Disclaimer:I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own PrincessSaphire ^_^
Yami:you still havent told us were we are headed
Saph:SHUSH!!! I was thinking about giving back your food coloring (by request of a review ^_^)
Yami:*shuts up*
Saph:We also received a present!!!!
Seto:is that a good thing?
Saph:Unfortunatly not for you Seto*pulls out the gift sent by…X_X I forgot your name!!!! But it is a jello maker,hammer,and a bunch of other stuff that I don't have time to list right now*
Saph:Also by request of another revier we were given ideas for Seto torture ^_^
Seto:ohh Sh*t
Saph:HEY!!!THIS IS RATED PG KEEP IT THAT WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto:and why should I
Saph:because if you don't I'll……..KISS YOU!!!!!!!
Seto:*Washes mouth out with soap*
Yami Bakura: I WANT A KISS!!!!!!!!!*Chases after Saph*
Saph: *conks him on the head with a stage light* well it looks like I'm gonna need to raise the rating for this chapter o.O;
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Chapter 4:Yami Bakura raises the rating
We last left off we were just about to begin our little road trip when I relised I couldn't drive.Did this stop us tho? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura:*clings to seat* I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!
Saph: Awww come sit up here with me we have air bags here ^_^
Bakura:*blushes* uh no thank you I fine here
Yami Bakura:Can I come up there!!!!
Saph: NOOOOO AND IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN I'M THROWING YOU OFF THE BUS!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura:*Shuts up and goes and sits next to Seto who is still tied up and in the backseat*
Saph:Now lets get going!!!!*puts key in ignition and floors it*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Saph:*Loses control of bus and they all fall over a cliff into a volcano!*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Will the bus fall into the volcano?Will we all be insenerated to our deaths?Will I ever stop talking in questions and why am I asking this when the chapter isn't over yet!!!!!!!!!!!
Saph:*teleports the bus back onto the road* man that was close!!!
Yami Bakura:NO SHIT!!!
Saph:That's it off my bus!!!!!!!*begins to glow and eyes turn so that all you can see is blue.Y.Bakura is levitated in mid air and thrown out of the bus back into the volcano*
Joey:Since when could you do that?
Saph: Since always ^_^
Everyone:*puzzled expreshon on faces*
Yugi:If you could do that why didn't you just poof us to our destination in the first place !!!
Saph:Well what fun would that have been? Besides I can't do it too often or I'll collapse!
Everyone:Oh
Seto:I want off the bus!!!!!!!
Saph:*ignores Seto* well anyway were actually almost there *snaps fingers and they appear in front of my favorite place in the world or would be if it existed……….VIDEO GAME WORLD with real virtual reality simulators ^_^ (I am such a tech freak ^_^)*
Everyone: O_O its big
We are all now standing in front of a 100story building with lots of flickering lights and sounds being emited from it.We all walk up to the front door and read a sigh that says:"must have adult supervision for all under 13"
Saph:well it looks like someone is going have to pretend to be Mokuba's parent .But whom?
Everyone glances at Seto who is still tied up in ropes and trying to hop off the bus.
Saph:*walks over to Seto* If you promise not to run away and be Mokubas "parent" I'll untie the ropes ok?
Seto*ponders* ok fine -_- *Saph undoes the ropes*YAY!!!
Saph:Hey Yami catch!!!*tosses him the bottle of food coloring that she had confiscated from him in a previous chapter*
Yami:*eyes go teary* You really mean it :' ) *gulps the whole thing down including the bottle o.O;*
Everyone:*Sweat drop*
Saph:Ok now lets go in!!
The crew minus Yami Bakura who I through into a volcano a little while back go up to the gate to enter.We all go in as a group and are given little devices to track one another incase we got lost (seeing as it has 100 stories )We all walk inside and aww at the wonders we see.
Yami:Is this magic?
Saph:I have no clue but I think its technology since the machines all have this on them *points to the letters KC which if you don't know stands for Kaiba Corp.*
Seto:You mean my company made this and I never knew about it o.O
Joey:Woahh look over there *points to a virtual reality game.He runs up to it and reads the description* "now you can be your favorite duel monsters character.Battle through levels and defeat your friends for ultimate glory!!"WOAHH LETS TRY IT!!!!!
