Falling . Hard - Chapter 9
Myloko: Hey everybody! This is the visiting chapter! Everyone who wanted to be in this story will be appearing in the chapter AND THIS CHAPTER ONLY! Except for Saphire.she'll just be there for a while.until she decides to leave :p
Everyone in the house minus Mokuba, Myloko, Yami and Seto: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Which is just Malik, his Yami, and Yami Bakura*
Myloko: LIVE WITH IT! Now . onto chapter 9! And, if something seems weird, then Saphire wrote it using the magic of AIM! *which I don't own either* And yes, Saphire writes her own lines :p
Yami: Don't I get to say anything?
Myloko: Yeah . disclaimer
Yami: fine, she doesn't own yugioh or aim, k?
Myloko: Very good ^_~
*~*
At my house . some time later
*ding dong* *Malik gets off of the couch and opens the door* "Hello?"
"Uh . hi? Is Justine there?"
"Yeah, she is, who are you and what do you want?"
"Geez! So rude! It's Saphire and I wana see her."
"Okay . and who are you people behind topaz here?"
"I'm Mark0 and this is Maria"
"OMG! IS THAT REALLY YOU MALIK ISHTAR?
"Yes, I'm me . well . anyway . you might as well come in"
"Thankies" Saphire replied as the 3 walked in to find Mokuba, Yami Malik and Yami Bakura on the couches.
"AHH!!! IT'S YOU!!! DIE SAPHIRE!!!" Yelled Yami Malik.
"GRRRRRR DIE YAMI MALIK!!!!!!"
"Stop fighting everyone!" Mokuba butted in on the verge of tears.
"Sorry -_- *gives and evil glare at yami malik*"
"OMG! IS THAT REALLY YOU YAMI B?"
"YES YOU EVIL WOMAN! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?"
"Oh.I'm Maria! And . I WANT YOU!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Yami Bakura yelled and he got up and ran . only to find that Maria was chasing after him. His only hope now was to run for it and hope for the best .
"Yeah . I'll be back soon everyone." Mark0 added as he left to explore the house.
"*sweat drop* uh that was strange o_O So anyway where is Justine?"
"We don't know . probably somewhere with her boy toy" Yami Malik commented.
"boy toy? o_O"
"Yeah . the evil pharaoh . *shudders*"
"Ok........ I'll go look for them... *whacks Yami Malik in the back of the head while passing him* ^_^"
"*mutters to himself* evil woman . "
*Saphire, while walking towards the basement: I HEARD THAT!*
*~*
Meanwhile . in the basement .
Saphire bravely went down into the dark, scary place known as my basement to find that it was now 1:30am and I was lost somewhere in the house. She approached the bathroom but ran out due to the fact that she thought she saw a ghost using the can. As she approached the bar she found ... empty bottles of vodka, schnapps, and tequila strewn all about, Several empty bottles were shattered and 3 very drunk people. One passed out on the floor and the other two were laying under the shelves making out *good sentence . I think Saphire o_O*
"AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND HERE!?" Saphire asked, looking at her surroundings.
"SAPHIRE! What are you *hic* doing . here?"
"Uh well I kinda just fell out of the sky and felt like coming to see you but it looks like your a little busy *gestures to the fact that Yami is still making out with her o_O*"
"Oh . that . *hic* so . anything you want right now?"
"Uh not really o_o.... sooo where are all the others?"
"I dunno . *hic* I'm here . Yami is too . and, Seto's over there *points to Seto who's passed out a few feet away*. *hic* Yami Malik might be upstairs is you wana see him. I heard he's pretty good *hic*"
"Yeah I kinda already ran into him -_- *suddenly Yami Malik comes down the steps and stares at the scene at the bar*"
"I'm . gonna . leave . now . *stares oddly at the 4 as he runs back upstairs*
"I think i'll being upstairs as well.... hehe*dashes after him*"
"Ya know *hic* what Yami?"
