Falling.Hard - Chapter 7
Myloko: Eek! Sorry I didn't update in a few days! Yami: More like 5. Myloko: Oh zip it Yami-kins! (gets evil smirk on her face) Yami: I told you not to call me that.-_- Myloko: Yeah.whatever.anyway, after some thought + craziness with PrincessSaphire, I give, CHAPTER 7!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own: same as before, now including various books :P
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"What was that?" I asked. "It sounded like something made a splash outside." Yami replied. "No.really." "I'm serious" "And I'm being sarcastic." "Your being what?" "Never mind." I said as I opened the front door and looked outside to find.
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Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"So, what did she say?" Bakura asked. "Not much.she said she had to go wash clothes or something.she doesn't even know how to use an oven let alone a washing machine!" *muffled noises are heard in the background* "What was that?" "I don't know" Bakura said as he went down the hallway to check out what was making noise. "OH MY GOD!!!" "What?" Jen ran down the hall to check the problem when she found.
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Meanwhile.
"Hikari, you're such an idiot!" "Me? Well, you're the one who landed on top of me!" "Did not!" "Did too!" "Anyway.where are we?" "I don't know.looks like we're floating in front of a house" "No.really." "I'm serious" "And I'm being sarcastic.what the-?"
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Meanwhile.Inside my house. I opened the door, and to my surprise, 2 figures sat in the puddle of water outside of my door. "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE." "Oh hi! I'm Malik and this is my Yami.er.Yami Malik!" "KAWAII!!!" "What?" (voice from inside: NO!!!) "It's nice to meet you Malik and Malik! I'm Justine.would you like to come in?" (voice from inside again: NO!!!) "Sure.but do you know where we are?" "Yeah! You're at my house!" "Oh.well, let's go Yami!" "(sigh) Fine Hikari." He said as they both marched inside my house to find.
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Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"GROSS!!!" Jen yelled as she found Pegasus and Tristan making out!!! "TRISTAIN HOW COULD YOU?" Joey yelled as he came down the hall to check on the screaming. "I couldn't help it Joey. After many years of trying to get girls, I just kinda gave up.and, well, I'M GAY!!!" "Well, I already knew that but.why Pegasus?" "YOU KNEW?" "I kinda figured after that one sleepover."
**Flashback**
"Joey, I'm cold.can you come closer?" "Sure Tristan." (moves towards Tristan) (Tristan hugs Joey)
**End Flashback**
"Oh.well, I wanted to be with you but.you were interested in Mai and.well, I didn't know what to say!" "I didn't like Mai! I just didn't want to seem gay! But, well, the truth is.I'M GAY TOO!!!" "Really?" "Yeah!!!" "I LOVE YOU JOEY!!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO TRISTAIN!!!" Joey yelled as he dragged Tristan into Jen's room and locked the door. "Darn.now I don't have a date!" Pegasus complained. Jen and Bakura just stood there shocked with sweat drops on their heads.
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Meanwhile.at my house.
"YAMI!" "YAMI!" "What's going on here? Aww.you both know each other! Great!" "NO IT'S NOT!" Yami yelled. "And why not?" "Because, he's a thief!" "So?" "-_-.never mind.I'll just go.somewhere.and do.something now." He said as he sulked off somewhere. "Okay.now *I* feel bad!" "It's only Yami." "And what do you have against him Yami Malik?" "He's an annoying pharaoh! *imitates Yami* I'm the pharaoh! I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me cuz I'M THE PHAROH!!!" "Well, I'll be back soon." "Let me guess you're going after him right?" "Well, I kinda feel bad now." "*sigh* fine.then I guess you're admitting that you have feelings for him if you go after him?" "And what if I do?" *the room goes silent* "Then you have issues.so, go find your pharaoh. Ra only knows he needs comforting from you right now." "Whatever, I'm going anyway." I said as I ran off in search of Yami. "iHe didn't have to be so mean./i" It was now getting darker in the house, and with a big space to search I didn't know if I'd find him or not. But.
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Meanwhile.in the living room.
"Yami.you shouldn't have been so mean to her." "I'm sorry aibou. You know that I don't like Moto's Yami." "I understand Yami but you didn't have to be so mean to her We can all tell now that she has feelings for him, and you shouldn't interfere in that." "I'm sorry aibou, I didn't know that it would affect her that much." "It's okay Yami, just, don't do it again." "Okay aibou.anyway, does anyone know where Yami B is?" "He's across the street." Seto answered. "Is there anyway I can get him over here?" "You can call Jen's house to get him." "Who's Jen?" "She lives across the street." "Oh, can you call Jen and tell her to send Yami B over here?" "Why?" "Because." "Fine."
