Falling.Hard - Chapter 16
Myloko: I AM WRITING!!! WHOO!!! Aren't ya proud of me? ^_^ and since I don't feel like saying much, here's saphy:
Saphire: hewwo ^_^ *waves*
Myloko: O_O yeah..anyway, now for our *extremely* belated chapter!
Disclaimer: I barely own my clothes, plus, I now own new characters and, I don't own other things..such as..*mumbles* big brother..-_-;; or Grand Turismo. Plus, Bakura will now be "Ryou" and Bakura is his yami k? ^_^
*~*
Meanwhile...at my house..
"HOLY SHIT!" I yelled as I looked at the gigantic woman who was now standing in front of me. "Umm....hi?"
"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT SHORTY!" She said as she walked into my living room.
"Can I ..uh...help you?"
"Yeah, you can start by getting me a footrest...ooo..." She said as she looked over into the hallway to find the 6 bishies, Saphire, and the little brown fur ball known still as Yami Malik. "Hey you! White boy..get your ass in here!"
"I am NOT white.." Bakura angrily replied back.
"Well, y'are now, so get yer butt in here!"
"Umm..miss?"
"WHAT?"
"O_O;;..umm..who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
"The name's Bertha, Big Bertha..and I came here to take yer house."
"No wonder they called her 'big'" Yami whispered to Yugi.
"HUSH YOU! Now..white boy..i'm still waiting" She said as she sat down on the couch.
"But...why do you want my house?"
"Cuz..it's out of the flood and its nice and big and suits my style"
*whispers* "What's that, hic?" Yami told Yugi.
"YAMI!"
"SHUT YER YAP SHORT WEIRD BOY WITH THE WEIRD HAIR!"
"Uh..... who is this woman?" Saphire asked.
"Her name's Bertha..weren't you paying attention?" Malik replied.
"SHUT YER YAP TOO BLONDIE! Now..i'd like y'all to move out now."
"Lemme think about that now...no"
"Then I'm gonna have to take it! SUMO SLAM!" Bertha yelled as she ran and body slammed Yugi to a pancake on the floor.
"Aibou.O_O THAT'S IT! NO ONE SQUISHES MY AIBOU AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
"He was in my way from getting to my bishie ^_^ *hugs Bakura*"
"O_O;;"
"So, can y'all get out and leave me with my darling now ^_^"
"I AINT GONNA TAKE THIS!" I yelled. "THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I AINT LEAVING!"
"So, then what are you gonna do about it short blondie?"
"-_-...I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!"
"That's too simple, plus, you're probably not the best duelist here anyway so, we're gonna have a game to decide my coming or going."
"What kinda game?" Seto asked.
"Well..We'll play a game that involves elimination, conspiracy, lies, maybe sex, and PRIZES!" She said, "I call it...BIG SISTER!"
"Isn't that called 'Big Brother'?" I asked.
"We can't call it big brother, too many copyright laws."
"Oh."
"So, whoever wins gets the right to duel me for to the house. And until, then, I get to keep my bishie ^_^"
"That isn't fair, we need better players."
"Yeah, plus, I'd rather compete." Bakura chimed in.
"Well, if you wana play then we need one more player."
*ding dong* *opens the door*
"Hello everyone?"
"RYOU! THANK RA YOU'RE HERE!" Bakura said as he ran up to his light and hugged him. "I mean..whatever."
"It's good to see you too Yami ^_^ So, what's going on here?"
"OOO!!! HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE OTHER WHITE BOY!" Bertha called as she ran up to Ryou and hugged him, pushing Bakura aside in the process.
"Perky for an old woman isn't she?"
"I guess so.."
"*gasp* miss...umm..you're..killing..me"
"*lets go* Oh.sorry sweetie. Now, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
"Umm..one thing.."
"Yeah blonde short girl?"
"Make that two..first of all, I aint short, secondly, what happens when we get kicked out?"
"Y'all can go to the house across the street."
"This is gonna be a long...wait, how long is this going on for?"
"Until there's only 1 left so...9 more weeks cuz there's 10 of y'all excluding me of course."
"uh...... *totally lost*"
"We're gonna play big brother saphy ^_^" Malik told the confused brunette.
"So are we gonna start this or what?"
"Umm..we already started."
"Oh....... O_O... so now what?"
"We do stuff until our reward challenges, and authoress' choice, and then eviction to across the street ^_^"
"So..y'all go do w/e and I'll call y'all in a few hours for a reward challenge."
"oooh....... O_O" After that we all went to different places in the house. Saphire, Malik, the furball, and I went to the basement to try and re- connect the pc, Seto, Mokuba, Bakura, and Ryou went to my room to play Grand Turismo again, Yami picked up Yugi and followed suit into the basement while Bertha sat on the couch reading a romance novel.
