Falling.Hard - Chapter One

Disclaimer: I dun own yugioh.blahblahblah.enjoy!!!

Chapter One: Don't Leave Things Lying Around

It was a nice sunny afternoon. As usual, my friend Jen and I were sitting on her porch.

"Should I re-arrange my tackle box? I'm going fishing soon and it's probably a mess!!!" I said.

"You can do it later!!! I'm HUNGRY!!!" Jen yelled. Since I was hungry too I followed her into her house for our usual lunch: Popsicles and jello. As we were eating our jello of the day (raspberry) we heard a loud THUD.

"Jen?"

"What?"

"What was that?"

"I dunno"

"I'm scared"

"Then use my baseball bat, and lets go see." Since Jen was always a chicken I had been forced to go outside first. What I saw would eventually change my life forever.

"OMG!!! JEN!!!" I yelled, about to pass out from what I saw. The main cast of yugioh was there.all 11 of them.

"HOLY SHIT!!! JUSTINE!!! WERE YOU HIDING MY PILLS AGAIN OR ARE THEY REALLY ON MY LAWN???" As shocked as I was, I never took notice that one of them was yelling and running around because they said that they had something stuck up their butt. I could tell that they were obviously swearing in Egyptian.

"Hehehe.I guess pharohs don't always land on their feet eh Yami?" That was obviously Yami Bakura.it was just so amazing to see that they were.real, and.

"CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS THING OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CURSE YOU ALL?!"

"Yeah, yeah, what's your problem?"

"I landed on something with a hooked end and now its stuck in me!"

"Was it in a green box?"

"Yes"

"then its only a.AH SHIT!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" I couldn't control my laughter. The 5000 year old Egyptian pharoh known as Yami had one of my fishing hooks stuck up his butt. This caused me to fall over in laughter.

"WHAT'S SO FUNNY?"

"Nothing." I didn't want to be cursed. I already had braces and soon to be glasses.

'THEN GET IT OUTTA ME!!!"

"YUGI!!!" I spotted the little one near a bush smelling the flowers.

"Yes?"

"Please report to the front lawn! Your Yami has a fishing hook stuck up his butt!" I couldn't help but laugh. Even Jen was rolling around on the floor in tears.

"Oh no!" He quickly ran to his taller other-half and quickly removed the hook.but not before some more swearing.

"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SWEARING?! YOU'RE SCARING THE CHILDREN!" I said pointing at Mokuba and Yugi.

"And who died and made you the boss of me?"

"MYSELF!" That temporarily scared him. Suddenly as if on cue a thunderstorm was quickly approaching.

"Jen?"

"Yeah?"

"I have an idea." I whispered something into her ear and before I was even finished she was laughing harder than before.

"Okay" she said "In order to take shelter in my house.you have to dance.THE CAN-CAN!!!"

"WHAT?"

"Yeah.good idea ne?"

"But what if we don't know how?" Asked Mokuba.

"Jen will give you a quick lesson, then we'll decide on how good you can be.and if you can't do it then.enjoy the storm"

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