Disclaimer:MUHAHAHA Yu-Gi-Oh is mine!
Yami:uh no it isn't
Correct Disclaimer:Yu-Gi-Oh is not mine ;_;
Saph:WAHHHHH*huggles the Seto and Bakura plushies* oh well now I am going to take time to thank every single on of my reviewers ^_^! As well as…… MAIL TIME!!!
Yami Bakura:this bites !
Saph:Shaddup or nothing for you!
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Ok out first thingy bobber mail stuff comes from……airy sphinx!! She sends us…..*reads the review*
a key and access card to my weaponry vault, complete with a key chain, so that you can press the button on it when you're not near the weaponry vault, and it will run to you^_^. Literally. I'm not going to mention examples of what's in it, for last time I did, it took me an hour to type. But, let's just say that it has in it every weapon imaginable, and not imaginable, and then some. I hope you enjoy your new toys! For Yami I have 10 gallons of food coloring, for Mokuba a gigantic, candy-filled rubber duckie, A ginormous teddie bear for Yugi, that has a secret pouch in the back, filled with sugar cubes;to Joey, I givea truckful of chocolate syrup (that has a device in it that makes him bark like a dog, whenever he tries to say something; shhh, it's our secret^_^). To Bakura, I send 90,987,579,578,756,743,576,769,276,875,768 every-flavor-under-the-sun snow cones, and a voo doo doll, with a few of Y. Bakura's split ends on it. Malik receives from me 9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ginormous, chocolate candy bars, and a voo doo doll with some of the hair clippings of Y. Malik. Hmm. I give Y. Bakura sugar capsules (that explode in your stomach, making you fell, sick, muwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Y. Malik gets from me...a bar of chocolate (actually, it's chocolax. In case you haven't seen the Iron Giant, it makes your stomach really, really sick). Tristan gets some stale peanuts, and Tea gets proccipine candy (a ball of candy that has sharp quills covering it). Scott gets a pair of jet powered running shoes and rollarblades. Seto gets from me a helmet, a ginormous, solid chocolate heart, a license saying that he's over twenty one, and a pen. Loved your story! Please write more soon. Enjoy your gifts
Saph:woah that's a lot!
Malik:WOHOO CHOCOLATE!*begins to eat it all*
Bakura:*grin evily at the voodoo doll* oh Yami………
Yami Bakura:Stay away from me you freak!
Seto:*puts on the helmet and stares at the license and chocolate heart* wow…..I GOT GIFTS THAT ARN"T TRYING TO KILL ME!!!
Saph:^_^ yep see not everyone in the world is mean!
Tristen:*attempts to eat the peanuts but they just make him vomit*
Scott(my classmate):hey I got something too ^_^
Saph:who knew o.O?Any way next present is from Myloko.We actually received it a few chappies back but I gonna present it right this time!She said……
How does Yami get from Egypt to Japan anyway? and, for Seto torturing, use my handy dandy one-of-a-kind Bashing Spoon 3000!!! It's a spoon, fork, knife, corkscrew, pocket watch, jello maker, measuring cup, laser shooter, vcd, dvd player, vcr, plate, glass, video recorder, digital camera, magnifying glass, keyboard, wooden mallet... *continues on* and a thousand more things I forget ^_~ and, Yami deserves his food coloring back, he can't torture too well without it :P
Seto:oh goodie -_- I hope it doesn't work
Saph:It does I tested it on Y.Malik remember!
~~FLASHBACK~~
Y.Malik:well I just wanted to help you a little nothing like a little torture to spruce up the lame chapter.
Saph:IT IS NOT LAME!!!!!!!!!I JUST HAVE BAD WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!!!!YOU KNOW NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TEST THAT GIFT!!!*pulls out the spoon and it turns into a mallet*
Everyone:*Sweat drop as Saphire chases Y.Malik with the mallet*
~~END FLASHBACK~~
Y.Malik:I remember that -_-'
Saph:that's all the gifts but before I end mail time I just want to thank all my other reviewers:
SEGAmew
Myloko
yugi-kitty
Goddess of shadows
BleedingAngel
Jessie
PrittiAngelAlaskanSunsets
Blue-Kool-Aid and then the two who sent me gifts; Myloko and airy sphinx!!!
