Falling.Hard - Chapter 3
"I'M NOT GOING OUT IN THAT!!!" Yami yelled.
"TOO BAD!!!." It was almost 7pm now. "Darm, I missed Yugioh."
"You missed what?"
"Oh!!! Silly me.nothing."
"How did you know my other name was Yugioh?"
"Good guess? Anyway, let's go!!!"
"NO!!!"
"Why not!?"
"THERE'S 2 FEET OF WATER OUT THERE!!!"
"SO?"
"Fine." and so the pharoh finally gave in. As we opened the door we were hit by a big gust of wind.
"Yami?"
"What?"
"Can you carry me? My foot hurts."
"-_-.fine."And so, he also carried me a whole 15 feet across the street. When we finally arrived we noticed that they door was locked. "Even better, now we can't get in."
"Yes we can!!! We just have to climb over the fence in the backyard!!!" After walking around the entire house we finally reached the 7 foot fence. "Yami?"
"What?"
"Would you mind climbing over and unlocking the gate so that I can get in? Please?" I shot him the best puppy dog eyes I could do in the rain.
"Fine.only because it's your house and I can't get in unless you're alive."
"Sure." If he was smarter he would have known that the door was open. And so, he began to climb over. Half way up, he fell. "Oh come on!!! My grandma can climb that better than you!!!"
"Then why don't you try!!!"
"My foot hurts"
"Fine" And so he climbed again, and fell again. Finally, on the 7th try he made it over.
"Yay Yami!!! Now go get the key in the garage and unlock the gate so I can get in."
"Fine." As he opened the garage door he suddenly flooded my entire garage, but I didn't care too much, he just got soaked in the process while I was half dry. "Where is it?"
"It's hanging up on the wall." As he looked up he found over a dozen bronze colored keys hanging on the wall.
"Which one is it?"
"It's the bronze one."
"What shape is it?"
"It looks like a key with a round head." 7 of the 12 had round heads.
"You're not helping too much."
"It says 'back door' on it if that helps" The 5th key had they correct marking so he decided to take it. As he came back out and opened the gate he flooded more of the backyard, and got me as wet as him in the process. "Smart move genius."
"Now, how do we get in?"
"Simple, turn the door knob." As I walked up to the door I stepped in something very squishy, but I didn't want to know what so I opened the door and stepped into my nice dry house.which still had the air conditioner on.and made us very cold.
"Is it just me or is it colder than a freezer in here?"
"It's you.now, I need to change so.wait in the living room or something." And So I went to my room and got changed, but, not before a heard a huge MEOW!!! comming from the living room. "KITTY-KUN!!!" I yelled into the hallway looking for my cat.
"Kitty-kun?"
"Yes, that's what I call my cat.
"You have a cat?"
"Didn't you hear it go 'meow' a minute ago?"
"No."
"Well anyway, KITTY-KUN!!! There you are!!!" I said as I looked down at my cat who was standing at my feet.
"You have a cat?"
"You just asked that, and I obviously do if it's standing at my feet."
"We had many cats in Egypt. Some were."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Here." I said as I threw him a towel.
"I'm soaked and all I get is a towel?"
"The only clothes I have are mine or my sisters, you can wear our clothes if you want."
"I guess it's better than nothing."And so he went and explored my sister's closet looking for new clothes. 10 minutes later he emerged from my sister's room wearing a white school shirt, maroon and gold school kilt and his millennium puzzle.
"Since when do you go to my school Yami? And since when do guys wear kilts?"
"So that's what this is.what's a kilt?"
"It's a skirt!!! Can't you tell!!!"
"Oh." he said as his face turned red and he ran back to find something new. This time he came back wearing black school pants.
"You really like our school uniform ne?"
"it's the only decent thing she owns."
"I agree with you on that. I'm gonna go dry my hair now, so, feel free to explore the house and don't let the cat out k?"
"Okay."
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"Oh Bakura!!!"
"Oh Jen!!!" They said as they continued making out, well into their 5th hour now.
'THAT'S IT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Yami Bakura yelled. "I'M GONNA BREAK THIS DAMN DOOR DOWN AND GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!"
"And I'm gonna help!!!" Seto said. And so, they continually rammed their door, until, BOOM!!! It fell on Mokuba and knocked him uncontious.
"Thanks for your help, but I don't think I'll ever need it again Kaiba, once was enough, and if I had to stay in there for another minute I WOULDA GONE INSANE!!!"
"You already are insane"
"Oh yeah.musta forgotten.hehehe.oops."
"But what about my brother?"