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
*ring ring*
"I'll get it!" Jen yelled across the house. (picks up phone)"Hello?" "Hi Jen. It's Seto Kaiba." "Oh.what do you want?" "Yami Malik wants you to tell Yami Bakura to go across the street for something." "Okay.I'll do that." *click* "YAMI BAKURA!!!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU ANNOYING CHILD?" "YAMI MALIK SAYS THAT HE WANTS YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT!" "REALLY? I'M LEAVING!" Yami Bakura then ran out the door to find the 3 and a half feet of water sitting as his feet. "Umm.its only about 15 feet, it shouldn't be too hard.I hope." Since he was at least 2 feet taller than the water, he did manage to make it, but not after falling over and getting completely wet. *rings doorbell* *Yami Malik answers* "YAMI B!" "HEY YAMI M!" "COME IN! I HAVE *THE* BEST PLAN EVER TO GET REVENGE ON-" "The pharaoh?" "Yeah, you're good at guessing this kinda stuff." "But first."
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Meanwhile.in the basement.
"Who's there?" "It's just me." I replied. "Oh.it's you.what do you want?" "I just wanted to make sure that you're okay. That was kinda mean of him and-" "So?" "So what?" "How does this concern you?" "Because, I just wanted to make sure you're okay." "Oh." The young pharaoh sat there puzzled. "iNo one's ever really cared for me.except my wife.but that was 5000 years ago.this doesn't make sense.and, she's just a mortal.I'm not even alive.and.this is so.confusing/i "Are you okay?" "I'm fine.but."
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Meanwhile.upstairs.
"This is going to be the best prank ever Yami M!" "True Yami B.but.we need the pharaoh up here for it to work." "How will we do that?" "Like this.OH PHARAOH! YAMI B AND I WANT TO APPOLOGIZE! SO.GET YOUR LAZY @$$ UP HERE!"
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Meanwhile.downstairs.
"I guess I have to go.I hopefully won't be too long." Yami said as he went upstairs to find Yami Malik and Yami Bakura sitting on the living room couch smiling innocently. "So.what do you 2 want?" "We just wanted to say that I'm sorry for being mean to you." Yami Malik said. "And, we want to show you something." "Like what?" "It's a surprise! So, follow us." "Okay fine." He said as he was lead into my sister's room. After taking one step into the room Yami Bakura locked the door and Yami Malik jumped Yami and began to tie his arms and legs together. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "We're giving you a lesson in life pharaoh." Yami Malik said as Yami Bakura aided him in throwing Yami on the bed. "BY TYING ME UP?" "Yes, now, for the next while, Yami Bakura and I will be teaching you the things you never learned in Egypt." "LIKE WHAT?" "Well, in modern times, they call it 'The Facts Of Life'. So, sit back and relax Pharaoh, because this will be very educational." Yami Malik said as he shoved a sock into Yami's mouth. "Now" Said Yami Bakura "Our first lesson will be.(opens 'The Birds and the Bees: Volume One) Females and their bodily functions!" (muffled noise)"MFF!!!"
**Sometime later**
(Takes sock out of Yami's mouth) "So, Pharaoh, did you learn anything new?" "Yes.that's the worst kind of torture imaginable.*sniff* mommy." "Aww.look Yami B, he wants his mommy." "I don't think he'll want his mommy too much after what he's just learned.hehehe" "Yeah, so, Pharaoh, are you ready to revisit the outside world?" "I.don't.know." "Well, you can go if you want, but first, you need to name us at least one new thing you learned from these books today." "Umm.(thinks hard).I learned that.(thinks again).you can pass diseases through.intercourse." "Very good Yami, now, we'll untie you can you can go visit your girlfriend now." "My what?" "Oh yes, I seemed to have forgotten. After you ran downstairs that girl.help me out here Yami B." "Umm.Justine?" "Yeah, that one. Well, she admitted to having feelings for you." "Really?" "(sigh) Yes, now, go out there and face the wrath of your newly discovered knowledge." "Okay.(shudders)" Yami M and Yami B then untied the Pharaoh and threw him out of the bedroom. To his surprise he found Seto, Mokuba, Malik and I sitting around the table with cards in our hands, but this was no ordinary card game. "I got 2 pairs!" "I got nothing." "I got a full house! Beat that woman!" "Too late Malik.I got a straight flush, King High." "Damn." "You know what that's gonna cost you right?" "Yeah, my shirt." "Okay.I need everyone elses clothing. So, I need your trench coat Seto, Mokuba and Malik, you owe me shirts." "Fine." They all said as they passed their clothes to me. "What are you all doing here?" Yami asked. "Oh, hi Yami! We're playing strip poker!" "And how do you do that?" "Well, you play poker, but, when you win you get the loser's clothing and they're out of the game when they have nothing left ^_~." "Oh." "Well" Yami Malik added. "This sounds like a fun game. Deal the 3 of us in as well. And Hikari." "Yes Yami?" "You'll be the first one out." "Why do you ay that?" "Because, you're bad at all card games." "Oh."
