Falling.Hard - Chapter 10
Myloko: Wow! I'm at *10* chapters! At the beginning, I had NO idea that I would get this far. I also thought that this would go on forever *I'm weird that way*. Anyway, Saphire's Back
Saphire:*walks in eating a sandwich* hi
Myloko: Hey.that looks yummy!
Saphire: MINE!!! *continues to eat it ^^*
Myloko: Can't I even have a bite of it or something? *gives Saphire REALLY big puppy dog eyes*
Saphire: fine *gives myloko a microscopic piece of bread*
Myloko: -_-.that's the last time I'm gonna be nice to you ;_;
Saphire: O_O um here!*gives her the half of the sandwich that left*
Myloko: YES!!! *starts eating the sandwich*
Malik: Saphire my koi!
Saphire: I'm not a fish O_O
Malik: But, koi means love Saphire!
Saphire: O_O;; me no speaka the Japanese
Malik: I don't care Saphire! It doesn't matter if you're only uni-lingual! I STILL love you!
Saphire: Um Myloko maybe you should start the fic now O_O
Myloko: Good idea.Yami? It's disclaimer time!
Yami: She doesn't own yugioh k or blink 182 songs?
Myloko: Very good ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.the next morning.
"I'M GONNA GO INSANE IF I HAVE TO STAY HERE!" Yugi yelled as he ran up and down the halls.
"Yugi.what's wrong?" Bakura asked with worry on his face.
"THE WHOLE HOUSE HAS GONE GAY BAKURA! I FOUND JOEY AND TRISTAN IN ONE OF THE ROOMS MAKING OUT, THEN, I FOUND MAI AND TEA IN THE CLOSET, AND NOW, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FROM PEGASUS BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FEEL ME UP!"
"YUGI! I wasn't done with you yet!" Pegasus yelled as he ran after Yugi.
"NO!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!" Yugi then made a break for the door and ran outside, only to find that the water was taller than him. "Uh oh.AAHHH!!!" Suddenly, a giant fish came, swallowed the little pint and carried him off to a far away land.
*~*
Meanwhile.at my house.in the living room.the next morning.
"Saphire! Wake Up!" Malik said as he shook her multiple times to wake her up.
"WAH!! O_O"
"My love! Your have overslept!"
"Oh..ok" *goes back to sleep*
"SPAHIRE!"
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"Your breakfast is getting cold!"
"I never eat breakfast O_O"
"BUT SAPHIRE!"
"WHAT!"
"Don't you love me enough to eat the breakfast that I have prepared for you?"
"But if I eat breakfast i'm just gonna throw it up O_O"
"Oh.you coulda told me that before I spent the last 3 hours in the kitchen." Malik replied showing Saphire a burn on his arm he got from the frying pan.
"How could I?! I was asleep O_O"
"Oh.right.you still like me right?"
"Yeah -_-... well night night *goes back to sleep*"
"*blushes* wow.she likes me ^_^"
"zzzzzzzzz"
"Aww.she looks so cute when she sleeps.what the-?"
"Ugghhh..good morning.." I said coming out of my parent's room with the biggest headache ever with Yami in tow.
"zzzzzzz...Kaiba...zzzz..Bakura.zzz...Yami..zzz..Aligators..zzzzz"
"What the? Uggh.I feel like a truck ran over me." I then slumped over on the other end of the couch that Saphire was sleeping on.
"GET OFF OF THERE!"
"*yawn* ugghh.why?"
"BECAUSE! SAPHIRE'S TRYING TO SLEEP THERE!"
"Well..she aint gonna be sleeping much longer if you keep yelling like that...Yami?"
"W..what?"
"What happened to you?"
"I feel like a pyramid fell on top of my head...." Yami replied as he sat beside me on the couch.
"YOU TWO ARE IMPOSSIBLE! JUST GET OFF NOW! SAPHIRE'S TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"*yawn* you ppl is so noisy......zzzzzzz..kirbys ^^"
"Hehehe...she said 'kirby' :P"
"zzzzzzzzz....jell-O....zzzz*wakes up* good morning ^^"
"Saphire! You're awake! *hugs Saphire*"
"AHHHHHHH!!! GET OFF X_X!"
"But I thought you liked me..;_;"
*suddenly Saphire's pet bunny named Bunnie runs in* *suddenly, kitty-kun appears, looking VERY hungry*
Bunnie: Saphire is not know to be a morning person and has a tendency to bite, nash, scratch, yell, and clobber anyone during these hours*scampers off* *kitty-kun runs after bunnie* *everyone else sits there with sweat drops on their heads*
"Since when can Bunnie talk? O_O;;"
"Good..ugghh..question..does anyone have any pills I can take? I feel like my head's gonna.what-?"
"Ugghhh.does anyone have pills I can take? I think a blimp just landed on my head." Seto had now stumbled into the living room looking a tad green.