*~*
"What kind of challenges does this show do O_O?"
"Stuff like...I have no clue..."
"That's not very helpful -_-"
"*whimper* moffooo..;_;"
"Wow...I didn't know that my Yami could have feelings...well, ya learn something new everyday." Malik said to break the weirdness...which didn't really work.
"YA..... O_O so now what?"
"We wait to be called I guess..."
"OK..... O_O"
*picks up ymk*"It's okay lil fluffy ^_^ You'll eventually be human..."
"-_-..moffpoo."
"He won't be human until this is all over, you realize that right?" Yami added in.
"I know but..I just wanted to make him feel a bit better. It must be kewl being a duel monster ^_^"
*~*
"You can't win Kaiba...I've had 5000 years experience..its just like chariot racing ^_^ "
"Whatever Bakura..I've driven real cars faster than these simulations."
"Then if you think you're so good then why are you losing?"
"Because you have the Corvette and I have the Viper, that's why."
"The cars are almost even, you're just being a baby."
"Am not."
"Are so."
"Can we please not do this? Fighting won't get you anywhere.."
"SHUT UP RYOU!"
"Sorry everyone..it's just..."
"WHAT?"
"Never mind..."
"WIERDOS, BISHIES, AND OTHERS! GET YER BUTTS IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW!!!"
*~*
5 mins later...In the Living Room..
"Now, it's time for y'all to win a reward off me."
"I hope it isn't a hug" Ryou told his Yami.
"O_O;;"
"So, we're gonna play, roll the dice."
"*raises hand* Miss umm."
"Call me BB lil short kid with the weird hair."
"Umm..k.miss BB, what do we get if we win and how do we play?"
"K, y'all are gonna roll a 6 sided die. How ever gets the highest wins. And if yer the winner, ya get...*holds up a 'Weather Report' Card* This lil weirdo card here."
"I LOVE weather report ^_^"
"But BB, I already got 2 weather reports -_- the only card I want is Black Illusion Ritual ^_^ *holds up Relinquished card*"
"Too bad missy, you gotta live with it. But, whoever wins the second round of dice gets this *holds up Jinzo and Limiter Removal*"
"Aww...I already got those..and they work good as a combo ^_^"
"Must.Have. Black Illusion RITUAL *steams*"
"Calm down Saphy.you'll eventually get it." Malik reassured her.
"*hand everyone a dice* Now, ROLL!"
*10 dice roll*
*1,2,3,3,4,4,5,6,6,6*
"Well, we got a 3 way tie between big hair weirdo *O_O*, lil white bishie *^_^* and, fluffball *-_-*. Therefore, ROLL AGAIN!"
*3 dice roll*
*1,4,6*
"I declare the winner..wierd hair guy! *hands Yami 'Weather Report'"
"Yay..I get a red blob with sandals -_-"
"You betcha ^^"
"-_-"
"Now, now, sore weird hair loser, it's time for the next round."
"Umm.miss BB?"
"Yes lil black haired mop cutie?"
"Ummm..are your cards first editions?"
"Why yes they are cutie ^_^ now, ROLL!"
"*rolls dice* GO DICE ROLL!"
"*rolls dice* BOOM CHUCKA ^^!!"
*dice rolls*
*2,2,3,3,4,4,5,5,6,6*
"Kay y'all, we got another tie between white blondie and white brunette missy."
"Ummm..miss BB?" I asked.
"Yeah blondie?"
"Can I forfeit my prize and give it to Saphy cuz I already got both?"
"Why sure ya can. Therefore, brunette missy wins *passes Saphire 'Jinzo' and 'Limiter Removal'*"
"YAY ^^!! Now me just need black illusion ritual to be happy ^^"
"You could say thanks ya know..I could use each of those cards.."
"Eepot ^^"
"Welcs ^_^"
"*Malik walks out of the bathroom* So, what did I miss?"
*~*
BB: Hey y'all! This is BB speaking. Now, starting this chapter we're gonna be having "Authoress' Choice where all y'all authors and authoresses can vote on who should receive a special gift. Now, this week's gift is: a getaway with a secret person. So, y'all vote for 1 of the house people *or furball* and the winner will get their surprise in the next chapter. Plus, we're evicting a person *or furball* in the next chapter so, be prepared for the next chapter in Falling..Hard!