**Some more time later**
"I'm out." "Me too." "I've been out for a while.join the club." "I told you Hikari.So Pharaoh, ready to lose your pants now?" "No way Malik, I have you beat this round." "What do you have?" "I have a full house!" "So do I. What do you have Yami B?" "I only have 2 pairs" (evil smirk) "What are you grinning at evil pharaoh lover?" "(smirks again) I have you all beat.hehehe." "With what may I ask?" "Royal flush boys! Hand it over!" Malik, Seto and Mokuba were elminiated at this point. Yami Bakura only has his underwear left, Yami Malik has full clothing minus his cape, Yami has his underwear, and, I have everything plus everyone else's lost clothes. I only lost one round so far, so, I gave away Mokuba's shirt to Yami Malik because I knew it wouldn't fit me. But as the game went on, something seemed out of place.
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Myloko: Wow.long chapter ne? Yami: It's your longest yet. Myloko: Just proves I have too much free time on my hands. So, Yami, how many pages did this end up being? Yami: 9.why? Myloko: Just wondering.anyway, that's all for now, so, ja ne minna-san! read and review as always! ^_~
Myloko: Eek! Sorry I didn't update in a few days! Yami: More like 5. Myloko: Oh zip it Yami-kins! (gets evil smirk on her face) Yami: I told you not to call me that.-_- Myloko: Yeah.whatever.anyway, after some thought + craziness with PrincessSaphire, I give, CHAPTER 7!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own: same as before, now including various books :P
*~*
"What was that?" I asked. "It sounded like something made a splash outside." Yami replied. "No.really." "I'm serious" "And I'm being sarcastic." "Your being what?" "Never mind." I said as I opened the front door and looked outside to find.
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"So, what did she say?" Bakura asked. "Not much.she said she had to go wash clothes or something.she doesn't even know how to use an oven let alone a washing machine!" *muffled noises are heard in the background* "What was that?" "I don't know" Bakura said as he went down the hallway to check out what was making noise. "OH MY GOD!!!" "What?" Jen ran down the hall to check the problem when she found.
*~*
Meanwhile.
"Hikari, you're such an idiot!" "Me? Well, you're the one who landed on top of me!" "Did not!" "Did too!" "Anyway.where are we?" "I don't know.looks like we're floating in front of a house" "No.really." "I'm serious" "And I'm being sarcastic.what the-?"
*~*
Meanwhile.Inside my house. I opened the door, and to my surprise, 2 figures sat in the puddle of water outside of my door. "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE." "Oh hi! I'm Malik and this is my Yami.er.Yami Malik!" "KAWAII!!!" "What?" (voice from inside: NO!!!) "It's nice to meet you Malik and Malik! I'm Justine.would you like to come in?" (voice from inside again: NO!!!) "Sure.but do you know where we are?" "Yeah! You're at my house!" "Oh.well, let's go Yami!" "(sigh) Fine Hikari." He said as they both marched inside my house to find.
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"GROSS!!!" Jen yelled as she found Pegasus and Tristan making out!!! "TRISTAIN HOW COULD YOU?" Joey yelled as he came down the hall to check on the screaming. "I couldn't help it Joey. After many years of trying to get girls, I just kinda gave up.and, well, I'M GAY!!!" "Well, I already knew that but.why Pegasus?" "YOU KNEW?" "I kinda figured after that one sleepover."
