Disclaimer: I DUN OWN YU-GI-OH ALREADY!!!!!!!! Or kirbys….. Though I want to ;_;
Saphire: Ok its Sunday night of da weekend and I have survived one week of school!!!
*the Yu-Gi-Oh cast can be seen in the backround with party hats and streamers O_O*
Saphire: Um… ignore them ^^;; oh this isn't really a chapter too much cause Myloko isn't online and I REALLY wanted to get a chapter up this week since I've noticed that everyone else is updating like almost everyday … but not me -_- So unfortunately Myloko isn't in this chapter but she will most likely return next one… lets just say I turned Yami Malik back to normal and she was off chasing him? K!! ^^;; Oh and yesterday was Myloko's Birthday so Happy Birthday Myloko!!! ^^ anyway on with the Fic!
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Saphire: ok this week I have about 5 millions mails to catch up on cause A) I didn't do them all last week and B) I got 10 review last chapter O_O;;
Malik: *walks/limps in in a mail man out fit dragging behind a HUGE bag with the words 'mail bag' on it O_O* MAN THIS THING IS HEAVY!!!!!!!!
Yugi: So what did we get?
Malik: Let's see….. The first mail thingy is from….. Well this is interesting…
Everyone: Who?
Malik: MYLOKO O.O anyway, she writes:
Me so special ^_^ Anyway...I just finished my chapter 11 too *well duh* and since time is going SO slow right now...i'm giving out...GIFTYS! Yes, anyway, to kym I give ya nothing...cuz I wasn't finished beating you to a pulp. To Malik...you can have...a pink pencil crayon. Yami Bakura can have a pepsi, Bakura gets...a hug from Saphire, Yugi gets...a teddy bear *how original...*, Seto gets a dollar, Mokuba gets a dollar, joey gets...dirt from the southern side of the equator and Yami gets me ^_~
Saphire: It's kinda obvious this is outdated
Seto: how can you tell?
Saphire: well for one… Myloko is over Yami and now wants Yami Malik O_O and 2 I like Malik best ^^
Joey: wow dirt O.O
Malik: She gave me a PINK crayon …… I KNOW!!! *runs over to Joey and doodles a pink mustache on him* MUHAHAHAHAHA ^^
Saphire: um… yeah. Anyway! *reaches into the mail bag* our next letter is from Zybawolf. Zyba writes:
Zyba- End... what... is... an... ending? Anyways, I have no clue about when you should end it, but I did actually think up some gifts...
Saph- A compass and a Global Positioning Device (and if one of the other characters eats it, remember what Vegeta said, "It'll come out sooner or later")
Malik- A lava lamp. Trade it to the natives or something.
KYM- This funky microphone. If you talk into it, it will translate your Kirby speech into English! (note to Saph: it mutes him)
Yami Bakura- Some black sand.
Myloko- A spiked collar for Yami.
Yami- A prayer that you will survive.
Bakura- Free flying lessons. You need them.
Superman- Band-aids.
Kaiba- A copy of Sophie's World. (another note to Saph: when he reads it, he will become so confused, it will be like his soul was taken away)
I can't think of anything now, so I'll just end this review and hopefully the rabid natives won't try to make you their island brides and slaves! *wink*
Yami: *burns Myloko's collar to ashes* MUHAHAHAHAHA ^^
Saphire: YAMI!! She could have used that for Yami Malik O.O
Yami Bakura: *stands next to Joey* ooooooooo Black sand O.O
Saphire:…….yeah O_O;;
Malik: *takes the lava lamp and turns it on* well this is interesting O_O
*suddenly Yugi, Yami, Mai, Malik, and Yami Malik (who somehow escaped the clutches of Myloko) came running up to it and stared into the lamp*
All mentioned above: OOOOOOOO The colors O.O
Bakura: I think that lamp has the ability to hypnotize people with violet eyes O.O
Yugi, Yami, Mai, Malik, Ymalik: @.@
Saphire: grrrrrrrrrr… *goes over and unplugs the lamp*
Malik: What happened O_O?
Mai: how did I get here?
Yami Malik: I dunno
Myloko: THERE YOU ARE!!!!! *chases Yami Malik back out of the set*
Everyone: *sweat drop*
Malik: anyway! The next mail is from Yugi-Kitty!! She send us:
Yay! Me like this story! So I'm going to be nice and give presents! To Yugi I'm giving a giant teddybear filled with sugar that refils itself when the sugar is all eaten up ^_^ (kinda like the Hogwarts thing) To Yami I'm giving a crowbar to peel Myloko off ^_^ and a couple gallons of food coloring. To Malik I'm giving a bunch of huggles and kisses, a case of Altoids, a chibifier pen, a pillow, and a cellphone (Malik's my favorite character ^_^) To Bakura, a license to drive anything in the world, a motorcycle, and a cage (if his yami is being mean to him). To Yami Bakura, a water bottle that refills itself so he won't complain about being thirsty. To Yami Malik, a lock pick thingy so he won't get stuck in a cage. To Saphire, a plushie that can turn into anything you want, an army of Kirbies, and an army of Waddle-Dees. To Myloko, a clone of Yami, and a plushie of Yami. To Mokuba, the same thing that Yugi got. To Seto, a shield. To Joey and Tristen, food. I hope you enjoy your gifts ^_^
Saphire: GAH MUST HURRY! I only have 30 min to type the rest of this O_O
Malik: um right! Next letter from……. Savannah Bakura and she vote A for the poll O_O ok the next set of gifts is from Angle Reaper and she sends:
THANK GOD U DIDN'T CRASH!!!!!!!!Although the farting mattress was EXTREMELY freaky.Did Yugi get the letters yet?As for the voting,just screw all the choices and keep on writing until U feel like it's going on too long.Say maybe...18 chps.Sound good?Anyway,more presents!To Yami B,Seto,Joey, Tristan,and Yami Malik;I'm giving U all a Bad Luck
curse!In order to activate it,Saphire must say Enog eb kcul doog and the curse will last for a month.To Saphire,Yami,Yugi,Bakura,and Malik;U all get a Good Luck spell that lasts for a long time.U
all must say Good luck stay,bad luck gone,good luck shall stay all day long!Hope U all enjoy your
spells.Gotta go!