"Good morning sunshine.."
"What happened to you? O_O"
"I don't know.but somehow, I have a lot of cuts on my face and arms."
"Uh well the bottle smashing war you guys had last night could explain a little."
All 3 ex-drinkers: "WHAT?"
"You don't remember?"
"Remember what?" I asked. Seto had now taken a seat beside Malik on the other couch.
"That Seto and Yami were having an all out vodka smashing war last night. Some of the bottles almost hit Malik and me O_O!"
"WHAT???"
"Yep...hey what ever happened to Yami Bakura, Maria, and Mark0?"
"They were here?" *Yami Bakura suddenly runs into the room*
"SHE'S FINALLY GONE!"
"Who is?"
"THAT EVIL MARIA WOMAN! SHE CHASED ME FOREVER!"
"Then.ugghhh..how did you get rid of her?'
"I locked her in a cage and sold her to the zoo. I told them that I had discovered a new species of ape."
"Good call..but..I don't think my head's gonna survive this..so...what happened last night Saphire because we don't remember a thing."
"That was it really... the fight ended when Yami Malik ran back in with a fried chicken that Yami ate O_O"
"Not that.why do we all have headaches and feel like large objects fell on our heads?"
"Oh.. well you were all drunk off vodka"
"NANI?"
"Yah O_O"
"Did we do anything else while we were down there?"
"Um.... well Yami was making out with you but that was about it O_O;;"
"O_O...ugghhh...I need pills...NOW!!!"
"Um here..*tosses Justine da pills*"
"Thanks...here Yami *passes Yami some pills*"
"What about...me?" Seto asked.
"*sigh*Fine..*tosses Seto some pills* *Downs some pills herself*"
"Umm..Saphire?" Malik asked.
"What is it now? -_-"
"Can I talk to you alone for a minute?"
"What ever!*walks off behind Malik*"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the kitchen...
"Saphire?"
"Wah!"
"Do you really like me or not? Because...I can't really tell.."
"Pardon O_O?"
"Well..you said that you like me but..you don't really show it."
"Grrrrr.... I didn't follow you over here just to be insulted!!!*storms off into the nearest bathroom and slams da door*"
"BUT SAPHIRE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!" *runs over to the bathroom and waits by the door*
Bunnie :Did I mention she is very prone to tantrums in the morning hours? O_O.
"*looks as Bunnie* No.O_O"
"*sits in the bathroom crying* Just go away ;_;"
"BUT SAPHIRE!"
"JUST GO AWAY! *burst into tears*"
"SAPHIRE PLEASE! JUST LET ME IN!"
"GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE *continues to sob*"
"BUT SAPHIRE! I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU CRY! PLEASE! JUST LET ME IN!"
"please Malik just go away ;_;"
"*gets idea* But Saphire.I have soda and candy ^_^"
"*perks up a little* what type of soda O.O?"
"Umm...diet coke?"
"oooooooo O.O um *sniff* nah go away *goes back to sobbing*"
"Umm..did I mention that I have a 24 pack of it?"
Bunnie: I wouldn't do that you will just adjitate her further. O_O
"But what can I do Bunnie?"
Bunnie: well!*suddenly Kitty-kun comes round the corner looking very hungry*
"You better run rabbit, or you'll be that cat's breakfast"
Bunnie: YIPE!!*runs for life*
"Thanks anyway Bunnie.Saphire? Are you still there?"
"*still sobbing* What do you want?-_-"
"I want to know if you're okay and will you let me in please?"
"*sniff* what ever -_-"
"*comes through the door* Saphire, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that I was hurting you *kneels down beside Saphire* Can you please forgive me?"
"*look at him with teary eyes* ...sniff.. ok *bursts into tears again*"
"Oh Saphire! *Hugs Saphire* I'm SO sorry!"
"^_^ night night *falls asleep again*"
"Aww.she looks so kawaii when she sleeps ^_^"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the living room.
"And that about the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you're 15, and I just wanted to drink my favorite liquor flavor, what the heck is tequila? My friend's say I should act my age but.what's my age again?" Seto was blindly singing as me and Yami continued to make out. His singing did annoy a certain someone too.
"WHAT IS THAT ANNOYING RACKET?" Yami Malik asked after emerging from the basement.
"I'm singing dumbass..why?"
"IT'S ANNOYING! *looks over to the other couch* THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN?"
"I guess so."
"Umm.where's my Hikari?"
"He's in the bathroom with Saphire."
"Do I really want to know what's happening in there?"
"Probably not."
*~*
Myloko: Wow.nice chapter! Wana say anything Saphire?
Saphire: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Myloko: Umm.yeah.I think that's sleep for read + review. So, do as Saphire says! ^_~
Myloko: Wow! I'm at *10* chapters! At the beginning, I had NO idea that I would get this far. I also thought that this would go on forever *I'm weird that way*. Anyway, Saphire's Back
Saphire:*walks in eating a sandwich* hi
Myloko: Hey.that looks yummy!
