~*Little Red Aya Hood*~
ChArAcTeRs : Aya Hood(Aya, ReAlLy?! I nEvEr KnEw), Mom(Birman), Wolf(Yohji), Farmer(Ken), Farmer's Daughter[made-up](Hollie), Grand-mother(Omi), Narrator(Megan)
Megan: Once upon a time, in a little house, in the middle of a forest of Japan, a young boy, and his mother, lived in a shack. One day, the young boy, Aya, had visited his grand-mother, Omi.She had made him a riding hood, that was pure red. Since that day, little Aya, became known as 'Little Red Aya Hood'.One sunny afternoon, Aya's mother, Birman, had filled up a picnic basket for his sick grand-mother.This is where our story begins...
Birman: Aya Hood! Come here son!
Aya: *running up to his mother* Yes mother?
Birman: Your grand-mother is ill, and I know she would love to see you, so I've packed a little lunch for her, and I want you to bring it to her, okay son?
Aya: You can count on me! *lifts the basket,and turns towards the door*
Birman: *raises her finger to Aya as a warning* But son, do as I say, and stay on the path! No stopping, just go straight to grand-mother's, okay?
Aya: I know mother! And I promise I will!
Megan: Birman waved to her 20 year old son, as he skipped off into the woods, wearing his Red Riding Hood.As Aya-kun wal-
Aya: SHI-NE! Don't call me that!
Megan: *glares* Oh fine. *clears her throat* As the cold-hearted PRICK walked along the path in the forest, he stopped, hearing the bushes moving. At first, he thought it was the wind, but they continued. Suddenly, a young girl jumped out of the bushes, and threw her arms around Aya...
Hollie: Aya!!!
Aya: *drops his basket of goodies* Uhh...H-Hollie...
Hollie: Oh Aya...I haven't seen you in so long...
Aya: I know...if your father catches me with you...he'll...
Hollie: *raises an eyebrow* Oh who cares?
Aya: Your father is a lumber mill farmer, which means he carries around an axe...I'll lose my head...
Hollie: You won't even risk your life to be with me? Your love?
Aya: My mom says your a bad influence...
Hollie: Don't you love me?!
Aya: ...
Hollie: *pouts* you don't...?
Aya: ...I...
Hollie: ..yes?
Aya: I...
Hollie: Oh forget the drama!
Aya: *shrugs* Okay then. *clears his throat* I do..of course I do.
Hollie: *eyes light up, but then fade, hearing her father comming towards them* Oh no! Daddy!
Aya: Quick! In the bushes!
Hollie: *drags Aya into the bushes, in a knick of time*
Farmer Ken: Hmm, I was sure I heard voices...*walks back towards his farm*
Megan: When the coast was clear, the young lovers came back out from the bushes, and said their good-byes. Aya Hood was back on the path towards his grand-mother's house. He walked for a while, and he came up to a wolf in the road.
Aya: Who the hell are you?
Wofl: Why hello there...I'm Yohji the wolf. Where are you headed?
Aya: ...*turns the Megan* This is so dumb. I'm 20, why would I tell a *talking* wolf, where I'm going!?
Megan: Because it's in the script.
Aya: Well it shouldn't be...*turns towards Yohji* I am Little Red Aya Hood, and I am heading towards my sick grand-mother's.
Yohji: Well well, that's awfully sweet, and is that a basket of goodies for her?
Aya: Yes it is Mister Wolf.
Yohji: Isn't that nice? Well, I must be off. Good day Aya Hood.
Aya: Bye.
Megan: During the rest of Aya's walked to his grand-mother's home, Yohji, had managed to find a short-cut to her home...
Yohji: *barging into Omi's home* Helloooooo granny!
Omi: *screaming like a little girl* Eek! Who are you!?
Yohji: *grabs Omi,and drags 'her' out of bed* Shaddup! Your grand-son is on the way! And I'm going to pose as you, and gobble him up!
Omi: Oh no! Not Aya Hood!
Yohji: Bwuaha! Yes Aya Hood!
Omi: No! Don't harm him!
