Disclaimer: We do not own Harry Potter or Draco Malfoy (Chantico felt that he deserved his own disclaim-ment), or anybody that is in any way related to them or to the Harry Potter books. They belong to J.K. Rowling. As do The Weird Sisters. Sophie Ellis Bextor belongs to herself and… kind of to her record company too. Anyway, the song "Murder on the Dance Floor" belongs to her, except that we've craptofied it.
AN: Um, yeah… read it, won't you? The words are more depressing than we meant to make them when we first decided to write this, but apparently the Songfic is funny (Fearless Shadow read it over). It doesn't rhyme, though, so just… pretend it flows. It might be better if you either listen to the song "Murder on the Dance floor" before reading this fic, or know it very well off by heart.
Malfoy at the Yule Ball – Music provided by Sophie Ellis Bextor and The Weird Sisters.
[Malfoy]
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
Smirking that evil smirk…
Malfoy, don't you burn this goddamn castle down.
Oh, he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates
You, Harry Potter
And so and so and so and so and so and so
He'll try to kill you…
If you think you're getting away
He'll call Voldemort
Who'll fight a duel with you
Stay another curse
He'll blow you all to hell
Hey
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
And Voldemort's there as well
hey hey hey hey
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
And he'd better not kill Harry
Malfoy's gonna blow this place to hell right now
Oh, he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates he hates
All your friends, Harry
And so and so and so and so and so and so and so
He will insult them
Don't think you'll get away
He'll chase after you
And catch you in the end
Killing all of you
Heed my warning now…
Hey
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
Smirking that evil smirk…
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
And Voldemort's there as well
And they're gonna burn this goddamn castle down
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
And he'd better not kill his girl…
Hey hey hey hey
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
And he's getting kind of stressed…
Malfoy, don't you burn this goddamned castle down
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball [at the Yule Ball]
And the band's driving him nuts
Hey hey hey hey
It's [Malfoy] Malfoy at the Yule Ball [at the Yule Ball]
And he's finished his rampage…
He ought to run 'cos Dumbledore is pissed.
It's Malfoy at the Yule Ball
Smirking that evil smirk…