**Flashback**
"Joey, I'm cold.can you come closer?" "Sure Tristan." (moves towards Tristan) (Tristan hugs Joey)
**End Flashback**
"Oh.well, I wanted to be with you but.you were interested in Mai and.well, I didn't know what to say!" "I didn't like Mai! I just didn't want to seem gay! But, well, the truth is.I'M GAY TOO!!!" "Really?" "Yeah!!!" "I LOVE YOU JOEY!!!" "I LOVE YOU TOO TRISTAIN!!!" Joey yelled as he dragged Tristan into Jen's room and locked the door. "Darn.now I don't have a date!" Pegasus complained. Jen and Bakura just stood there shocked with sweat drops on their heads.
*~*
Meanwhile.at my house.
"YAMI!" "YAMI!" "What's going on here? Aww.you both know each other! Great!" "NO IT'S NOT!" Yami yelled. "And why not?" "Because, he's a thief!" "So?" "-_-.never mind.I'll just go.somewhere.and do.something now." He said as he sulked off somewhere. "Okay.now *I* feel bad!" "It's only Yami." "And what do you have against him Yami Malik?" "He's an annoying pharaoh! *imitates Yami* I'm the pharaoh! I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me cuz I'M THE PHAROH!!!" "Well, I'll be back soon." "Let me guess you're going after him right?" "Well, I kinda feel bad now." "*sigh* fine.then I guess you're admitting that you have feelings for him if you go after him?" "And what if I do?" *the room goes silent* "Then you have issues.so, go find your pharaoh. Ra only knows he needs comforting from you right now." "Whatever, I'm going anyway." I said as I ran off in search of Yami. "iHe didn't have to be so mean./i" It was now getting darker in the house, and with a big space to search I didn't know if I'd find him or not. But.
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Meanwhile.in the living room.
"Yami.you shouldn't have been so mean to her." "I'm sorry aibou. You know that I don't like Moto's Yami." "I understand Yami but you didn't have to be so mean to her We can all tell now that she has feelings for him, and you shouldn't interfere in that." "I'm sorry aibou, I didn't know that it would affect her that much." "It's okay Yami, just, don't do it again." "Okay aibou.anyway, does anyone know where Yami B is?" "He's across the street." Seto answered. "Is there anyway I can get him over here?" "You can call Jen's house to get him." "Who's Jen?" "She lives across the street." "Oh, can you call Jen and tell her to send Yami B over here?" "Why?" "Because." "Fine."
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
*ring ring*
"I'll get it!" Jen yelled across the house. (picks up phone)"Hello?" "Hi Jen. It's Seto Kaiba." "Oh.what do you want?" "Yami Malik wants you to tell Yami Bakura to go across the street for something." "Okay.I'll do that." *click* "YAMI BAKURA!!!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT YOU ANNOYING CHILD?" "YAMI MALIK SAYS THAT HE WANTS YOU TO GO ACROSS THE STREET FOR SOMETHING IMPORTANT!" "REALLY? I'M LEAVING!" Yami Bakura then ran out the door to find the 3 and a half feet of water sitting as his feet. "Umm.its only about 15 feet, it shouldn't be too hard.I hope." Since he was at least 2 feet taller than the water, he did manage to make it, but not after falling over and getting completely wet. *rings doorbell* *Yami Malik answers* "YAMI B!" "HEY YAMI M!" "COME IN! I HAVE *THE* BEST PLAN EVER TO GET REVENGE ON-" "The pharaoh?" "Yeah, you're good at guessing this kinda stuff." "But first."
*~*
Meanwhile.in the basement.
"Who's there?" "It's just me." I replied. "Oh.it's you.what do you want?" "I just wanted to make sure that you're okay. That was kinda mean of him and-" "So?" "So what?" "How does this concern you?" "Because, I just wanted to make sure you're okay." "Oh." The young pharaoh sat there puzzled. "iNo one's ever really cared for me.except my wife.but that was 5000 years ago.this doesn't make sense.and, she's just a mortal.I'm not even alive.and.this is so.confusing/i "Are you okay?" "I'm fine.but."
*~*
Meanwhile.upstairs.
"This is going to be the best prank ever Yami M!" "True Yami B.but.we need the pharaoh up here for it to work." "How will we do that?" "Like this.OH PHARAOH! YAMI B AND I WANT TO APPOLOGIZE! SO.GET YOUR LAZY @$$ UP HERE!"
