave.
RORY
It was a great trip, but I'm a little homesick. This was good practice for next year, though, because I've never been away from my mom for such a long time.
PARIS
I don't remember ever seeing my mother for six weeks in a row.
RORY
Really?
PARIS
Really.
RORY
Sounds kind of lonely.
PARIS
It is. You're really lucky to be so close to your mom.
RORY
Yeah, I am.
(pause)
Can you believe our senior year is going to start in a few weeks? This time next year we'll be getting all our stuff ready for college. It's bizarre.
PARIS
I know. I've been thinking about going to Harvard for so long, now that it's almost time to apply, it seems like it came so fast.
RORY
Did you ever think about what you would do if you didn't get into Harvard?
PARIS
What are you talking about? I AM going to Harvard.
RORY
I know, but what if-
PARIS
There is no what if. I'm going. Why, you don't think I will?
RORY
No, you definitely will.
PARIS
So why are you asking?
RORY
I wish I were as confident as you are that I'm going to get in.
PARIS
I told you that you needed more extracurricular activities.
RORY
You don't think I'm going to get in?
PARIS
No, I'm sure you will.
RORY
But you're not positive?
PARIS
I'm positive you will.
RORY
I have no idea what I would do if I didn't get in.
PARIS
Don't think so negatively. I'm sure you'll get in. Besides, in terms of your backup schools, you pretty much have Yale locked up. How many people can say that?
RORY
You think so?
PARIS
Please. You've got great grades and test scores. This leadership program will help, and you're grandfather, who is big contributor, went to Yale.
RORY
But I don't want to go to Yale. I want to go to Harvard.
PARIS
Rory, you're psyching yourself out for no reason.
RORY
You're right.
(pause)
I guess we should get packing.
EXT. STARS HOLLOW BUS STOP - EARLY AFTERNOON
Lorelai is waiting for Rory at the bus stop. The bus pulls up and Rory gets off the bus. Lorelai and Rory hug. Lorelai spins Rory around.
LORELAI
I'm so glad you're home.
RORY
Me, too.
LORELAI
So, are you tired from the trip? Did you want to go home and take a nap?
RORY
I'm not too tired. I slept a little on the bus. Plus, I'm just so excited to be home.
LORELAI
You hungry?
RORY
Starving.
LORELAI
Well, we're at Luke's. We should be able to scrounge up something to eat there.
RORY
You guys did make up!
LORELAI
I told you. Let's go.
RORY
Actually, I'd love to go home and take a shower. I was just saying I was hungry to test you to see if you'd want to go to Luke's.
LORELAI
Sneaky, sneaky girl. The time in Washington has served you well.
(puts her arm around Rory)
Let's go home.
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE
RORY
I feel so much better after taking a shower and putting on some clean clothes.
LORELAI
I just started the first load of laundry. We should be finished with the last load around Thanksgiving.
RORY
Thanks. Do you mind if I go over to see Dean and Lane? I'll finish the wash when I get back.
LORELAI
No, not at all. Just make sure you're home around dinnertime, okay?
RORY
Are you actually going to cook?
LORELAI
(offended)
There will be food.
RORY
So Sookie's coming over?
LORELAI
Yep.
(pause)
Sookie and a few other people.
RORY
What?
LORELAI
It started out with Sookie and Jackson coming over.
RORY
What started out?
LORELAI
And then I thought it would be nice to have Babette and Maury and Miss Patty over to welcome you back. And then somehow your grandparents were invited and pretty soon it became a party.
RORY
What? Mom, I'm too old for this. It's not like I'm back from war or something. Please tell me only a few people are coming.
LORELAI
Only a few people are coming.
RORY
(whiny)
The whole town is coming?
LORELAI
It's a small town.
RORY
This is so embarrassing.
LORELAI
Oh, hush. It'll be fun.
RORY
I'll see you later.
LORELAI
Back before dinner, okay?
RORY
Okay.
Rory walks toward the door.
LORELAI
Say hi to Dean's lips for me!
RORY
Don't be gross.
Rory leaves.
INT. DOOSE'S MARKET
Dean is stocking shelves. Rory walks into the market. Dean sees her and smiles.
DEAN
Hey, you.
RORY
Hey.
Dean and Rory kiss.
DEAN
Welcome back. I missed you.
RORY
I missed you, too.
DEAN
I'm sorry I couldn't get off work today.
