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Seto:You'll live.
Saphire:ok ^_^ now on with chapter 8!
Yami:How many days has it taken you to break you r writers block?
Saphire:3 O_O hehe
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Chapter 8:Yami Bakura and the whale of chibification
Our little bus of various people finally came to a stop in a parking lot of a strange builing.It was more a huge dome with lots of open areas and walls of glass.The crew filed out of the bus and all walked up to the entranance.
Joey:Marine world?
Saphire:Yep ^_^ we can have lots of fun here! Not to mention Myloko wanted my to come here ^_^.*off in a mysterious little AIM booth Myloko waves*
Bakura:well this sounds like fun lets do it ^_^
Saphire:who has the map?
Yami Malik:I do!
Yami:Gimme that!hmm… what language is this written in?
Saphire:*peers over his shoulder* uh Yami, It's upside-down.
Yami:oh O_O *turns it around* hmm… I still can't read it O_O
Saphire:gimme that!*takes the map and looks at it* ……O_O OMG our map is in Chinese!!!!!!!!
Everyone:*Anime fall*
Seto:hmm….. Try this *turns map to other side that is in English*
Saphire:I never thought of that O__O;
Everyone:*anime fall (again)*
Mokuba:where should we go?
Saphire:Why don't we let Yugi pic ^_^
Yami Bakura:why him?
Saphire:cause he hasn't said anything this entire chapter O_O… so Yugi where should we go?
Yugi:*looks at map* how about that place… *points to the whale tank*
Saphire:ok ^_^
So we skipped along merrily to the whale tank or at least me,Mokuba,Yugi,and Bakura did. The Yamis and Seto just looked at us weird and Joey and Tristen got left on the bus O_O.We finally got to the whale tank just as a show was starting.We took out seats (which were in the second row O_O) and watched the show.
Yami Bakura:Why do I have to watch an over grown dolphin swim around in its own bathroom. I'm outta here!
Saphire:NO YOUR NOT!* uses author power to strap Yami Bakura down to his seat and…… O_O author is HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!*runs off to get food*
Everyone:*sweat drop*
Saphire:*comes back 5 minutes later with a sandwich and pink lemonade ^_^*Did I miss anything?
Seto:No… they were waiting for you to type it…
Saphire: oh O_O; well let the show begin!
The whale did amazing stunts as it whirled around the tank.It jumped through hoops, juggled some flaming chicken legs, burped the alphabet backwards (O_o ok ok I'm strange in the morning ), and was able to program the VCR. For its last trick it needed an audience member and guess who it picked? None other than Yami Bakura himself!
Yami Bakura: NOOOOOOO!!!*is lifted up out of his seat by the mouth of the whale*(don't ask how it got to the second row O_O)
Whale:I will now perform my greatest trick yet on this random audience member!
Yami:wow a talking whale O_O
Yami Malik & Malik:*Start rapidly taking photos of the distressed Yami Bakura*
Bakura:wait how can the whale talk if Yami Bakura was in his mouth O_O
Whale: uh oops O_O
*some where inside the whales*
Yami Bakura:AHHHHHHH I'M BEING DIGESTED!!!AHHHHH IT BURNS!!!
*back outside*
Everyone: O_O;;;;
Bakura: HE ATE MY YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O_________________O
Whale:WAIT!!! I know! *the whale contemplates really hard and then a little spout of water shoots out of the whales head with Yami Bakura on it*
Yami Bakura: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
Whale:Now I can perform my great trick ^_^ *takes Yami Bakura and tosses him up in the air and spits something at him*Now watch!
Saphire:*Yami Bakura comes flying down and lands on Saphire's lap but is now in the form of a chibi*
Bakura:O____O??? YAMI!!!!!!!!
Chibi Yami Bakura (CYBakura): o.O *blinks* HELLO ^_____^ *looks up at Saphire and smiles all cute like*
Saphire: O_O well this is new.
Yami Malik: *begins to laugh his head of at the site of a chibi version of the tomb robber*
CYBakura: *looks over at Yami Malik and begins to cry* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone: O______O;;;
Saphire: Shushies! No cry! *huggles the little chibi*
CYBakura: ^________^ MOMMY!!!
Saphire: O_o I not your mommy
CYBakura: *looks at Seto* Mommy?