Yohji: *tieing and gagging Omi* Oh quiet you old bat!
Omi: *begins to cry, trying to talk*
Yohji: *throws Omi into the closet and locks the door* Hmm...now to find some granny clothes....*digs through some drawers, and pulls on some of Omi's other night wear,then climbs into the bed,as Aya Hood knocks on the door. Clears his throat* Come in..
Aya: *entering the house* Hello grand-mother Omi! I've brought you some goodies!
Yohji: Come in, come in child..
Aya: Grand-mother, I'm 20. I'm not a child.
Yohji: Oh yeah?! Well I'm much older than you, so you ARE a child.
Aya: Whatever...here grand-mother *passes Yohji the basket of goodies*
Yohji: Ohh...thank-you child! *throws the basket across the room*
Aya: *eyes wide, mumbling under his breath* Guess she doesn't like goodies...
Yohji: *grins under the covers* Come closer child. I don't remember when I last saw you...
Aya: Wensday grand-mother. It was bingo night, and you were dancing on the tables, I think you were drunk...
Yohji: Ohh...uh heh heh...yes of course...now I remember...but come closer anyways!
Aya: *raises an eyebrow and edges towards his 'grand-mother' slowly* O...kay...
Yohji: My! How you've grown...since....wensday...
Aya: Uhh...sure. Holy shit! Grand-mother! What big eyes you have!
Yohji: Ah yes, but its just the new contacts! Better to see you with Aya Hood, dearie...
Aya: Okay. They look uh...nice....
Yohji: Oh thank-you. *smiles*
Aya: Geez! When did you get such big ears!?
Yohji: I just had an opperation for them. Needed to get them bigger so that I could hear everyone better, Aya Hood dearie.
Aya: Oh, ok, makes a bit of sense...*eyes wide* And I suppose you had an operation for FANGS to be implanted!?
Yohji: Oh...ha!Ha!Ha! That's for those tough pieces of meat. Hard for my frail old teeth to get through them otherwise...
Aya: *raises an eyebrow* Riight...
Yohji: Yes. I am right handed...but to get on with it...I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
Megan: Yohji wolf jumped out of the bed, and jumped onto Aya Hood, after a long struggle with Aya Hood's katana, Yohji wolf somehow managed to gobble him up.Farmer Ken heard some comotion going on inside the house, and he rushed inside...
Ken: Holy fuck! What the hell is going on?
Yohji: Oh shut-up, or I'll eat you too.
Ken: To hell you will! *raises his axe*
Yohji: Ohh...I'm scared. Like your accually going to do it.
Ken: *grins evilly and whispers* Thank-you Megan...this is for all the times he's tried to steal you from me...*raises his voice* DIE YOU WOLF BASTARD!
Megan: As Farmer Ken brought his axe down over the wolf's head, his daughter, Hollie, came in. Farmer Ken cut opened Yohji's stomach and help Aya Hood out. Hollie hid her smile, so her father wouldn't see.
Ken: My God boy, are you okay?
Aya: ...
Ken: Well are ya!?
Aya: ...*sweatdrops looking at the axe in Ken's hand*
Hollie: Daddy. The axe is scaring him.
Ken: Oh, and it's got a right to! BOY! If I ever catch you near my daughter again, I'll kill you!
Aya: ...!
Hollie: Daaaad!
Ken: Whaaaat!?
Hollie: But I love Aya...
*thumping from the closet is heard*
All: *turn towards the closet*
Aya: The hell...?
Ken: Who did you come to see to begin with?
Aya: Grand-mother...
Hollie: Would someone just open the closet!?
Ken: Oh right...*walks over to the closet, and opens the door, raising an eyebrow as Omi tumbles out onto the floor*
Hollie: COOL! I wanna try!
Ken: I don't think so....*looks at Aya, pointing to Omi* Grand-mother?
Aya: *nods* Grand-mother.
Ken: *unties Omi, and helps her up* You okay ma'am?
Omi: *puts a hand on 'her' forehead* Yes, I think so.
Aya: *waves slightly* H-hiya..