Yugi: Enog eb kcul doog?
Yami: good luck be gone backwards -_-
Saphire: ok sorry but I must ONCE AGAIN cut mail time short -_- but I PROMISE next time I will get through them all even if I must devote a chapter to the sole purpose of doing so!! Now on with the story!
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Last time we was very confused and lost while stuck in the middle of nowhere O_O
Yami Bakura: It's a cheese cake!!
Joey: No way dude it's a football!
Yugi: I think it's a CD
Yami: It just looks like a regular cloud to me …
Yes, once again we were stuck with really nothing to do but this time IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! So some of us were watching the clouds while others were just existing and Yami Malik was still running from Myloko.
Saphire: ….hmm…… I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes (la la la)I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes (la la la)I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… everybody's nerves… I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes (la la la)
Malik: could you please stop that?
Saphire: sorry ^^;;
Seto: Can't you just use your author power to zap up out of here?
Saphire: no -_- I tried that already.
Bakura: what about using the device to locate where we are?
Saphire: *hold it up* I was going to but I malfunctioned and the batteries melted.
Malik: how about repairing the jet manually?
Saphire: Come now do you REALLY think we could do that?
Malik: *thinks* No not really O_O
Yami Bakura: It's a Cheese cake you fools!!! A cheese cake!!
Joey: How the heck does it look like a cake!!! It's oviously a FOOTBALL!!
Yami Bakura: CHEESE CAKE!!!
Joey: FOOTBALL!!
Yami Bakura: CHEESE CAKE!!!
Joey: FOOTBALL!!
Yami: I still think it's just a cloud O_O
Seto: Those bakas are getting on my nerves.
Saphire: Hey Kaiba where is Mokuba anyway?
Seto: Mokuba? *scans the area* MOKUBA!!! *silence* Oh no!!! he's missing O_O
Bakura: We have to find him!!
Saphire: ok how about Seto and *evil glint in eye* …Joey go search one way, Yugi and Yami can search another, Bakura and his Yami can search over that way, and Malik and I can stay here to see if he comes back.
Everyone: ok!! *they all ran off in random directions to search for the missing Mokuba*
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Joey: Mokuba!!!! Weres are you??
Seto: Mokuba!! *trips on a branch and falls face first into the mud*
Joey: haha well Mr. All high and mighty aint now is he?
Seto: Shut up you little……. AHHHHHH!!! THIS IS QUICK SAND!!!
Seto Kaiba had fallen into a swamp of not mud but quicksand O.O
Seto: *now up to his waist in quick sand* Gah Help me out already!!!!!
Joey: Oh so the Over lord would like help now?? Well to bad!! HAHAHA ….. What da? AHHHHHHH *suddenly an overwhelming mass of Seto fan girls stormed up behind Joey and Pushed him into the quick sand *
Joey Fan Girls: HOW DARE YOU!!!
Seto Fan Girls: BRING IT ON!! * get into a big anime fighting cloud*
Seto and Joey: we're doomed -_-
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Malik: now what -__-
Saphire: we wait and see if Mokuba comes back.
Malik: and……………
Saphire: and what?
Malik: You mean we are just going to sit here till the little twerp shows up?
Saphire: Yep ^^
Malik: Man I'm leaving…
Saphire: EEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!
Malik: What?
Saphire: *points to the rock she was sitting on * It's a mouse!!
Malik: -_-;; *scoops the mouse up and walks up to Saphire*
Saphire: What are you doing with it? O_O
Malik: This.. *lays the mouse on Saphire's shoulder*
Saphrie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *clings onto Malik* GET IS OFF X_X
Malik: Man its just a mouse…. EEEEEEEE!! EVIL!! *points to a microscopic spider on the rock next to him*
Saphire:…….. Its just a spider…. *swooshes it away* Hey what's that! *a small noise could be heard around the corner of a nearby bush*
Malik and Saphire slowly approached the bush and looked around it to find none other than…
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Saphire: MUHAHAHAHHAHAA CLIFF HANGER ^^
Malik: as if they don't already know -_-
Yami Malik: HIDE ME!!!!!!!
Myloko: THERE YOU ARE!!!!! COME TO ME!!!
Yami Malik: AHHHHHH!!! *is chased out of the room by Myloko*
Everyone: O_O;;;
Saphire:………. Um yeah ^^;; anyway that's all for chapter 12! What will happen to Seto and Joey? Will we find Mokuba? Will Malik and I ever over come our fear of spiders and mice O.O? What was that noise and who is behind the bush? Was the cloud a cheese cake of a football? All this and more in the mighty CHAPTER 13!!!!!!!!! All for now ^^ plz R&R
Everyone: BYEBYE ^________________________________^