Seto: no I am not your mommy O_O
CYBakura: *looks at all of them* MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bursts into tears* WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone: O_____________________O;;
Saphire:*stuffs a cookie into the chibis mouth* shushes! There no need to cry ^____^
CYBakura: *eats the cookie in one bite ^____________^*
Yugi: I WANT A COOKIE!!!!! *Bursts into tears*
Everyone: O_O;;
Yami:*stuffs a cupcake into Yugi's mouth* Sorry aibou I didn't have a cookie O_O;
Yugi: *muffled* cflupppt ccrakke!!!!!! ^_________________^ *eats it whole*
Yami: aibou O_O; how much sugar have you had?
Yugi: MUCH ^________________________________^
Saphire: And you just gave him more O____O;;
We all leave the whale tank and decide to head back to the bus since we need to figure out what to do with the chibi tomb robber and we never did mail time.
CYBakura: *is now clinging to Saphire's waist* MOMMY ^___________^
Saphire: you know I liked him better evil O_O; ok so who wants to announce it!
Yugi,Yami,Bakura&CYBakura:ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saphire:well I'll let CYBakura since chibis sound so cute ^_^
CYBakura:YAY! Now it be Mail Time!!!!!!!!! Yay! MAIL!!!
*************MAIL TIME**********************
Scene open back on the bus. Bakura and Yami are trying to use a crowbar to get Chibi Yami Bakura off of Saphire's waist. The only result from that was two tired guys and one sore waist O_O;
Saphire: heh ok today we have 3 mails ^_^ the first is from…. Evil Me!!! Evil Me sends us:
Yami- An eternal pass that gets him large amounts of food coloring and his own body at his local "Food coloring and Body Mart", and all the hair supply stuff he will ever need. Oh yeah, and his body weight multiplied by a number of his choice in sugar. And a hug.
Yugi- Bunches of stuffed animals, all the hair supply stuff he will ever need, tons of sugar, and the book "An Ancient Pharaoh Lives Inside You, What Do You Do?" And a hug.
Bakura- All the hair supply stuff he will ever need, voodoo doll kit, and Evil Spirit B-Gone (r).And hugs.
Y.Bakura- Therapy, A hug, and an invisibility cloak.
Y.Malik- Therapy and candles.
Malik- A hug, Tattoo B-Gone(R), a voodoo doll kit, Evil Spirit B-Gone, large amounts of candy, a stuffed bastet doll and a hooded sweatshirt.
Saph- Stick-O-Poke (r),Mallet of Submission (R), and the book "How to Cause Severe Pokey Trauma in Your Least Favorite Anime Guys. And Writers' Block B-Gone.
Seto- A hug, trauma therapy, lots of high tech gizmos and a Stuffed Lamb.
Mokuba- A bunch of high sugar stuff, stuffed animals, and hair supplies.
Yours truly,
Evil Me
Malik:*puts on the hooded sweatshirt and pulls out a mic from nowhere and starts his attempt at rapping*
Everyone:O_O;;;
Saphire:*looks at the writers block b gone* YES!!!! DIE WRITTER BLOCK!*sprays like mad at a block that just appeared out of nowhere*
Seto:*snuggles the stuffed lamb and then looks up to see everyone staring at him* what O_O;
CYBakura:*starts to chew on the invisibility cloak* ^________^
Saphire:uh I gonna hang onto his stuff till he back to normal O_O ok the next mail is from… My best friend ^_^!!!
Everyone:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saphire:MUHAHAHAH! She sends us:
To Yugi I give a 5 lb. chocolate bar. To Yami - 5 gallons of food coloring. To Joey - 10 packs of chocolate hearts.(Joey is my favorite.) To Bakura - A yami killing device.To Tristan - His own blanket and some sour gummy worms. To Mokuba - a very big fluffy stuffed bear and a book of knowledge so he won't have to ask Kaiba stupid questions. To Kaiba - A picture of T'ea and some chocolate crunch bars. To the evil Yamis, I give...Absolutely nothing! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Joey: I feel loved now ^_^
Bakura:*looks at the device and then at his chibified Yami*
CYBakura:*still clinging to Saphire's waist makes big puppy eyes O_____O*
Saphire:you can't kill him while he's a chibi O_O well anyway that's all for chapter 8!!! Where are we going next? Will we ever be able to dechibify Yami Bakura? Will CYBakura ever let go of my waist? (CYBakura:MOMMY!!!!!!! ^____________^) Why does Seto have a picture of Tea in his back pocket? All this and more in chapter 9!!
(A/N: AHHHHHHH I took me 3 days to type this O_O I sorry for the delay but I was a little busy! School is starting back 2 weeks and 4 days from today so I'll try to get as much as possible done before then!!!)