U.G.L.Y.
The big game was on between, Hogwarts and another school. But now there are cheerleaders in the games of qudditch. It is a battle between two teams.
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY
EH! HEY! YOU UGLY
HERMOINE-
I SAW YOU WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST THE OTHER
DAY
I DIDN'T SEE THE DAMAGE FROM THAT FAR AWAY
I SHOULD HAVE GOT A CLUE WHEN THE KIDS STARTED SCREAMING
YOU WALKED UP TO ME WITH YOUR BUCK TEETH A GLEAMING
YOUR HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY AND YOUR FACE WAS A MESS
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SACK BUT IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE
DRESS
YOU HURT THE TREES FEELINGS AND THE BIRDS ALL FLEW
I DON'T MEAN TO INSULT YOU
OH WAIT! YES I DO.
FLEUR- *LOOKING AT HERMOINE*
YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW, THEY'RE COVERED IN MOULD
YOU'RE ONLY FOURTEEN YOU LOOK A HUNDRED YEARS
OLD
WHEN LOOKS WERE HANDED OUT YOU WERE LAST IN
LINE
YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
GINNY- *WALKING UP TO HER*
DID YOU FALL OFF A BUILDING AND LAND ON YOUR HEAD
OR DID A TRUCK RUN OVER YOUR FACE INSTEAD
PIXIE-
THERE AIN'T NO PILL COS YOU AIN'T ILL
YOU'RE UGLY!
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2
(H) WHAT YOU REALLY NEED IS TO WEAR A MASK
(G) AND BOOK THAT PLASTIC SURGEON FAST - (GIRL)
(F) YOU'RE SCARY - YOU'RE HAIRY I HEARD ABOUT YOU
YOU'RE THE MAIN ATTRACTION AT THE CITY ZOO
(H) YOU'RE SO FAT AND UGLY WITH A BELLY FULL OF FLAB
WHEN YOU WEAR A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT OUT
CAB
(F) (SO FUNNY) ROLLING HER EYES
(P) YOU GOT EYES LIKE A PIG AND YOUR NOSE IS BIG
AND WITH HAIR LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD BE WEARING
A WIG
(H) UNCLE FESTA REMEMBER HIM? I NEVER KNEW THAT YOU HAD A TWIN
(G) YOU CAN'T DISGUISE YOUR GOOGLY EYES
IN THE MISS UGLY PAGEANT YOU WIN FIRST PRIZE
(F) YO MAMA SAYS YOU UGLY -
YOU UGLY!
U.G.L.Y YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI YOU UGLY EH! HEY! YOU UGLY X2
GET BUSY X9
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
GET BUSY
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
GET BUSY
YO MAMA SAYS YOUR UGLY
*ALL THE CHEERLEADERS GET INTO A DANCE*
GET BUSY (D&C) YOUR UGLY!
U.U.U.U.
HERMOINE- NOW I FEEL LIKE BLONDIE
(H) QUASIMODO
(G) CAMEL BREATH
(F) SQUAREHEAD
(H&G) UGLY!
(P) CHICKEN LEGS
(G) PIG FACE
(P) CHIN LIKE BUBBA
(P&G) UGLY!
(F) FISH LIPS
(H) TOAD LICKER
(F) POINDEXTER
(H) UGLY!
(G) SPAGHETTI ARMS
(H) LIMP BUTT
(P&F) FREAK SHOW -UGLY!
YOU COULD MAKE AN ONION CRY
LIKE AN ALIEN CHASED BY THE F.B.I. U.G.L.Y