~*Omi White and the Seven Dorks*~
ChArAcTeRs : Omi White(Omi, DuH) , Seven Dorks(Yohji, Aya, Ken, Farfello, Nagi, Schuldig, Crawford) , Queen(Manx), Mirror(Hollie), Prince(Persia), Narrator(Megan)
Narrator(Megan) : Once upon a time, in a far land in Japan, a young gir- er...boy, Omi White had been born into a familly of riches and great wonders. Only poor Omi White's mother, Queen Manx, was determined to be the most beautiful in the land. And to make sure of this, she had a magical mirror, in which she would ask, "Mirror,Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all?" to which the mirror would reply, "You Queen Manx, are the fairest in the land." That is, until one day...
Manx: *walks into her room, and pulls the curtain off of her magical mirror, and smiles happilly* Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror(Hollie): You Queen Manx, have now been beaten, and you are no longer, the fairest of them all.
Manx: *harrified* What?! Who dares to beat me in being the fairest of them all?!
Hollie: Your daug- er s-son, Omi White, has beaten you in beauty, and has sprouted into the most beautiful young wo- er man, that this land has ever seen.
Manx: What?! How dare s- er he! I must think of a plan, to have her destroyed...
Megan: And so with the new information, that Omi White has surpased her own beauty, Queen Manx hired a peasent to bring Omi White,far into the woods,and kill he- er him.The peasent brought Omi White deeps into the forest, but he just couldn't kill him.The peasent told Omi White to run,run as far as Omi White could run,and never ever speak to the Queen again,and so Omi White did.Soon,Omi White found her- himself in front of a small home.After knock a few times,and calling out,when there was no reply,he headed inside.Noticing no one was home,Omi White went to bed.Soon,Omi White had fallen asleep,and the home owners came home...
Yohji: Well, that was a long hard day of work, huh guys?
Ken: Whatever you say...
Yohji: What's that mean?
Ken: *gives Yohji the finger and walks away*
Aya: Whatever...*heads towards the kitchen*
Yohji: Man, why do you guys always have to be so annoying?
Farfie: *runs towards the kitchen,and begins to play with the garbage disposal*
Yohji: Riiight...
Nagi: This is so dumb...just because Megan is the narator,and author,she makes us the seven dorks.
Yohji: So what? I say let her.
Crawford: Your just trying to get on her good side.
Schuldig: Pffft...don't matter. She wants me anyways.
Ken: *hearing Schuldig,bursts out laughing*
Nagi: Just get on with it so we can finish this up...
Yohji: Your just mad that your not the HOT dork
Ken: Neither are you..
Yohji: WHAT?!
Aya: SHI-NE! Shut-up or I'll kill you both!!
Megan: Omi White, hearing the commotion downstairs,wakes-up,and ventures down to see what is going on.
Omi: Oh wow..your all so short...who are you? Is this your home?
Crawford: Duh.
Farfie: *pokes Crawford on the arm with a knife* Ohh...blooood...
Crawford: The hell are you doing?!
Farfie: *Slurps up the blood*
Crawford: *Glares*
Omi: Is this how you little people live?
Yohji: Look ya little punk, your in OUR home, so stoppit with the little people thing.
Crawford: I'm Crawford.
Yohji: Nah ah, your Brad.
Crawford: I will kill you the next time you call me that...
Yohji: I've heard that before..
Schuldig: Yeah, like your not so tall yourself.
Omi: *trying not to cry* I'm sorry...who or what are you?
Ken: *groans* Someone else take my line...it's too dumb to say it...
Farfie: *Moving Ken's jaw,so it seems as though it's him talking* We are the Seven Dorks. And this is our little dorky home. Who are you, fair,lovely one?
Ken: *hitting Farfie* THAT was not in the script!
Farfie: Improvisation! *grins*
Omi: *blushes* Well...I'm Omi White...what are all your names?
Schuldig: My name is Schuldig...but Schu-Schu for short!
Nagi: Nagi..
Ken: Ken...
Yohji: Yohji-kun! Dah HOT one..
Farfie: I am Farfello, it is a pleasure to meetest thou, if it wouldest givest thou the pleasure, thou may callest me, Farfie....
TheOthers: *raise an eyebrow*
Farfie: I need practice for an upcomming Shakesperian play
TheOthers: Ohh..