RORY
That's no problem. I'm just going to grab some lunch, say hi to Lane, then go home, do some laundry and rest up a little before the party. Speaking of which, did you know about the party?
DEAN
I did, but your mom told me I would pay if I told you about it and she scares me.
RORY
She scares a lot of people. Well, I should let you get back to work. I just wanted to come by and say hi. I'll see you tonight.
DEAN
Okay, I'll see you then.
Dean kisses Rory and she leaves the market.
INT. MUSIC STORE - AFTERNOON
Lane is in the music store, putting away CD's. Rory comes in. Lane rushes over to hug Rory.
LANE
Hey! I'm so glad you're back.
RORY
I'm glad to be back. It feels good to be home. Has anything new happened since I last talked to you?
LANE
Not really. I've mostly been helping out here and practicing my drumming.
RORY
Why don't you play me something? I'm dying to hear you.
LANE
I'm not quite ready for an audience yet. Besides, Sophie only lets me play after closing time.
RORY
Have you told your mom about it yet?
LANE
Are you kidding? She would never let me play the drums. That's way too rock and roll for her. Violin, cello, flute, possibly. Drums, no way.
RORY
You never know. I never would have thought she'd let you do cheerleading.
LANE
She only let me do that because I told her that not having enough extracurricular activities was going to hurt my chances of getting into college.
RORY
Well, maybe that's what you need to do with the drumming. Find a way to make it acceptable to her.
LANE
I'm so sick of having to sneak around and hide everything from her. I can't wait until I graduate so I can get away.
RORY
I was going to go over and grab a late lunch at Luke's. Do you want to join me?
LANE
Sorry, I can't. I just got here. Mom went to an antique show so this is going to be my only time I can get here this weekend.
(pause)
Have you seen Dean yet?
RORY
I just saw him at the market.
LANE
How about Jess?
RORY
I haven't seen him yet. Well, I'm starving, so I'm going to grab some lunch.
LANE
Okay. I'll see you tonight.
RORY
See you then.
Rory walks out of the music store and walks over to Luke's.
INT. LUKE'S DINER
Rory is sitting at the counter, eating a hamburger. She is drinking coffee.
RORY
This is so good. You have no idea how much I was craving a burger and fries.
Rory takes a bite of hamburger.
RORY (cont'd)
Mmm...
LUKE
Jeez, didn't they feed you in Washington?
RORY
Yeah, but there's no comparison to your food. You must use extra grease or something.
LUKE
That must be it.
RORY
So, how have things been around here?
LUKE
Same as always. Open the diner, serve food, close the diner, repeat.
RORY
That's good.
(pause)
Mom said that things were better between you two. I'm glad.
LUKE
Me, too.
RORY
Is Jess around?
LUKE
Nah, he's out studying.
RORY
Out studying?
LUKE
He's taking summer classes to get his grades up so he can graduate on time. He studies outside when it's nice.
RORY
How's he doing?
LUKE
With school?
RORY
With everything.
LUKE
I think he's actually going to class and studying this time, so I'm sure he's doing fine at school. I haven't gotten any calls from Taylor or the police recently, so I guess that's a good sign.
RORY
Sounds good to me.
(starts to pull money out to pay for lunch)
I need to get going. Thanks for the meal and coffee. I feel like myself again.
LUKE
It's on me. Welcome home.
RORY
Thanks. I guess I'll see you tonight.
LUKE
I'll be there.
Rory walks out of the diner.
EXT. BRIDGE
Jess is sitting on the bridge, reading a school textbook. Rory walks over to him.
RORY
Hi, Jess.
JESS
Rory.
RORY
How are you?
JESS
Fine. I take it you're talking to me now?
RORY
I'm sorry for not talking to you before I left. It's just that...
JESS
What?
RORY
It's just...
JESS
Just what?
RORY
You're not making this easy.
JESS
What do you expect me to say? This is the first time you've talked to me since the wedding. You're acting like I did something wrong when you're the one who kissed me.
RORY
I know, I'm sorry. I didn't know how to handle what happened. I feel so guilty. I love Dean and I don't want to hurt him. I don't want to hurt you, either, but...
JESS
Let me help. You're still going out with Dean and you just want to be friends with me, right?
RORY
Are you a mind reader?
JESS
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out after you've been treated like you have the plague.
RORY
I'm really, really sorry. I don't know what else to say. I've felt terrible about this since I've left.
JESS
Well, you should have.
RORY
Do you forgive me?
