Falling.Hard - Chapter 11
Myloko: Well, today's Saphire's last day of being free due to the fact that she has *gasp* go back to school tomorrow.
Saphire: O_O?
Myloko: Hehehe.I still go 3 more weeks.
Saphire: WAHHHHHHHHHH *bursts into fit of tears*
Myloko: Don't worry, soon you'll be in highschool!
Malik: Yeah...that's really gonna make her happy -_-
Saphire:;_; I guess.... *goes all gloomy like* o_o
Malik: Can I kill her for you Saphire?
Saphire: NO!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL HER
Myloko: Yeah, attempt to kill me and be prepared to be Kirby!
Saphire: O_O;;
Myloko: Yeah anyway..on with the fic. And since Yami was *kinda* busy last time...i'm getting Yami Malik to say the disclaimer.
Yami Malik: No
Myloko: If you don't do it then I'll steal your pants and tell everyone your *secret* Hehehe....
Yami Malik: O_O..fine, she doesn't own anything in this story except for her pets and herself.
Myloko: Good job...not ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile.back in the bathroom.3 hours later..
*Shakes Saphire a few times to wake up* "Saphire! Wake up! Are you still mad at me?"
"O_O... um no"
"Good, because if you were, I might have to kill you."
"O_O.... pardon?"
"Well, usually I kill someone at least once a week and I haven't really killed anyone since we got here yet so..."
"O_O um... excuse me one moment.. *runs out of the bathroom like mad*"
"Saphire wait! I wasn't gonna kill you!"
"*come back in* you wasn't O_O?"
"No, I just wanted to ask you something..."
"um k.Shoot."
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"No O_O"
"BUT I'M A SIZE 8 FOR RA'S SAKE!!!"
"Thats not fat at all O_O"
"YES IT IS!!! THAT'S WHAT MY YAMI'S BEEN TELLING ME AND IT'S TRUE!!!"
"But your Yami wears a size bigger than you O_O"
"No he doesn't....he wears a 6"
"HOW THE HECK DO YOU PPL BREATHE? O_O"
"Huh?"
"MALIK YOU ARE NOT FAT!!! YOU IS SKINNY!!"
'NO I'M NOT! I'M FATTER THAN AN EGYPTIAN COW!!!"
"O_O Egyption cows must have been damn skinny"
'THEY'RE AREN'T!!! THEY'RE REALLY FAT!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!"
"NO YOU NOT!!!!! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!!!I'M FATTER THAN YOU ARE O_O"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!!! I'M A BLIMP DAMNIT!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room crying*"
"NO YOUR NOT *bursts into tears flooding the bathroom*"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the living room..
"YAMI!!!"
2 Yamis: "WHAT?"
"Umm..I ment my Yami..."
"What do you want now?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"Yes."
"*yells to the bathroom* SEE SAPHIRE I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS FAT!!!"
"WELL IF YOU FAT THEN I'M AS BIG AS THE MOON!*goes back to sobbing*"
"Umm....Justine?"
"Yeah Malik?"
"Just outta curiousity......what size are you?"
"2...why?"
"TOLD YA I'M FAT SAPHIRE!!!"
"MALIK I'M A SIZE 10!!!*sobs some more* ;_;"
"Ummm.Yami, same question."
"4, and why are you asking us our clothes sizes?"
"Because.I'm fat and I wana know."
"Malik you're not fat. Is that better?" I asked him.
"Kinda..but, no. *walks back to the bathroom*"
"I don't know why you said that.."
"And why not Yami Malik?"
"Because.HIS ASS IS FATTER THAN NEW JERSEY!!! AND THAT'S PRETTY DAMN FAT TO BEGIN WITH!!!"
"*from bathroom* I HEARD THAT!!! *Starts to cry with Saphire*
"*still crying* YOU EVIL YAMI MALIK!!!!WAAAAHHH!!!*"
"Ya know.that was kinda evil."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? THE GOODNESS FAIRY? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL!!!"
"Well anyway.I'm bored..and.I think I'll go check on Saphire."
*~*
Meanwhile..in the bathroom..
"Saphire..why are we *sniff* fat?"
"*still sobbing* Cause the world hates us ;_; WAAHHH*
"YEAH..WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Saphire?"
"*sniff* huh?"
"Do you still like me even though I'm *sniff* fat?"
"You not fat to me *sniff* ;_;"
"You're not fat to me either.."
"*sniff* k ^^ *goes back to wailing*"
"Ya know what I just *sniff* realized?"
"Wah?"
"We're not fat on the inside."
"O_O;; uh what the heck does that mean?"
"It means that you could be 300 pounds on the outside but it's your personality that really counts in the end."
"oh O_O......ok.....*stomach growls* um i'm hungry O_O;"
"Me too..Saphire?"
"What?"
"Uumm.....can you....umm....yeah...umm.....be my...girlfriend?"
