Falling.Hard - Chapter 13
Myloko: wow...people actually care about me! I feel very loved now ^_^
Saphire: ^^
Malik: I'm bored....
Myloko: Baka...
Saphire: i bored too O_O
Myloko: then I'll just start this. Sadly, it's my last day before school too ;_;
Saphire: mine been in sesion for THREE WEEKS -_-
Myloko: and we REALLY care...that was 3 weeks ago, it's my turn in the sympathy spotlight ^_^
Saphire: ..........
Malik: O_O
Myloko: Anyway, it's time for our crappy disclaimers ^_^ and today's disclaimer person thingy of chosen horror is...Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: -_-...nobody owns anything. Well, some people own some characters here but..just read the damn story.
Myloko: Nicely put
Saphire: hehe... well done..... 'YaBakura' *snickers*
Myloko: O_O..oh...hehehe ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile..At Jen's house.....
"Bakura..this house is boring, plus, we have no food. I'm gonna go to the basement and get some more food k?" Jen was still bored wandering around aimlessly. Her new basement idea gave her something to do...but not much. Jen had a major condition of homophobia and was afraid to walk around her house without another normal person. Sadly, Bakura was the only one left in the house so it was his job to be dragged around aimlessly with her.
"But Jen...i'm tired."
"Whatever...help me move this thing first or we can't open the door to the basement."
"What is that thing anyway?"
"I'm not too sure...I thought that one of the wierdos had put it there." They now stood in front of a giant metal machine that had somehow gotten its way there overnight and had somehow gone unnoticed by everyone else in the house. "Ooo...I wonder what this button does..." Jen randomly pushed a red a button. The machine made a few sounds and then shot a candy bar flying across the kitchen. "Sweet! I wonder what this does then." Jen then hit a blue button. The machine made the same noises and popped a lollypop out this time. "Wow...how did I ever live without this Bakura? ^_^"
"Jen...you shouldn't touch anymore buttons."
"And why not?"
"Because of this." Bakura had help up a sign that was attatched to the side of the gigantic machine. It read:
"Candy Machine Of Doom. Use with extreme caution. May cause brain damage. Another quality product of Kaiba Corp."
"Seems harmless enough. Wow..I wonder what THIS one does!" She said as she pushed a giant black button with a skull on it. The machine made its familiar noises but instead of popping something out, it decided to suck Jen instead. After a few more clunks and random noises something else was spit out. It was a tiny pill the size of a grain of rice that read "Jen" in small blue letters.
"I warned her *sigh* now I'm gonna get yelled at by her family and everyone else for something I didn't do..sure...blame the poor defenceless british albino..." Bakura said as he picked up the pill form of Jen and shoved it into his pocket.
"Ooo.what cha got there Bakura?" Pegasus asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"It's a candy machine of doom and I don't think..on second thought, go ahead and try it. It gives you candy when you hit buttons."
"Ooo.YAY!!! CANDY!!!" Pegasus, like Jen before him, decided to hit the black button with the skull. As before, it made a few noises then sucked the millionaire in. A few seconds later a pill the size of fish food came out and read "Pegasus" in little red letters.
"I warned him..*sigh* might as well take his too." Bakura then picked up the pill form of Pegasus and shoved that into his pocket as well. "I wonder what my Yami's doing now...I guess I'll phone him and find out."
*~*
Meanwhile..At my house..
"You lose rich boy!"
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Over your dead body!"
"So what if I'm dead?" Yami Bakura had begun a fight over who really won their bet. After 3 hours of non-stop racing, 4 2L bottles of soda, one angry kuriboh and many dirty words later their Grand Turismo duel had finally come to an end. Their best 26/50 round set was finally won by Yami Bakura, who had somehow knocked Kaiba's car off of the road and into a ditch.
"But that wasn't fair!"
"Was too! There was never a rule that stated that I couldn't crash your car into a ditch for you."
"Fine..then I guess you win."
"Fine..wana go again?"
"Sure" With that said, another round of 26/50 started again.
"Gah.THIS IS GONNA GO ON FOREVER!!!" I said after petting the sleeping kuriboh on my lap. He looked very cute when he was sleeping...considering he could no longer take over the world and was a harm to no one when he slept.
*ring ring*
"PICK UP THE PHONE SOMEONE!!! I'M BUSY HERE!!!"
"Geez.don't get your ring in a knot you old fart."
