~*Kensle and Yohjittle*~
ChArAcTeRs : Aya(The dad), Omi(the mom), Yohji[Yohjittle](Grettle), Ken[Kensle](Hansle), Hollie(Aya's bitch), Manx(the witch), Megan(Narrator)
Megan: Once upon a time, in a land that I forgot the name so we'll call it la-la-land, there lived a quiet little familly, in a quiet little house. They were a happy familly, a calm familly, a familly that never argued over anything ...
Omi: *screaming* YOU DID WHAT?!
Megan: *blinks* Okay ... they argue sometimes. In this little familly of four, was two children. A little boy named, Kensle, and a little girl named, Yohjittle.
Aya: *shrugging* I cheated on you with my bitch Hollie.
Omi: *horrified* What about the children!?
Aya: They're Hollie's. Didn't you ever wonder why you never got pregnant,but had kids?
Ken: I thought I came from the stork...?
Aya: Go back to your room son,mommy and daddy are have a grown-up talk.
Ken: *looks at Hollie* Hiya mom! *hugs her*
Omi: *eyes wide* THE KIDS KNEW!?
Aya: Sort of...
Hollie: *hugging her son* Awww...hi Kensel!
Ken: *runs back to the room he shares with his sister, Yohjittle*
Omi: I can't believe this! BLASPHEMY! Those children are a blasphemy to my familly! I want them out! You and your little bitch too!
Aya: But Omi! In this day and age, we aren't alloud to divorce! It's against both of our religion!
Omi: *mumbling* Damn that fucking God ... *out loud* OH FINE! But get rid of those God damned kids!
Hollie: WHAT!? I don't want you killing off my children!
Omi: Too bad. They aren't mine, and I want them out of my house. So get them out.
Aya: *looking at his too lovers* Oh fine ... I'll bring them deep into the woods, and leave them there.
*In the kids bedroom*
Yohji: Kensle, what's going on?
Ken: Don't worry Yohjittle, nothing's going on at all.
Yohji: But why are mommys and daddy fighting?
Ken: Because mommy #1 found out about mommy #2 and they're having a grown-up talk. about us. That's all. Go back to bed Yohjittle.
Yohji: But why is daddy gonna bring us in the woods tomorrow, and leave us there ?
Ken: We're gonna go hunt for him, that's all.
Yohji: Oh...okay Kensle ... good-night.
Ken: Good-night.
Megan: The mourning came, and Aya brought his children out deep into the forest, he then hugged each child, and told them to begin hunting. As they were walking through the forest, Kensel had been dropping little stones, making a way to lead them back towards the house, since he knew what was actually going on. Aya then left his children to *hunt* and walked back to his home, not noticing the stones along the way. After sometime...
Yohji: Kensel, this is boring...
Ken: I know. How about we go home now?
Yohji: But we don't know the way back ... we're lost Kensel! *cries*
Ken: *smacks 'her'* Yes we do. I dropped stones along the way, to make sure we'd get home!
Yohji: Oh wow! Your so smart big brother! But why did you have to drop stones? Are you telling me the truth when you say daddy and mommys weren't leaving us here... ?
Ken: I hate liars. Why would I lie?
Yohji: Good point.
Megan: Yohjittle and Kensle find the stones, and head back to their home. As they enter the house they are greeted by Aya, but Omi is furious and sends them to their room. 'She' then looks at Aya, and they argue for the second night in a row.
Omi: I thought I told you to leave them in the woods!
Aya: They must have found their way home!
Omi: Well, bring them out again and leave them there! I will have no blasphemies in my house!
Aya: *sighs* Yes dear...
Omi: And do it right this time!
Aya: Yes dear.
Megan: For the second time, Aya brings his children out deep into the forest, this time, Ken dropping bread crums, only he doesn't realize the birds are eating the bread. Aya once again hugs his children, and then heads off in the direction towards Hollie's home.
Yohji: Kensle? Why does daddy keep bringing us out here?
Ken: Because, mommy #1 doesn't love us anymore, and daddy doesn't want her to be sad. But don't worry! The bread crum trail I left will lead us home!
Yohji: *turning and looking* But there's no bread crums.
Ken: Oh no! The birds ate it! But, don't worry. I remember the way home!
Yohji: Really?
Ken: No, but this is how the story goes, so let's start walking.
Yohji: *sighing* Oh...
Megan: They walk around from a while, Ken repeating non-stop to Yohji that he DOES know where he is going. But within time, both are about ready to give up, and rot in the forest, when they smell the sweet smell, of sugar.They run towards the smell, and see a huge house, made completly of candy, sitting up on a hill. The two children, having not eaten in hours, run towards the house in a mad dash. They began to eat a few chunks of candy until they hear...