"He'll be fine, he's just sleeping."
"Sure." Anyway, they went into the living room to find the others fighting over the remote.
"Should we stop this?"
"HELL YA!!! THEY HELL IF I'M GONNA WATCH TELETUBIES!!!"
"But that's my favorite show!!!" Joey said.
"TOO BAD PRESCHOOLER!!!" and so, the giant 7 person remote war waged until.
*ring ring*
"PHONE!!!"
"Hello?" asked Seto.
"Hi Seto, it's me!!!"
"Who's me?"
"Just get Jen on the phone."
"She can't come to the phone right now." "Why not?"
"She's busy."
"Okay.is that fighting I hear in the background?"
"No."
"Okay then, tell Jen I say hi and that I'm gonna talk to her in the morning k?"
*in the background* I WILL TAKE YOUR EYE PEGASUS!!! DIE!!!
"Umm.was that Yami Bakura?"
"No."
"Okay.bye Seto!!!"
*~*
Back at my house.
*imitation of me*"Oh.Bye Seto!!!"
"Shut up Yami.geez, I have hormones, I can be attracted if I want to."
"YOU LIKE SETO KAIBA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" *goes over and slaps him* "Oww."
"So, do you still think I like Seto Kaiba?"
"No."
"Good, cuz I like you."
"WHAT???"
"Nothing."
"Okay good, I thought for a moment there you said you liked me."
"No."
"So, where am I sleeping?"
"You're sleeping in my parent's room with me."
"WHAT???"
"They have a king-sized bed, I'll be on one side and you'll be on the other."
"Why can't we just sleep in separate beds?"
"Because, I'm afraid of the dark remember?"
"Oh yeah.What time is it?"
"Umm.*clicks digital watch* HOLY $H!T!!!"
"What?"
"It's already midnight!!!"
"Okay."
"And since it's midnight and I'm tired I'm going to bed now k? and don't stay up too late!!!"
"I might as well go too."
"Okay, come on kitty-kun!!!"
"Why are you calling the cat?"
"She always sleep with me."
"Fine." and so we headed off to my parent's room. I was on the left side and he was on the right with my cat, who had taken an unusual liking to him.
"Goodnight Yami"
"Goodnight."
*~*
I wonder what tomorrow will bring :P read and review, and remember, its all in good fun ^_~
"I'M NOT GOING OUT IN THAT!!!" Yami yelled.
"TOO BAD!!!." It was almost 7pm now. "Darm, I missed Yugioh."
"You missed what?"
"Oh!!! Silly me.nothing."
"How did you know my other name was Yugioh?"
"Good guess? Anyway, let's go!!!"
"NO!!!"
"Why not!?"
"THERE'S 2 FEET OF WATER OUT THERE!!!"
"SO?"
"Fine." and so the pharoh finally gave in. As we opened the door we were hit by a big gust of wind.
"Yami?"
"What?"
"Can you carry me? My foot hurts."
"-_-.fine."And so, he also carried me a whole 15 feet across the street. When we finally arrived we noticed that they door was locked. "Even better, now we can't get in."
"Yes we can!!! We just have to climb over the fence in the backyard!!!" After walking around the entire house we finally reached the 7 foot fence. "Yami?"
"What?"
"Would you mind climbing over and unlocking the gate so that I can get in? Please?" I shot him the best puppy dog eyes I could do in the rain.
"Fine.only because it's your house and I can't get in unless you're alive."
"Sure." If he was smarter he would have known that the door was open. And so, he began to climb over. Half way up, he fell. "Oh come on!!! My grandma can climb that better than you!!!"
"Then why don't you try!!!"
"My foot hurts"
"Fine" And so he climbed again, and fell again. Finally, on the 7th try he made it over.
"Yay Yami!!! Now go get the key in the garage and unlock the gate so I can get in."
"Fine." As he opened the garage door he suddenly flooded my entire garage, but I didn't care too much, he just got soaked in the process while I was half dry. "Where is it?"
"It's hanging up on the wall." As he looked up he found over a dozen bronze colored keys hanging on the wall.
"Which one is it?"
"It's the bronze one."
"What shape is it?"
"It looks like a key with a round head." 7 of the 12 had round heads.
"You're not helping too much."
"It says 'back door' on it if that helps" The 5th key had they correct marking so he decided to take it. As he came back out and opened the gate he flooded more of the backyard, and got me as wet as him in the process. "Smart move genius."
"Now, how do we get in?"
"Simple, turn the door knob." As I walked up to the door I stepped in something very squishy, but I didn't want to know what so I opened the door and stepped into my nice dry house.which still had the air conditioner on.and made us very cold.