"What *hic* darling?"
"I think they make a good couple."
"*hic* Me too"
"^_^ *hic*"
*~*
Meanwhile . upstairs .
"Hey Saphire?" Malik asked as he saw her running after his Yami.
"*comes to a halt* yeah?"
"I have 2 questions for you ."
"And they be?"
"WhatwereyoudingwithmyYamiandwillyougooutwithmecuzIthinkyou'rereallyprettyan dIwantyoutohavemychild."
"*just stares at Malik like he's a nut*..... pardon?"
"Umm . WhatwereyoudingwithmyYamiandwillyougooutwithmecuzIthinkyou'rereallyprettyand Iwantyoutohavemychild?"
"*still starting at him* put spaces between your words Malik o_o"
"But I did! They're just really . small"
"Well the answer is...*was suddenly interupted by the shatering of a bottle in the basement*"
"What was that?"
"Dunno, lets go see" The 2 then set off for the basement. Saphire had a good chance of knowing what to expect, but Malik on the other hand didn't have a clue.
*~*
Meanwhile . in the basement .
Saphire and Malik walked down the stairs, through the darkness and into the bar to find Seto and Yami having an all out war of bottle smashing with Justine as the referee. *good again Saphire*
"I think we should takes cover! *ducks as an incoming bottle nearly misses Malik's head* o_O"
"No way! I gotta watch this!" The excited Malik said as he pulled Saphire down to the floor to watch the match.
"Okay . *hic* begin round . 65? *hic*"
"Look out! *another bottle come crashing by as Yami blindly missed Seto*"
"I dunno *hic* about that match . I think Yami won."
"Yeah! In you face *hic* Kaiba! *looks over and sees Saphire and Malik sitting on the floor watching them* Hey homies! Wazz *hic* up?"
"Ok they are officially freaking me out now O_O"
"And what are we going to do but watch Saphire?" Malik asked.
"How the heck should I know?"
"I dunno . you're a pretty authoress ^_^"
"O______O;; ok............ um lets just continue to watch and ... hey where's your Yami anyway?"
"I dunno . you chased him up the stairs remember? *another bottle comes flying and hits the wall near Saphire's head*"
"Gah X_X *suddenly Yami Malik comes running past being chased by a chicken that appeared out of nowhere*"
"Yami?"
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! BYE HIKARI!"
"o_o;; ok then *ducks as another bottle comes crashing by*"
"Okay . *hic* as referee, I say that *hic* Yami wins"
"Take that *hic* Kaiba!"
"*hic* fine . I'm gonna go see that little dude with the . *hic* weird hair upstairs *hic* now . "
"Okay . *hic* bye Seto! Uhh . Yami?"
"Yes?"
"What are you *hic* doing?"
"Dunno, .... I'm a little tea pot,*hic* short and *hic* stout, here is my *hic*,here is my *hic* cheese doodle ^^"
"O_O . what the?"
*~*
Meanwhile . at Jen's house .
"Bakura . "
"What Jen? It's 1:30am . go to sleep!"
"I can't sleep . I keep thinking that Justine's dead."
"*sigh* if it makes you feel any better, maybe you should call her."
"Good idea *picks up phone and dials my number* *ring ring*
"*someone picks up* *hic* Hello?"
"Hey, can I speak to Justine?"
"It's *hic* me, who are you?"
"It's me, Jen."
"Oh *hic* hey Jen. Sup?"
"Nothing much . are you dead?"
"Do I *hic* sound dead to you?"
"No but, why are you hiccupping?"
"Oh . *hic* cuz . "
"Cuz why?"
"Cuz . I waz drinking . duh"
"Drinking what?"
"Water."
"No, really."
"Okay . it was flavored water."
"And what flavor was this water?"
"Umm . *grabs a bottle* tequila?"
"JUSTINE!"
"What?"
"THAT'S ALCOHOL!"
"*hic* So?"