Aya: ...
Omi: Hmm?
Aya: ...
Schuldig: His name is Aya.
Omi: Ahh..that's all of you. And your called the 'Seven Dorks'?
Yohji: Yup!
Omi: Neat!
Megan: To get the damn story going faster....Omi White lived with the Seven Dorks for a long while, and they all becames good friends, aside the occasionaly Farfello trying to kill them all. They all lived happilly together. One day, Queen Manx headed up to her mirror, to ask her question...
Manx: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all?
Megan: Queen Manx was completly and utterly shocked, when the mirror replied...
Hollie: Your son,Omi White, is still the fairest of them all.
Manx: *nearly toppling over in shock*
Megan: See?
Manx: This cannot be! I had he- er him killed!
Hollie: No, you hired someone to kill him, but they failed you, and reported back as a liar...*under her breath* dumbass bitch...*out loud once again*and your son has found refuge in the woods at a cottage.
Manx: No!
Hollie: Yes.
Manx: No!
Hollie: Yes.
Manx: No!
Hollie: For crists sake, I said yes.
Manx: Sorry...I got a little caught up in the moment...AHEM!...No! Now...I must find a way to revenge that awful dau- er son of mine! But how?
Hollie: You could hang him by his neck,and rip his insides out...
Manx: What the hell are you on?!
Hollie: Just a suggestion...
Manx: I will...make a potion, and put it inside a dart, then hit him with it. It's perfect!
Hollie: How about put it in an apple instead.
Manx: Why the hell would I do that?
Hollie: Because that's what's in the script.
Manx: ....oh....
Hollie: Duh....asshole....
Manx: *grumbles* ok ok ok fine. I'll make a poison,and put it into an apple, to give to Omi White.
Hollie: That's better. Much better. NOW! Go do it.
Manx: *salutes* yes ma'am! *turns and begins to run off* why am I being ordered by a mirror..?
Megan: This is going waayyy too slow. So! After the mirror(Hollie) bitches out Queen Manx, she(Queen Manx) starts to make her poison apple to give to Omi White. She finishes and then runs upstairs to her mirror again.
Manx: Mirror, Mirror..oh to hell with it! HEY YOU! How do I make myself look ugly so Omi White won't reconize me?
Hollie: How does one get uglier than you?
Manx: Oh that's it! *lifts a sledge hammer to destroy Hollie*
Megan: THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT!
Manx: Forget about the script!
Hollie: No! No! I agree with Megan! Completly!
Megan: Two against one. Put the hammer down,and do it right.
Manx: *grumbles and throws the hammer to the side* ok. now, how do I make myself look ugly?
Hollie: Don't put on make-up.
Manx: Ohh...good call...
Hollie: I'm the best there is. Best there was. And the best there ever will be.
Megan: Anyways, Manx went to see Omi, and gave him the apple. And he ate it, and *died*. Manx was so impressed she laughed herself to death, but no one really noticed because they all hat-
Manx: THAT WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
Megan: *types a few new words,and grins* It is now.
Manx: *grumbles then suddenly drops dead*
Hollie: Score one for the home team!
Megan: ..as I was saying.No one really noticed,because they all hated her.The seven dorks came home, to find Omi White *dead*...
Crawford: *monotone* Holy shit. Look at that. Omi White is dead.
Schuldig: Holy hell! What do we do with the body?!
Farfie: *stabs Crawford's arm,and licks the blood*
Crawford: Would you quit doing that?!
Farfie: No.
Crawford: Why not?
Farfie: Megan said I can.
Crawford: Damn you and finding some chick who likes you...
Nagi: We still have some dead body in our home dorks.
Ken: Yeah...*plugs his nose* and it smells...
Crawford: That was me.
TheOthers: *back away from Crawford*
Yohji: Too bad he wasn't a hot chick...
Nagi: Why?
Yohji: I'd put her in my bed.
Nagi: Why?
Yohji: To make love to her
Nagi: But she'd be dead...
Yohji: Dead people can't press charges.
Nagi: *shudders*
Aya: ...put it outside....
Schuldig: If only someone would kiss the horrid little creature we call Omi White.
Ken: And why would someone do that?
Schuldig: See what it's like..
