Falling.Hard - Chapter 8
Myloko: Hiya people! Be prepared for this chapter.this is probably why the rating was increased before.some "names" are used *no swearing, just, words* so.be prepared for more weirdness.and, yes, I oddly have good luck most of the time in poker.maybe it's a gift :p but.and, I've been evading writing for a few days, cuz I'm lazy + I'd rather be watching my Yu-Gi-Oh! Eps that: haven't aired on American tv that I can watch over and over again on my vhs (I sound old) or, my Japanese eps of battle city ^_^ but now, on with the story!
Yami: Wait a sec! Before that happens, I have one question: why do you always torture me?
Myloko: I don't.I just make the other characters do it for me, but, you're still my fav, besides others ^_~
Almighty Disclaimer: (background: take it away Mokuba!) Mokuba: ahem.it's the same as before okay? And, we also don't own certain kinds of liquids k?
Myloko: Good job Mokuba! Hehehe.we said liquids so we don't give anything away :p anyway.on to chapter 8!
*~*
Back to the poker game.
"And I thought you were the king of games Yami?" Yami Malik asked. Seto had left somewhere and Mokuba and Malik were sitting on the couch watching the game.
"I am Malik.I can't understand why I'm losing right now."
"Maybe she has a false deck." Added Yami Bakura.
"No she doesn't. She opened a new pack when we began, right Malik?"
"Yeah Mokuba, she isn't cheating."
"And how do you know that Hikari?"
"Because, I don't know how to cheat smartass."
"Respect your elders woman!"
"I'll respect my elders when my elders actually beat me at something! But for now.I'm on the verge of knocking 2 more people outta this, and you're next Malik."
"Which one?" Asked the stupefied Malik on the couch.
"The only one left in play."
"Oh." *shuffles cards* *deals cards*
"I'm dropping 2."
"3 here."
"3 as well."
"I'm dropping.5"
"You're insane woman, you'll lose this round for sure."
"Don't bet on it idiot, your shirt will be mine soon.so don't get too attached to it."
"I Got 2 pairs."
"I have 2 pairs as well, so, what does the almighty pharaoh have left?"
"4 of a kind Malik!"
"Damn you.huh?"
*evil smirk appears on my face*
"What's so funny woman?"
"Nothing.just that.I BEAT YOU AGAIN! HAHAHA!!!"
"HOW THE *beep* DID YOU DO THAT? YOU DROPPED ALL 5 CARDS!!! AND WHAT THE *beep*? WHAT KEEPS *beep*ING DOING THAT?"
"Easy.full house ^_~"
"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"No it's not.now, I believe you owe me a shirt Yami Malik.
"-_-.fine, here" *takes off shirt and passes it to me*
"Thanks a lot Malik! Umm.and, because of that, Yami and Yami Bakura are knocked out. Sorry guys."
"Ouch.beaten by a woman. That's gotta hurt eh pharaoh?"
"Oh shut up Malik.I'm going down stairs for a while."
"Okay.just, don't stay up too late."
"I won't" The pharaoh then re-claimed his clothes and went downstairs.
**some time later**
"*beep* YOU WOMAN!!! HOW THE *beep* CAN YOU BEAT ME???"
"It's luck I guess.and stop swearing, it's annoying the sensors!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!" *sticks up middle finger and directs it towards the sensors*
"Well, that wasn't too nice."
"-_-.hmm.I wonder what the pharaoh's doing.with some luck, maybe he sent himself to the shadow realm.Hehehe"
"Probably not, but, I'm going to the basement anyway."
"Oh pray tell, why?"
"Because, I don't trust Yami and Seto together in the dark.-_-"
"Oh.well, have fun."
"Thanks.anyone got a flashlight?"
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"This sucks Bakura.I'm stuck in a house with 4 guys, 3 of which are gay, and 2 girls who we lost ages ago.probably gay too."
"It's okay Jen, I'm still here for you."
"Thanks.but, I wonder what's going on across the street. They're probably having tons of fun right now."
"Hmm.maybe you should call them."
"I will later.k?"
"That's fine.but, you're complain that you're bored almost every minute!"
"Whatever.maybe I'll go sleep."
*~*
Meanwhile.in the basement.
I had gone down into the darkness in much fear. It was now after 10pm and very dark outside.
"Yami? Seto?" I called throughout the basement with no luck. I knew they were down here but I didn't know where. I began my search in the furnace room. No such luck. The computer room? Nope. There were now 3 places left to search: the bar, the almighty bathroom of doom, or, the laundry room. I began in the almighty bathroom of doom, named so because it was REALLY scary to go in there in the dark, and, because you always think that there's a ghost in the sauna *yes, I have a sauna in my bathroom*. As I ran for the switch I turned it on to find.nothing. Great, 2 down, one to go. My next stop was the bar, due to the fact that it was right in front of the laundry room. As I stepped into the bar I noticed a weird smell in the air.kinda like someone had been drinking.alcohol. Sure enough, I found Seto passed out with some vodka in his hand and Yami was just lying there, conscious, but nonetheless, had no idea what was going on. "Yami? HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"
"Huh? Oh.hey.umm.no *hic*"
"YES YOU HAVE! So.how did you start drinking?"