"I'm a what?"
"I don't repeat myself." I said as I put the kuriboh down and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hi, it's Bakura, can I please speak to my Yami?"
"Um..Hi Bakura. Hold on a sec. YO!!! FARTY!!! PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!!!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME WOMAN???"
"YOU HEARD ME NOW PICK UP THE PHONE!!!"
"WHO THE HELL IS IT???"
"YOUR ALBINO AIBOU!!!"
"TELL HIM THAT I'M BUSY!!!"
"NO!!! PICK IT UP!!!"
"NO!!!"
"DO IT!!!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!"
"Ya know..you just lost with that line..SO PICK IT UP!!!" At this point we were standing about a foot away from each other.
"NO WAY WOMAN!!!"
"DO IT!!! OR I'LL DO SOMETHING YOU WON'T LIKE TOO MUCH!!!"
"TRY ME WOMAN!!! I'LL NEVER PICK UP THE PHONE!!! NEVER!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"Fine.you asked for it.*rips the controller out of Yami Bakura's hands*
"NO!!!"
"Haha!!! You lose grave robber!!!"
"SHUT UP RICHIE RICH!!! *picks up phone* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??? YOU JUST COST ME A VERY IMPROTANT GAME!!!"
"*almost goes deaf* Sorry Yami. I just phoned to call and tell you that Jen and Pegasus have been turned into pills and that I'm coming over."
"YOU RUINED MY GAME FOR THAT???"
"Well if I didn't call then you'd yell at me anyway!"
"BUT IF YOU DIDN'T CALL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE RUINED MY GAME!!!""
"Sorry Yami. Well, I'm coming anyway, bye!" *click*
"Baka...I should call him Bakara..."
"If you did then you'd be dissing yourself at the same time..Bakara."
"Shut up Pharoah. I rule that the last game doesn't count."
"No, it counts, besides *picks up sleeping kuriboh* you still have..49 rounds left." I said as I sat down again.
"That's not the point."
"Then what is?"
"It's the principle that I deserve another round."
"Sorry Bakara, rules are rules, no new round."
"Fine but I-" *ding dong*
"Ooo.*puts kuriboh down* I'LL GET IT!!!"
"And then they say that *I* have to much coffee in the morning..Bakara my ass -_-"
*~*
Meanwhile..In the bathroom..
"*slowly begins to wake up* Where am I?"
"SAPHIRE!!! *hugs Saphire* are you alright?" Malik asked the bewildered Saphire as she slowly got off of the ground.
"I'm fine yes..... "
"Are you sure? You fell pretty hard, plus, Yugi landed on you so..."
"I'm fine trust me."
"Okay..well..can you answer my question? Please? *gives big puppy dog-ish eyes*"
"Question O_O?? *blinks confusedly*"
"Yeah..don't you remember?"
"Um........ *thinks* ........ no not really."
"Okay then..um...willyougooutwithme?"
"Um........ um...... ok O_O;"
"Really?"
"Ya."
"Really really?"
"YES ALREADY!!!"
"Wow..I have a girlfriend..never had one before..*faints*"
"Not this again -_-; *sweat drop*"
*ding dong*
"MINE!!! ME!!! MY DOOR!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"*walks out of bathroom* Wonder who it is?"
*~*
Meanwhile..at the front door...
*Opens the door* YELLOW PERSON!!! WHAT CHA.HOLY JESUS MC FREAKING MURPHEY!!!"
*~*
Myloko: I like door people.everyone kewl comes through the door ^_^
Saphire: Cept people from the county O_O
Myloko: What? O_O
Saphire: ....... that come to turn off your water O_O;
Myloko: We don't have that ^_^
Malik: x_x
Saphire: *sigh* i had to type me report all over CAUSE I DELETED IT X_X
Myloko: Even I'm not that spastic..even if I did trip over a desk yesterday ^_^
Saphire: THE PIZZA DISTRACTED ME I TELL YOU!!! ....... yeah anyway ^^ A Day of Randomness should be updated sometime next week if i can stop being so lazy =P
Myloko: this isn't an add...but yay!!! Plus, feel free to send me anything, especially writter's-block-be-gone, cuz, that's partially why I never wrote for a while. And, send me lazyness-be-gone too! Might help ^_^ So, Ja ne for now! Read and review as always! ^_~
Myloko: wow...people actually care about me! I feel very loved now ^_^
Saphire: ^^
Malik: I'm bored....