**************~~~~~MAIL TIME OVER~~~~~~~~****************
Thank you all ^_^!now on with chapter 6!
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Chapter 6:The sleepy authoress, some dreams, and a road trip
When we last left off the game place had exploded and we forgot the sodas!Now we have the sodas and all is well so we continue or road trip.
Saph:YAY here we go ^_^ *puts key in ignition and they start driving down the road*
Bakura:have we crashed yet!o.O
Saph:No silly ^_^ while Joey wasted the extended amount of time there reading the game I was playing on a driving simulator and I passed ^_^ so no worries.
They trip was several things.1.LONG 2.BORING 3.LONG & BORING 4.do I need to say it?By the time we were half way there it was 4 in the morning and I was about to fall asleep at the wheel.Joey and Tristen had been having a contest for the last 3 hours to see who could sing the loudest.The contest ended before the windows cracked.Seto Kaiba was in the back complaining about how miserable his life was and Bakura and Malik (who had rejoined us after returning from the tropics ) were playing "taunt the yamis with there new voodoo dolls (Malik&Bakura:THANK YOU AIRY SPHINX!) and every once and a while a yelp of pain could be heard as one of them stuck the needle in the voodoo doll.Yami and Yugi had been playing duel monsters but every time it would get near the end we would hit a sharp turn and all the cards would fall off the seat.They eventually gave up and went to sleep.Mokuba was curled up next to Seto, who was still morning his life, asleep.
Saph:need…….sleep…..so groggy -_- *falls asleep at wheel*zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bakura:ahhh!*puts down the voodoo doll and grabs hold of the wheel*
Saph:*falls out of the chair onto the floor asleep*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bakura:*sweat drop*
Yami Bakura:*grabs the voodoo doll while Bakura is at the wheel but accidentally press the pin in* OUCH!!
Saph:*wakes up* ahh the wheel!
Bakura:it ok I got it go back to sleep.
Saph:*plops down on the seat in front of Malik and goes to sleep*
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Saph: ok ^_^
Yami:Why did you stop!
Saph:Cause I have over 1000 words ^_^
Yami:PLZ!!!
Saph:ok ok I was gonna do dream sequences next MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura:this should be good o.O;
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Saphire's dream~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*************Saphire doesn't have dreams but if she did they would go like this**********
Saphire walks in wearing a blue Egyptian gown with a little tiara and necklace.
Saph:*see big green cloud over head and it begins to rain kirbys that are blue ^_^!*o.O; well that's unusual.*looks up and sees another cloud but this one is silver and suddenly it forms into a fire breathing blue eyes ultimate dragon*well that's also unusual o.O;
The blue eyes ultimate dragon lands about 25 feet away from her and begins to breath fire.
Saph:*runs for life* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!HELP ME SAVE ME HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Suddenly a dude dressed in some prince get up with blue eyes and fuzzy brown hair (its not who you think it is) jumps forth and slays the dragon.
Dude :Yeah I rule ^_^ *makes v sign with fingers*
Saph: Thank goodness *plops onto the ground and blows hair out of face*
Dude: Hey you wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Saph: Sure ^_^ but who will keep score?
Some other dude:I will!
Up come another dude with light brown hair,freckles and is a little taller than the other one and is dressed in a casual t-shirt.
Saph:Cool ^_^ wait a minute……*studies the two dudes and realizes that they are actually two of her class mates from school , Heath and Zach.
Zach:So how many life points you starting with?
And this dream raved on and on untill……..it was the end of the match and Heath was beating Saph by 600 points when all of a sudden.
Saph:LOOK OUT!!!!*suddenly a Blue eyes ultimate dragon comes up with one of its heads missing and grabs Saphire and eats her*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End dream~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TO BE CONTIUED……………………………..
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Joey:why do you keep running into all of your class mates?
Saph:Not all of em!Just 3 so far and I wouldn't tick me off I still have to decide who's dream is next….
Seto:Hahaha I'm still awake!
Saph:we'll see about that………….
Seto:GULP
Mokuba:PLZ R&R or I will be thrown out of the fic
Saph:uh no you won't Mokuba
Mokuba:shhhhhhhhhh I trying to make them review here!
Saph:hehe I knew that!
Everyone:BYEBYE! ^____________________________^!