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Saphire: *looks at the last time this was updated* O_O man……… THAT IS A LONG TIME!!!
Malik: I'm surprised if your readers haven't abandoned you by now O_O
Saphire: shush. Um hi O_O; sorry about lack of updates. I'll TRY to get more updates in now, I just been lazy the past few months -_- *hits self on head with brick* STUPID SAPHIRE *whack* STUPID SAPHIRE! *whack* Stuuuuuuuuu pid……. Saaaaaaaa *faints*
Yugi: O_O well that doesn't help any!!
Yami Malik: I have an idea… *whispers to Malik*
Malik: *nods* okies ……… ahem… *through Mega phone* SAPHIRE!!! LOOK!!! HEATH IS FLIRTING WITH ASHLEY!!!
Saphire: *pops awake* WHERE!!!!! O_O
Everyone else: O_O
Saphire: uh……… ^^;; riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……. Anyway…. O_O where did this story last leave off?
Yami: *read through chapter 12* we need to do mail first…
Saphire: Dang!! I forgot!! OK found the reviews for chapter 12!! Seto, if you would?
Seto: no
Saphire: -_-; DO IT!!!!
Seto: fine… the first letter is from Zybawolf
Mokuba: she says:
Uh, heh heh heh. *hides behind a bush to get away from the fighting fan girls* Um, I only have one gift, and it's to the freak with the pierced ears... dun dun dun... MALIK! YAY! Okies, to Malik I give A MOUSE TRAP and some PORCUPINE QUILLS just to remind you that Saph's torture isn't as bad as me turning you into a porcupine! *wink* Good luck with the spider, hope it ain't no brown recluse! Muh hah hah hah hah hah hah... ack! *gags on the attack banana* Stupid. Attack. Banana... grrrrrr...
Saphire: O_O;
Malik: *evil grin grows on face*
Saphire: DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
Bakura: I'm getting bored -_- the next letter is from….. *looks at it* oh joy…. Myloko
me sowwy saphy...;_;. Me was at my bday party :P if u waited I coulda came on but...;_; bah, me forgives + forgets ^_^ anyway, me behind now...-_- so, me gotta write, and sinced, im nice, i'll wait for you and...I feel like giftys! So, Malik gets a blue pencil crayon to go with his pink one, ymk gets...a kirby be gone spell, yami gets, a new collar *he aint getting away that fast ^_^*, joey gets dirt from the north side, yami b gets...a smack on the head, bakura gets a manual on "how to fix planes", yugi gets...a cardboard box
Saphire: oh that reminds me… *a big puff of smoke is seen and Yami Malik is a Kirby again*
YMK: PUYO PUYO O_O
Malik: ooooooo pencil…
Ryou: *quickly skims through manual* uh oh…
Saphire: what's the problem?
Ryou: the manual… is written in old English O_O
Bakura: WE STILL HAVE MORE REVIEWS!!! The next is from, oh goody… -_- Sarah aka Celebi *sighs*
Sarah-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away from teh Microscopic spider* SPIDER!!!!!!!!!
Sonya-*would sweatdrop,but is off fighting against the Kaiba Fangirls*
Sarah-Oh...and I think the cloud is just a cloud...o.O; *notices that the spider is catching up* AHHHHHHHH! O.O; *runs off again*
Malik: I TOLD YOU IT WAS EEEEEEEEEEVIL *nods approvingly*
Saphire: really…. Well then… *pulls out deck* I SUMMON JURAI GUMO!!
Jurai Gumo: *pops out of the card the size of a building* RAH!!!!
Saphire: uh oh O_O …. RUN!!!!!!!!
YMK: PUYO!!!!!!!
Saphire: ok ok!! *uses the un-Kirby potion on him*
Yami Malik: YES!!! *while running* our next *pant* review *pant* is from Angel Reaper:
The chp is OK I guess.I just hope that they'll be able to find their way out.But if U really want this,I'll give U a new jet.Wait,that jet use to be a bus,right?So why not turn the jet back and
then fix it and drive out of the forest?Anyway, will U activate the Bad Luck curse I sent?I really
want to see what will happens.And I'm sending more
presents!Saphire:a pen that can make anything U draw come to life,Yami:couple of food coloring jugs,Yugi:a teddy bear made of sugar,and Bakura:a
Evil Yami-B-Gone spray.Everybody else gets a cookie that I baked.Gotta go!