Myloko: Baka...
Saphire: i bored too O_O
Myloko: then I'll just start this. Sadly, it's my last day before school too ;_;
Saphire: mine been in sesion for THREE WEEKS -_-
Myloko: and we REALLY care...that was 3 weeks ago, it's my turn in the sympathy spotlight ^_^
Saphire: ..........
Malik: O_O
Myloko: Anyway, it's time for our crappy disclaimers ^_^ and today's disclaimer person thingy of chosen horror is...Yami Bakura!
Yami Bakura: -_-...nobody owns anything. Well, some people own some characters here but..just read the damn story.
Myloko: Nicely put
Saphire: hehe... well done..... 'YaBakura' *snickers*
Myloko: O_O..oh...hehehe ^_~
*~*
Meanwhile..At Jen's house.....
"Bakura..this house is boring, plus, we have no food. I'm gonna go to the basement and get some more food k?" Jen was still bored wandering around aimlessly. Her new basement idea gave her something to do...but not much. Jen had a major condition of homophobia and was afraid to walk around her house without another normal person. Sadly, Bakura was the only one left in the house so it was his job to be dragged around aimlessly with her.
"But Jen...i'm tired."
"Whatever...help me move this thing first or we can't open the door to the basement."
"What is that thing anyway?"
"I'm not too sure...I thought that one of the wierdos had put it there." They now stood in front of a giant metal machine that had somehow gotten its way there overnight and had somehow gone unnoticed by everyone else in the house. "Ooo...I wonder what this button does..." Jen randomly pushed a red a button. The machine made a few sounds and then shot a candy bar flying across the kitchen. "Sweet! I wonder what this does then." Jen then hit a blue button. The machine made the same noises and popped a lollypop out this time. "Wow...how did I ever live without this Bakura? ^_^"
"Jen...you shouldn't touch anymore buttons."
"And why not?"
"Because of this." Bakura had help up a sign that was attatched to the side of the gigantic machine. It read:
"Candy Machine Of Doom. Use with extreme caution. May cause brain damage. Another quality product of Kaiba Corp."
"Seems harmless enough. Wow..I wonder what THIS one does!" She said as she pushed a giant black button with a skull on it. The machine made its familiar noises but instead of popping something out, it decided to suck Jen instead. After a few more clunks and random noises something else was spit out. It was a tiny pill the size of a grain of rice that read "Jen" in small blue letters.
"I warned her *sigh* now I'm gonna get yelled at by her family and everyone else for something I didn't do..sure...blame the poor defenceless british albino..." Bakura said as he picked up the pill form of Jen and shoved it into his pocket.
"Ooo.what cha got there Bakura?" Pegasus asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"It's a candy machine of doom and I don't think..on second thought, go ahead and try it. It gives you candy when you hit buttons."
"Ooo.YAY!!! CANDY!!!" Pegasus, like Jen before him, decided to hit the black button with the skull. As before, it made a few noises then sucked the millionaire in. A few seconds later a pill the size of fish food came out and read "Pegasus" in little red letters.
"I warned him..*sigh* might as well take his too." Bakura then picked up the pill form of Pegasus and shoved that into his pocket as well. "I wonder what my Yami's doing now...I guess I'll phone him and find out."
*~*
Meanwhile..At my house..
"You lose rich boy!"
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Over your dead body!"
"So what if I'm dead?" Yami Bakura had begun a fight over who really won their bet. After 3 hours of non-stop racing, 4 2L bottles of soda, one angry kuriboh and many dirty words later their Grand Turismo duel had finally come to an end. Their best 26/50 round set was finally won by Yami Bakura, who had somehow knocked Kaiba's car off of the road and into a ditch.
"But that wasn't fair!"
"Was too! There was never a rule that stated that I couldn't crash your car into a ditch for you."
"Fine..then I guess you win."
"Fine..wana go again?"
"Sure" With that said, another round of 26/50 started again.
"Gah.THIS IS GONNA GO ON FOREVER!!!" I said after petting the sleeping kuriboh on my lap. He looked very cute when he was sleeping...considering he could no longer take over the world and was a harm to no one when he slept.
*ring ring*
"PICK UP THE PHONE SOMEONE!!! I'M BUSY HERE!!!"
"Geez.don't get your ring in a knot you old fart."
