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Chapter 10
Chapter Name: HELP ME, Goku!
Bulma arrived at the Son place again for the 2nd time. "ChiChi!!!" She called while jumping off the seat of her hoverjet.
ChiChi poked her head out and looked suprised. "Why are you here Bulma?"
"Where's Goku!?"
"Goku is out sparring with Gohan and Piccolo remember?" ChiChi looked unfocused for a moment "...No wait, I think Goku is still taking a walk with Gohan. Yup he is."
"This is an EMER-GEN-CY. I need Goku to HELP me with something!"
ChiChi looked at Bulma strangely. "Um...ok...I'll see if I can get him for you..."
Hey Goku, get your ass back here. Bulma needs your help for something. She says its an EMER-GEN-CY ChiChi thought to her husband. She hoped that he didn't put up the mental wall.
Um..alright..I'll be right over. Let me first tell Gohan to go meet Piccolo. came a voice in her head.
ChiChi sighed with relief. She doesn't need a panicking Bulma on her hands. "Yeah he's coming."
Bulma was puzzled. "How do you know?"
Just then, Goku appeared besides them. "GOKU!!!!!!!!!" Bulma yelped. "I NEED YOUR HELP."
Goku looked at Bulma with questioning eyes.
"So whats the ~EMER-GEN-CY~ Chi Chi told me you had?" he asked.
Bulma stared. "Huh? But what do you mean Chi Chi told you? You just arrived here."
Goku smiled a big wide grin. "I'll explain later on."
"Yeah. Anyway Goku, Chi Chi, you guys have GOTTA help me. Its Vegeta. I want him BACK to Capsule Corps. But I can't ask him myself! It'll make me look desperate. So please I need some ideas for him to come back! This is going to be hard because he already doesn't like living there because he'll be depending on us and be in my parent's debt. BUT YOU HAVE TO GET HIM BAAAAACK!" she ranted in one breath.
ChiChi blinked. "Why do you want Vegeta back to your place? I mean I wouldn't object him going away but..." Her eyes widened. "Bulma...nooooowaaaay, nuh-uh you better not ...."
Bulma nodded sadly. "Yeah."
ChiChi stood there calmly for a minute. Goku was inching away from her slowly.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BULMA? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIIIND!???" she yelled.
Bulma winced. Goku placed a hand on ChiChi's shoulder trying to calm her. Hey, Chi Chi, you know that Vegeta isn't that bad. He helps you secretly sometimes around the place and I'm sure you've noticed.
Chi Chi sighed. Yeah I know..
"Well? Guys!? Ideas?! I'm dying here!"
Chi Chi covered Bulma's mouth. "Ok okok! Leme think!"
Chi Chi suddenly gave a great big shout. "I KNOW!"
"What?!"
"I think Vegeta's the jealous type, ne? I mean anyone can tell just by looking at him!"
"Jealous type...hmm..." Bulma wondered.
"So, just get Goku to grab some cute guy off the streets and you can pretend to fall all over the guy. In front of Vegeta!"
Bulma shook her head. "Nah..."
Chi Chi's face fell. "Uh...then..."
Goku was silent throughout the whole thing. Then the two woman noticed him sniffing the air.
"What is it Goku. Don't tell me you smell food cuz I didn't cook any." Chi Chi growled.
Goku shook his head. "No its not food I'm smelling. Bulma, did you drink alcohol before coming here?"
"Yeah, what about it."
"Nothing, I just smelled it."
"But its such a light drink! Honest! Chi Chi don't give me that look. I know perfectly well what I should drink or not drink before flying here. I had a Pink Lady, thats nothing!"
Chi Chi shouted again as another idea came to her. "This has to work! Look, Bulma, pretend you are drunk! REAL drunk! I know you can do it. Come on! And then we'll get Vegeta to fly you back!
Bulma looked intrigued by the idea. "But...I don't know how to act drunk."
"I know! Why don't you get drunk for real?!" Goku piped up.
ChiChi growled and her chinese style sword appeared ready to strike. Goku sweatdropped. "Ok...Forget I ever said that."
"Hmm...how about this, I have SOME drinks just to loosen myself up for the acting, but not enough to loose sensibility and reasoning. In other words no drunkness." Bulma said.
ChiChi shrugged. "If thats what you want."
Goku went into the house and brought out 2 jugs of beer. Bulma's eyes widend. "I can't drink ALL THAT!"