Saphire: sorry but *pant* a new jet would *pant* spoil the little plot this has…
Jurai Gumo: Raaaaa- *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Everyone: O_O
Saphire: ok we only have time for one more review cause this has taken 3 pages O_O;; and it is from Lady of Literature:
I would kill you. and why did you kick whats-his-name to Canada? now I have to put up with him!!1
finish..finish...need coffee......
bye the way, how old are you? out of curiosity. so nice fic...and you'll be a good girl and finish it, right?? right? RIGHT!!!!??
~.^ NICE JOB
~The Lady of Literature
Saphire: I kicked someone to Canada? O_O;… oh wait!! That was Myloko O_O;;
Yami: where is she anyway?
*****Some where*****
Myloko: Skiing, skiing is the life meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *skis down a pyramid* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- *THUD*
*****Back*****
Saphire: O_O;; LETS START THIS STORY ALREADY!!!!
*****
||||Another Group||||
Yugi: Yaaaaaami… I'm tired, Yami I'm bored, Yami I'm hungry, Yami the sun's too bright, YAMI!!!
Yami: YUGI SHUT UP!!!
Yami and Yugi were still out searching for Mokuba, unfortunately, they happened to get lost in the process. Now Yugi was tired and was about to drive Yami insane if he whined anymore. The Two continued to stroll along until they suddenly heard a scream.
Yugi: EEP!! *clings to Yami* YAMI!! What was that O_O!!!
Yami:… a scream? Lets see where it came from…
Yugi: NO!!!! *runs the other way*
Yami: YUGI!! O_O great… that makes two people lost…
Yugi: *running in a circle* NOOOOOOO- oof *runs into Yami*
Yami: O_O Aibou?
Yugi: YAMI!! *cling* I was so scared. My yami scared me but now that I'm back with my yami I feel safe ^^
Yami: O_O
|||||Some where else||||
Bakura: LALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAA ^^
Ryou: O_O yami… ?
Bakura: Huh O_O? what… *spins around in 5 circles*
Ryou: YAMI WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU O__________O!!!!
Bakura: EEEEEEE ^^ I Have one mission in life… TO FIND THE GOLDEN CHEESE MONKEY!! I mean… COLLECT ALL THE MILLENNIUM… oooo is that a nickel? *dives at a rock* I mean… There is nothing wrong with me!!!
Ryou: yami… you are really, really, really, REALLY, scaring me O_O
Bakura: huh O_O? *back to normal* I mean… weakling… why do we have to search for this tyke anyway?
Ryou: because he might find someone's buried sugar!
Bakura: no he won't
Ryou: how do you know?
Bakura: because I just ate it ^^
Ryou: oh…… YOU WHAT??
|||| At the quick sand|||
After a near by squirrel got pissed off by the rabid fan girls, he used his can of fan-girl-be-gone and made them disappear. This still, however, still didn't help Joey and Seto too much.
Joey: *continuously screaming like a little girl* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Seto: SHUT UP!! This is not exactly how I want to spend my last few moments -_-
Joey: get used to it.
Suddenly some on came swinging on a vine out of the bushes, and while yelling like Tarzan, grabbed Seto out of the quick sand… and carried him off…
Seto: HELP ME!!!!!
Joey: HEY!! What about me? *suddenly begins to sink down to his mouth* ahhhh *garble* Huh? THIS IS CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!! O_O *starts eating it*
|||||Back at the camp||||
Saphire: *peers behind the bushes* OMG ITS-
Malik: YAMI???
Yami Malik: uh…. Hiya?
Yep. There was none other than Yami Malik sitting behind the bush. What was strange about him though was that be was sitting on a large pile of skittles. That is, skittle bags with the label " Saphire stuffs" On them.