Everyone: ok ^_^
But what our little crew did not know that was in the backround was Yami Bakura conveniently changing the settings on the virtual reality control panel.
Yami Bakura:Heh Kaiba is most likely going to choose the Blue eyes so why not tamper the systems mother board a little!!!!!Wait oh damn I forgot Kaiba is the only one who could do something like that damn it damn it . * starts pounding the circuit board and gets a nice large electric shock to the system* @#$%#@#%#@%@#%##%#@!!!!!!!!!!!!OWWWWWWWW OH !#$#@%%@ *kicks the machine* OWWWWWW MY @#%#%@^@# FOOT!*
(hence the name of this chapter o.O)
Strange Voice:Heh well hello there baka seems like your having a little trouble
Y.Bakura:Damn it Malik what do you want!!!
Y.Malik:well I just wanted to help you a little nothing like a little torture to spruce up the lame chapter.
Saph:IT IS NOT LAME!!!!!!!!!I JUST HAVE BAD WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!!!!YOU KNOW NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TEST THAT GIFT!!!*pulls out the spoon and it turns into a mallet*
Everyone:*Sweat drop as Saphire chases Y.Malik with the mallet*
Malik:*Holds up the handy dandy video camera* Precious moments!!!Man I could use this for black mail!!!
Bakura:Hey are we going to go on the simulator or not?
Saph:*Stops chasing Yami Malik* OK ^_^
Everyone goes up to the machine and come up to the dude running it.
Dude running it:How many?
Saph:*counts* um…….9 since weren't counting Yami Malik Yami Bakura or Tea.
Dude running it(is actually my class mate Scott at a summer job) Well (bleep), hey why did it do that
Saph:Because no one shall ever know my real name MUHAHAHAHA!
Scott(dude):Whatever you can go in as one group and how did you manage to get the Yu-Gi-Oh cast here?
Saph:never mind that lets go!!!*the group enters the simulator with Saphire's classmate staring after them*
Computer simulation voice thingy:WELCOME TO THE DUELING TORNAMENT!!!!Here you shall become your favorite duel monsters and compete against one another for ultimate glory!!!The strength of your character is based on you not your card! SO GOOD LUCK!!
Bakura:Why is it so dark?
Saph:Shhhhhh its starting
CSVT: attention players please report to docking rooms immediately *suddenly 9 little doors appear behind everyone*
CSVT:Insert your card into the slot and strap into the virtuall simulator visor and vest.You are all wished the best of luck!
Everyone does what the CSVT says suddenly everyone is transported to the battle field.Seven of them were sitting in a both off to the side most likely waiting for there rounds.
CSTV:Round 1.Players: Saphire VS. Malik.Downloading data.
Suddenly Saphire appears on one end of the field dressed as the Dark Magician Girl down to the cute little outfit.Her brown hair is now pulled throught the helmet and is holding in her left hand the staff.
Saph:OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!I'm the Dark Magician Girl OMG!! And is it just me or is it drafty in here *shivers*
Joey:Woah Saph looks sorta hot in that Dark Magician girl get up
Saph: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!!!
On the other end of the field Malik suddenly appears as the god card Ra.He is wearing gold armor with wings on his back and his hands shaped like claws with a little beak over his head.
Bakura:So what cards did all of you choose as your favorites?
Before anyone could answer Bakura there was a loud crash and Yami Malik and Yami Bakura came crashing down into the stands……
TO BE CONTINUED………..
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Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENDS!
Saph:Don't worry Yami! I gonna work on the next chapter tomorrow morning now that my writers block is gone but a girl needs her beauty sleep!
Joey:WAIT!!what is both Yami and Yugi chose the Dark Magician? What will happen o.O
Saph:I never thought of that o.O
Yugi:We will just have to see when its me and Yami's turns
Who will win the battle?What are the two mischievous Yamis up to?What cards did everyone pick?Will they ever find out that Mokuba doesn't have parental supervision?Who will claim ultimate glory?Will it ever stop being so drafty in there and will we have to change the rating for good?And how did Yami Bakura get out of the volcano??All this and More in Chapter 5!!!!!!
Seto:I'll probly win ^_^
Saph: Don't count on it ^_^
Everyone: BYE ^___________________________________^ PLZ R&R