Goku blinked. "Ok, then I'll take back one jug."
Bulma groaned. She picked up the jug. "Here goes..." she muttered.
++++++++half jug later...+++++++
"Hehehehehehehaha....I think I have had enough....~giggle~" Bulma blinked a little to get her sight cleared.
Chi Chi shook her head. "Bulma, tell me...what was your purpose coming here?"
"Why, to get Vegeta's cute ass back home thats what!!!!!!" she smiled.
"Well at least she still has coordination and can talk sensibly..." Chi Chi sighed.
Bulma grinned. "NOW I'm loosened up. I'm not drunk, mind you! I'm just...feeling more....free and wild!!!"
Goku sweatdropped. "Should I get Vegeta?"
"Yea. Tell him you wanna fight him and lead him back here. Bulma, you'll start acting drunk when he comes near k?" Chi Chi ordered.
Goku teleported away to find Vegeta. Bulma closed her eyes to keep from swaying on her feet.
Chi Chi, I'm leading Vegeta back alright? Have Bulma start acting in 5 minutes.
K.
++++++a few minutes later......++++++++++
"Ok, Bulma, I'll go back in, you pretend you are just arriving. Remember to fly wildly to make it seem like you're drunk."
Bulma laughed and flew back up into the air, swaying from side to side wildly. She saw Goku and Vegeta nearing the place, it'll be impossible if they couldn't see her. She landed reckessly, almost crashing into some trees. ChiChi, just right behind the door, sighed with relief when she saw that Bulma didn't hit those trees. Then, playing her part, she ran out with a worried and frantic look on her face. "Bulma!? Why are you back? Is something wrong??"
Bulma jumped out of the hoverjet and landed on her butt. Damn. I must be more disorientated then I thought....
"Ow..." she groaned. ChiChi ran to her and helped her up. "Bulma, you aren't drunk are you.." she whispered.
"Nooope!!! I am perfectly FIIIIIINNNNE!!" Bulma yelled, giggling madly. "I'm just acting Chichi. But to tell the truth, I am feeling a tinsy bit drunk..." she whispered back, slightly slurring her words.
"Oh shit...Bulma careful aright..."
Goku and Vegeta had landed and Goku ran over to Bulma. "Hi Bulma! Why are you here again? I was just going to spar with Vegeta! ...hey Bulma..have you been drinking too much? The alcohol smell is so strong on you."
Bulma squeezed her eyes shut to get rid of the dizziness. When she opened them, Goku was looking worriedly at her. "I'm fiiiiine! You guys are waaaaaaaay to weird. Why wouldn't I be fine???? So WHAT if I drink a little? Get ouuta myyyy waaaay!!!!!" and she started uncontrollable laughter.
Vegeta stood way to the side, arms crossed and face set in a deep annoyed scowl.
What Goku said was true. Bulma did smell strongly of alcohol. And he didn't like it. He didn't know why, but he didn't like the smell on her. It just wasn't her.
Chi Chi was still holding Bulma up and Bulma pushed her away, arms swinging through the air around her. Goku tried to hold her still but she shoved him away. She stumbled over to Vegeta and peered right into his eyes. "Heheheheee....Vegeeeeta!! You must be so haaaaappy and all staying here riiiiiiiiiiittte? I mean you got your life long looooooooove Goku here. Heeheeheheee!! ~Love is in the aiiiir!!~" she sang loudly.
Vegeta growled at her. "Awwwwww is poor baby Vegeta mad?" Bulma said in a baby voice. "Go on, I've seen you mad before. ~giggle giggle~, it doesn't bother me...heheheeehee...anyway you look soooo hot like that!" Bulma swayed back and forth, trying to stand still.
Vegeta looked at her with disgust. "Go away woman, you smell."
Bulma narrowed her eyes and huffed. "Oh I smell do I???? You dont' smell any better than I do! YOU, MR. VEGETA, YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY PIG! OH KISS AND RUN, WHAT GREAT FUUUUN! Do you KNOW WHAT YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH!?? OH OF COUUUUUURSE NOT! GET AWAY FROM ME GOKU! I'LL THROW UP ALL OVER YOU! ANYYYYYYWAY, BACK TO YOU MR. KISS A GIRL AND RUN, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CHICKEN I EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF KNOWING!" Bulma jabbed Vegeta's chest. "YOU. ARE. NOT. WORTH. MY. FEELINGS. AND. MY. TIME.! HOW COULD YOU! I HAD A PERFECT LIFE BEFORE YOUU!!" then she started to bawl her eyes out.