Ken: *shudders*
*knocking on the door*
Yohji: I got it. *opens the door*
Prince Persia: Evening.
Yohji: *turns to the others* Anyone order some freaky guy?
Farfie: He came!He came! *jumps around like a little school girl*
Ken: It's the Prince you dorks.
Aya: Prince Persia I presume?
Prince Persia: Yes. That is I. May I have a room for the night?
Nagi: This isn't a ho-
Schuldig: Sure! But only if you preform a special task.
Persia: Which is?
Yohji: You gotta kiss him *points to Omi*
Persia: No problem! *strides over to Omi,and kisses him passionatly*
Omi: EW! That was tongue!
Persia: Ahh...what a beautiful young...er...man...
Omi: *blushes* Your kinda sexy too...
Megan: And with that, Prince Persia took Omi White to his castle, where they wed, and had twenty-eight children, don't ask how, it's too complicated....And they lived happilly ever after, the end...
Ken,Yohji and Farfie: *mad dash towards Megan*
Megan: Eeeeeek! *jumps into Crawford's arms*
Crawford: What the he-..I'm not gonna complain...*grins*
Ken,Yohji and Farfie: *pout*
Hollie: AYA! *pounces on Aya*
Aya: *falling to the floor with Hollie on top of him* Hiya...
Hollie: *laughes madly, and hugs Aya tightly*
Schuldig: How come Megan never jumps into MY arms?
Crawford: Your not worthy.
Schuldig: *glares*
Nagi: *grabs ahold of Omi's hand*
Omi: *giggles like a school girl*
Megan: ...what am I doing?! *pushes Crawford away,and jumps into Yohji's arms*
Yohji: *grins and glares at Megan's other stalkers* YOHJI NIGHT! SEE?! *shows them the calendar*
Ken: Yohji night was the 19th, today is the 20th.
Yohji: Really? *drops Megan, and checks the calendar*
Megan: Owww...
Hollie: Smart move Yohji...
Yohji: Huh? *looks down where Megan should be*
Ken: *laughing and Holding Megan*
Megan: Well...thats our first 'Fucked-up Fable'...until next time...! PeAcE!
ChArAcTeRs : Omi White(Omi, DuH) , Seven Dorks(Yohji, Aya, Ken, Farfello, Nagi, Schuldig, Crawford) , Queen(Manx), Mirror(Hollie), Prince(Persia), Narrator(Megan)
Narrator(Megan) : Once upon a time, in a far land in Japan, a young gir- er...boy, Omi White had been born into a familly of riches and great wonders. Only poor Omi White's mother, Queen Manx, was determined to be the most beautiful in the land. And to make sure of this, she had a magical mirror, in which she would ask, "Mirror,Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all?" to which the mirror would reply, "You Queen Manx, are the fairest in the land." That is, until one day...
Manx: *walks into her room, and pulls the curtain off of her magical mirror, and smiles happilly* Mirror, Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of them all?
Mirror(Hollie): You Queen Manx, have now been beaten, and you are no longer, the fairest of them all.
Manx: *harrified* What?! Who dares to beat me in being the fairest of them all?!
Hollie: Your daug- er s-son, Omi White, has beaten you in beauty, and has sprouted into the most beautiful young wo- er man, that this land has ever seen.
Manx: What?! How dare s- er he! I must think of a plan, to have her destroyed...
Megan: And so with the new information, that Omi White has surpased her own beauty, Queen Manx hired a peasent to bring Omi White,far into the woods,and kill he- er him.The peasent brought Omi White deeps into the forest, but he just couldn't kill him.The peasent told Omi White to run,run as far as Omi White could run,and never ever speak to the Queen again,and so Omi White did.Soon,Omi White found her- himself in front of a small home.After knock a few times,and calling out,when there was no reply,he headed inside.Noticing no one was home,Omi White went to bed.Soon,Omi White had fallen asleep,and the home owners came home...
Yohji: Well, that was a long hard day of work, huh guys?
Ken: Whatever you say...
Yohji: What's that mean?
Ken: *gives Yohji the finger and walks away*
Aya: Whatever...*heads towards the kitchen*
Yohji: Man, why do you guys always have to be so annoying?
Farfie: *runs towards the kitchen,and begins to play with the garbage disposal*
Yohji: Riiight...