"YOU'RE UNDERAGE! And, I thought you didn't like alcohol . "
"I didn't *hic* think I did either until I tried it."
"And who made you drink the alcohol?"
"hehehe . Yami did."
"Well, tell him that he's an idiot and I'm gonna sleep now, bye."
"Yeah *hic* great, bye." *Click*
*~*
Meanwhile . back in my house .
"Well, that was *hic* interesting. Saphire?"
"Huh?"
"Where'd Malik go? I thought he was *hic* right beside you."
"Huh? *looks over to find Malik not there* Uh I really don't know"
*Yami Malik runs in holding a burnt chicken in this left hand and the millennium rod in the right*
*stares at him strangely* "uh...... o_o"
"Here Saphire, this is for you *drops the burnt chicken in her lap*
"Ahhhhh that's hot!!!!"*tosses the chicken at Yami Malik's face*
*chicken lands on the floor near Yami* "ooo . free chicken!" *starts eating the chicken*
"umm . Yami Malik?"
"Yeah?"
"What *hic* is that thing that Yami's eating?"
"It's EFC."
"It's what?" Saphire asked.
"EFC. Egyptian Fried Chicken."
"They had chickens in Egypt?"
"Sure . they were everywhere . how do you think I survived being a thief?"
"Uhhhhhh..... you didn't"
"But I'm alive right now aren't I?"
"No...... o_O you a spirit"
"No I'm not. I'm a living, breathing human!"
"No you not"
"Am so woman!"
"ARE NOT!"
"AM SO!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!"
"YES I AM YOU EVIL WOMAN!"
"WHO YOU CALLING EVIL YOU FREAK!"
"WITCH!"
"MONSTER!"
"LOSER!"
"OLD GEEZER!"
"LITTLE GIRL!"
"BUNNY LOVER!!"
"So what if I like Bunnies? MEANIE!" *runs off crying only to trip and land on top of Saphire*
"Saphire my love! I have returned to you bearing flowers! What the? YAMI! HOW COULD YOU!?" Malik said as he re-appeared in the room with an armful of roses.
"Uh.... you lost me o_O;"
"Saphire! Yami! What's going on here?"
*still being crushed by Yami Malik* "Uh your INCREADABLY HEAVY! Yami just tripped and fell on me and it would be so kind it he would bother to GET OFF OF ME!"
"Oh . so, nothing's happened between you and my Yami?"
"NO!!!!NOW GET HIM OFF OF ME ." *Yami Malik gets off of Saphire*
"Oh good! Um . Saphire?"
"Huh? o_O"
*passes Saphire the roses* "These are for you"
"Uhhhh"*stares at the roses*"um thanks...."*notices Yami STILL eating the chicken*"man how big was that chicken anyway?"
"Itfz fery vig!"
"Ok......."*yawns*"What time is it anyway?"
"It's *hic* 1:30am. Why?"
*yawn*"I'm need some sleep now... what is open?"
"Huh?"
"Where can I sleep? It seems everything else is taken o_O"
"No it's not. You can have the *hic* couch next to Malik."
"O_o um ok i guess..........." *goes upstairs to get some sleep*
"Saphire my love! Wait for me!" Malik said as he ran after her.
"Yami *yawn* I'm tired . can you carry me upstairs?"
"*hic* Fine . but only because it's you."
" *hic* Thanks."
As we came upstairs we found Malik on the smaller couch complaining that he couldn't be with Saphire who was 2 feet away from him on the bigger couch. Mokuba was sleeping in my sister's room, Seto was sleeping in my room and Yami Malik was left downstairs. We were all soon asleep but, we had no idea where Yami Bakura, Maria and Mark0 went. But .
*~*
Myloko: Sorry for the delay everyone! This could have been up a day after chapter 8 but me + Saphire got delayed so it took us 6 instead of 1.
Yami: You're just lazy.