Goku stood next to ChiChi. uh...um...Chi Chi? Is.....Bulma drunk or acting drunk?
...Damn it. Goku, Bulma's really drunk. We shouldn't had come up with this idea.....
Bulma threw herself onto Vegeta and wrapped her arms around him. "Vegeta..." she said sadly. "Why don't you like me? Why did you have to leave me behind with a confused heart? Why do you have to be so stubborn and so hateful?"
"Shut up. You dont know what you are talking about. Get your filthy hands off me."
"Vegeta! Don't talk to Bulma that way! PERSONALLY, I think its because of YOU she got herself drunk like this." Chi Chi yelled.
Vegeta looked boredly Goku, ignoring Chi Chi. "Kakarrot, get this woman home will you. She's giving me a headache."
"Vegeta...I still have to go meet Gohan and Piccolo. I only went to get you to spar for a while. Chi Chi can't get Bulma back because she's got some work to do. You are the only free one right now..." Goku smiled apologically and teleported away.
"Kakarrot!" Vegeta roared. "You damn son-of a....!" he was cut off by ChiChi.
"Uh..I guess I'll get back in...got work you see...uh..Vegeta...take care of Bulma THANKS...um..Bulma...take care...uh..right. Bye!" she ducked back into the house.
"DAMN it! Woman. I'm gonna wring your neck when you are sober..."
Bulma had kind of drifted off while her arms were around his neck, her full weight leaning onto him. "hmmm...?" she murmured drowsily.
Vegeta supressed the urge to throw her off, fly high into the sky and scream in frustration.
Instead he put one arm around her waist and another under her knees. I seem to be doing this often... he thought. As he flew off, ChiChi peaked out of the window and smiled.
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Ugh, personally I don't think I did such a good job on this chapter...tell me what you guys think! ^.^ sorry for the delay, next chapter should be up in 5-6 days!
for thoughts
() Author's Notes
------ Dream starts
\\\\\\Dream ends
++++++++++ change of location
Chapter 10
Chapter Name: HELP ME, Goku!
Bulma arrived at the Son place again for the 2nd time. "ChiChi!!!" She called while jumping off the seat of her hoverjet.
ChiChi poked her head out and looked suprised. "Why are you here Bulma?"
"Where's Goku!?"
"Goku is out sparring with Gohan and Piccolo remember?" ChiChi looked unfocused for a moment "...No wait, I think Goku is still taking a walk with Gohan. Yup he is."
"This is an EMER-GEN-CY. I need Goku to HELP me with something!"
ChiChi looked at Bulma strangely. "Um...ok...I'll see if I can get him for you..."
Hey Goku, get your ass back here. Bulma needs your help for something. She says its an EMER-GEN-CY ChiChi thought to her husband. She hoped that he didn't put up the mental wall.
Um..alright..I'll be right over. Let me first tell Gohan to go meet Piccolo. came a voice in her head.
ChiChi sighed with relief. She doesn't need a panicking Bulma on her hands. "Yeah he's coming."
Bulma was puzzled. "How do you know?"
Just then, Goku appeared besides them. "GOKU!!!!!!!!!" Bulma yelped. "I NEED YOUR HELP."
Goku looked at Bulma with questioning eyes.
"So whats the ~EMER-GEN-CY~ Chi Chi told me you had?" he asked.
Bulma stared. "Huh? But what do you mean Chi Chi told you? You just arrived here."
Goku smiled a big wide grin. "I'll explain later on."
"Yeah. Anyway Goku, Chi Chi, you guys have GOTTA help me. Its Vegeta. I want him BACK to Capsule Corps. But I can't ask him myself! It'll make me look desperate. So please I need some ideas for him to come back! This is going to be hard because he already doesn't like living there because he'll be depending on us and be in my parent's debt. BUT YOU HAVE TO GET HIM BAAAAACK!" she ranted in one breath.
ChiChi blinked. "Why do you want Vegeta back to your place? I mean I wouldn't object him going away but..." Her eyes widened. "Bulma...nooooowaaaay, nuh-uh you better not ...."
Bulma nodded sadly. "Yeah."