Omi: *eyes light-up* Ohhhhhh! Aya!! *runs up to Aya, and hugs him tightly*
Aya: ...
Hollie: Riiight...
Ken: Aww..what a loving moment...but it just isn't...'right'.
Omi: Ohhhh Aya-Kun!
Aya: *goes mad from being called 'Aya-kun',and pulls out his katana, slicing grand-mother into thousands of little pieces*
Ken: *eyes wide*
Hollie: Wow...
Aya: ...
Ken: *shakes Aya's hand, and grins* Well. You've certainly proved to me that you can be with my daughter.
Aya: I had to kill grand-mother to prove that..?
Ken: Not necesarilly...but you've proven you can take care of her, so I can trust you'll watch out for her.
Hollie: Dad...does this mean, you won't kill him anymore?
Ken: Exactly.
Megan: And that was that. The end of another 'fucked-up fable'...
Megan: Woo...writing these fables get so tiring..
Ken: Aww...is your hand cramping up?
Megan: *pouts and nods*
Ken: poor baby...*hugs her tightly*
Hollie: *sticks out her tongue, sickened* Eww..love birds...
Aya: Yeah...gross like...
Hollie: *pounces onto Aya, and kisses him*
Megan: *raises an eyebrow* Riiight...
Ken: *grins and leans closer for a kiss*
Megan: *moves away from Ken,not purposly*
Ken: *falls onto the floor*
Megan: *turns and looks at Ken* Holy cow! Are you okay!?
Ken: *mumbling* Fine...Just fine...
Yohji and Omi: So why did WE have to die!?
Megan: I'm sorry...the wolf is supposed to die...but Omi, that was all improvisation...
Omi: Gee, thanks.
Megan: It was Aya's idea, not mine.
Ken: *whines* Meeeeg...
Megan: Yesh?
Ken: Miiiine...
Megan: *smiles softly* Not tonight cutie...Yohji night...
Yohji: *pumps the air* Yessssss! My night baby! Miiiiiiine!
Megan: Oh great...
Hollie: See y'all next time...
ChArAcTeRs : Aya Hood(Aya, ReAlLy?! I nEvEr KnEw), Mom(Birman), Wolf(Yohji), Farmer(Ken), Farmer's Daughter[made-up](Hollie), Grand-mother(Omi), Narrator(Megan)
Megan: Once upon a time, in a little house, in the middle of a forest of Japan, a young boy, and his mother, lived in a shack. One day, the young boy, Aya, had visited his grand-mother, Omi.She had made him a riding hood, that was pure red. Since that day, little Aya, became known as 'Little Red Aya Hood'.One sunny afternoon, Aya's mother, Birman, had filled up a picnic basket for his sick grand-mother.This is where our story begins...
Birman: Aya Hood! Come here son!
Aya: *running up to his mother* Yes mother?
Birman: Your grand-mother is ill, and I know she would love to see you, so I've packed a little lunch for her, and I want you to bring it to her, okay son?
Aya: You can count on me! *lifts the basket,and turns towards the door*
Birman: *raises her finger to Aya as a warning* But son, do as I say, and stay on the path! No stopping, just go straight to grand-mother's, okay?
Aya: I know mother! And I promise I will!
Megan: Birman waved to her 20 year old son, as he skipped off into the woods, wearing his Red Riding Hood.As Aya-kun wal-
Aya: SHI-NE! Don't call me that!
Megan: *glares* Oh fine. *clears her throat* As the cold-hearted PRICK walked along the path in the forest, he stopped, hearing the bushes moving. At first, he thought it was the wind, but they continued. Suddenly, a young girl jumped out of the bushes, and threw her arms around Aya...
Hollie: Aya!!!
Aya: *drops his basket of goodies* Uhh...H-Hollie...
Hollie: Oh Aya...I haven't seen you in so long...
Aya: I know...if your father catches me with you...he'll...
Hollie: *raises an eyebrow* Oh who cares?
Aya: Your father is a lumber mill farmer, which means he carries around an axe...I'll lose my head...
Hollie: You won't even risk your life to be with me? Your love?
