Severus Snape Does Something Truly Dreadful To His Hair
Snape strode onto the dias at the start of breakfast and sat down moodily, looking fixedly at the tablecloth. Professor MacGonagall gagged on her toast and stared openly at him.
"Oh my holy LORD, what have you DONE to your HAIR?" she screamed in a shocked voice.
Snape muttered blackly but did not raise his eyes.
"Wow Severus, that's...really awful," Professor Sinistra commented. Snape kicked her in the shins from under the table. Just then, Gilderoy Lockhart sashayed into the hall, wearing vermilion robes and matching gold-trimmed hat.
"Hel-LO, everyone! How are all my favorite prof-"
He stopped suddenly at the sight of Snape, had a minor fashion-induced heart attack and died on the spot. Everyone in the hall cheered.
"I take it back, your hair looks great," Sinistra said quickly, rubbing her shins. "Come on, let's go arrange Gilderoy's dead body into a funny position before rigor mortis sets in."
Snape strode onto the dias at the start of breakfast and sat down moodily, looking fixedly at the tablecloth. Professor MacGonagall gagged on her toast and stared openly at him.
"Oh my holy LORD, what have you DONE to your HAIR?" she screamed in a shocked voice.
Snape muttered blackly but did not raise his eyes.
"Wow Severus, that's...really awful," Professor Sinistra commented. Snape kicked her in the shins from under the table. Just then, Gilderoy Lockhart sashayed into the hall, wearing vermilion robes and matching gold-trimmed hat.
"Hel-LO, everyone! How are all my favorite prof-"
He stopped suddenly at the sight of Snape, had a minor fashion-induced heart attack and died on the spot. Everyone in the hall cheered.
"I take it back, your hair looks great," Sinistra said quickly, rubbing her shins. "Come on, let's go arrange Gilderoy's dead body into a funny position before rigor mortis sets in."