JESS
(pause)
I'll let it slide this time.
RORY
So, we're still friends?
JESS
Yeah, still friends.
RORY
Just friends, right?
JESS
I wouldn't have it any other way.
RORY
I heard you're going to summer school.
JESS
Are you checking up on me?
RORY
I think it's great.
JESS
Only you would think going to summer school is great.
RORY
You know what I mean. It's great that you're getting your grades back on track and can graduate on time. What are you studying?
JESS
(holds up his book)
The Marshall Plan.
RORY
(laughs)
Good luck with that.
(pause)
Well, I better get going.
JESS
Okay. I guess I'll see you tonight.
RORY
What?
JESS
Tonight. At the party.
RORY
You were invited?
JESS
Yep. I was surprised, too.
RORY
What about Dean?
JESS
I assume he's invited, too.
RORY
Very funny. You know what I mean. He's not going to like that you're there.
JESS
Probably not. What was I supposed to do? Your mom asked me and I said okay. I could cancel if you want.
RORY
No, don't do that. It's a good sign that she even asked you, so let's not ruin it. This is not good about Dean, though.
JESS
What's the big deal? We're just friends, right?
RORY
Yes, but you know he doesn't like you. There's always so much tension when you two are around each other. Can you try to stay away from him as much as possible? And don't provoke him.
JESS
What is he, a zoo animal?
RORY
Jess!
JESS
Don't worry about it. Luke told me to be on my best behavior tonight or else.
RORY
Or else what?
JESS
I don't know. I was going to ask him what the or else was, but he was pretty serious so I let it slide.
RORY
Well, listen to your uncle.
JESS
Relax. I'll steer clear of Dean, okay?
RORY
Okay. And be nice to my mom, too.
JESS
Jeez, you got a little bossy in Washington.
RORY
Have you met Paris?
JESS
Good point. I'll see you later.
Rory starts walking away. Jess calls after her.
JESS
Hey, Rory.
Rory turns around.
JESS
Welcome home.
RORY
(smiles)
Thanks.
(pause)
Do you realize that you just called Stars Hollow home?
JESS
It slipped out. Don't tell anyone.
RORY
Your secret's safe with me.
Rory walks off.
END OF ACT THREE
*************************
ACT FOUR
INT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - LATE AFTERNOON
Rory is in the living room, folding laundry. Lorelai sits down and helps her fold.
RORY
You must have really missed me if you're helping me fold my laundry.
LORELAI
What do you mean? I love laundry. I live for laundry. After I die, if I could come back as anything, it would be a washing machine.
RORY
(sniffs)
LORELAI
What are you doing?
RORY
I think someone's pants are on fire.
The phone rings. Rory gets up and answers the phone.
RORY
Hello?
CHRISTOPHER
Rory?
RORY
Hey, Dad!
CHRISTOPHER
Hey, honey. Welcome home.
RORY
Thanks.
CHRISTOPHER
I'm not going to be able to make it to the party tonight. I'm sorry.
RORY
That's okay. I figured with the new baby and everything, you wouldn't be coming around as much.
CHRISTOPHER
Rory, no matter what else is going on in my life or between your mom and me, I will always be there for you. I promise I will keep up with the weekly phone calls and I will come to see you in person as much as possible.
RORY
Okay.
CHRISTOPHER
Listen, about your mom and me...
RORY
I understand. You have to be with Sherri and the baby.
CHRISTOPHER
Yeah, I do. I'm sorry to get your hopes up about your mom and I getting back together. I didn't mean to hurt you or your mom.
RORY
I know you didn't.
(pause)
It's so weird to think I'm going to have a little brother or sister.
CHRISTOPHER
This is going to be one lucky baby to have you as a sister. Well, I should get going. Have a great time at your party. I'll talk to you Wednesday, okay?
RORY
Okay. Bye, Dad.
Rory hangs up the phone.
RORY
That was Dad. He's not going to be able to make it to the party.
LORELAI
I'm sorry, honey.
RORY
That's okay. I wasn't really expecting him to come. How are things between you guys?
LORELAI
As good as can be expected. I am disappointed that it didn't work out with your dad and me, but I'm not mad at him. You know that, right?
RORY
Right.
LORELAI
And no matter what else happens, your dad loves you very much.
RORY
I know. He loves you, too.
LORELAI
(resigned)
I know.
Sookie comes in the house, carrying boxes of food.
SOOKIE
Where's my city girl?