"Is it just me or is it colder than a freezer in here?"
"It's you.now, I need to change so.wait in the living room or something." And So I went to my room and got changed, but, not before a heard a huge MEOW!!! comming from the living room. "KITTY-KUN!!!" I yelled into the hallway looking for my cat.
"Kitty-kun?"
"Yes, that's what I call my cat.
"You have a cat?"
"Didn't you hear it go 'meow' a minute ago?"
"No."
"Well anyway, KITTY-KUN!!! There you are!!!" I said as I looked down at my cat who was standing at my feet.
"You have a cat?"
"You just asked that, and I obviously do if it's standing at my feet."
"We had many cats in Egypt. Some were."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah. Here." I said as I threw him a towel.
"I'm soaked and all I get is a towel?"
"The only clothes I have are mine or my sisters, you can wear our clothes if you want."
"I guess it's better than nothing."And so he went and explored my sister's closet looking for new clothes. 10 minutes later he emerged from my sister's room wearing a white school shirt, maroon and gold school kilt and his millennium puzzle.
"Since when do you go to my school Yami? And since when do guys wear kilts?"
"So that's what this is.what's a kilt?"
"It's a skirt!!! Can't you tell!!!"
"Oh." he said as his face turned red and he ran back to find something new. This time he came back wearing black school pants.
"You really like our school uniform ne?"
"it's the only decent thing she owns."
"I agree with you on that. I'm gonna go dry my hair now, so, feel free to explore the house and don't let the cat out k?"
"Okay."
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"Oh Bakura!!!"
"Oh Jen!!!" They said as they continued making out, well into their 5th hour now.
'THAT'S IT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Yami Bakura yelled. "I'M GONNA BREAK THIS DAMN DOOR DOWN AND GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!!"
"And I'm gonna help!!!" Seto said. And so, they continually rammed their door, until, BOOM!!! It fell on Mokuba and knocked him uncontious.
"Thanks for your help, but I don't think I'll ever need it again Kaiba, once was enough, and if I had to stay in there for another minute I WOULDA GONE INSANE!!!"
"You already are insane"
"Oh yeah.musta forgotten.hehehe.oops."
"But what about my brother?"
"He'll be fine, he's just sleeping."
"Sure." Anyway, they went into the living room to find the others fighting over the remote.
"Should we stop this?"
"HELL YA!!! THEY HELL IF I'M GONNA WATCH TELETUBIES!!!"
"But that's my favorite show!!!" Joey said.
"TOO BAD PRESCHOOLER!!!" and so, the giant 7 person remote war waged until.
*ring ring*
"PHONE!!!"
"Hello?" asked Seto.
"Hi Seto, it's me!!!"
"Who's me?"
"Just get Jen on the phone."
"She can't come to the phone right now." "Why not?"
"She's busy."
"Okay.is that fighting I hear in the background?"
"No."
"Okay then, tell Jen I say hi and that I'm gonna talk to her in the morning k?"
*in the background* I WILL TAKE YOUR EYE PEGASUS!!! DIE!!!
"Umm.was that Yami Bakura?"
"No."
"Okay.bye Seto!!!"
*~*
Back at my house.
*imitation of me*"Oh.Bye Seto!!!"
"Shut up Yami.geez, I have hormones, I can be attracted if I want to."
"YOU LIKE SETO KAIBA!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" *goes over and slaps him* "Oww."
"So, do you still think I like Seto Kaiba?"
"No."
"Good, cuz I like you."
"WHAT???"
"Nothing."
"Okay good, I thought for a moment there you said you liked me."
"No."
"So, where am I sleeping?"
"You're sleeping in my parent's room with me."
"WHAT???"
"They have a king-sized bed, I'll be on one side and you'll be on the other."
"Why can't we just sleep in separate beds?"
"Because, I'm afraid of the dark remember?"
"Oh yeah.What time is it?"
"Umm.*clicks digital watch* HOLY $H!T!!!"
"What?"
"It's already midnight!!!"
"Okay."
"And since it's midnight and I'm tired I'm going to bed now k? and don't stay up too late!!!"
"I might as well go too."
"Okay, come on kitty-kun!!!"
"Why are you calling the cat?"
"She always sleep with me."
"Fine." and so we headed off to my parent's room. I was on the left side and he was on the right with my cat, who had taken an unusual liking to him.
"Goodnight Yami"
"Goodnight."
*~*
I wonder what tomorrow will bring :P read and review, and remember, its all in good fun ^_~