ChiChi stood there calmly for a minute. Goku was inching away from her slowly.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING BULMA? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIIIND!???" she yelled.
Bulma winced. Goku placed a hand on ChiChi's shoulder trying to calm her. Hey, Chi Chi, you know that Vegeta isn't that bad. He helps you secretly sometimes around the place and I'm sure you've noticed.
Chi Chi sighed. Yeah I know..
"Well? Guys!? Ideas?! I'm dying here!"
Chi Chi covered Bulma's mouth. "Ok okok! Leme think!"
Chi Chi suddenly gave a great big shout. "I KNOW!"
"What?!"
"I think Vegeta's the jealous type, ne? I mean anyone can tell just by looking at him!"
"Jealous type...hmm..." Bulma wondered.
"So, just get Goku to grab some cute guy off the streets and you can pretend to fall all over the guy. In front of Vegeta!"
Bulma shook her head. "Nah..."
Chi Chi's face fell. "Uh...then..."
Goku was silent throughout the whole thing. Then the two woman noticed him sniffing the air.
"What is it Goku. Don't tell me you smell food cuz I didn't cook any." Chi Chi growled.
Goku shook his head. "No its not food I'm smelling. Bulma, did you drink alcohol before coming here?"
"Yeah, what about it."
"Nothing, I just smelled it."
"But its such a light drink! Honest! Chi Chi don't give me that look. I know perfectly well what I should drink or not drink before flying here. I had a Pink Lady, thats nothing!"
Chi Chi shouted again as another idea came to her. "This has to work! Look, Bulma, pretend you are drunk! REAL drunk! I know you can do it. Come on! And then we'll get Vegeta to fly you back!
Bulma looked intrigued by the idea. "But...I don't know how to act drunk."
"I know! Why don't you get drunk for real?!" Goku piped up.
ChiChi growled and her chinese style sword appeared ready to strike. Goku sweatdropped. "Ok...Forget I ever said that."
"Hmm...how about this, I have SOME drinks just to loosen myself up for the acting, but not enough to loose sensibility and reasoning. In other words no drunkness." Bulma said.
ChiChi shrugged. "If thats what you want."
Goku went into the house and brought out 2 jugs of beer. Bulma's eyes widend. "I can't drink ALL THAT!"
Goku blinked. "Ok, then I'll take back one jug."
Bulma groaned. She picked up the jug. "Here goes..." she muttered.
++++++++half jug later...+++++++
"Hehehehehehehaha....I think I have had enough....~giggle~" Bulma blinked a little to get her sight cleared.
Chi Chi shook her head. "Bulma, tell me...what was your purpose coming here?"
"Why, to get Vegeta's cute ass back home thats what!!!!!!" she smiled.
"Well at least she still has coordination and can talk sensibly..." Chi Chi sighed.
Bulma grinned. "NOW I'm loosened up. I'm not drunk, mind you! I'm just...feeling more....free and wild!!!"
Goku sweatdropped. "Should I get Vegeta?"
"Yea. Tell him you wanna fight him and lead him back here. Bulma, you'll start acting drunk when he comes near k?" Chi Chi ordered.
Goku teleported away to find Vegeta. Bulma closed her eyes to keep from swaying on her feet.
Chi Chi, I'm leading Vegeta back alright? Have Bulma start acting in 5 minutes.
K.
++++++a few minutes later......++++++++++
"Ok, Bulma, I'll go back in, you pretend you are just arriving. Remember to fly wildly to make it seem like you're drunk."
Bulma laughed and flew back up into the air, swaying from side to side wildly. She saw Goku and Vegeta nearing the place, it'll be impossible if they couldn't see her. She landed reckessly, almost crashing into some trees. ChiChi, just right behind the door, sighed with relief when she saw that Bulma didn't hit those trees. Then, playing her part, she ran out with a worried and frantic look on her face. "Bulma!? Why are you back? Is something wrong??"
Bulma jumped out of the hoverjet and landed on her butt. Damn. I must be more disorientated then I thought....
"Ow..." she groaned. ChiChi ran to her and helped her up. "Bulma, you aren't drunk are you.." she whispered.
"Nooope!!! I am perfectly FIIIIIINNNNE!!" Bulma yelled, giggling madly. "I'm just acting Chichi. But to tell the truth, I am feeling a tinsy bit drunk..." she whispered back, slightly slurring her words.