*~*
Myloko: -_-..that was my job! Anyway, do as BB says and don't forget to review ^_^
Malik: Ja ne minna-san! ^_~
Myloko: I AM WRITING!!! WHOO!!! Aren't ya proud of me? ^_^ and since I don't feel like saying much, here's saphy:
Saphire: hewwo ^_^ *waves*
Myloko: O_O yeah..anyway, now for our *extremely* belated chapter!
Disclaimer: I barely own my clothes, plus, I now own new characters and, I don't own other things..such as..*mumbles* big brother..-_-;; or Grand Turismo. Plus, Bakura will now be "Ryou" and Bakura is his yami k? ^_^
*~*
Meanwhile...at my house..
"HOLY SHIT!" I yelled as I looked at the gigantic woman who was now standing in front of me. "Umm....hi?"
"MOVE IT OR LOSE IT SHORTY!" She said as she walked into my living room.
"Can I ..uh...help you?"
"Yeah, you can start by getting me a footrest...ooo..." She said as she looked over into the hallway to find the 6 bishies, Saphire, and the little brown fur ball known still as Yami Malik. "Hey you! White boy..get your ass in here!"
"I am NOT white.." Bakura angrily replied back.
"Well, y'are now, so get yer butt in here!"
"Umm..miss?"
"WHAT?"
"O_O;;..umm..who are you and what are you doing in my house?"
"The name's Bertha, Big Bertha..and I came here to take yer house."
"No wonder they called her 'big'" Yami whispered to Yugi.
"HUSH YOU! Now..white boy..i'm still waiting" She said as she sat down on the couch.
"But...why do you want my house?"
"Cuz..it's out of the flood and its nice and big and suits my style"
*whispers* "What's that, hic?" Yami told Yugi.
"YAMI!"
"SHUT YER YAP SHORT WEIRD BOY WITH THE WEIRD HAIR!"
"Uh..... who is this woman?" Saphire asked.
"Her name's Bertha..weren't you paying attention?" Malik replied.
"SHUT YER YAP TOO BLONDIE! Now..i'd like y'all to move out now."
"Lemme think about that now...no"
"Then I'm gonna have to take it! SUMO SLAM!" Bertha yelled as she ran and body slammed Yugi to a pancake on the floor.
"Aibou.O_O THAT'S IT! NO ONE SQUISHES MY AIBOU AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"
"He was in my way from getting to my bishie ^_^ *hugs Bakura*"
"O_O;;"
"So, can y'all get out and leave me with my darling now ^_^"
"I AINT GONNA TAKE THIS!" I yelled. "THIS IS MY HOUSE AND I AINT LEAVING!"
"So, then what are you gonna do about it short blondie?"
"-_-...I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!"
"That's too simple, plus, you're probably not the best duelist here anyway so, we're gonna have a game to decide my coming or going."
"What kinda game?" Seto asked.
"Well..We'll play a game that involves elimination, conspiracy, lies, maybe sex, and PRIZES!" She said, "I call it...BIG SISTER!"
"Isn't that called 'Big Brother'?" I asked.
"We can't call it big brother, too many copyright laws."
"Oh."
"So, whoever wins gets the right to duel me for to the house. And until, then, I get to keep my bishie ^_^"
"That isn't fair, we need better players."
"Yeah, plus, I'd rather compete." Bakura chimed in.
"Well, if you wana play then we need one more player."
*ding dong* *opens the door*
"Hello everyone?"
"RYOU! THANK RA YOU'RE HERE!" Bakura said as he ran up to his light and hugged him. "I mean..whatever."
"It's good to see you too Yami ^_^ So, what's going on here?"
"OOO!!! HE'S EVEN CUTER THAN THE OTHER WHITE BOY!" Bertha called as she ran up to Ryou and hugged him, pushing Bakura aside in the process.
"Perky for an old woman isn't she?"
"I guess so.."
"*gasp* miss...umm..you're..killing..me"
"*lets go* Oh.sorry sweetie. Now, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
"Umm..one thing.."
"Yeah blonde short girl?"
"Make that two..first of all, I aint short, secondly, what happens when we get kicked out?"
"Y'all can go to the house across the street."
"This is gonna be a long...wait, how long is this going on for?"
"Until there's only 1 left so...9 more weeks cuz there's 10 of y'all excluding me of course."
"uh...... *totally lost*"
"We're gonna play big brother saphy ^_^" Malik told the confused brunette.
"So are we gonna start this or what?"
"Umm..we already started."
"Oh....... O_O... so now what?"
"We do stuff until our reward challenges, and authoress' choice, and then eviction to across the street ^_^"
"So..y'all go do w/e and I'll call y'all in a few hours for a reward challenge."