Manx: Who is eating my home?! *flings opened the door*
Yohji: EEEEEEEEEK! *jumps into Ken's arms*
Ken: ACK! I-I-I-I...w-we are m-ma'am ... we're s-sorry ...
Manx: *eyes light-up* Oh! You poor poor dear little children! You look so unHEALTHY! Come come! Come into my home, and I'll give you something to eat....
Both: OK! *they run inside*
Manx: *grins evilly, and mumbles* Dinner is served...
Megan: Manx; who is a bitch ... er ... witch, feeds the two children until they can hardly move. Finally, she picks out of the two, the one whom looks the most filling, and puts Ken into a cage. Then she makes Yohji be her little helper, in preparing 'her' brother for a feast.
Yohji: But ... *sobbing* I dun wanna cook my brother...
Manx: You shut the hell up and do as I say! *cackles and choakes* HACK HACK!!! Damned bones ...
Ken: *pounding on the cage* Let me out! Let me oooooouuuuuuuutttttttt!
Manx: You shut-up. Dinner doesn't talk.
Ken: *sobs*
Yohji: *involuntarilly throws another log into the stove*
Manx: Okay little girl, get your brother out of the cage, and chop his head off to cook him. *cackles and choakes again* Gotta lay off those bones ...
Yohji: I can't kill Kensel!
Manx: You'll do it or I'll kill you!
Yohji: Ok ok ... *opens Ken's cage and sobs lifting the ax* I'm so sorry Kensel!
Ken: HEY! I've been your brother longer than you've been her slave! Don't kill me!
Manx: Ok! Kill him.
Yohji: *about the cut-off Ken's head, when 'she' turns and throws the ax at Manx*
Ken: That's my 'sis'!
Manx: *groaning* Th...e......p....ai...n....
Ken: Stupid dumb bitch! Trying too cook me!? I'll teach you! *pulls the ax out of her, and drags her bleeding body towards the oven* I'll cook you! Open the oven Yohjittle!
Yohji: *swings opened the oven door*
Ken: Burn you mother fucker bitch! BURN! *throws her in the oven*
Manx: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yohji" *closes the oven door and grabs Ken, running out of the house*
Ken: WOAH YOHJITTLE!
Yohji: *stops*
Ken: Good 'girl'. Now, let's find daddy and mommy #2.
Yohji: OK!
Megan: They walk around for a while later, when they see a red house in the middle of a path in the forest.
Ken: It's mommy #2's house! Let's go!
Yohji: Yeah!
*they run to the house, and go in, to see Hollie and Aya eating they're supper*
Hollie: *eyes wide* KIDS!
Aya: The kids? *turns around* Oh my God! Kensel! Yohjittle! Your safe! And alive!
Both: Daddy! Mommy #2!
All: *run and hugs each other*
Hollie: Oh my God! I can't believe it! You found us! *smiles at her children*
Aya: It's a miracle!
Ken: I love you daddy and mommy #2!
Hollie: We have a surprise! Mommy #1 died ... 'mysteriously' ...and me and your daddy are getting married!
Yohji: So we don't have to call you mommy #2 anymore?
Aya: Nope!
Ken: *looks at Yohji* No Yohjittle, she's STEP-mommy now!
Megan: And with that, Aya and Hollie got married, and lived happilly ever after, with they're sex-crazed daughter, and soccer-loving son! The end!
Ken: Why, why why why why WHY did I have to be Hansel!?!?!?
Megan: But you were so CUTE in those lil suspenders and green tight shorts ...
Yohji: Megan's a perve ... just like me!
Hollie: Oh shut-up, you had to be a girl ... and my daughter at that...
Yohji: *shuddering* I'm traumatized... *cries*
Megan: Aww...
Aya: Hahaha... I cheated on Omi ...
Omi: YOU CHEATING LITTLE SLUT!
Aya: *eyebrow raise* We aren't in love for real you know ...
Omi: I know ... *sighs*
Aya: *edges towards Hollie*
Megan: *cuddles Ken* ... you better be keeping those shorts ....
Ken: And if I do ... ?
Megan: *whisperes something in his ear*
Ken: *grins* I'll keep 'em ...
Hollie: *eyebrow raise as Manx comes into the room,burnt as a crisp*
Manx: *coughs smoke* ...ow...
Megan: *grins* Bitch.
Hollie: And that's our fucked-up fable!