"O_O......... uh.... *faints* X_X"
"*walks into the bathroom*SAPHIRE! AAHH!!! MALIK WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"
"I didn't do anything.she just sorta..passed out?"
"FROM WHAT?"
"Shock.?"
"AND WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER THAT MADE HER PASS OUT?"
"Umm.I asked her if she want to.go out with me."
*Yami Malik from the livingroom*: WUSS!!!
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! *Storms off into the livingroom*
*~*
Meanwhile.back in the livingroom.
"SAY ONE MORE THING AND I'LL WHACK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL BE SEEING STARS!"
"Like what?"
*WHACK*
"You're aware of the fact that you just knocked Yami Malik uncontious right?" Seto asked.
"HE DESERVED IT!"
"You shouldn't have knocked him out though."
"Yeah.well, anyway, I'll be right back..hehehe.." *drags the uncontious Yami Malik with her*
5 minutes later...
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?" Yami yelled as I came back into the livingroom.
"I just kinda changed..hehehe." I was now wearing Yami Malik's *almost* entire attire.
"YOU EVEN STOLE THE MILLENIUM ROD?"
"Yeah...you can't wear the clothes without the rod ^_^"
"So.where's he now?"
"He's uncontious on my floor..hehehe..but not how you'd want to find him."
"What do you mean?"
"Hehehe..go see." The three of us then walked off to my room to find Yami Malik. When we got there we found him still uncontious on the floor, only he wasn't in human form."
"Malik..is that you?"
"*wakes up*BOHHF!!!"
"Is he a..?"
"YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU YELL AT MY BEST FRIEND! And yes, he's a kuriboh ^_^"
"So...Malik...*laughs* can I take a picture?"
"BOHHFFTOMMMBA!!!"
Yami:*is crying on the ground from laughter* *KYM kicks Yami* "WOULD YOU LIKE MY DARK MAGICIAN TO KICK YOUR ASS FURBALL?"
KYM: *meep*
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! So...what do we do with him now?"
"I dunno..maybe we can eat him since we're kinda running outta food..."
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" Mokuba had finally awoken to find the 3 of us standing around a kuriboh. "Umm...what's going on here? And why are you wearing Yami Malik's clothes?"
"Ummm...it's a long story and you're still asleep?"
"Really? Thanks dream Justine..goodnight *walks back to my sister's room and goes back to sleep*"
"O_O..that was...weird. But, on the other hand, I'm stuck in a house with 1 person who is legally dead, 2 who think that they're fat, one who's wearing another person's clothes and another who's currently a duel monster."
"Yeah..that's pretty strange. I don't think it can get any worse.."
*~*
Meanwhile.off in a distant land.
"Where am I?" Yugi asked as he looked around at his surroundings. He had just been spat out of what he thought was a 7 colored fish but, he wasn't too sure.
"You are in Kirbyland!" A white Kirby answered.
"And who are you?"
"Well, I'm Isis the white Kirby!"
"And I'm Ribbon the red Kirby!" Another spoke.
"And I'm Ducky the yellow Kirby!" Said the 3rd.
"And I'm.."
"Lemme guess.Saphire?"
"Yeah! You're a good guesser mister!"
"Umm.my name's Yugi..and, I don't know where I am and I wana get back to my Yami!"
"Like we said before, you're in..KIRBYLAND! *kirbies start singing a song about kirbies, stars, and kirbies from the stars*
"O_O.so, can you get my back to my Yami?"
"Sure we can! Just think of your Yami and we'll get you there!"
"Thanks kirbies!" The kirbies then pulled out a giant toilet plunger and started plunging Yugi into a toilet that magically appeared before them. Soon, Yugi found himself being flushed a million times over and being sent through a long tube. "Wow.it's the light at the end of the tunnel! I must be dead! Or.insane!" He yelled as he saw the end of the long tunnel. "WAHOO!!!" He yelled as he came screaming out of the toilet. He was flung into the air, hit the ceiling, and then, landed on top of an uncontious Saphire.
"GET OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU..oh.Hi Yugi."
"Malik? What am I doing here?"
"I'm not too sure but if you don't get off of my girlfriend in three seconds I'm going to have to kill you."
"Okay! Just don't kill me! *Gets off of Saphire*"
"Much better. Now, would you mind leaving right now or I will be forced to kill you."
"Okay! I'm leaving! *Leaves the bathroom in search of Yami*"
*~*
Myloko: I've gotten lazy + now wana finish the pic of Kirby Yami Malik to go with my already existing Kirby Malik so.
Saphire:WAHHHHHHHHHH
Malik: It'll be okay Saphire *pats her on the back*
Myloko: Yeah...anyway, read and review people so that Saphire can get some therapy! ^_~
Myloko: Well, today's Saphire's last day of being free due to the fact that she has *gasp* go back to school tomorrow.
