Disclaimer: AHHHHHH!! I'm being chased by the Japanese lawyers! Some one save me!!! OK OK!!! I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own the character Princess Saphire or at least the one I made up o.O;!!!

*evil Japanese lawyers disappear in a puff of red smoke* oi o.O;

Yami: MUHAHAHAHAH!!! FOOD COLORING IS MINE!!

Saph: Not if its gonna ruin my story! *takes Yami's food coloring*you can have it back at the end of story.

Yami: awwwww ;_;

Saph:Now on with the story!! Chapter 2!!! The mayhem begins!!!!

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When we last left our crew, Mokuba had called up everyone at an ungodly hour in the morning to tell them of his new Kaiba torture plan and I was suffering from writers block . and the keys on this computer are sticky from lack of typing . so It may take some time for them to warm up.

Seto:Yay!! That means longer till you can torture me!! ^_^

Saph:don't count on it ^_^

Seto:o.O;

Saph:hey your still supposed to be asleep!!! Now back to the story.

Yugi was finally able to get to the Kaiba mansion (thanks to my removal of the food coloring. Yami: awwwww ;_;)and was almost being dragged along by Yami who was eager to begin the torture.They meet up with up with Joey and the others standing at the gate of the mansion.

Yami:TORTURE TIME !!! ^_^!!!

Everyone: *sweat drop at Yami*

Suddenly Pegasus and Yami Bakura jump out of some randomly placed bushes holding a box of rubber duckies.They set the box down and then just stand there.

Yami:DIE PEGASUS!!!!!!*jumps on Pegasus*

Saph:YAMI BAKURA DIE!!!!!!!*pulls out the almighty jello gun*

Y.Bakura:uh *gulp* help!!!*runs for life*

Saph:*Stop suddenly* HORRAY!!!!!!!! I FOUND MY SUGAR FORTIFIED GUM!!!!!

Everyone:*sweat drop*

Saph:anyway…..PEGASUS, YAMI BAKURA GET OUT OF MY STORY *pulls out the super duper laptop of doom and types something*(moment brought to you by AUTHOR POWER power power power ext.)

[all of a sudden a dark cloud appear and lightning strikes the two and the melt into puddles and wash down the drain]

[a key suddenly appears and uses magic to open the gate which no one had taken the time to notice was locked]

Saph: ^_^ happy Seto torturing *vanishes to authoress land*

Everyone turns to the now open gate to see a sugar high Mokuba bounding out of the building toward them.

Mokuba: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You made it ^_^

Yami: MUST TORTURE SETO!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone(except Yami and Mokuba): *sweat drop* -_-()

Joey: So what is your plans this times Mokuba? (note: I have a bad time imitating Joey's accent so I kinda mess up in a few places o.O())

Mokuba: Well…..*everyone huddles in a circle around Mokuba when out of nowhere appears Malik with his handy dandy video camera*

Malik: MUHAHAHA this is gonna be good!!!*holds up video camera and it does one of those shiny anime gleams*

Saph:HEY YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN STORY YET!!!*tosses Malik off screen and tell him to wait*

Tristen:Where did you come from?

Yami:Egypt ^_^

Everyone: o.O;;

Yugi:Yeah….well back to Mokuba's plan!

About half an hour later everyone is standing outside the Kaiba manor waiting for Mokuba to begin the operation.The camera then zooms over to Seto's room but on the way hit Yami Bakura in the head.

Y.Bakura: OWWWW!!*falls unconscious*

Everyone:*sweat drop*

Saph:Didn't see that coming o.O;*drags Yami Bakura off set and the camera resumes to zooming*

We now see the sleepy Seto laying in bed and Mokuba waltzes in there to wakes him up

Mokuba: Step 2..3..4 twirl 2..3..4 oh I'll never learn to waltz . oh well ^_^ *pulls out some pots and pans takes a deep breath and * SETO TIME TO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SETO WAKE UP SETO WAKE UP SETO WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:WAHHHH!*falls out of the bed to the floor revealing cute little bunny pajamas o.O* Could you keep it down!!!!

Mokuba:But its time to awaken dear brother and besides we have COMPANY!!!!!*starts bouncing off the walls*

Seto:COMPANY??? YOU DIDN'T INVITE THOSE GEEKS OVER HERE DID YOU??

Mokuba:*still bouncing off walls* PLZZZZ let them stay!!! *Big cute puppy dog eyes*

Seto: AHHHHH THE CUTENESS! YES YES JUST STOP THE CUTENESS!!!

Mokuba:YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!*runs around room bouncing off the walls even more*

Seto:Mokuba?What did you eat for breakfast?

Mokuba:well lets see…..5 candy bars, 10 lbs of sugar,120000grams of ice cream*Mokuba goes on through a long list of amounts of sugar sweets he had eaten that morning for about another 5 minutes*

Seto:This is not going to be a good day -_-

Saph:Not for you Seto ^_^

Seto:why me ;_;

Saph:because its what the fans want and don't worry once I finish this I'll make a more serious one ok

Seto:really? Can Yami die and I be the star? ^_^

Saph:uhhh I'll get back to you on that

Yami:TORTURE!!!!!!*starts to chug a bottle of food coloring*

Saph:HEY I HAVEN'T GIVEN THAT BACK YET!!!*takes it back*

Yami:aw ;_;

Yugi:Hey I haven't said hardly anything this chapter!!!!

Tea:I haven't said anything in any of them!!!

Bakura:Me either!!!

Saph:DON'T PANIC!!!! Gah I just a little bust but I'll give you more lines next chapter sheesh -_-;

Mokuba:PLZ R&R and give Saph some ideas for Seto torture….Next chapter up soon ^_^!!!!

Everyone: BYE ^_______________________________________^