Saphire: MINE!!! *continues to eat it ^^*
Myloko: Can't I even have a bite of it or something? *gives Saphire REALLY big puppy dog eyes*
Saphire: fine *gives myloko a microscopic piece of bread*
Myloko: -_-.that's the last time I'm gonna be nice to you ;_;
Saphire: O_O um here!*gives her the half of the sandwich that left*
Myloko: YES!!! *starts eating the sandwich*
Malik: Saphire my koi!
Saphire: I'm not a fish O_O
Malik: But, koi means love Saphire!
Saphire: O_O;; me no speaka the Japanese
Malik: I don't care Saphire! It doesn't matter if you're only uni-lingual! I STILL love you!
Saphire: Um Myloko maybe you should start the fic now O_O
Myloko: Good idea.Yami? It's disclaimer time!
Yami: She doesn't own yugioh k or blink 182 songs?
Myloko: Very good ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile.at Jen's house.the next morning.
"I'M GONNA GO INSANE IF I HAVE TO STAY HERE!" Yugi yelled as he ran up and down the halls.
"Yugi.what's wrong?" Bakura asked with worry on his face.
"THE WHOLE HOUSE HAS GONE GAY BAKURA! I FOUND JOEY AND TRISTAN IN ONE OF THE ROOMS MAKING OUT, THEN, I FOUND MAI AND TEA IN THE CLOSET, AND NOW, I'VE BEEN RUNNING FROM PEGASUS BECAUSE HE KEEPS TRYING TO FEEL ME UP!"
"YUGI! I wasn't done with you yet!" Pegasus yelled as he ran after Yugi.
"NO!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!" Yugi then made a break for the door and ran outside, only to find that the water was taller than him. "Uh oh.AAHHH!!!" Suddenly, a giant fish came, swallowed the little pint and carried him off to a far away land.
*~*
Meanwhile.at my house.in the living room.the next morning.
"Saphire! Wake Up!" Malik said as he shook her multiple times to wake her up.
"WAH!! O_O"
"My love! Your have overslept!"
"Oh..ok" *goes back to sleep*
"SPAHIRE!"
"WHAT IS IT?!"
"Your breakfast is getting cold!"
"I never eat breakfast O_O"
"BUT SAPHIRE!"
"WHAT!"
"Don't you love me enough to eat the breakfast that I have prepared for you?"
"But if I eat breakfast i'm just gonna throw it up O_O"
"Oh.you coulda told me that before I spent the last 3 hours in the kitchen." Malik replied showing Saphire a burn on his arm he got from the frying pan.
"How could I?! I was asleep O_O"
"Oh.right.you still like me right?"
"Yeah -_-... well night night *goes back to sleep*"
"*blushes* wow.she likes me ^_^"
"zzzzzzzzz"
"Aww.she looks so cute when she sleeps.what the-?"
"Ugghhh..good morning.." I said coming out of my parent's room with the biggest headache ever with Yami in tow.
"zzzzzzz...Kaiba...zzzz..Bakura.zzz...Yami..zzz..Aligators..zzzzz"
"What the? Uggh.I feel like a truck ran over me." I then slumped over on the other end of the couch that Saphire was sleeping on.
"GET OFF OF THERE!"
"*yawn* ugghh.why?"
"BECAUSE! SAPHIRE'S TRYING TO SLEEP THERE!"
"Well..she aint gonna be sleeping much longer if you keep yelling like that...Yami?"
"W..what?"
"What happened to you?"
"I feel like a pyramid fell on top of my head...." Yami replied as he sat beside me on the couch.
"YOU TWO ARE IMPOSSIBLE! JUST GET OFF NOW! SAPHIRE'S TRYING TO SLEEP!"
"*yawn* you ppl is so noisy......zzzzzzz..kirbys ^^"
"Hehehe...she said 'kirby' :P"
"zzzzzzzzz....jell-O....zzzz*wakes up* good morning ^^"
"Saphire! You're awake! *hugs Saphire*"
"AHHHHHHH!!! GET OFF X_X!"
"But I thought you liked me..;_;"
*suddenly Saphire's pet bunny named Bunnie runs in* *suddenly, kitty-kun appears, looking VERY hungry*
Bunnie: Saphire is not know to be a morning person and has a tendency to bite, nash, scratch, yell, and clobber anyone during these hours*scampers off* *kitty-kun runs after bunnie* *everyone else sits there with sweat drops on their heads*
"Since when can Bunnie talk? O_O;;"
"Good..ugghh..question..does anyone have any pills I can take? I feel like my head's gonna.what-?"