Saphire: O_O?
Myloko: Hehehe.I still go 3 more weeks.
Saphire: WAHHHHHHHHHH *bursts into fit of tears*
Myloko: Don't worry, soon you'll be in highschool!
Malik: Yeah...that's really gonna make her happy -_-
Saphire:;_; I guess.... *goes all gloomy like* o_o
Malik: Can I kill her for you Saphire?
Saphire: NO!!!! YOU CAN'T KILL HER
Myloko: Yeah, attempt to kill me and be prepared to be Kirby!
Saphire: O_O;;
Myloko: Yeah anyway..on with the fic. And since Yami was *kinda* busy last time...i'm getting Yami Malik to say the disclaimer.
Yami Malik: No
Myloko: If you don't do it then I'll steal your pants and tell everyone your *secret* Hehehe....
Yami Malik: O_O..fine, she doesn't own anything in this story except for her pets and herself.
Myloko: Good job...not ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile.back in the bathroom.3 hours later..
*Shakes Saphire a few times to wake up* "Saphire! Wake up! Are you still mad at me?"
"O_O... um no"
"Good, because if you were, I might have to kill you."
"O_O.... pardon?"
"Well, usually I kill someone at least once a week and I haven't really killed anyone since we got here yet so..."
"O_O um... excuse me one moment.. *runs out of the bathroom like mad*"
"Saphire wait! I wasn't gonna kill you!"
"*come back in* you wasn't O_O?"
"No, I just wanted to ask you something..."
"um k.Shoot."
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"No O_O"
"BUT I'M A SIZE 8 FOR RA'S SAKE!!!"
"Thats not fat at all O_O"
"YES IT IS!!! THAT'S WHAT MY YAMI'S BEEN TELLING ME AND IT'S TRUE!!!"
"But your Yami wears a size bigger than you O_O"
"No he doesn't....he wears a 6"
"HOW THE HECK DO YOU PPL BREATHE? O_O"
"Huh?"
"MALIK YOU ARE NOT FAT!!! YOU IS SKINNY!!"
'NO I'M NOT! I'M FATTER THAN AN EGYPTIAN COW!!!"
"O_O Egyption cows must have been damn skinny"
'THEY'RE AREN'T!!! THEY'RE REALLY FAT!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!"
"NO YOU NOT!!!!! GET IT IN YOUR HEAD!!!I'M FATTER THAN YOU ARE O_O"
"NO YOU'RE NOT!!! I'M A BLIMP DAMNIT!!! WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room crying*"
"NO YOUR NOT *bursts into tears flooding the bathroom*"
*~*
Meanwhile..in the living room..
"YAMI!!!"
2 Yamis: "WHAT?"
"Umm..I ment my Yami..."
"What do you want now?"
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"Yes."
"*yells to the bathroom* SEE SAPHIRE I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS FAT!!!"
"WELL IF YOU FAT THEN I'M AS BIG AS THE MOON!*goes back to sobbing*"
"Umm....Justine?"
"Yeah Malik?"
"Just outta curiousity......what size are you?"
"2...why?"
"TOLD YA I'M FAT SAPHIRE!!!"
"MALIK I'M A SIZE 10!!!*sobs some more* ;_;"
"Ummm.Yami, same question."
"4, and why are you asking us our clothes sizes?"
"Because.I'm fat and I wana know."
"Malik you're not fat. Is that better?" I asked him.
"Kinda..but, no. *walks back to the bathroom*"
"I don't know why you said that.."
"And why not Yami Malik?"
"Because.HIS ASS IS FATTER THAN NEW JERSEY!!! AND THAT'S PRETTY DAMN FAT TO BEGIN WITH!!!"
"*from bathroom* I HEARD THAT!!! *Starts to cry with Saphire*
"*still crying* YOU EVIL YAMI MALIK!!!!WAAAAHHH!!!*"
"Ya know.that was kinda evil."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? THE GOODNESS FAIRY? I'M SUPPOSED TO BE EVIL!!!"
"Well anyway.I'm bored..and.I think I'll go check on Saphire."
*~*
Meanwhile..in the bathroom..
"Saphire..why are we *sniff* fat?"
"*still sobbing* Cause the world hates us ;_; WAAHHH*
"YEAH..WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Saphire?"
"*sniff* huh?"
"Do you still like me even though I'm *sniff* fat?"
"You not fat to me *sniff* ;_;"
"You're not fat to me either.."
"*sniff* k ^^ *goes back to wailing*"
"Ya know what I just *sniff* realized?"
"Wah?"
"We're not fat on the inside."
"O_O;; uh what the heck does that mean?"
"It means that you could be 300 pounds on the outside but it's your personality that really counts in the end."
"oh O_O......ok.....*stomach growls* um i'm hungry O_O;"
"Me too..Saphire?"
"What?"