*~*
Meanwhile.downstairs.
"I guess I have to go.I hopefully won't be too long." Yami said as he went upstairs to find Yami Malik and Yami Bakura sitting on the living room couch smiling innocently. "So.what do you 2 want?" "We just wanted to say that I'm sorry for being mean to you." Yami Malik said. "And, we want to show you something." "Like what?" "It's a surprise! So, follow us." "Okay fine." He said as he was lead into my sister's room. After taking one step into the room Yami Bakura locked the door and Yami Malik jumped Yami and began to tie his arms and legs together. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?" "We're giving you a lesson in life pharaoh." Yami Malik said as Yami Bakura aided him in throwing Yami on the bed. "BY TYING ME UP?" "Yes, now, for the next while, Yami Bakura and I will be teaching you the things you never learned in Egypt." "LIKE WHAT?" "Well, in modern times, they call it 'The Facts Of Life'. So, sit back and relax Pharaoh, because this will be very educational." Yami Malik said as he shoved a sock into Yami's mouth. "Now" Said Yami Bakura "Our first lesson will be.(opens 'The Birds and the Bees: Volume One) Females and their bodily functions!" (muffled noise)"MFF!!!"
**Sometime later**
(Takes sock out of Yami's mouth) "So, Pharaoh, did you learn anything new?" "Yes.that's the worst kind of torture imaginable.*sniff* mommy." "Aww.look Yami B, he wants his mommy." "I don't think he'll want his mommy too much after what he's just learned.hehehe" "Yeah, so, Pharaoh, are you ready to revisit the outside world?" "I.don't.know." "Well, you can go if you want, but first, you need to name us at least one new thing you learned from these books today." "Umm.(thinks hard).I learned that.(thinks again).you can pass diseases through.intercourse." "Very good Yami, now, we'll untie you can you can go visit your girlfriend now." "My what?" "Oh yes, I seemed to have forgotten. After you ran downstairs that girl.help me out here Yami B." "Umm.Justine?" "Yeah, that one. Well, she admitted to having feelings for you." "Really?" "(sigh) Yes, now, go out there and face the wrath of your newly discovered knowledge." "Okay.(shudders)" Yami M and Yami B then untied the Pharaoh and threw him out of the bedroom. To his surprise he found Seto, Mokuba, Malik and I sitting around the table with cards in our hands, but this was no ordinary card game. "I got 2 pairs!" "I got nothing." "I got a full house! Beat that woman!" "Too late Malik.I got a straight flush, King High." "Damn." "You know what that's gonna cost you right?" "Yeah, my shirt." "Okay.I need everyone elses clothing. So, I need your trench coat Seto, Mokuba and Malik, you owe me shirts." "Fine." They all said as they passed their clothes to me. "What are you all doing here?" Yami asked. "Oh, hi Yami! We're playing strip poker!" "And how do you do that?" "Well, you play poker, but, when you win you get the loser's clothing and they're out of the game when they have nothing left ^_~." "Oh." "Well" Yami Malik added. "This sounds like a fun game. Deal the 3 of us in as well. And Hikari." "Yes Yami?" "You'll be the first one out." "Why do you ay that?" "Because, you're bad at all card games." "Oh."
**Some more time later**
"I'm out." "Me too." "I've been out for a while.join the club." "I told you Hikari.So Pharaoh, ready to lose your pants now?" "No way Malik, I have you beat this round." "What do you have?" "I have a full house!" "So do I. What do you have Yami B?" "I only have 2 pairs" (evil smirk) "What are you grinning at evil pharaoh lover?" "(smirks again) I have you all beat.hehehe." "With what may I ask?" "Royal flush boys! Hand it over!" Malik, Seto and Mokuba were elminiated at this point. Yami Bakura only has his underwear left, Yami Malik has full clothing minus his cape, Yami has his underwear, and, I have everything plus everyone else's lost clothes. I only lost one round so far, so, I gave away Mokuba's shirt to Yami Malik because I knew it wouldn't fit me. But as the game went on, something seemed out of place.
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Myloko: Wow.long chapter ne? Yami: It's your longest yet. Myloko: Just proves I have too much free time on my hands. So, Yami, how many pages did this end up being? Yami: 9.why? Myloko: Just wondering.anyway, that's all for now, so, ja ne minna-san! read and review as always! ^_~