Aya: My mom says your a bad influence...
Hollie: Don't you love me?!
Aya: ...
Hollie: *pouts* you don't...?
Aya: ...I...
Hollie: ..yes?
Aya: I...
Hollie: Oh forget the drama!
Aya: *shrugs* Okay then. *clears his throat* I do..of course I do.
Hollie: *eyes light up, but then fade, hearing her father comming towards them* Oh no! Daddy!
Aya: Quick! In the bushes!
Hollie: *drags Aya into the bushes, in a knick of time*
Farmer Ken: Hmm, I was sure I heard voices...*walks back towards his farm*
Megan: When the coast was clear, the young lovers came back out from the bushes, and said their good-byes. Aya Hood was back on the path towards his grand-mother's house. He walked for a while, and he came up to a wolf in the road.
Aya: Who the hell are you?
Wofl: Why hello there...I'm Yohji the wolf. Where are you headed?
Aya: ...*turns the Megan* This is so dumb. I'm 20, why would I tell a *talking* wolf, where I'm going!?
Megan: Because it's in the script.
Aya: Well it shouldn't be...*turns towards Yohji* I am Little Red Aya Hood, and I am heading towards my sick grand-mother's.
Yohji: Well well, that's awfully sweet, and is that a basket of goodies for her?
Aya: Yes it is Mister Wolf.
Yohji: Isn't that nice? Well, I must be off. Good day Aya Hood.
Aya: Bye.
Megan: During the rest of Aya's walked to his grand-mother's home, Yohji, had managed to find a short-cut to her home...
Yohji: *barging into Omi's home* Helloooooo granny!
Omi: *screaming like a little girl* Eek! Who are you!?
Yohji: *grabs Omi,and drags 'her' out of bed* Shaddup! Your grand-son is on the way! And I'm going to pose as you, and gobble him up!
Omi: Oh no! Not Aya Hood!
Yohji: Bwuaha! Yes Aya Hood!
Omi: No! Don't harm him!
Yohji: *tieing and gagging Omi* Oh quiet you old bat!
Omi: *begins to cry, trying to talk*
Yohji: *throws Omi into the closet and locks the door* Hmm...now to find some granny clothes....*digs through some drawers, and pulls on some of Omi's other night wear,then climbs into the bed,as Aya Hood knocks on the door. Clears his throat* Come in..
Aya: *entering the house* Hello grand-mother Omi! I've brought you some goodies!
Yohji: Come in, come in child..
Aya: Grand-mother, I'm 20. I'm not a child.
Yohji: Oh yeah?! Well I'm much older than you, so you ARE a child.
Aya: Whatever...here grand-mother *passes Yohji the basket of goodies*
Yohji: Ohh...thank-you child! *throws the basket across the room*
Aya: *eyes wide, mumbling under his breath* Guess she doesn't like goodies...
Yohji: *grins under the covers* Come closer child. I don't remember when I last saw you...
Aya: Wensday grand-mother. It was bingo night, and you were dancing on the tables, I think you were drunk...
Yohji: Ohh...uh heh heh...yes of course...now I remember...but come closer anyways!
Aya: *raises an eyebrow and edges towards his 'grand-mother' slowly* O...kay...
Yohji: My! How you've grown...since....wensday...
Aya: Uhh...sure. Holy shit! Grand-mother! What big eyes you have!
Yohji: Ah yes, but its just the new contacts! Better to see you with Aya Hood, dearie...
Aya: Okay. They look uh...nice....
Yohji: Oh thank-you. *smiles*
Aya: Geez! When did you get such big ears!?
Yohji: I just had an opperation for them. Needed to get them bigger so that I could hear everyone better, Aya Hood dearie.
Aya: Oh, ok, makes a bit of sense...*eyes wide* And I suppose you had an operation for FANGS to be implanted!?
Yohji: Oh...ha!Ha!Ha! That's for those tough pieces of meat. Hard for my frail old teeth to get through them otherwise...
Aya: *raises an eyebrow* Riight...