Rory comes over and hugs Sookie.
RORY
Hi, Sookie.
SOOKIE
Welcome home! I'm so excited you're back.
RORY
Thank you. It's great to be home.
SOOKIE
You look so grown up!
RORY
I do?
LORELAI
City kids grow up so fast.
SOOKIE
I wasn't sure what kind of cake you would be in the mood for so I made three. I hope you're hungry.
RORY
There's always room for cake. Thank you for making all this. I hope it wasn't too much trouble.
SOOKIE
Are you kidding? I live for this!
RORY
(to Lorelai)
Now that, I believe.
(pause)
Where's your husband?
SOOKIE
My husband? I still can't get used to that. It sounds so strange. He's at home. He knew I'd want to gab with the girls before the party so I came over early so we can talk while we get everything set up. He's coming by later.
LORELAI
Wise man.
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LORELAI'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT
Music is playing and the guests have started arriving.
LORELAI
So, are you enjoying yourself so far?
RORY
Yes, I am. Thank you for doing all this.
LORELAI
You're welcome.
The doorbell rings.
LORELAI (cont'd)
It's a party and someone's ringing the doorbell, so I'm guessing it's your grandparents.
Rory goes to answer the door. Richard and Emily are on the porch.
RORY
Hi, Grandma. Hi, Grandpa.
Rory hugs Richard and Emily.
EMILY
Welcome back.
RORY
Thank you. It's good to be back. I'm so glad you could make it to the party.
RICHARD
We wouldn't miss it. I can't wait to hear every detail about your trip.
EMILY
And thank you for your postcards. That was very thoughtful. It almost felt like we were there with you.
RORY
I'm glad you liked them.
Lorelai walks up.
LORELAI
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad. Thanks for coming.
RICHARD
Lorelai, I don't know what you've done to your mother. She keeps pestering me to watch movies with her.
EMILY
Richard, stop exaggerating. I don't pester.
RORY
Grandma, I didn't know you liked watching movies so much.
LORELAI
Your grandmother came over the other night to keep me company and watch movies. I think I've created a monster.
EMILY
Oh, stop.
RORY
Come on in.
Richard and Emily walk in.
LORELAI
(under her breath to Emily)
Friday night after dinner... Cool Hand Luke?
EMILY
(smiles)
It's a date.
Emily walks in the house and Rory and Lorelai smile at each other.
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Babette and Miss Patty are sitting next to each other. Babette notices Luke and Jess walk in.
BABETTE
Here comes trouble.
MISS PATTY
And his handsome uncle. There are some good genes in that family.
BABETTE
Ain't that the truth.
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Lorelai is talking with Richard and Emily. Emily sees Luke and Jess walk in.
EMILY
(nods in Luke's direction)
The iceman cometh.
Lorelai looks over and sees Luke and smiles.
EMILY (cont'd)
I thought you two were fighting.
LORELAI
We made up.
EMILY
I'm glad.
LORELAI
Me, too.
Luke and Jess walk up to Lorelai, Richard, and Emily.
LUKE
Hi.
LORELAI
Hi. I'm glad you made it.
EMILY
Hello, Luke. Nice to see you again.
LUKE
You, too.
(to Lorelai)
I'm going to throw this in the freezer, okay?
LORELAI
That'd be great. Thanks.
Luke walks into the kitchen with the ice, leaving Jess standing with Emily, Richard, and Lorelai.
LORELAI
I'm not sure if you met at the dinner in December or not, but Mom, Dad, this is Luke's nephew... Jess.
RICHARD
(shakes Jess' hand)
Ah, the infamous Jess.
JESS
That's me.
EMILY
The boy that broke our granddaughter's arm.
(insincere)
How nice to meet you.
JESS
(equally insincere)
Likewise.
Emily gives Jess a nasty look. Luke comes to the kitchen archway and calls over to Jess.
LUKE
Hey, Jess. Can you come and help me for a second?
JESS
(to Luke)
Sure.
(to Lorelai, Emily, and Richard)
See you later.
Jess walks off to help Luke.
EMILY
So, that's Jess.
LORELAI
That's Jess.
EMILY
I'm worried.
LORELAI
Me, too.
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Lane and Rory are talking.
LANE
How does it feel to be back?
RORY
Great. I'm looking forward to doing absolutely nothing the next few weeks.
Jess walks up and joins Lane and Rory.
LANE
I can't believe we're going to be seniors. This is going to be the best year ever!