"Ugghhh.does anyone have pills I can take? I think a blimp just landed on my head." Seto had now stumbled into the living room looking a tad green.
"Good morning sunshine.."
"What happened to you? O_O"
"I don't know.but somehow, I have a lot of cuts on my face and arms."
"Uh well the bottle smashing war you guys had last night could explain a little."
All 3 ex-drinkers: "WHAT?"
"You don't remember?"
"Remember what?" I asked. Seto had now taken a seat beside Malik on the other couch.
"That Seto and Yami were having an all out vodka smashing war last night. Some of the bottles almost hit Malik and me O_O!"
"WHAT???"
"Yep...hey what ever happened to Yami Bakura, Maria, and Mark0?"
"They were here?" *Yami Bakura suddenly runs into the room*
"SHE'S FINALLY GONE!"
"Who is?"
"THAT EVIL MARIA WOMAN! SHE CHASED ME FOREVER!"
"Then.ugghhh..how did you get rid of her?'
"I locked her in a cage and sold her to the zoo. I told them that I had discovered a new species of ape."
"Good call..but..I don't think my head's gonna survive this..so...what happened last night Saphire because we don't remember a thing."
"That was it really... the fight ended when Yami Malik ran back in with a fried chicken that Yami ate O_O"
"Not that.why do we all have headaches and feel like large objects fell on our heads?"
"Oh.. well you were all drunk off vodka"
"NANI?"
"Yah O_O"
"Did we do anything else while we were down there?"
"Um.... well Yami was making out with you but that was about it O_O;;"
"O_O...ugghhh...I need pills...NOW!!!"
"Um here..*tosses Justine da pills*"
"Thanks...here Yami *passes Yami some pills*"
"What about...me?" Seto asked.
"*sigh*Fine..*tosses Seto some pills* *Downs some pills herself*"
"Umm..Saphire?" Malik asked.
"What is it now? -_-"
"Can I talk to you alone for a minute?"
"What ever!*walks off behind Malik*"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the kitchen...
"Saphire?"
"Wah!"
"Do you really like me or not? Because...I can't really tell.."
"Pardon O_O?"
"Well..you said that you like me but..you don't really show it."
"Grrrrr.... I didn't follow you over here just to be insulted!!!*storms off into the nearest bathroom and slams da door*"
"BUT SAPHIRE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!" *runs over to the bathroom and waits by the door*
Bunnie :Did I mention she is very prone to tantrums in the morning hours? O_O.
"*looks as Bunnie* No.O_O"
"*sits in the bathroom crying* Just go away ;_;"
"BUT SAPHIRE!"
"JUST GO AWAY! *burst into tears*"
"SAPHIRE PLEASE! JUST LET ME IN!"
"GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE *continues to sob*"
"BUT SAPHIRE! I LOVE YOU AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU CRY! PLEASE! JUST LET ME IN!"
"please Malik just go away ;_;"
"*gets idea* But Saphire.I have soda and candy ^_^"
"*perks up a little* what type of soda O.O?"
"Umm...diet coke?"
"oooooooo O.O um *sniff* nah go away *goes back to sobbing*"
"Umm..did I mention that I have a 24 pack of it?"
Bunnie: I wouldn't do that you will just adjitate her further. O_O
"But what can I do Bunnie?"
Bunnie: well!*suddenly Kitty-kun comes round the corner looking very hungry*
"You better run rabbit, or you'll be that cat's breakfast"
Bunnie: YIPE!!*runs for life*
"Thanks anyway Bunnie.Saphire? Are you still there?"
"*still sobbing* What do you want?-_-"
"I want to know if you're okay and will you let me in please?"
"*sniff* what ever -_-"
"*comes through the door* Saphire, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that I was hurting you *kneels down beside Saphire* Can you please forgive me?"
"*look at him with teary eyes* ...sniff.. ok *bursts into tears again*"
"Oh Saphire! *Hugs Saphire* I'm SO sorry!"
"^_^ night night *falls asleep again*"
"Aww.she looks so kawaii when she sleeps ^_^"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the living room.
"And that about the time she walked away from me, nobody likes you when you're 15, and I just wanted to drink my favorite liquor flavor, what the heck is tequila? My friend's say I should act my age but.what's my age again?" Seto was blindly singing as me and Yami continued to make out. His singing did annoy a certain someone too.
"WHAT IS THAT ANNOYING RACKET?" Yami Malik asked after emerging from the basement.
"I'm singing dumbass..why?"
"IT'S ANNOYING! *looks over to the other couch* THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN?"
"I guess so."
"Umm.where's my Hikari?"
"He's in the bathroom with Saphire."
"Do I really want to know what's happening in there?"
"Probably not."
*~*
Myloko: Wow.nice chapter! Wana say anything Saphire?
Saphire: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Myloko: Umm.yeah.I think that's sleep for read + review. So, do as Saphire says! ^_~