Nagi: This is so dumb...just because Megan is the narator,and author,she makes us the seven dorks.
Yohji: So what? I say let her.
Crawford: Your just trying to get on her good side.
Schuldig: Pffft...don't matter. She wants me anyways.
Ken: *hearing Schuldig,bursts out laughing*
Nagi: Just get on with it so we can finish this up...
Yohji: Your just mad that your not the HOT dork
Ken: Neither are you..
Yohji: WHAT?!
Aya: SHI-NE! Shut-up or I'll kill you both!!
Megan: Omi White, hearing the commotion downstairs,wakes-up,and ventures down to see what is going on.
Omi: Oh wow..your all so short...who are you? Is this your home?
Crawford: Duh.
Farfie: *pokes Crawford on the arm with a knife* Ohh...blooood...
Crawford: The hell are you doing?!
Farfie: *Slurps up the blood*
Crawford: *Glares*
Omi: Is this how you little people live?
Yohji: Look ya little punk, your in OUR home, so stoppit with the little people thing.
Crawford: I'm Crawford.
Yohji: Nah ah, your Brad.
Crawford: I will kill you the next time you call me that...
Yohji: I've heard that before..
Schuldig: Yeah, like your not so tall yourself.
Omi: *trying not to cry* I'm sorry...who or what are you?
Ken: *groans* Someone else take my line...it's too dumb to say it...
Farfie: *Moving Ken's jaw,so it seems as though it's him talking* We are the Seven Dorks. And this is our little dorky home. Who are you, fair,lovely one?
Ken: *hitting Farfie* THAT was not in the script!
Farfie: Improvisation! *grins*
Omi: *blushes* Well...I'm Omi White...what are all your names?
Schuldig: My name is Schuldig...but Schu-Schu for short!
Nagi: Nagi..
Ken: Ken...
Yohji: Yohji-kun! Dah HOT one..
Farfie: I am Farfello, it is a pleasure to meetest thou, if it wouldest givest thou the pleasure, thou may callest me, Farfie....
TheOthers: *raise an eyebrow*
Farfie: I need practice for an upcomming Shakesperian play
TheOthers: Ohh..
Aya: ...
Omi: Hmm?
Aya: ...
Schuldig: His name is Aya.
Omi: Ahh..that's all of you. And your called the 'Seven Dorks'?
Yohji: Yup!
Omi: Neat!
Megan: To get the damn story going faster....Omi White lived with the Seven Dorks for a long while, and they all becames good friends, aside the occasionaly Farfello trying to kill them all. They all lived happilly together. One day, Queen Manx headed up to her mirror, to ask her question...
Manx: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all?
Megan: Queen Manx was completly and utterly shocked, when the mirror replied...
Hollie: Your son,Omi White, is still the fairest of them all.
Manx: *nearly toppling over in shock*
Megan: See?
Manx: This cannot be! I had he- er him killed!
Hollie: No, you hired someone to kill him, but they failed you, and reported back as a liar...*under her breath* dumbass bitch...*out loud once again*and your son has found refuge in the woods at a cottage.
Manx: No!
Hollie: Yes.
Manx: No!
Hollie: Yes.
Manx: No!
Hollie: For crists sake, I said yes.
Manx: Sorry...I got a little caught up in the moment...AHEM!...No! Now...I must find a way to revenge that awful dau- er son of mine! But how?
Hollie: You could hang him by his neck,and rip his insides out...
Manx: What the hell are you on?!
Hollie: Just a suggestion...
Manx: I will...make a potion, and put it inside a dart, then hit him with it. It's perfect!
Hollie: How about put it in an apple instead.
Manx: Why the hell would I do that?
Hollie: Because that's what's in the script.
Manx: ....oh....
Hollie: Duh....asshole....
Manx: *grumbles* ok ok ok fine. I'll make a poison,and put it into an apple, to give to Omi White.
Hollie: That's better. Much better. NOW! Go do it.
Manx: *salutes* yes ma'am! *turns and begins to run off* why am I being ordered by a mirror..?
Megan: This is going waayyy too slow. So! After the mirror(Hollie) bitches out Queen Manx, she(Queen Manx) starts to make her poison apple to give to Omi White. She finishes and then runs upstairs to her mirror again.