Myloko: -_- . I AM NOT LAZY!!! Anyway, read and review as always ^_~
Myloko: Hey everybody! This is the visiting chapter! Everyone who wanted to be in this story will be appearing in the chapter AND THIS CHAPTER ONLY! Except for Saphire.she'll just be there for a while.until she decides to leave :p
Everyone in the house minus Mokuba, Myloko, Yami and Seto: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *Which is just Malik, his Yami, and Yami Bakura*
Myloko: LIVE WITH IT! Now . onto chapter 9! And, if something seems weird, then Saphire wrote it using the magic of AIM! *which I don't own either* And yes, Saphire writes her own lines :p
Yami: Don't I get to say anything?
Myloko: Yeah . disclaimer
Yami: fine, she doesn't own yugioh or aim, k?
Myloko: Very good ^_~
*~*
At my house . some time later
*ding dong* *Malik gets off of the couch and opens the door* "Hello?"
"Uh . hi? Is Justine there?"
"Yeah, she is, who are you and what do you want?"
"Geez! So rude! It's Saphire and I wana see her."
"Okay . and who are you people behind topaz here?"
"I'm Mark0 and this is Maria"
"OMG! IS THAT REALLY YOU MALIK ISHTAR?
"Yes, I'm me . well . anyway . you might as well come in"
"Thankies" Saphire replied as the 3 walked in to find Mokuba, Yami Malik and Yami Bakura on the couches.
"AHH!!! IT'S YOU!!! DIE SAPHIRE!!!" Yelled Yami Malik.
"GRRRRRR DIE YAMI MALIK!!!!!!"
"Stop fighting everyone!" Mokuba butted in on the verge of tears.
"Sorry -_- *gives and evil glare at yami malik*"
"OMG! IS THAT REALLY YOU YAMI B?"
"YES YOU EVIL WOMAN! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?"
"Oh.I'm Maria! And . I WANT YOU!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Yami Bakura yelled and he got up and ran . only to find that Maria was chasing after him. His only hope now was to run for it and hope for the best .
"Yeah . I'll be back soon everyone." Mark0 added as he left to explore the house.
"*sweat drop* uh that was strange o_O So anyway where is Justine?"
"We don't know . probably somewhere with her boy toy" Yami Malik commented.
"boy toy? o_O"
"Yeah . the evil pharaoh . *shudders*"
"Ok........ I'll go look for them... *whacks Yami Malik in the back of the head while passing him* ^_^"
"*mutters to himself* evil woman . "
*Saphire, while walking towards the basement: I HEARD THAT!*
*~*
Meanwhile . in the basement .
Saphire bravely went down into the dark, scary place known as my basement to find that it was now 1:30am and I was lost somewhere in the house. She approached the bathroom but ran out due to the fact that she thought she saw a ghost using the can. As she approached the bar she found ... empty bottles of vodka, schnapps, and tequila strewn all about, Several empty bottles were shattered and 3 very drunk people. One passed out on the floor and the other two were laying under the shelves making out *good sentence . I think Saphire o_O*
"AHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HECK HAPPEND HERE!?" Saphire asked, looking at her surroundings.
"SAPHIRE! What are you *hic* doing . here?"
"Uh well I kinda just fell out of the sky and felt like coming to see you but it looks like your a little busy *gestures to the fact that Yami is still making out with her o_O*"
"Oh . that . *hic* so . anything you want right now?"
"Uh not really o_o.... sooo where are all the others?"
"I dunno . *hic* I'm here . Yami is too . and, Seto's over there *points to Seto who's passed out a few feet away*. *hic* Yami Malik might be upstairs is you wana see him. I heard he's pretty good *hic*"
"Yeah I kinda already ran into him -_- *suddenly Yami Malik comes down the steps and stares at the scene at the bar*"
"I'm . gonna . leave . now . *stares oddly at the 4 as he runs back upstairs*
"I think i'll being upstairs as well.... hehe*dashes after him*"
"Ya know *hic* what Yami?"