"Uumm.....can you....umm....yeah...umm.....be my...girlfriend?"
"O_O......... uh.... *faints* X_X"
"*walks into the bathroom*SAPHIRE! AAHH!!! MALIK WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?"
"I didn't do anything.she just sorta..passed out?"
"FROM WHAT?"
"Shock.?"
"AND WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HER THAT MADE HER PASS OUT?"
"Umm.I asked her if she want to.go out with me."
*Yami Malik from the livingroom*: WUSS!!!
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT! *Storms off into the livingroom*
*~*
Meanwhile.back in the livingroom.
"SAY ONE MORE THING AND I'LL WHACK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL BE SEEING STARS!"
"Like what?"
*WHACK*
"You're aware of the fact that you just knocked Yami Malik uncontious right?" Seto asked.
"HE DESERVED IT!"
"You shouldn't have knocked him out though."
"Yeah.well, anyway, I'll be right back..hehehe.." *drags the uncontious Yami Malik with her*
5 minutes later...
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO?" Yami yelled as I came back into the livingroom.
"I just kinda changed..hehehe." I was now wearing Yami Malik's *almost* entire attire.
"YOU EVEN STOLE THE MILLENIUM ROD?"
"Yeah...you can't wear the clothes without the rod ^_^"
"So.where's he now?"
"He's uncontious on my floor..hehehe..but not how you'd want to find him."
"What do you mean?"
"Hehehe..go see." The three of us then walked off to my room to find Yami Malik. When we got there we found him still uncontious on the floor, only he wasn't in human form."
"Malik..is that you?"
"*wakes up*BOHHF!!!"
"Is he a..?"
"YEAH! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU YELL AT MY BEST FRIEND! And yes, he's a kuriboh ^_^"
"So...Malik...*laughs* can I take a picture?"
"BOHHFFTOMMMBA!!!"
Yami:*is crying on the ground from laughter* *KYM kicks Yami* "WOULD YOU LIKE MY DARK MAGICIAN TO KICK YOUR ASS FURBALL?"
KYM: *meep*
"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! So...what do we do with him now?"
"I dunno..maybe we can eat him since we're kinda running outta food..."
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" Mokuba had finally awoken to find the 3 of us standing around a kuriboh. "Umm...what's going on here? And why are you wearing Yami Malik's clothes?"
"Ummm...it's a long story and you're still asleep?"
"Really? Thanks dream Justine..goodnight *walks back to my sister's room and goes back to sleep*"
"O_O..that was...weird. But, on the other hand, I'm stuck in a house with 1 person who is legally dead, 2 who think that they're fat, one who's wearing another person's clothes and another who's currently a duel monster."
"Yeah..that's pretty strange. I don't think it can get any worse.."
*~*
Meanwhile.off in a distant land.
"Where am I?" Yugi asked as he looked around at his surroundings. He had just been spat out of what he thought was a 7 colored fish but, he wasn't too sure.
"You are in Kirbyland!" A white Kirby answered.
"And who are you?"
"Well, I'm Isis the white Kirby!"
"And I'm Ribbon the red Kirby!" Another spoke.
"And I'm Ducky the yellow Kirby!" Said the 3rd.
"And I'm.."
"Lemme guess.Saphire?"
"Yeah! You're a good guesser mister!"
"Umm.my name's Yugi..and, I don't know where I am and I wana get back to my Yami!"
"Like we said before, you're in..KIRBYLAND! *kirbies start singing a song about kirbies, stars, and kirbies from the stars*
"O_O.so, can you get my back to my Yami?"
"Sure we can! Just think of your Yami and we'll get you there!"
"Thanks kirbies!" The kirbies then pulled out a giant toilet plunger and started plunging Yugi into a toilet that magically appeared before them. Soon, Yugi found himself being flushed a million times over and being sent through a long tube. "Wow.it's the light at the end of the tunnel! I must be dead! Or.insane!" He yelled as he saw the end of the long tunnel. "WAHOO!!!" He yelled as he came screaming out of the toilet. He was flung into the air, hit the ceiling, and then, landed on top of an uncontious Saphire.
"GET OFF OF MY GIRLFRIEND YOU..oh.Hi Yugi."
"Malik? What am I doing here?"
"I'm not too sure but if you don't get off of my girlfriend in three seconds I'm going to have to kill you."
"Okay! Just don't kill me! *Gets off of Saphire*"
"Much better. Now, would you mind leaving right now or I will be forced to kill you."
"Okay! I'm leaving! *Leaves the bathroom in search of Yami*"
*~*
Myloko: I've gotten lazy + now wana finish the pic of Kirby Yami Malik to go with my already existing Kirby Malik so.
Saphire:WAHHHHHHHHHH
Malik: It'll be okay Saphire *pats her on the back*
Myloko: Yeah...anyway, read and review people so that Saphire can get some therapy! ^_~