Manx: Mirror, Mirror..oh to hell with it! HEY YOU! How do I make myself look ugly so Omi White won't reconize me?
Hollie: How does one get uglier than you?
Manx: Oh that's it! *lifts a sledge hammer to destroy Hollie*
Megan: THIS ISN'T IN THE SCRIPT!
Manx: Forget about the script!
Hollie: No! No! I agree with Megan! Completly!
Megan: Two against one. Put the hammer down,and do it right.
Manx: *grumbles and throws the hammer to the side* ok. now, how do I make myself look ugly?
Hollie: Don't put on make-up.
Manx: Ohh...good call...
Hollie: I'm the best there is. Best there was. And the best there ever will be.
Megan: Anyways, Manx went to see Omi, and gave him the apple. And he ate it, and *died*. Manx was so impressed she laughed herself to death, but no one really noticed because they all hat-
Manx: THAT WAS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!
Megan: *types a few new words,and grins* It is now.
Manx: *grumbles then suddenly drops dead*
Hollie: Score one for the home team!
Megan: ..as I was saying.No one really noticed,because they all hated her.The seven dorks came home, to find Omi White *dead*...
Crawford: *monotone* Holy shit. Look at that. Omi White is dead.
Schuldig: Holy hell! What do we do with the body?!
Farfie: *stabs Crawford's arm,and licks the blood*
Crawford: Would you quit doing that?!
Farfie: No.
Crawford: Why not?
Farfie: Megan said I can.
Crawford: Damn you and finding some chick who likes you...
Nagi: We still have some dead body in our home dorks.
Ken: Yeah...*plugs his nose* and it smells...
Crawford: That was me.
TheOthers: *back away from Crawford*
Yohji: Too bad he wasn't a hot chick...
Nagi: Why?
Yohji: I'd put her in my bed.
Nagi: Why?
Yohji: To make love to her
Nagi: But she'd be dead...
Yohji: Dead people can't press charges.
Nagi: *shudders*
Aya: ...put it outside....
Schuldig: If only someone would kiss the horrid little creature we call Omi White.
Ken: And why would someone do that?
Schuldig: See what it's like..
Ken: *shudders*
*knocking on the door*
Yohji: I got it. *opens the door*
Prince Persia: Evening.
Yohji: *turns to the others* Anyone order some freaky guy?
Farfie: He came!He came! *jumps around like a little school girl*
Ken: It's the Prince you dorks.
Aya: Prince Persia I presume?
Prince Persia: Yes. That is I. May I have a room for the night?
Nagi: This isn't a ho-
Schuldig: Sure! But only if you preform a special task.
Persia: Which is?
Yohji: You gotta kiss him *points to Omi*
Persia: No problem! *strides over to Omi,and kisses him passionatly*
Omi: EW! That was tongue!
Persia: Ahh...what a beautiful young...er...man...
Omi: *blushes* Your kinda sexy too...
Megan: And with that, Prince Persia took Omi White to his castle, where they wed, and had twenty-eight children, don't ask how, it's too complicated....And they lived happilly ever after, the end...
Ken,Yohji and Farfie: *mad dash towards Megan*
Megan: Eeeeeek! *jumps into Crawford's arms*
Crawford: What the he-..I'm not gonna complain...*grins*
Ken,Yohji and Farfie: *pout*
Hollie: AYA! *pounces on Aya*
Aya: *falling to the floor with Hollie on top of him* Hiya...
Hollie: *laughes madly, and hugs Aya tightly*
Schuldig: How come Megan never jumps into MY arms?
Crawford: Your not worthy.
Schuldig: *glares*
Nagi: *grabs ahold of Omi's hand*
Omi: *giggles like a school girl*
Megan: ...what am I doing?! *pushes Crawford away,and jumps into Yohji's arms*
Yohji: *grins and glares at Megan's other stalkers* YOHJI NIGHT! SEE?! *shows them the calendar*
Ken: Yohji night was the 19th, today is the 20th.
Yohji: Really? *drops Megan, and checks the calendar*
Megan: Owww...
Hollie: Smart move Yohji...
Yohji: Huh? *looks down where Megan should be*
Ken: *laughing and Holding Megan*
Megan: Well...thats our first 'Fucked-up Fable'...until next time...! PeAcE!