ChArAcTeRs : Aya(The dad), Omi(the mom), Yohji[Yohjittle](Grettle), Ken[Kensle](Hansle), Hollie(Aya's bitch), Manx(the witch), Megan(Narrator)
Megan: Once upon a time, in a land that I forgot the name so we'll call it la-la-land, there lived a quiet little familly, in a quiet little house. They were a happy familly, a calm familly, a familly that never argued over anything ...
Omi: *screaming* YOU DID WHAT?!
Megan: *blinks* Okay ... they argue sometimes. In this little familly of four, was two children. A little boy named, Kensle, and a little girl named, Yohjittle.
Aya: *shrugging* I cheated on you with my bitch Hollie.
Omi: *horrified* What about the children!?
Aya: They're Hollie's. Didn't you ever wonder why you never got pregnant,but had kids?
Ken: I thought I came from the stork...?
Aya: Go back to your room son,mommy and daddy are have a grown-up talk.
Ken: *looks at Hollie* Hiya mom! *hugs her*
Omi: *eyes wide* THE KIDS KNEW!?
Aya: Sort of...
Hollie: *hugging her son* Awww...hi Kensel!
Ken: *runs back to the room he shares with his sister, Yohjittle*
Omi: I can't believe this! BLASPHEMY! Those children are a blasphemy to my familly! I want them out! You and your little bitch too!
Aya: But Omi! In this day and age, we aren't alloud to divorce! It's against both of our religion!
Omi: *mumbling* Damn that fucking God ... *out loud* OH FINE! But get rid of those God damned kids!
Hollie: WHAT!? I don't want you killing off my children!
Omi: Too bad. They aren't mine, and I want them out of my house. So get them out.
Aya: *looking at his too lovers* Oh fine ... I'll bring them deep into the woods, and leave them there.
*In the kids bedroom*
Yohji: Kensle, what's going on?
Ken: Don't worry Yohjittle, nothing's going on at all.
Yohji: But why are mommys and daddy fighting?
Ken: Because mommy #1 found out about mommy #2 and they're having a grown-up talk. about us. That's all. Go back to bed Yohjittle.
Yohji: But why is daddy gonna bring us in the woods tomorrow, and leave us there ?
Ken: We're gonna go hunt for him, that's all.
Yohji: Oh...okay Kensle ... good-night.
Ken: Good-night.
Megan: The mourning came, and Aya brought his children out deep into the forest, he then hugged each child, and told them to begin hunting. As they were walking through the forest, Kensel had been dropping little stones, making a way to lead them back towards the house, since he knew what was actually going on. Aya then left his children to *hunt* and walked back to his home, not noticing the stones along the way. After sometime...
Yohji: Kensel, this is boring...
Ken: I know. How about we go home now?
Yohji: But we don't know the way back ... we're lost Kensel! *cries*
Ken: *smacks 'her'* Yes we do. I dropped stones along the way, to make sure we'd get home!
Yohji: Oh wow! Your so smart big brother! But why did you have to drop stones? Are you telling me the truth when you say daddy and mommys weren't leaving us here... ?
Ken: I hate liars. Why would I lie?
Yohji: Good point.
Megan: Yohjittle and Kensle find the stones, and head back to their home. As they enter the house they are greeted by Aya, but Omi is furious and sends them to their room. 'She' then looks at Aya, and they argue for the second night in a row.
Omi: I thought I told you to leave them in the woods!
Aya: They must have found their way home!
Omi: Well, bring them out again and leave them there! I will have no blasphemies in my house!
Aya: *sighs* Yes dear...
Omi: And do it right this time!
Aya: Yes dear.
Megan: For the second time, Aya brings his children out deep into the forest, this time, Ken dropping bread crums, only he doesn't realize the birds are eating the bread. Aya once again hugs his children, and then heads off in the direction towards Hollie's home.
Yohji: Kensle? Why does daddy keep bringing us out here?
Ken: Because, mommy #1 doesn't love us anymore, and daddy doesn't want her to be sad. But don't worry! The bread crum trail I left will lead us home!
Yohji: *turning and looking* But there's no bread crums.
Ken: Oh no! The birds ate it! But, don't worry. I remember the way home!
Yohji: Really?
Ken: No, but this is how the story goes, so let's start walking.
Yohji: *sighing* Oh...
Megan: They walk around from a while, Ken repeating non-stop to Yohji that he DOES know where he is going. But within time, both are about ready to give up, and rot in the forest, when they smell the sweet smell, of sugar.They run towards the smell, and see a huge house, made completly of candy, sitting up on a hill. The two children, having not eaten in hours, run towards the house in a mad dash. They began to eat a few chunks of candy until they hear...