"Oh shit...Bulma careful aright..."
Goku and Vegeta had landed and Goku ran over to Bulma. "Hi Bulma! Why are you here again? I was just going to spar with Vegeta! ...hey Bulma..have you been drinking too much? The alcohol smell is so strong on you."
Bulma squeezed her eyes shut to get rid of the dizziness. When she opened them, Goku was looking worriedly at her. "I'm fiiiiine! You guys are waaaaaaaay to weird. Why wouldn't I be fine???? So WHAT if I drink a little? Get ouuta myyyy waaaay!!!!!" and she started uncontrollable laughter.
Vegeta stood way to the side, arms crossed and face set in a deep annoyed scowl.
What Goku said was true. Bulma did smell strongly of alcohol. And he didn't like it. He didn't know why, but he didn't like the smell on her. It just wasn't her.
Chi Chi was still holding Bulma up and Bulma pushed her away, arms swinging through the air around her. Goku tried to hold her still but she shoved him away. She stumbled over to Vegeta and peered right into his eyes. "Heheheheee....Vegeeeeta!! You must be so haaaaappy and all staying here riiiiiiiiiiittte? I mean you got your life long looooooooove Goku here. Heeheeheheee!! ~Love is in the aiiiir!!~" she sang loudly.
Vegeta growled at her. "Awwwwww is poor baby Vegeta mad?" Bulma said in a baby voice. "Go on, I've seen you mad before. ~giggle giggle~, it doesn't bother me...heheheeehee...anyway you look soooo hot like that!" Bulma swayed back and forth, trying to stand still.
Vegeta looked at her with disgust. "Go away woman, you smell."
Bulma narrowed her eyes and huffed. "Oh I smell do I???? You dont' smell any better than I do! YOU, MR. VEGETA, YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY PIG! OH KISS AND RUN, WHAT GREAT FUUUUN! Do you KNOW WHAT YOU'VE PUT ME THROUGH!?? OH OF COUUUUUURSE NOT! GET AWAY FROM ME GOKU! I'LL THROW UP ALL OVER YOU! ANYYYYYYWAY, BACK TO YOU MR. KISS A GIRL AND RUN, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST CHICKEN I EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF KNOWING!" Bulma jabbed Vegeta's chest. "YOU. ARE. NOT. WORTH. MY. FEELINGS. AND. MY. TIME.! HOW COULD YOU! I HAD A PERFECT LIFE BEFORE YOUU!!" then she started to bawl her eyes out.
Goku stood next to ChiChi. uh...um...Chi Chi? Is.....Bulma drunk or acting drunk?
...Damn it. Goku, Bulma's really drunk. We shouldn't had come up with this idea.....
Bulma threw herself onto Vegeta and wrapped her arms around him. "Vegeta..." she said sadly. "Why don't you like me? Why did you have to leave me behind with a confused heart? Why do you have to be so stubborn and so hateful?"
"Shut up. You dont know what you are talking about. Get your filthy hands off me."
"Vegeta! Don't talk to Bulma that way! PERSONALLY, I think its because of YOU she got herself drunk like this." Chi Chi yelled.
Vegeta looked boredly Goku, ignoring Chi Chi. "Kakarrot, get this woman home will you. She's giving me a headache."
"Vegeta...I still have to go meet Gohan and Piccolo. I only went to get you to spar for a while. Chi Chi can't get Bulma back because she's got some work to do. You are the only free one right now..." Goku smiled apologically and teleported away.
"Kakarrot!" Vegeta roared. "You damn son-of a....!" he was cut off by ChiChi.
"Uh..I guess I'll get back in...got work you see...uh..Vegeta...take care of Bulma THANKS...um..Bulma...take care...uh..right. Bye!" she ducked back into the house.
"DAMN it! Woman. I'm gonna wring your neck when you are sober..."
Bulma had kind of drifted off while her arms were around his neck, her full weight leaning onto him. "hmmm...?" she murmured drowsily.
Vegeta supressed the urge to throw her off, fly high into the sky and scream in frustration.
Instead he put one arm around her waist and another under her knees. I seem to be doing this often... he thought. As he flew off, ChiChi peaked out of the window and smiled.
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Ugh, personally I don't think I did such a good job on this chapter...tell me what you guys think! ^.^ sorry for the delay, next chapter should be up in 5-6 days!