Saphire: hey… THAT'S MY CANDY!!! *tackles Yami Malik*
and so Saphire proceeded to beat up Yami Malik because he wouldn't give them back.
Saphire: MY SUGAH!!!!!!!! *takes them and devours the all quickly* EHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE *insane look*
Malik & Yami Malik: O_O
Saphire: AHAHAHAHEHEHEHHEA *falls over still laughing insanely*
Malik: uh… what wrong with her O_O?
Yami Malik: I wanted that sugar *growls* IT WAS MINE!!! *grabs a bunch of mice from no where and chucks them as Saphire*
Saphire: *stops laughing* huh… O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *runs like mad* MICE!!!!!!
Malik: …… THAT'S IT!! I HAD IT!! *grabs Saphire* ITS JUST MICE!! JUST MIC- O_O
Suddenly the mice started to devour Malik's precious earrings sending him running in a mad frenzy
Malik: GET EM OFF!!! *grabs the mice and tosses them to Australia*
Saphire: O_O
||||Off in Egypt||||
Myloko: *still skiing down the pyramids* EEEEEEE ^^!! Huh O_O?
Suddenly a little mini bus drove by with several mice in it all carrying boomerangs and eating steak. The bus made a noise like: doom doom, tic, doodoom doom doom, tic, doodoom doom doom, tic doom doom, tic.
Myloko: that was weird...O_O;;
Bus of Mice: Hey mate!! Have you seen a blonde Egyptian anywhere??
Myloko: blonde? why?
Mice: Nuthin rally, we just looking for the bloke that chucked uses to Auuustaaaaailia.
Myloko: yeah...I've seen him, can I come with y'all?
Mice: Sure mate! Just hope right on en 'ere! *point to the bus the size of a shoe box*
Myloko: O_O...umm...ill just ski behind k?
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Saphire: That is the end of chapter 13, AT LAST!! 6 pages long ^^! A new record!!
Malik: stupid mice… stupid spider… stupid yami.. Stupid-
Saphire: anyway… time for some fun stuffs ^^ Such as: Random quotes from my mother!!!
Myloko: that's nothing, my record is 9 pages ^_^
Saphire: I hate you…
||||||||||Random quotes from my mother||||||
Saphire: *is watching the dungeon dice monsters ep in the den*
Pegasus: Well Devlin-boy…
Mom: Are all the villains on this show gay?
Saphire: O_O MOM!
******
Saphire: *still watching*
Duke: *blah blah blah*
Mom: you know, he sounds like that guy off of Pokemon
Saphire: Ash? O_O
Mom: Ya!!
Saphire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O_O!!!
Duke: GO DICE ROLL!!
Mom: I choose you pikachu ^^!!
Saphire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Evil Evil EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*****
Saphire: *watching simulator ep part 2*
Witty Phantom: Your late to the party Kaiba
Mom: he sounds gay
Saphire: He's a duel monster!!
Mom: So they made the duel monster sound gay?
Saphire: No -_-
Mom: He and that other guy could host *with gayish accent* a home design show!!
******
Mom: *to dad* YOUR DRIVING 15 MILES BELOW THE F****** SPEED LIMIT!!!
Saphire: O____________________ O MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
||||End Quotes|||||
Everyone: O_O
Saphire: Interesting mother I have eh? ^^;; *sweat drop*
Bakura: seems normal to me…. Oooooooo CHEESE MONKEY OF GOLD! !*runs off*
Saphire: O_O;; ya….. Anyway that's all for the FINALLY UPDATED CHAPTER 13!!!! I've decided this will end in a few chapters but don't worry ~_^ I'll make a sequel!!! So things to ponder: Will the mice get revenge on Malik? Where is Mokuba? What's wrong with Bakura? Is Ryou safe? Will Yugi ever be normal? Will I ever get off my sugar high *EHEHEHHEHEH ^^* and will this story ever conclude? All for now!!
Everyone; BYEBYE ^_______________________________________^
Seiyaryu: *Flies by holding a sign that says: READ AND REVIEW… RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*