**Flashback**
"Kaiba.I didn't know you were down here.and you smell like you've been sitting in the trash for a while.what happened to you?" Yami asked after finding Seto in the bar drinking liquor.
"I *hic* didn't know you were.. here too. But, I don't *hic* smell bad, I'm the life of the *beep*in party!"
"What have you been into Kaiba?"
"The greatest stuff in the world.*hic* you want some?"
"What is it?"
"It's called.*thinks hard and reads the label* peach schnapps!"
"What's that?"
"I dunno.*hic* but, it tastes good, want some?"
"I guess a little taste couldn't hurt."
**End Flashback**
"So.what else do you have back there?"
"Well.*hic* we got.*reads labels* kahlua.umm.*hic*.vodka.some orange stuff.*hic* schnapps? Yeah.and.bailey's."
"Really?"
"*hic* yeah.want some?"
"I'M A MINOR! AND SO ARE YOU! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALCOHOL!"
"Pfft.I'm the pharaoh of Egypt for Ra's sake! *hic* I can do whatever I want!"
"Fine.kill your brain."
"What? *hic* Hehehe.you really should try this stuff! *hic*"
"But-"
"I'M THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT AND *hic* I CAN DO WHETEVER I WANT AND I ORDER YOU TO *hic* DRINK THAT STUFF!"
"So?"
"CUZ I'M THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT AND I CA DO WHETEVER I WANT CUZ I'M THE PHARAOH! *hic*"
"But-"
"NO BUTS!"
"I'll warn you now.I don't tend to take alcohol very well."
"Huh?"
"I tend to get hyperactive with it."
"No matter.it can't hurt you! *hic* or.at least that's what Seto said."
*~*
Myloko: I didn't feel like writing anymore *Hehehe.I'm even listening to the Japanese eps right now. I'm on opening #2 "Shuffle" and now #3 "Wild Drive"*
Yami: You're just using excuses to not say that you're lazy.
Myloko: I wouldn't talk if I were you.-_- So, that's all for chapter 8! Anyone who wanted to be in this fic will be in THE NEXT CHAPTER so, do whatever, and read and review as always ^_~
Myloko: Hiya people! Be prepared for this chapter.this is probably why the rating was increased before.some "names" are used *no swearing, just, words* so.be prepared for more weirdness.and, yes, I oddly have good luck most of the time in poker.maybe it's a gift :p but.and, I've been evading writing for a few days, cuz I'm lazy + I'd rather be watching my Yu-Gi-Oh! Eps that: haven't aired on American tv that I can watch over and over again on my vhs (I sound old) or, my Japanese eps of battle city ^_^ but now, on with the story!
Yami: Wait a sec! Before that happens, I have one question: why do you always torture me?
Myloko: I don't.I just make the other characters do it for me, but, you're still my fav, besides others ^_~
Almighty Disclaimer: (background: take it away Mokuba!) Mokuba: ahem.it's the same as before okay? And, we also don't own certain kinds of liquids k?
Myloko: Good job Mokuba! Hehehe.we said liquids so we don't give anything away :p anyway.on to chapter 8!
*~*
Back to the poker game.
"And I thought you were the king of games Yami?" Yami Malik asked. Seto had left somewhere and Mokuba and Malik were sitting on the couch watching the game.
"I am Malik.I can't understand why I'm losing right now."
"Maybe she has a false deck." Added Yami Bakura.
"No she doesn't. She opened a new pack when we began, right Malik?"
"Yeah Mokuba, she isn't cheating."
"And how do you know that Hikari?"
"Because, I don't know how to cheat smartass."
"Respect your elders woman!"
"I'll respect my elders when my elders actually beat me at something! But for now.I'm on the verge of knocking 2 more people outta this, and you're next Malik."
"Which one?" Asked the stupefied Malik on the couch.
"The only one left in play."
"Oh." *shuffles cards* *deals cards*
"I'm dropping 2."
"3 here."
"3 as well."
"I'm dropping.5"
"You're insane woman, you'll lose this round for sure."
"Don't bet on it idiot, your shirt will be mine soon.so don't get too attached to it."
"I Got 2 pairs."
"I have 2 pairs as well, so, what does the almighty pharaoh have left?"
"4 of a kind Malik!"
"Damn you.huh?"
*evil smirk appears on my face*
"What's so funny woman?"
"Nothing.just that.I BEAT YOU AGAIN! HAHAHA!!!"
"HOW THE *beep* DID YOU DO THAT? YOU DROPPED ALL 5 CARDS!!! AND WHAT THE *beep*? WHAT KEEPS *beep*ING DOING THAT?"