Manx: Who is eating my home?! *flings opened the door*
Yohji: EEEEEEEEEK! *jumps into Ken's arms*
Ken: ACK! I-I-I-I...w-we are m-ma'am ... we're s-sorry ...
Manx: *eyes light-up* Oh! You poor poor dear little children! You look so unHEALTHY! Come come! Come into my home, and I'll give you something to eat....
Both: OK! *they run inside*
Manx: *grins evilly, and mumbles* Dinner is served...
Megan: Manx; who is a bitch ... er ... witch, feeds the two children until they can hardly move. Finally, she picks out of the two, the one whom looks the most filling, and puts Ken into a cage. Then she makes Yohji be her little helper, in preparing 'her' brother for a feast.
Yohji: But ... *sobbing* I dun wanna cook my brother...
Manx: You shut the hell up and do as I say! *cackles and choakes* HACK HACK!!! Damned bones ...
Ken: *pounding on the cage* Let me out! Let me oooooouuuuuuuutttttttt!
Manx: You shut-up. Dinner doesn't talk.
Ken: *sobs*
Yohji: *involuntarilly throws another log into the stove*
Manx: Okay little girl, get your brother out of the cage, and chop his head off to cook him. *cackles and choakes again* Gotta lay off those bones ...
Yohji: I can't kill Kensel!
Manx: You'll do it or I'll kill you!
Yohji: Ok ok ... *opens Ken's cage and sobs lifting the ax* I'm so sorry Kensel!
Ken: HEY! I've been your brother longer than you've been her slave! Don't kill me!
Manx: Ok! Kill him.
Yohji: *about the cut-off Ken's head, when 'she' turns and throws the ax at Manx*
Ken: That's my 'sis'!
Manx: *groaning* Th...e......p....ai...n....
Ken: Stupid dumb bitch! Trying too cook me!? I'll teach you! *pulls the ax out of her, and drags her bleeding body towards the oven* I'll cook you! Open the oven Yohjittle!
Yohji: *swings opened the oven door*
Ken: Burn you mother fucker bitch! BURN! *throws her in the oven*
Manx: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yohji" *closes the oven door and grabs Ken, running out of the house*
Ken: WOAH YOHJITTLE!
Yohji: *stops*
Ken: Good 'girl'. Now, let's find daddy and mommy #2.
Yohji: OK!
Megan: They walk around for a while later, when they see a red house in the middle of a path in the forest.
Ken: It's mommy #2's house! Let's go!
Yohji: Yeah!
*they run to the house, and go in, to see Hollie and Aya eating they're supper*
Hollie: *eyes wide* KIDS!
Aya: The kids? *turns around* Oh my God! Kensel! Yohjittle! Your safe! And alive!
Both: Daddy! Mommy #2!
All: *run and hugs each other*
Hollie: Oh my God! I can't believe it! You found us! *smiles at her children*
Aya: It's a miracle!
Ken: I love you daddy and mommy #2!
Hollie: We have a surprise! Mommy #1 died ... 'mysteriously' ...and me and your daddy are getting married!
Yohji: So we don't have to call you mommy #2 anymore?
Aya: Nope!
Ken: *looks at Yohji* No Yohjittle, she's STEP-mommy now!
Megan: And with that, Aya and Hollie got married, and lived happilly ever after, with they're sex-crazed daughter, and soccer-loving son! The end!
Ken: Why, why why why why WHY did I have to be Hansel!?!?!?
Megan: But you were so CUTE in those lil suspenders and green tight shorts ...
Yohji: Megan's a perve ... just like me!
Hollie: Oh shut-up, you had to be a girl ... and my daughter at that...
Yohji: *shuddering* I'm traumatized... *cries*
Megan: Aww...
Aya: Hahaha... I cheated on Omi ...
Omi: YOU CHEATING LITTLE SLUT!
Aya: *eyebrow raise* We aren't in love for real you know ...
Omi: I know ... *sighs*
Aya: *edges towards Hollie*
Megan: *cuddles Ken* ... you better be keeping those shorts ....
Ken: And if I do ... ?
Megan: *whisperes something in his ear*
Ken: *grins* I'll keep 'em ...
Hollie: *eyebrow raise as Manx comes into the room,burnt as a crisp*
Manx: *coughs smoke* ...ow...
Megan: *grins* Bitch.
Hollie: And that's our fucked-up fable!