"oooh....... O_O" After that we all went to different places in the house. Saphire, Malik, the furball, and I went to the basement to try and re- connect the pc, Seto, Mokuba, Bakura, and Ryou went to my room to play Grand Turismo again, Yami picked up Yugi and followed suit into the basement while Bertha sat on the couch reading a romance novel.
*~*
"What kind of challenges does this show do O_O?"
"Stuff like...I have no clue..."
"That's not very helpful -_-"
"*whimper* moffooo..;_;"
"Wow...I didn't know that my Yami could have feelings...well, ya learn something new everyday." Malik said to break the weirdness...which didn't really work.
"YA..... O_O so now what?"
"We wait to be called I guess..."
"OK..... O_O"
*picks up ymk*"It's okay lil fluffy ^_^ You'll eventually be human..."
"-_-..moffpoo."
"He won't be human until this is all over, you realize that right?" Yami added in.
"I know but..I just wanted to make him feel a bit better. It must be kewl being a duel monster ^_^"
*~*
"You can't win Kaiba...I've had 5000 years experience..its just like chariot racing ^_^ "
"Whatever Bakura..I've driven real cars faster than these simulations."
"Then if you think you're so good then why are you losing?"
"Because you have the Corvette and I have the Viper, that's why."
"The cars are almost even, you're just being a baby."
"Am not."
"Are so."
"Can we please not do this? Fighting won't get you anywhere.."
"SHUT UP RYOU!"
"Sorry everyone..it's just..."
"WHAT?"
"Never mind..."
"WIERDOS, BISHIES, AND OTHERS! GET YER BUTTS IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW!!!"
*~*
5 mins later...In the Living Room..
"Now, it's time for y'all to win a reward off me."
"I hope it isn't a hug" Ryou told his Yami.
"O_O;;"
"So, we're gonna play, roll the dice."
"*raises hand* Miss umm."
"Call me BB lil short kid with the weird hair."
"Umm..k.miss BB, what do we get if we win and how do we play?"
"K, y'all are gonna roll a 6 sided die. How ever gets the highest wins. And if yer the winner, ya get...*holds up a 'Weather Report' Card* This lil weirdo card here."
"I LOVE weather report ^_^"
"But BB, I already got 2 weather reports -_- the only card I want is Black Illusion Ritual ^_^ *holds up Relinquished card*"
"Too bad missy, you gotta live with it. But, whoever wins the second round of dice gets this *holds up Jinzo and Limiter Removal*"
"Aww...I already got those..and they work good as a combo ^_^"
"Must.Have. Black Illusion RITUAL *steams*"
"Calm down Saphy.you'll eventually get it." Malik reassured her.
"*hand everyone a dice* Now, ROLL!"
*10 dice roll*
*1,2,3,3,4,4,5,6,6,6*
"Well, we got a 3 way tie between big hair weirdo *O_O*, lil white bishie *^_^* and, fluffball *-_-*. Therefore, ROLL AGAIN!"
*3 dice roll*
*1,4,6*
"I declare the winner..wierd hair guy! *hands Yami 'Weather Report'"
"Yay..I get a red blob with sandals -_-"
"You betcha ^^"
"-_-"
"Now, now, sore weird hair loser, it's time for the next round."
"Umm.miss BB?"
"Yes lil black haired mop cutie?"
"Ummm..are your cards first editions?"
"Why yes they are cutie ^_^ now, ROLL!"
"*rolls dice* GO DICE ROLL!"
"*rolls dice* BOOM CHUCKA ^^!!"
*dice rolls*
*2,2,3,3,4,4,5,5,6,6*
"Kay y'all, we got another tie between white blondie and white brunette missy."
"Ummm..miss BB?" I asked.
"Yeah blondie?"
"Can I forfeit my prize and give it to Saphy cuz I already got both?"
"Why sure ya can. Therefore, brunette missy wins *passes Saphire 'Jinzo' and 'Limiter Removal'*"
"YAY ^^!! Now me just need black illusion ritual to be happy ^^"
"You could say thanks ya know..I could use each of those cards.."
"Eepot ^^"
"Welcs ^_^"
"*Malik walks out of the bathroom* So, what did I miss?"
*~*
BB: Hey y'all! This is BB speaking. Now, starting this chapter we're gonna be having "Authoress' Choice where all y'all authors and authoresses can vote on who should receive a special gift. Now, this week's gift is: a getaway with a secret person. So, y'all vote for 1 of the house people *or furball* and the winner will get their surprise in the next chapter. Plus, we're evicting a person *or furball* in the next chapter so, be prepared for the next chapter in Falling..Hard!
*~*
Myloko: -_-..that was my job! Anyway, do as BB says and don't forget to review ^_^
Malik: Ja ne minna-san! ^_~