"What *hic* darling?"
"I think they make a good couple."
"*hic* Me too"
"^_^ *hic*"
*~*
Meanwhile . upstairs .
"Hey Saphire?" Malik asked as he saw her running after his Yami.
"*comes to a halt* yeah?"
"I have 2 questions for you ."
"And they be?"
"WhatwereyoudingwithmyYamiandwillyougooutwithmecuzIthinkyou'rereallyprettyan dIwantyoutohavemychild."
"*just stares at Malik like he's a nut*..... pardon?"
"Umm . WhatwereyoudingwithmyYamiandwillyougooutwithmecuzIthinkyou'rereallyprettyand Iwantyoutohavemychild?"
"*still starting at him* put spaces between your words Malik o_o"
"But I did! They're just really . small"
"Well the answer is...*was suddenly interupted by the shatering of a bottle in the basement*"
"What was that?"
"Dunno, lets go see" The 2 then set off for the basement. Saphire had a good chance of knowing what to expect, but Malik on the other hand didn't have a clue.
*~*
Meanwhile . in the basement .
Saphire and Malik walked down the stairs, through the darkness and into the bar to find Seto and Yami having an all out war of bottle smashing with Justine as the referee. *good again Saphire*
"I think we should takes cover! *ducks as an incoming bottle nearly misses Malik's head* o_O"
"No way! I gotta watch this!" The excited Malik said as he pulled Saphire down to the floor to watch the match.
"Okay . *hic* begin round . 65? *hic*"
"Look out! *another bottle come crashing by as Yami blindly missed Seto*"
"I dunno *hic* about that match . I think Yami won."
"Yeah! In you face *hic* Kaiba! *looks over and sees Saphire and Malik sitting on the floor watching them* Hey homies! Wazz *hic* up?"
"Ok they are officially freaking me out now O_O"
"And what are we going to do but watch Saphire?" Malik asked.
"How the heck should I know?"
"I dunno . you're a pretty authoress ^_^"
"O______O;; ok............ um lets just continue to watch and ... hey where's your Yami anyway?"
"I dunno . you chased him up the stairs remember? *another bottle comes flying and hits the wall near Saphire's head*"
"Gah X_X *suddenly Yami Malik comes running past being chased by a chicken that appeared out of nowhere*"
"Yami?"
"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! BYE HIKARI!"
"o_o;; ok then *ducks as another bottle comes crashing by*"
"Okay . *hic* as referee, I say that *hic* Yami wins"
"Take that *hic* Kaiba!"
"*hic* fine . I'm gonna go see that little dude with the . *hic* weird hair upstairs *hic* now . "
"Okay . *hic* bye Seto! Uhh . Yami?"
"Yes?"
"What are you *hic* doing?"
"Dunno, .... I'm a little tea pot,*hic* short and *hic* stout, here is my *hic*,here is my *hic* cheese doodle ^^"
"O_O . what the?"
*~*
Meanwhile . at Jen's house .
"Bakura . "
"What Jen? It's 1:30am . go to sleep!"
"I can't sleep . I keep thinking that Justine's dead."
"*sigh* if it makes you feel any better, maybe you should call her."
"Good idea *picks up phone and dials my number* *ring ring*
"*someone picks up* *hic* Hello?"
"Hey, can I speak to Justine?"
"It's *hic* me, who are you?"
"It's me, Jen."
"Oh *hic* hey Jen. Sup?"
"Nothing much . are you dead?"
"Do I *hic* sound dead to you?"
"No but, why are you hiccupping?"
"Oh . *hic* cuz . "
"Cuz why?"
"Cuz . I waz drinking . duh"
"Drinking what?"
"Water."
"No, really."
"Okay . it was flavored water."
"And what flavor was this water?"
"Umm . *grabs a bottle* tequila?"
"JUSTINE!"
"What?"
"THAT'S ALCOHOL!"
"*hic* So?"