Yohji: Yes. I am right handed...but to get on with it...I'M GONNA EAT YOU!
Megan: Yohji wolf jumped out of the bed, and jumped onto Aya Hood, after a long struggle with Aya Hood's katana, Yohji wolf somehow managed to gobble him up.Farmer Ken heard some comotion going on inside the house, and he rushed inside...
Ken: Holy fuck! What the hell is going on?
Yohji: Oh shut-up, or I'll eat you too.
Ken: To hell you will! *raises his axe*
Yohji: Ohh...I'm scared. Like your accually going to do it.
Ken: *grins evilly and whispers* Thank-you Megan...this is for all the times he's tried to steal you from me...*raises his voice* DIE YOU WOLF BASTARD!
Megan: As Farmer Ken brought his axe down over the wolf's head, his daughter, Hollie, came in. Farmer Ken cut opened Yohji's stomach and help Aya Hood out. Hollie hid her smile, so her father wouldn't see.
Ken: My God boy, are you okay?
Aya: ...
Ken: Well are ya!?
Aya: ...*sweatdrops looking at the axe in Ken's hand*
Hollie: Daddy. The axe is scaring him.
Ken: Oh, and it's got a right to! BOY! If I ever catch you near my daughter again, I'll kill you!
Aya: ...!
Hollie: Daaaad!
Ken: Whaaaat!?
Hollie: But I love Aya...
*thumping from the closet is heard*
All: *turn towards the closet*
Aya: The hell...?
Ken: Who did you come to see to begin with?
Aya: Grand-mother...
Hollie: Would someone just open the closet!?
Ken: Oh right...*walks over to the closet, and opens the door, raising an eyebrow as Omi tumbles out onto the floor*
Hollie: COOL! I wanna try!
Ken: I don't think so....*looks at Aya, pointing to Omi* Grand-mother?
Aya: *nods* Grand-mother.
Ken: *unties Omi, and helps her up* You okay ma'am?
Omi: *puts a hand on 'her' forehead* Yes, I think so.
Aya: *waves slightly* H-hiya..
Omi: *eyes light-up* Ohhhhhh! Aya!! *runs up to Aya, and hugs him tightly*
Aya: ...
Hollie: Riiight...
Ken: Aww..what a loving moment...but it just isn't...'right'.
Omi: Ohhhh Aya-Kun!
Aya: *goes mad from being called 'Aya-kun',and pulls out his katana, slicing grand-mother into thousands of little pieces*
Ken: *eyes wide*
Hollie: Wow...
Aya: ...
Ken: *shakes Aya's hand, and grins* Well. You've certainly proved to me that you can be with my daughter.
Aya: I had to kill grand-mother to prove that..?
Ken: Not necesarilly...but you've proven you can take care of her, so I can trust you'll watch out for her.
Hollie: Dad...does this mean, you won't kill him anymore?
Ken: Exactly.
Megan: And that was that. The end of another 'fucked-up fable'...
Megan: Woo...writing these fables get so tiring..
Ken: Aww...is your hand cramping up?
Megan: *pouts and nods*
Ken: poor baby...*hugs her tightly*
Hollie: *sticks out her tongue, sickened* Eww..love birds...
Aya: Yeah...gross like...
Hollie: *pounces onto Aya, and kisses him*
Megan: *raises an eyebrow* Riiight...
Ken: *grins and leans closer for a kiss*
Megan: *moves away from Ken,not purposly*
Ken: *falls onto the floor*
Megan: *turns and looks at Ken* Holy cow! Are you okay!?
Ken: *mumbling* Fine...Just fine...
Yohji and Omi: So why did WE have to die!?
Megan: I'm sorry...the wolf is supposed to die...but Omi, that was all improvisation...
Omi: Gee, thanks.
Megan: It was Aya's idea, not mine.
Ken: *whines* Meeeeg...
Megan: Yesh?
Ken: Miiiine...
Megan: *smiles softly* Not tonight cutie...Yohji night...
Yohji: *pumps the air* Yessssss! My night baby! Miiiiiiine!
Megan: Oh great...
Hollie: See y'all next time...