RORY
You think?
LANE
Why wouldn't it be?
RORY
Between the SAT's, applying to college, and waiting for the results, this year is going to be nerve-wracking.
LANE
But once all that is done, think about the rest of the year. We've got Senior Skip day, the Prom...
JESS
Graduation.
LANE
(nods in agreement)
Graduation.
RORY
Lane, why don't you join the band this year? Your mom might approve of that.
LANE
I only started playing a few months ago. I'm not good enough for the band.
JESS
I was walking by the store the other night and I heard you playing. You're sounding a lot better.
LANE
You think?
JESS
Totally.
LANE
Thanks!
JESS
One thing I don't get, though. Why do you play in the dark?
LANE
It's just a thing that we drummers do.
JESS
(not believing her)
I hadn't heard that.
LANE
It's a thing we drummers do when our mothers won't let us play.
JESS
She won't let you play? That's crazy!
LANE and RORY
Shhhh!!
LANE
Have you not met my mother? She's got ears all around.
(pause)
Where's Dean tonight?
RORY
He should be here soon.
Paris walks in the front door.
LANE
Isn't that Paris? I'm surprised she's here. I thought you didn't like her that much.
RORY
We've been getting along a lot better lately. Believe it or not, she can be nice. We have a lot in common.
LANE
I didn't know you were such good friends.
RORY
I don't know if you would call us good friends, but we have reached the friends stage.
Paris walks up to Lane, Rory, and Jess.
RORY
Hey, Paris. I'm glad you could make it.
PARIS
Thanks for inviting me.
RORY
You remember Lane and Jess, right?
PARIS
Hi.
LANE and JESS
Hey.
PARIS
There's your grandfather. I'm going to go talk to him about our plans for next year's government, okay?
RORY
Sure. He'd love it.
Paris walks off.
JESS
She wants to go talk to your grandfather?
RORY
They get along amazingly well.
Lane clears her throat. Dean walks up, obviously upset that Rory is talking with Jess.
DEAN
(to Jess)
What are you doing here?
JESS
I was invited.
DEAN
(to Rory)
You invited him here?
JESS
Calm down. She didn't invite me.
DEAN
(to Jess)
Shut up.
LANE
(jumps in, trying to be helpful)
I invited him.
DEAN
What?
LANE
(pulls Dean over a few steps and talks to Dean under her breath)
I asked Lorelai to invite him. We've been hanging out a lot at the music store and I kind of got a crush on him.
DEAN
You like Jess? I thought Paris liked him.
LANE
(feigning shock)
What?
(to Rory)
Why didn't you tell me Paris likes Jess?
DEAN
(to Rory)
Do you train all your friends to say they like Jess?
Dean starts walking away.
RORY
Dean, wait.
DEAN
Why? Are there some other people that like Jess that I haven't talked to yet?
RORY
I didn't ask anyone to say that!
DEAN
He isn't all that, so they're obviously lying for you. Enjoy your party.
Dean heads for the door.
RORY
Dean, wait!
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EXT. LORELAI'S HOUSE - FRONT PORCH
Dean and Rory walk out on the porch.
DEAN
What is he doing here?
RORY
I think pretty much the whole town is here. Don't let it bother you.
DEAN
He likes my girlfriend and I'm not supposed to let it bother me? Why are you talking to him?
RORY
Jess and I are friends.
DEAN
You're not friends, Rory. He likes you... and I think you like him. Every time my back is turned, you're with him.
RORY
I'm not with him. We were just talking.
DEAN
I'm so tired of this. I'm tired of being last on your list of priorities. I'm tired of worrying about you and Jess. I'm tired of feeling like you don't love me anymore.
(pause)
It's not working out with us, is it?
Rory pauses, then shakes her head.
DEAN (cont'd)
You want to go out with Jess, don't you?
RORY
(pause)
I don't know.
DEAN
It doesn't matter anyway. We've been drifting apart for a long time. I just didn't want to admit it. It was like the harder I fought to keep us together, the more distant you became.
RORY
I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say. I just don't feel the same way about you that I used to.
DEAN
I think that says it all. I just wish you had said it a long time ago.
RORY
I didn't mean to hurt you.
DEAN
(sad, resigned)
Well, it kind of worked out that way, didn't it?
(pause)
I guess this is it. Bye, Rory.
Dean walks off as Rory watches tearfully.
FADE OUT.
END OF EPISODE