"YOU'RE UNDERAGE! And, I thought you didn't like alcohol . "
"I didn't *hic* think I did either until I tried it."
"And who made you drink the alcohol?"
"hehehe . Yami did."
"Well, tell him that he's an idiot and I'm gonna sleep now, bye."
"Yeah *hic* great, bye." *Click*
*~*
Meanwhile . back in my house .
"Well, that was *hic* interesting. Saphire?"
"Huh?"
"Where'd Malik go? I thought he was *hic* right beside you."
"Huh? *looks over to find Malik not there* Uh I really don't know"
*Yami Malik runs in holding a burnt chicken in this left hand and the millennium rod in the right*
*stares at him strangely* "uh...... o_o"
"Here Saphire, this is for you *drops the burnt chicken in her lap*
"Ahhhhh that's hot!!!!"*tosses the chicken at Yami Malik's face*
*chicken lands on the floor near Yami* "ooo . free chicken!" *starts eating the chicken*
"umm . Yami Malik?"
"Yeah?"
"What *hic* is that thing that Yami's eating?"
"It's EFC."
"It's what?" Saphire asked.
"EFC. Egyptian Fried Chicken."
"They had chickens in Egypt?"
"Sure . they were everywhere . how do you think I survived being a thief?"
"Uhhhhhh..... you didn't"
"But I'm alive right now aren't I?"
"No...... o_O you a spirit"
"No I'm not. I'm a living, breathing human!"
"No you not"
"Am so woman!"
"ARE NOT!"
"AM SO!"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!"
"YES I AM YOU EVIL WOMAN!"
"WHO YOU CALLING EVIL YOU FREAK!"
"WITCH!"
"MONSTER!"
"LOSER!"
"OLD GEEZER!"
"LITTLE GIRL!"
"BUNNY LOVER!!"
"So what if I like Bunnies? MEANIE!" *runs off crying only to trip and land on top of Saphire*
"Saphire my love! I have returned to you bearing flowers! What the? YAMI! HOW COULD YOU!?" Malik said as he re-appeared in the room with an armful of roses.
"Uh.... you lost me o_O;"
"Saphire! Yami! What's going on here?"
*still being crushed by Yami Malik* "Uh your INCREADABLY HEAVY! Yami just tripped and fell on me and it would be so kind it he would bother to GET OFF OF ME!"
"Oh . so, nothing's happened between you and my Yami?"
"NO!!!!NOW GET HIM OFF OF ME ." *Yami Malik gets off of Saphire*
"Oh good! Um . Saphire?"
"Huh? o_O"
*passes Saphire the roses* "These are for you"
"Uhhhh"*stares at the roses*"um thanks...."*notices Yami STILL eating the chicken*"man how big was that chicken anyway?"
"Itfz fery vig!"
"Ok......."*yawns*"What time is it anyway?"
"It's *hic* 1:30am. Why?"
*yawn*"I'm need some sleep now... what is open?"
"Huh?"
"Where can I sleep? It seems everything else is taken o_O"
"No it's not. You can have the *hic* couch next to Malik."
"O_o um ok i guess..........." *goes upstairs to get some sleep*
"Saphire my love! Wait for me!" Malik said as he ran after her.
"Yami *yawn* I'm tired . can you carry me upstairs?"
"*hic* Fine . but only because it's you."
" *hic* Thanks."
As we came upstairs we found Malik on the smaller couch complaining that he couldn't be with Saphire who was 2 feet away from him on the bigger couch. Mokuba was sleeping in my sister's room, Seto was sleeping in my room and Yami Malik was left downstairs. We were all soon asleep but, we had no idea where Yami Bakura, Maria and Mark0 went. But .
*~*
Myloko: Sorry for the delay everyone! This could have been up a day after chapter 8 but me + Saphire got delayed so it took us 6 instead of 1.
Yami: You're just lazy.
Myloko: -_- . I AM NOT LAZY!!! Anyway, read and review as always ^_~