"Easy.full house ^_~"
"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"
"No it's not.now, I believe you owe me a shirt Yami Malik.
"-_-.fine, here" *takes off shirt and passes it to me*
"Thanks a lot Malik! Umm.and, because of that, Yami and Yami Bakura are knocked out. Sorry guys."
"Ouch.beaten by a woman. That's gotta hurt eh pharaoh?"
"Oh shut up Malik.I'm going down stairs for a while."
"Okay.just, don't stay up too late."
"I won't" The pharaoh then re-claimed his clothes and went downstairs.
**some time later**
"*beep* YOU WOMAN!!! HOW THE *beep* CAN YOU BEAT ME???"
"It's luck I guess.and stop swearing, it's annoying the sensors!"
"I DON'T CARE!!!" *sticks up middle finger and directs it towards the sensors*
"Well, that wasn't too nice."
"-_-.hmm.I wonder what the pharaoh's doing.with some luck, maybe he sent himself to the shadow realm.Hehehe"
"Probably not, but, I'm going to the basement anyway."
"Oh pray tell, why?"
"Because, I don't trust Yami and Seto together in the dark.-_-"
"Oh.well, have fun."
"Thanks.anyone got a flashlight?"
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.
"This sucks Bakura.I'm stuck in a house with 4 guys, 3 of which are gay, and 2 girls who we lost ages ago.probably gay too."
"It's okay Jen, I'm still here for you."
"Thanks.but, I wonder what's going on across the street. They're probably having tons of fun right now."
"Hmm.maybe you should call them."
"I will later.k?"
"That's fine.but, you're complain that you're bored almost every minute!"
"Whatever.maybe I'll go sleep."
*~*
Meanwhile.in the basement.
I had gone down into the darkness in much fear. It was now after 10pm and very dark outside.
"Yami? Seto?" I called throughout the basement with no luck. I knew they were down here but I didn't know where. I began my search in the furnace room. No such luck. The computer room? Nope. There were now 3 places left to search: the bar, the almighty bathroom of doom, or, the laundry room. I began in the almighty bathroom of doom, named so because it was REALLY scary to go in there in the dark, and, because you always think that there's a ghost in the sauna *yes, I have a sauna in my bathroom*. As I ran for the switch I turned it on to find.nothing. Great, 2 down, one to go. My next stop was the bar, due to the fact that it was right in front of the laundry room. As I stepped into the bar I noticed a weird smell in the air.kinda like someone had been drinking.alcohol. Sure enough, I found Seto passed out with some vodka in his hand and Yami was just lying there, conscious, but nonetheless, had no idea what was going on. "Yami? HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"
"Huh? Oh.hey.umm.no *hic*"
"YES YOU HAVE! So.how did you start drinking?"
**Flashback**
"Kaiba.I didn't know you were down here.and you smell like you've been sitting in the trash for a while.what happened to you?" Yami asked after finding Seto in the bar drinking liquor.
"I *hic* didn't know you were.. here too. But, I don't *hic* smell bad, I'm the life of the *beep*in party!"
"What have you been into Kaiba?"
"The greatest stuff in the world.*hic* you want some?"
"What is it?"
"It's called.*thinks hard and reads the label* peach schnapps!"
"What's that?"
"I dunno.*hic* but, it tastes good, want some?"
"I guess a little taste couldn't hurt."
**End Flashback**
"So.what else do you have back there?"
"Well.*hic* we got.*reads labels* kahlua.umm.*hic*.vodka.some orange stuff.*hic* schnapps? Yeah.and.bailey's."
"Really?"
"*hic* yeah.want some?"
"I'M A MINOR! AND SO ARE YOU! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALCOHOL!"
"Pfft.I'm the pharaoh of Egypt for Ra's sake! *hic* I can do whatever I want!"
"Fine.kill your brain."
"What? *hic* Hehehe.you really should try this stuff! *hic*"
"But-"
"I'M THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT AND *hic* I CAN DO WHETEVER I WANT AND I ORDER YOU TO *hic* DRINK THAT STUFF!"
"So?"
"CUZ I'M THE PHARAOH OF EGYPT AND I CA DO WHETEVER I WANT CUZ I'M THE PHARAOH! *hic*"
"But-"
"NO BUTS!"
"I'll warn you now.I don't tend to take alcohol very well."
"Huh?"
"I tend to get hyperactive with it."
"No matter.it can't hurt you! *hic* or.at least that's what Seto said."
*~*
Myloko: I didn't feel like writing anymore *Hehehe.I'm even listening to the Japanese eps right now. I'm on opening #2 "Shuffle" and now #3 "Wild Drive"*
Yami: You're just using excuses to not say that you're lazy.
Myloko: I wouldn't talk if I were you.-_- So, that's all for chapter 8! Anyone who wanted to be in this fic will be in THE NEXT CHAPTER so, do whatever, and read and review as always ^_~