When Trunks, Bulma, and Vegeta took their seats in the church pews the minister came over and
started talking to Bulma.
"Bulma Briefs? Is that you?" the minister asked.
"Yes, that is me. Who is ask-wait a second is that you Kyle Pants?"
"That is me. Well look at you, still as beautiful as ever, you don't look like the woman
I thought you might look like when we graduated. So, hows life been treating you?"
"Good, good. I am married," she said pointing to Vegeta, "and that is my son Trunks." she
said pointing to Trunks who sat up straight like his father.
Vegeta wasn't happy about Bulma's knowing of the minister, and the obvious thing they had
had when they had been in high school. He was very much tempted to ki blast this minister when
he had to go up and do the prayers.
After the prayers were done and it was time to drink the wine, aka blood of Jesus, and eat
the bread, aka flesh of Jesus, Vegeta was ready to go home. But then he had to go up and do what
everyone else had done, and tasted of Jesus. Well he went up there, and he ate the bread, he also
drank the wine, but there was one itsy bitsy problem, HE DRANK ALL THE WINE!
Not a drop was left when Father Kyle got over to stop him.
"How dare you drink all of Jesus' blood! What do you think He would think of you for doing
such?! Why your wife is embaressed by you! I think that you should leave, and save your wife
from such horror of YOU as a husband-" he started and was stopped by a punch in the mouth by Vegeta.
Now we all know when a saiyin hits you, they make it count, so when Father Kyle was punched
he flew backwards and was flung out of the window.
"That is for hitting on my wife and telling me what to do. Come on woman, brat, we're going
home!" Vegeta said with a drunks slur, for he had never been drunk before.
Bulma stood up, in shock at what had happened, and followed Vegeta out of the church. Trunks
was right behind Bulma and was laughing quietly.
When they got in the car Bulma had regained her composure and gave Vegeta an earfull, which
didn't help with Vegeta's headache from drinking all the wine so fast. Needless to say he was sick
the next day and didn't get any 'cookies' for a month and a half. Also the Breifs family didn't go
to church ever again all thanks to Vegeta, but Vegeta thought that he had done some good.
He had put a guy whom had been hitting on his wife in the hospital(he planned on doing more
to the guy sometime later), taught his son how to handle people, and gotten out of having not to
go to church ever again. So all in all in his book he did the best thing possible for his family!