"I'm a what?"
"I don't repeat myself." I said as I put the kuriboh down and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Hi, it's Bakura, can I please speak to my Yami?"
"Um..Hi Bakura. Hold on a sec. YO!!! FARTY!!! PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE!!!"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME WOMAN???"
"YOU HEARD ME NOW PICK UP THE PHONE!!!"
"WHO THE HELL IS IT???"
"YOUR ALBINO AIBOU!!!"
"TELL HIM THAT I'M BUSY!!!"
"NO!!! PICK IT UP!!!"
"NO!!!"
"DO IT!!!"
"OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!"
"Ya know..you just lost with that line..SO PICK IT UP!!!" At this point we were standing about a foot away from each other.
"NO WAY WOMAN!!!"
"DO IT!!! OR I'LL DO SOMETHING YOU WON'T LIKE TOO MUCH!!!"
"TRY ME WOMAN!!! I'LL NEVER PICK UP THE PHONE!!! NEVER!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"Fine.you asked for it.*rips the controller out of Yami Bakura's hands*
"NO!!!"
"Haha!!! You lose grave robber!!!"
"SHUT UP RICHIE RICH!!! *picks up phone* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??? YOU JUST COST ME A VERY IMPROTANT GAME!!!"
"*almost goes deaf* Sorry Yami. I just phoned to call and tell you that Jen and Pegasus have been turned into pills and that I'm coming over."
"YOU RUINED MY GAME FOR THAT???"
"Well if I didn't call then you'd yell at me anyway!"
"BUT IF YOU DIDN'T CALL THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE RUINED MY GAME!!!""
"Sorry Yami. Well, I'm coming anyway, bye!" *click*
"Baka...I should call him Bakara..."
"If you did then you'd be dissing yourself at the same time..Bakara."
"Shut up Pharoah. I rule that the last game doesn't count."
"No, it counts, besides *picks up sleeping kuriboh* you still have..49 rounds left." I said as I sat down again.
"That's not the point."
"Then what is?"
"It's the principle that I deserve another round."
"Sorry Bakara, rules are rules, no new round."
"Fine but I-" *ding dong*
"Ooo.*puts kuriboh down* I'LL GET IT!!!"
"And then they say that *I* have to much coffee in the morning..Bakara my ass -_-"
*~*
Meanwhile..In the bathroom..
"*slowly begins to wake up* Where am I?"
"SAPHIRE!!! *hugs Saphire* are you alright?" Malik asked the bewildered Saphire as she slowly got off of the ground.
"I'm fine yes..... "
"Are you sure? You fell pretty hard, plus, Yugi landed on you so..."
"I'm fine trust me."
"Okay..well..can you answer my question? Please? *gives big puppy dog-ish eyes*"
"Question O_O?? *blinks confusedly*"
"Yeah..don't you remember?"
"Um........ *thinks* ........ no not really."
"Okay then..um...willyougooutwithme?"
"Um........ um...... ok O_O;"
"Really?"
"Ya."
"Really really?"
"YES ALREADY!!!"
"Wow..I have a girlfriend..never had one before..*faints*"
"Not this again -_-; *sweat drop*"
*ding dong*
"MINE!!! ME!!! MY DOOR!!! HAHAHA!!!"
"*walks out of bathroom* Wonder who it is?"
*~*
Meanwhile..at the front door...
*Opens the door* YELLOW PERSON!!! WHAT CHA.HOLY JESUS MC FREAKING MURPHEY!!!"
*~*
Myloko: I like door people.everyone kewl comes through the door ^_^
Saphire: Cept people from the county O_O
Myloko: What? O_O
Saphire: ....... that come to turn off your water O_O;
Myloko: We don't have that ^_^
Malik: x_x
Saphire: *sigh* i had to type me report all over CAUSE I DELETED IT X_X
Myloko: Even I'm not that spastic..even if I did trip over a desk yesterday ^_^
Saphire: THE PIZZA DISTRACTED ME I TELL YOU!!! ....... yeah anyway ^^ A Day of Randomness should be updated sometime next week if i can stop being so lazy =P
Myloko: this isn't an add...but yay!!! Plus, feel free to send me anything, especially writter's-block-be-gone, cuz, that's partially why I never wrote for a while. And, send me lazyness-be-gone too! Might help ^_^ So, Ja ne for now! Read and review as always! ^_~